💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null Something interesting you might consider talking about is that there has been a remake for the first Dead Rising game. Unfortunately it turns out that Capcom didn't make it inhouse, Instead they offloaded the work to a Chinese development studio called NeoBards and it caused unforeseen consequences. They would change aspects from the original game like the removal a erotica points when you take pictures. They also changed the butcher boss to be less stereotypically Asian. Finally there's a psychopathy in the game that was a retired Vietnam vet who goes insane after his family is eaten by zombies which causes him to hallucinate everyone as Vietcong. In his cutscene he'll call Frank "a filthy Communist" while in the remaster he'll just call him a mole. All of this culminated in a really shitty remaster that was held back by China's censorship.

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Edit: Forgot to mention, they added yellow paint for smooth brained gamers (like Josh)
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Null said:
I am completely unfamiliar with the concept of star anise except that they use it in pumpkin spice lattes.
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I break off one of the tips and drop it in the coffee, letting it steep for a few minutes. Sometimes I'll reuse the same tip for a few cups.

I also make a tea with it but that is a kinda unusual, floral taste thats pretty unusual.
 
Pure Autism said:
>70%
Who the fuck does Turkish Tom coexist with?
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There was a rumor for a while that Turkey Thomas' girlfriend cheated on him with some other dude, I didn't think much of it at the time cause there wasn't much evidence but this is really sounding like cope to me. Maybe it's true and this is how he deals with it.
 
fake farts said:
It's talked about some in the thread, the behavior is an old stereotype of Southern whites as well, and our resident user (and author of the SRS Surgery Disaster thread, great OP writer too) cuddle striker confirms to having actually seen it in action, but not on the level of the nogs in the video.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/niggers-eating-cornstarch.158504/page-11
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I'm unaware of a cornstarch stereotype among non-blacks, but I have heard of poor people in general having pica.
Crocodylus Acutus said:
The only way to make a good rebrand would be to add the dinosaur back in.
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They did.
 
Pure Autism said:
>70%
Who the fuck does Turkish Tom coexist with?
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The only generous interpretation I can think of is he's including bullshit high school relationships that aren't serious in any way. I can only think of one person who cheated, well two as they were a couple after cheating, and that relationship ended poorly. You'd think most people would just end the relationship if they're going out of their way to put in all the work to cheat and they aren't some kind of degenerate loon.
 
There's some cuck in the stream related videos talking about an avdertisingb nightmare.
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If you do cover the Caroline thing u better read the pinning the weasel copy pasta
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
 
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