💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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is why we have a birthrate crisis
We have a birthrate crisis because the economy went to shit. I can say it for myself, if i were making a lot of money i'd GLADLY be spending that money on buying a house and taking care of wife and kids, but i barely have enough for myself. I feel like a lot of people in their late 20's/early 30's feel the same way. A friend of mine who's in his early 30's got his wife pregnant by accident and he is happy, but he's also losing sleep over the fact that he doesn't make enough money to take care of everything.
 
Just because men in their early twenties are doing something doesn't make it a good idea, in fact usually the opposite is true.
The peak of human intelligence, the early twenties male LMAO.
 
I've heard those baby noises in most of MATI streams for years now, so it can't be that?
Josh can't afford a pitbull for home security and doesn't want to own one anyway, so instead he has an auto-baby-noise-generator. This causes the local pitties to patrol the windows and doors of his mobile home, deterring thieves.
Is Josh really at risk of being arrested in Canada because of Mr. Offals?
It's conceivable that he would be questioned and then refused at the border, yes. But I've never heard of an American being arrested and serving time for speech or 'harassment' in Canada. afaik they just get a-booted out. Mind you, Canada doesn't really go about announcing to the world when we treat people like shit either.
Its rather just depressing seeing how fucking retarded your average zoomer is.
They're entering their twenties now. It's our turn as the older generation to suffer the phenomenon of young people treating everything under the sun as if it is brand new and up for debate. Circle of life.
 
On the thing Sifu does where he acts as if there's a chat asking him questions. I have had thoughts about this for awhile. I think there's actually 2 factors going on. As an example I'd like to use my pet schizophrenic from rdrama, jinxthinker. When I say he's schizophrenic I'm not saying that as a funny exaggeration; he literally hears voices and noises and reacts as if they're there; he connects random unconnected phenomena in his mind and assumes they are part of a singular unified system; he believes that there are large, vast conspiracies which exist specifically to persecute him. Here's a clip of him doing his vlog. For context, he's not a streamer or attempting to be a streamer. Aside from a 2 week span in which he tried to be a Crusader Kings II streamer on Twitch (he quit because it was too exhausting), he has always recorded videos and manually uploaded them to different websites.
This is a clip where he does the same sort of simulated dialog thing that Sifu was doing. It's just the first one I could find.

He's on one of his usual topics (hatred of whites/europeans) and suddenly just asks himself a question: when was the last time white people had God's favor? Then proceeds to answer it. In other instances he stops mid sentence and looks to his side as if there's someone off camera asking him something; sometimes he repeats the question and other times he doesn't even, he just transitions to a new topic as if his video audience already heard the question.
I believe this and what sifu are doing are both
1. Simply how schizophrenics process their thoughts. They hear their inner monologue/train of thought as if it were an externality and sometimes default to treating their thoughts as a separate person/entity- hence why some severe cases think that they're literally getting communication from God/aliens/spy agencies
2. I think, at least with the very online schizophrenics in current year who are often low IQ/low agency individuals, they are modeling their behavior after streamers. They're often isolated and only exposed to online personalities as an audience member. This being their primary form of social interaction my be slowly retraining their brains to think that this is simply how people act and they change their behavior accordingly to comply to these warped ideas of social norms.
 
I made this mostly to amuse myself. I think this video goes well with her posts. There's no nudity, don't worry.
Sauces: Clara Kaminari TSDV-41673 (grabbed from nyaa.si), Snatcher PC-88 - Theme Of Jamie.

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She's so frumpy looking. Hopefully they only paid her minimum wage, they could have had a prettier japanese prostitute do this.
in hopes that THEY can be the one to lockth down the big white cock.
why do they keep bringing up his penis in all their turkguarding, are they fags? was there an approved script and talking points or something?
2. I think, at least with the very online schizophrenics in current year who are often low IQ/low agency individuals, they are modeling their behavior after streamers. They're often isolated and only exposed to online personalities as an audience member. This being their primary form of social interaction my be slowly retraining their brains to think that this is simply how people act and they change their behavior accordingly to comply to these warped ideas of social norms.
common advice for streamers is to pretend there are people interacting with them, until there are, so they don't have only dead air.
 
