💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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At this rate we will have to send Jersh support via carrier pigeons or horseback.
You can subscribe to him on rumble, but for some stupid reason you can't do it when he's not streaming.

You can also send him superchats when he's streaming, it's really not that hard to give money to Null if you really want to.
 
We do it cartel style but instead putting blue meth inside of a Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter bucket we put money inside of a Cheese Wheel :evil:
 
If you want a good example of how Indians lie to try and get into positions they don't deserve. There's a video about this Indian who got into the UFC entirely by paying randos to lose so he could inflate his fight record.
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I don't know what I was expecting, but the end of Life Is Strange: Double Exposure was especially stupid and unsatisfying, for how convoluted the story ended up being. The first 90% was mediocre-to-bad, with a few parts that were actually kinda clever and cool, but the last 10% was just seriously dumb. Thanks for playing it anyway- for shouldering that burden and saving us from having to play it ourselves.
 
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I feel that I made excellent use of my time by dividing my attention equally between this entertaining and educational livestream and the Far Cry 4 DLC where you go hunting yeti. As I gallantly dispatched the first of these painted beasts from behind, while it was doubled-over in agony, having been set on fire by a sustained volley of grenades, I cried out in triumph 'Fuck yeah!' Back in the real world of the Internet, in roughly the same moment, Patrick S Tomlinson was being exposed as a posturing hypocrite.

The serendipitous convergence of these two unconnected events was extraordinary: A mythical beast had been brought to its knees by my grenade launcher of truth, and a pompous self-mythologising buffoon had had his reputation as a principled street martial artist demolished by his own contrarian actions and inability to pass a MacDonalds without ordering something.

How the coders of Far Cry 4 could have anticipated this coincidence is beyond my understanding. It is one of the reasons why this game is the best in the series. The other reason is that the events of the main campaign could have been completely avoided if the protagonist had listened to the man who he erroneously regarded as his mortal enemy, instead of sperging out and hitching his wagon to a fractured army of Marxist guerillas.
 
Since we're still on the caffeine thing...

For many decades I lived off a constant stream of coffee until one day I looked down and realized how much I hated how it tastes.

I know caffeine withdrawal sucks but if you can last out the two week'ish time it takes to detox it will be worth it man. I did it myself many years ago as living off a constant caffeine high is not good for your mind or body.

You will get your natural energy levels back after it's over but yah, it's a rough ride. Really not that much different from trying to any dependency drug. Don't matter if it's caffeine, sugar or fucking meth.

I'd recommend biting the bullet sooner rather then later.
I don't think I could go a day without coffee. Not that I addicted to it, it's just something I like the taste of while working. I tend to make my dark roast a little lighter than most people (usually two heaping tablespoons worth of coffee grounds) and only drink something strong on the occasion that I make myself an espresso if I have the time. Not the biggest fan of energy drinks, I don't like the after taste a lot of them have. I love Italian and Mexican sodas as they use real sugar. I have cut down on how many cups a day I drink though since last year due to my medication. Never understood how caffeine keeps people awake. It's never done that for me.
 
Here’s the “free” TV that shows you ads non stop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k5MWrNPDrUII know @Null would smash one of these with a hammer if he ever saw one.

Who the fuck besides actual retards would go for this when a 55" TV can be had for under $250?
Oh hey! I remember posting a Variety article on rdrama (in May 2023) about this and thinking nobody would be dumb enough to do this. It's far too idiocracy and TVs are far too cheap, I thought. How depressing to see it's actually manifested in the real world, and that we're one step closer to the "please drink verification can" copypasta.
 
Are you on a vpn by any chance? Have you tried a different browser? Firewall? Different DNS (dead nigger storage) servers?
Forbidden without VPN, with Mullvad, with Tor.
I've tried a whole bunch of stuff and I'm convinced it's that they know my device specifically and have decided to ban it.

When I updated to the latest version to get this fixed, I also found that updating it via yt-dlp -U did not work, so I reinstalled and that fixed it, I would try that. Also, don't bother with the nightly builds, use the current latest stable release.
Got it, though I'm using a standalone linux executable, but I'll redownload the latest stable.
 
I avoid caffeinated drinks altogether for mental health reasons and totally avoid synthetic sweeteners for the sake of my physical health.

Said the mugu who eats literal dumpster food and is dying from COPD and dementia

Never understood how caffeine keeps people awake. It's never done that for me.

For me, it really depends on the dosage. Caffeine from a can of cola hardly does Jack shit for me anymore, but caffeine from the Deathwish Coffee Co. brand (not sure if that's available in your country, but us Amerimutts here in the states have it) tends to actually have somewhat of a stimulating effect on me, and I have a high tolerance for caffeine nowadays due to relying on it for years to keep me from nodding off during the day.
 
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You can subscribe to him on rumble, but for some stupid reason you can't do it when he's not streaming.

You can also send him superchats when he's streaming, it's really not that hard to give money to Null if you really want to.
Point is, he shouldn't be restricted to one method that you can only access during a three hour window once a week.
It's not as easy as you're making it out to be.

The man should be as free to earn a living as every other person in the country. It's bullshit.
 
Point is, he shouldn't be restricted to one method that you can only access during a three hour window once a week.
It's not as easy as you're making it out to be.

The man should be as free to earn a living as every other person in the country. It's bullshit.
Mail in money orders with superchats included. Though I've been told it's pretty unreliable whether or not they're read.
 
Said the mugu who eats literal dumpster food and is dying from COPD and dementia
i haven't eaten any dumpster food in years. your amateur diagnosis is invalid. i have neither COPD or dementia. keep dancing for me, mugu!
For me, it really depends on the dosage. Caffeine from a can of cola hardly does Jack shit for me anymore, but caffeine from the Deathwish Coffee Co. brand (not sure if that's available in your country, but us Amerimutts here in the states have it) tends to actually have somewhat of a stimulating effect on me, and I have a high tolerance for caffeine nowadays due to relying on it for years to keep me from nodding off during the day.
 
I've been thinking it over and I think I got a new hot take on the pitbull question (PBQ. Delicious!)

Some people wonder "why do people love pitbulls so damn much and want to have them when they're such fucking nightmares?" the answer is actually quite simple, and quite sad:

Pitbulls are the most likely breed to be abandoned, and adoption shelters are full of them. 🙁There's something about rescuing a dog from certain death and poverty that makes you connected to it even stronger.

That said, they are a more aggressive breed, high energy, need more stimulation than others, and are stronger so they can cause more damage. You have to be very responsible to own one and understand they, like any other dog, have the power to fuck shit up and kill things. Except they're even better at it because they're stronger. You need to protect it and other people by being a good owner, and if you aren't, people will get fucked up and die.

"It's not the breed, it's the owner" is a gross oversimplification of the problem, it's both. A good owner needs to understand the breed and be responsible with it. They can be good dogs, live their whole lives without hurting anyone, and be great companions, but they need a competent owner to make that happen.

So that's why we need to repeal the 14th Amendment.
 
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