💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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IsaacShraeder said:
Hulu, apparently.

A company selling de-connected, "dumb" products (TVs, Fridges, Phones, Cars, Computers, whatever) could make so much fucking money that I'm starting to think there's some conspiracy going on to suppress such attempts. Imagine having a TV that's just a TV. You turn it on and it just works. Doesn't ask you for an Internet connection, doesn't shove streaming services down your throat, just displays what you tell it to display.
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Scepter makes these (dumb-TVs), but they don't make 4k OLED TVs. All you gotta do is just not connect your TV to the Internet. Every screen should just be a PC monitor.
 
des Pudels Kern said:
Scepter makes these (dumb-TVs), but they don't make 4k OLED TVs. All you gotta do is just not connect your TV to the Internet. Every screen should just be a PC monitor.
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The word you're looking for is Commercial Display. It's a regular TV but dumb. You have to order it but every major manufacturer makes them because businesses want them. And yes they are in 4k
 
IsaacShraeder said:
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Honestly, that sounds like a training video for a car dealership salesman and if I was forced to do that in my home, I would react violently. I'll happily recite the "nausea-heartburn-indigestion, upset stomach diarrheaaaaaaaa" Pepto song because it's catchy, but if you hold me hostage with a quiz someone's gonna die.
 
The Czechs have fallen, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 turned the protag gay and now there is a nigger from Mali walking around medieval bohemia. Millions must cancel their pre-orders.
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Today is Joe Biden's last day. I miss his open corruption and old man moments already. Sing along if you know the words.
 
I am surprised at Null's love of a the postal office considering they send 59 billion ads in the mail. Maybe it was cool back in the 40s when you could only get pictures of hitler by mail, but now we have an internet doesn't seem worth it.
 
Belgians in the Congo said:
God said to drown pedophiles you fucking gay dumbass, I guarantee you're a convert.
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No he didn't, the passage about drowning those who corrupt the "little ones" via millstone refers to people who cause new Christians to sin. The Bible, be it Old or New Testament, has nothing to say on the subject of pedophilia.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
No he didn't, the passage about drowning those who corrupt the "little ones" via millstone refers to people who cause new Christians to sin. The Bible, be it Old or New Testament, has nothing to say on the subject of pedophilia.
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[1] At that time the disciples came to Jesus, saying, “Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?” [2] And calling to him a child, he put him in the midst of them [3] and said, “Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. [4] Whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. [5] “Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, [6] but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
Retard alert!!! Retard alert!!!
 
Was listening to the latest podcast, was mostly good. I have one comment, if you have to speed up a clip to 2x speed, it isn't a clip worth listening to. Speeding up clips of Ethan Ralph, or Keffals, or Nick Rekieta short circuits something in my head, and suddenly everything they say is 6 million times as annoying. I know a lot of people love listening to sped up clips and audiobooks these days, but the option to adjust the listening speed to their liking is there when they replay the podcast. I was honestly fine listening to the ragepige monologue at normal speed, chilling out, playing my video game, but I had to stop it as soon as you got impatient with his normal speed of speaking, and increased the playback speed to get through it faster. You never used to speed up any clips in the very distant past, but in the past year or two I have noticed this change.
 
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