I almost never comment but I swear half the time I try to comment on some niche game I get my comments obliterated by youtube autojanny. It's probably because I'm wording things badly, like for example if I say something like "you can find mods for this on the XYZ fan website" it probably flags it for spam/advertising, but I dunno how to phrase it better. Do I have to start using code words or something? How do you direct someone to find an oldschool niche fan website for a game without alarming the ai autojannies
Yeah, i have a couple accounts I use for just making trolly comments on videos, then ones I have had for years that I just comment with normally.

It's funny, the ones I made for troll comments almost never get blocked, but the other one does seem to get shadow banned. I halfway think it happens if an account gets flagged or reported in the past for comments.

Or like for instance if you try posting a comment where youtube gives you that gay little warning about the comment being too mean, but you post it anyway. I wonder if that actually flags your account. Because I've done that a few times.
he secretly has family, with his baby in the room
Team secret florida trailer basement family ftw.

Am i the only one who legit doesn't care about the turkey tom thing. It's just not funny.
Some of it is pretty funny.
 
Are other people incapable of jacking off without looking at porn? All this talk about the kids and sex and jacking off and shit has got me kinda twisted; I don't think the problem is cranking the hog in its self so much as the constant porn exposure.
 
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I stopped checking the TT thread because of this gay "To goon or not to goon" conversation. If you can't make your original point without sliding into "B-b-but her hecking BPD and he's a meanie" or "All women are whores and TT did nothing wrong" maybe just shut the fuck up for a while.
I think the consensus is largely that turkey and his trashy groupies are all retards but more amusingly null is still seething he didn't get more details about that dick, after all the good will and trust he bestowed upon those two reputable ladies
 
I think the consensus is largely that turkey and his trashy groupies are all retards but more amusingly null is still seething he didn't get more details about that dick, after all the good will and trust he bestowed upon those two reputable ladies
It's really incredible how much people just fucking lie to justify their confirmation bias when they hate me and don't want to just outright say they do not like me.
 
It's really incredible how much people just fucking lie to justify their confirmation bias when they hate me and don't want to just outright say they do not like me.
We love you Josh, don't let the haters get to you. Kick a pajeet hellspawn to calm you down or just eat some cheese.
 
I think Jewsh did an admirable job of interviewing them, getting plenty of detail, a few funny moments while remaining tactful of their limits.
Because one of them turned out to be a lying egirl shouldn't take away from that. Explain the pornsick deathgrip, Tom.
 
Are other people incapable of jacking off without looking at porn? All this talk about the kids and sex and jacking off and shit has got me kinda twisted; I don't think the problem is cranking the hog in its self so much as the constant porn exposure.
It goes penis in hand really, people are masturbating more because porn is so available or on the brain constantly through social media.
The insidious part is porn is quickly accelerating men to be more sexually abusive, women try to keep up but abuse is still abuse.
Men then more regularly turn away from women because their fetishes are rejected by partners or likewise it's far easier to masturbate than have a relationship.

But as for your initial question, yes people are rapidly becoming unable to without porn because this new frequency is entirely due to porn.
 
Are other people incapable of jacking off without looking at porn? All this talk about the kids and sex and jacking off and shit has got me kinda twisted; I don't think the problem is cranking the hog in its self so much as the constant porn exposure.
I imagine the type of person that can't eat a meal or go to sleep without a youtube video or netflix show running in the background would struggle with that, yeah.
 
It's really incredible how much people just fucking lie to justify their confirmation bias when they hate me and don't want to just outright say they do not like me.
I don't hate you, I just think its funny to see the guy running the lolcow forum acting like a cow. All you gotta do is say you did a shit interview but luckily the bullshit you let go mostly unchallenged was easily able to be debunked by a third party and then tell people to enjoy the drama.
 
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