💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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Kees H said:
BOSSMAN JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL (and has to be transferred to rehab immediately by rat dad)

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Kees H said:
Austin just got his phone back and deleted #general in Discord.

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Bruno Powroznik said:
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Kees H said:
He's "back home".

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First voice message in the new #freemanjack channel.

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Kees H said:
Confirmation he's going straight to rehab. At least he will have his phone to stream on the weekends.

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Bad news, Josh, Jackie has informed the DoD that your daddy is a well connected Pinkerton, and his Top Secret clearance is about to be yoinked. Your days of enjoying the protection of his friends in the Federal government are almost up.
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Watching the Corn Starch vid now. I just about died when I looked up from my work and saw "GAIN SCENTED CORNSTARCH" highlighted on the screen.

Edit: And I've now lost all joy at watching the woman bounce their child next to a cloud of corn starch...

Edit: ~Chirp~ And the joy is back. xD
 
Null girl friend got 2 years for worst crypto issue ever.
U.S. District Judge Lewis A. Kaplan said Ellison’s cooperation in the case was “very, very substantial” and praised her testimony, saying he saw no inconsistencies with documents shown to the jury or things she had previously told prosecutors.

But he said a prison sentence was necessary because she had participated in what might be the “greatest financial fraud ever perpetrated in this country and probably anywhere else” or at least close to it.

He said in such a serious case, he could not let cooperation be a get-out-of-jail-free card.

“I’ve seen a lot of cooperators in 30 years here. I’ve never seen one quite like Ms. Ellison,” he said.
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
The only way to make a good rebrand would be to add the dinosaur back in.
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The flag in the new logo is meant to symbolize reclaiming their dominance over the net or some shit, but the misplaced pixel on the sideways M is supposed to make it look like a fucked up ASCII dinosaur.
 
 
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I know you don't do twitter segments anymore, but I thought this was really funny because you very easily can tell that a bunch of indians mass voted this community note up and its so obviously written by an incredibly smelly and INCREDIBLY angry pajeet that I subconsciously read it in an indian accent the first time around.
 
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