💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Jotch said:
Here's a followup then, does it get moldy? Seems like you run a risk of making yourself sick by doing this, I don't know if it does but I'm being cautious. Is there a way to increase your chances for getting the good stuff instead of the bad stuff?
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Use a clean container, always make sure to wash with as hot as water as you can comfortably use. When you mix the starter only mix it with clean implements, keep the lid closed but you really don't want it to be completely air tight. If you feed the starter every day and mix or shake it and keep things clean your chances of keeping our mold are very good, they're never completely 100%.

However when you do get mold it's very obvious, color and smell. It's extremely hard to miss, your starter should be of a slightly pleasant sour yeasty smell, it shouldn't have any "color" to it. When you get mold both these things change immediately and when that happens you essentially just empty and clean the jar and start over.

Some people will even say that starter has health benefits but I wouldn't be the guy to talk to about that.

Technically what I make is a sourdough starter but you don't just have to make sourdough, you can make any bread with it, the only thing to keep in mind is that it puts a "tangy" flavor into anything you bake with it.
 
DavidS877 said:
The problem is that your market is Null and the 3 other people in Florida who know there are more than "Yellow Cheese, White Cheese, and Cheese With Holes"
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Then the markup will have to be quite high.
Not like they have any other choices after all.
 
Null said:
I genuinely don't know how to cope with the fact I'm not allowed to make money from anything I do and this brown Muhammadeen rapist gets paid ten million just to stream from his house while awaiting rape charges
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You should be proud that irredeemably evil people are losing sleep at night knowing you’re out there and willing to pay this price to keep a tiny part of the internet free and true. Thank you @Null for keeping the spirit of the Old Internet alive in these gay and retarded times.

I hope the GiveSendGo worked out and I hope you run another one soon, there are people I want to buy T&H for and GSG is easier than Crypto.
 
SITHRAK! said:
I hope the GiveSendGo worked out and I hope you run another one soon, there are people I want to buy T&H for and GSG is easier than Crypto.
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He posted that he got the money in the GSG thread but GSG's payment processor told them never to do that shit again. Your best bet if you're in the US is a check or Money Order.
 
Null said:
truly an absurdist perspective, admirable. it is what i have so it is the best.
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Perhaps, laughing cow cheese should be the official cheese of the kiwi farms, a site dedicated to lolcows.
 
Null said:
You fucking nigger cattle are ripe for slaughter.
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I m sorry you get the shit that you get.

but you ve lived in like what 5 countries now? They arent going to get it, and they dont want to get it. People have a hard time understand how big their own country is let alone how big the world is.

on a side note, if your online enemines like ralph, dick, rekita, and greer were to go buy a bunch of cheese wheels and eat them on stream, would you find it funny? Cause I swear there is like a comedy movie plot right there
 
Wodanaz said:
please..... for the love of god, create a coinbase account, and install metamask. it literally coups not be easier to get into crypto.
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I can walk into the USPS and walk out with a $1000 money order with nothing more than my debit card and PIN. If I want more than $300 in crypto every week I have to give them my face, a movie, an ID, a DNA sample and 5 or 6 other things. The US(and likely the payment processors) have deliberately made crypto hard as hell to get.
 
Just buy bitcoin for cash/ACH from your debit at a ghetto ATM and atomic swap it for monero
 
DavidS877 said:
He posted that he got the money in the GSG thread but GSG's payment processor told them never to do that shit again. Your best bet if you're in the US is a check or Money Order.
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Raising money for a murderous, stab-happy dusky-American is fine but can’t support muh internet boogeyman. Gay.
Wodanaz said:
please..... for the love of god, create a coinbase account, and install metamask. it literally coups not be easier to get into crypto.
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Already got one, plus Uphold too. I just have an innate revulsion for crypto when I can buy guns, ammo, canned food, lifestraws, shiny boomer rocks and signs that say “In this house we don’t believe in warning shots”.

EDIT: dropped by EFF.org to see if the Electronic Frontiers Foundation might have some resources to support this free speech site as per their mandate.
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Wow I guess free speech has its limits, Electronic Fag Fanciers. I mean, good on you but you are aware that terminally online gays and trans are the bullies, not the bullied, right?
 
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Barsik said:
Is this the Limburger you're looking for?
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No, that's a Limburger spread, not pure Limburger. A fair number of Amish dairies actually make Limburger, including the company that makes that spread. I get imported when I can since the Germans are best at Limburger.
God's strongest milkman said:
It's an extremely fine bread to eat with toppings or some sort of oil or sauce.
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Or put stuff like olives and tomatoes actually embedded in the dough before baking it.
 
volatile puar said:
Everything Apple says is based and correct.
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I can’t believe we live in a timeline where the EFF can whine about Apple impinging on the freedoms of subhumans living in a dystopian authoritarian nightmare country full of rape and spiders, and on the same page cry about free speech online needing limits to protect autogynephiles, degenerates and perverts.

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AnOminous said:
I get imported when I can since the Germans are best at Limburger.
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100%. And if you love Limburger you should try St. Agur blue, it’s a buttery double-cream blue cheese that’s like delicious moldy sex in your mouth.
 
Silver Coin Anon said:
If the United States engaged in protectionism in agriculture it would be just like Europe and if Europe opened up it would be just like the US
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lol, what a take!

You don’t think the US engages in protectionism in agriculture? You never heard of soy bean and corn subsidies? So much overproduction they turn it into alcohol to dilute gasoline with? Of dairy subsidies so insane that the federal government has to stockpile billions of pounds of unwanted cheddar in underground caverns?

The reason food is expensive in America is not “not enough protectionist policies”. It’s that the benefit of those policies only goes into the pockets of the mega rich who own shares of the companies that benefit, and unfettered price gouging by the cartel that supplies all your groceries. That’s the new American Way.
 
Oh no jersh. Metokurs chatters are heckin mad at you.

Oh god. And that faggot begging for attention in all the MATI archive comments sections is in there.

I spotted Ethan Ralph alt (John Smith) in chat. (Or maybe someone that has the same name but idk, I spotted a second orange one, I remember his being the purplish color)

I'll just edit in anything noteworthy as I spot it.

Here you go bud. Someone noticed you. Hopefully you don't cry yourself to sleep tonight.
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Every time this alt is saying something they are spamming it. This could be someone else like I said. But I know he was using an alt with this name.
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Null said:
Btw my conditions for the "calling me a liar to my fucking face" cheese ban is that it will be permanent unless you do the Cheese Run. You must go to your local store with a piece of paper that has your username on it. You will, at the cheese carousel, take a picture of your username on a piece of paper next to anything that says Limburger or Liederkranz. Send this to <admin@kiwifarms.net>. There must be several of them so you can't buy a single piece online and just throw it in the carousel, it needs to look like a real display. So if you are going to cheese the cheese test you're at least going to have to buy a bunch. I'll also accept a wheel behind glass; it basically just needs to look like you're actually at a store that sells it.
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What the fuck are you doing??? :stress: What the hell is a cheese run??
 
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