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If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
 
I would genuinely suggest talking to Hardin about it. He deals with the government a lot and he certainly should know how to appear professional and easy to deal with. my only suggestion is its better to look boring and overly normal than to attract too much attention.
 
Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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Mr. Moon goes to Washington.

Go middle of the road. Don't cheap out, but there's no need to go overboard with something absolute top of the line. Suits can be tailored smaller, but they're not miracle workers so it should be done within one size or maybe two.

Tuxedo T-shirt with a (nice) fedora is also widely accepted in most court and legislative settings. Looking forward to your Kiwi PAC appearances.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
I would genuinely suggest talking to Hardin about it. He deals with the government a lot and he certainly should know how to appear professional and easy to deal with. my only suggestion is its better to look boring and overly normal than to attract too much attention.
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I was going to suggest @Potentially Criminal as a person of unusual size who has to show up in court and look professional.

Also, probably don't be like me and wear black hiking boots everywhere.
 
Airstrip One said:
This stream has proven beyond all doubt that radio is still very much alive as a dramatic medium.

Joshua Moon infuriated by the bleat of the baby monitor in the other room, while attempting to pass it off as a low battery warning, was a strong start, but nothing compared to the comedy gold that was to come: The audio spectacle of him burrowing into the mound of hardware in which he resides. Echelons of technology founded on a base layer of AOL discs; a strata of that E.T. game that they dumped in a landfill; Game Boys of various iterations; iPods, Zunes and that media player endorsed by Neil Young that looked like a Toblerone, forming supporting columns . I laughed. MATI could benefit from more moments of broad physical comedy - Ethan Ralph stepping on a rake - that kind of thing.

Happy Halloween / Bipolar Goth Girl Awareness Month.
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Rabbits said:
Speaking of terrible, terrible cooks...
Candy's Cooking (tiktok)
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This one might actually be retarded.
 
Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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You need a green riddler styled suit and cane or a heaven and hell jbp styled suit. Don't forget to get some fancy custom cuff links and a pin on your chest to show you care about the issues
 
Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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If you want a good suit cheap second hand stores tend to have a lot of them that are basically unworn. You could easily get it tailored to fit and boom, you got a great suit. If you're lucky it might even fit off the rack, my best suit is some Italian brand I got for fifty bucks.
If you want brand new, I'd personally recommend you treat it as a "special" purchase and get a good suit tailored to fit. Nobody has ever shit on someone for having a too high quality suit,
With tailoring, if you lose a ton of weight it might be better to just get a new one but in general you can easily lose weight and get it redone.
Now, if you're a real cheapass who still demands quality Poshmark is the bidness. It's literally just fashion dorks selling and reselling clothes of any variety you can imagine, and you can bargain down prices and hunt for good deals. If you know how to shop smart and look into brands a little bit you can get anything you want on the cheap.
 
CallmeCicada said:
I refuse to believe that this shit is anything other than fake and guy until I see this woman eat a whole plate of the slop she just made.
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Oh, you want to see her eat? Sure.



I suppose you want to see her drink next, huh?!
 
Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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Checkered suit like in New Vegas. You can tell Washington it was rigged for the kiwis from the start.

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Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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I think this should be fine.
 
The chirp soothes the blavk man, for it reminds him of his childhood where he would play basketball with his friends, where the chirping squeaks of sneakers filled the air.
To the white man, the chirp is maddening. The chirp only means trouble to the white man, for he has no such pleasant childhood memories.
 
Null said:
If I need a suit for court or to visit DC as part of my lobbying, should I get a fancy suit or a cheap suit? Can a fancy suit by tailored down to size if I lose weight?

I have no idea how to look honest and trustworthy
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As boring as possible. Black or navy blue or grey. For fancy, conservative fancy, something like Patrick Bateman might have worn, white collar with blue-striped shirt, cuffs with cufflinks, suspenders, matching tie, jacket. Maybe a tie clip. Don't look like Saul Goodman. I'm pretty sure in Eastern Europe you can get some fairly cheap duds from an actual tailor that will last you for life.
 
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