💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
a few days ago a video came out of a large panda in China named Ding Ding attacking a zoo keeper
there is no blood or gore or anything like that, lots of protective gear, but Ding Ding fucks her up pretty good
Ding Ding chases her, knocks her over, pins her to the ground and gives her a bit of a "why-i-oughta!", and a bit of a bite as well.. it doesnt look too bad but i wouldnt want it happening to me
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article below, i thought i would post this here because i had never seen an angry panda before
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an article if you wanted the story
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No zoo, no zoo incidents.
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
a few days ago a video came out of a large panda in China named Ding Ding attacking a zoo keeper
there is no blood or gore or anything like that, lots of protective gear, but Ding Ding fucks her up pretty good
Ding Ding chases her, knocks her over, pins her to the ground and gives her a bit of a "why-i-oughta!", and a bit of a bite as well.. it doesnt look too bad but i wouldnt want it happening to me
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article below, i thought i would post this here because i had never seen an angry panda before
panda.mp4
an article if you wanted the story
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Oh dear, another harambe
 
Cornstarch - the whitest of all the pseudo comestibles - has already mastered surface tension. Now it is taking people's shoes. Soon it will evolve feet and a mouth that will become a conduit for the racist creation myths encoded within its DNA. Will black people still consume cornstarch when it is screaming gamer words at them so loud that it drowns out the chirp of the ceiling bird?

I use cornstarch as a thickener in bland, unseasoned sauces. I have on occasion sampled what was left in the spoon. Initially it compacts in the mouth. A moment later, the saliva does its job and it dissolves in an instant to a velvety porridge and then to nothing. I may not be seasoning cornstarch properly, but I think the draw is less about the flavour than than it is the sensation of human biology triumphing over a foreign substance - a celebratory action that briefly elevates man to the status of a God.

Thank you for listening to my Tard Seminar.
 
Drama Fan said:
I didn't want to destroy Josh's blissful ignorance if he doesn't know about how easy it is to take money from retards as a hypebeast company. He sounded frustrated enough with how much skrilla Fuentes pulls in.
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Elons “flamethrower” is still the quintessential example of this lol. Propane weed torch sold to retards for a quick buck.

More power to him I guess, retards are lolcows to be milked for cash.
 
Lidl Drip said:
There was a rumor for a while that Turkey Thomas' girlfriend cheated on him with some other dude, I didn't think much of it at the time cause there wasn't much evidence but this is really sounding like cope to me. Maybe it's true and this is how he deals with it.
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Probably.
Also not the first time he (possibly) got cucked.
As for Kai... She was something else.
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Lidl Drip said:
Are they no longer together?
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No.
They broke up last year and got back together for a while before going their separate ways (i think it happened multiple times).
There's also screenshot of Lerix' stream, where Tom said "Glad shes alright, you're in for a ride"
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(Note: this is not real Elvis the Alien, it's a larper.)
 
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dick tha master said:
No.
They broke up last year and got back together for a while before going their separate ways (i think ot happened multiple times).
There's also screenshot of Lerix' stream, where Tom said "Glad shes alright, you're in for a ride"
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I remember she was also fangirling in the background when Null and Turkey Tom played Minecraft together and said she made fanart for Null, maybe she is just a clout chaser. But that's gonna be 99% of women he will meet now. If you don't get lucky like Pewdiepie and get your Marzia before you make it big then you're going to have to wade through a sea of women who only like you because you're a famous YouTuber, not a good base for a relationship. Maybe he should just stay single tho since he's not big on monogamy himself, according to him.
 
Lidl Drip said:
remember she was also fangirling in the background when Null and Turkey Tom played Minecraft together and said she made fanart for Null, maybe she is just a clout chaser.
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She is
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Edit: another thing he and Tiny have in common. Lol.
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Maybe he should just stay single tho since he's not big on monogamy himself, according to him.
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What's worse is that he wants to be married with children before 30.
 
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@Null I spent last night listening to the VOD while sifting through coins looking for silver. Can't think of better background sound for the task. I found an Eisenhower silver dollar in rough shape and a silver dollar from the 20's that said "In God We Trvst."
 
Dicksmash Turbofist said:
a silver dollar from the 20's that said "In God We Trvst."
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What's really funny about old US money is that we didn't put any presidents on coins until after the Civil War and then we didn't put it on everything until after the Federal Reserve and particularly after FDR.

Before the Civil War, money continued the American Revolution's fetish for greek and french motifs. Mercury on the dime, Liberty on the dollar, fascaes and eagles, no people until George Washington was put on bills. There's probably something to take home about our idolatry towards dead presidents vs the concepts they actually promoted.
 
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