💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jotch]

"Ma'am, you're too moist and I can't see into your pelvis region. If you can't control your horny levels to within acceptable parameters, I'm going to have to detonate your tits for this airports safety. Dequarius, turn it up from 'pizza' to 'defrost.'"

"Her sneed levels are over 9000"!

 

[SpellforceFan]

weak eurotrash immune system cant handle the intense freedom of americas super germs

Going from airborne POZ particles within the margin of error, to off the scale does that to a man.

 

[404 User Not Found]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

>be null
>go outside for 1 day
>die

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's a racism flare-up, take some niggaprofen

Niggaprofen isn't supposed to be taken if you are currently or have recently been micro dosing Hitler particles. Potential drug interactions include Uncle Ruckus Syndrome.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I will never financially recover from this move btw. Almost everything that could go wrong did.

Sounds like it's time for another merch run

 

[Sugriva]

I gotta say it really pisses me off when they let them work as gate agents and use the intercom

Last time I was at an airport this was a genuine problem and nobody could fucking hear what they were saying. If your accent is so thick it interferes with your ability to do your job, you should not have that fucking job.

 

[DavidS877]

Last time I was at an airport this was a genuine problem and nobody could fucking hear what they were saying. If your accent is so thick it interferes with your ability to do your job, you should not have that fucking job.

Yea, it's not just Pajeets but a ton of different people. Atlanta is especially bad.

And, for whatever reason the PA systems still suck even after all these years.

On the getting sick thing. When I traveled frequently I almost never got sick, presumably due to being exposed constantly, but now doing it infrequently I get sick more often.

 

[Jotch]

And, for whatever reason the PA systems still suck even after all these years.

Imagine Hindu Hip-Hop blasting out of the brand new HiFi PA system throughout an entire airport.

 

[Tadders]

They don't let you bring bombs on an airplane anymore.

Fun fact: those tubes the US makes you stand in swivel around you because it bombards you with different signals to try and detonate any explosive on you. Theoretically you just explode and the tube absorbs it.

You are so deadpan in your delivery that I thought this was what you actually believed what happens at the TSA scanner tubes. This is borderline gaslighting.

 

[waffle]

Ex-Kiwi Wolfetone shit-talks Null in the latest episode of his youtube show "Above the Bell Curve" :

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O_pE08c2zUw:858

Yeah bud, Null is the mentally ill one. Very clear from that podcast.

He says he's in Florida, but that's one of the most basement looking rooms I've ever seen, I guess he's just filming at 3 A.M. like a real Chad.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

The CIA just infected you with a virus so you'll do their bidding like Escape from LA.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Can't believe a Glow in the Dark Tranny managed to point a directed energy weapon at Josh and give him Havana syndrome!

 

[daniel day]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

Is null Job? At this point the devil is egging God on to give this nigga pestilence. If your house collapses youll have your answer.

 

[Berrakh]

Is null Job? At this point the devil is egging God on to give this nigga pestilence. If your house collapses youll have your answer.

“The afflictions and inappropriate Job comparisons sound more like lowtax tbh.”

 

[des Pudels Kern]

Kiwi bros my Sneed has fallen to heretofore unimagined levels of sneedlessness. I miss the pod. Jewsh please get well. My days are lame, and gay without troon news, the reddit segment, News Hamster, and super berries.

 

[Unshakeable Optimist]

Don't worry Josh, the American cheese selection has expanded in recent years. We even have Gruyere now.

 

[Oxyjen]

"Ma'am, you're too moist and I can't see into your pelvis region. If you can't control your horny levels to within acceptable parameters, I'm going to have to detonate your tits for this airports safety. Dequarius, turn it up from 'pizza' to 'defrost.'"

Apparently troons refer to these as “tranny detectors” and refuse to go through them. Which means a pat down instead.

>be null
>go outside for 1 day
>die

Nigga should have worn a mask. And a distinctive silver-grey backpack.

 

[Computer God Autism]

You can go to Heaven or Hell but you're going through the TSA to get there, and your cheese luggage will be swapped with some pajeet's cow dung suitcase.

Don't worry Josh, the American cheese selection has expanded in recent years. We even have Gruyere now.
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>Private Selection

The only acceptable excuse for getting your cheeses from a Kroger and not a Publix is that you don't have one nearby.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only acceptable excuse for getting your cheeses from a Kroger and not a Publix is that you don't have one nearby.

The only acceptable excuse for doubleposting is being a fucking newfag type faggotnigger.

Oh wait, carry on.

 

[BondoBob]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

I want to get off Mr. Sandeep Singh's wild ride