💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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KateHikes14 said:
Lesbians do sit pretty low on the progressive stack nowadays especially ones who don't fuck dudes in dresses, or ones who aren't shitskins. Could buy it being a joke at their expense.
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Bloitzhole said:
Isn't the rubber band just a typical lesbian / tomboy / goth chick / whoever else cuts thing?
Basically instead of self-harm that leaves scars, you take a rubber band and you put it around your wrist and when you want that stimuli, you snap it against your skin to produce a sharp sting, which apparently satisfies the urge.
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Pretty sure it's a farm joke. She was already a lesbian and used rubber bands to castrate him like an animal. Aka rubberbanding or elastration.
 
Disappointed with him actually answering, without that we had a genuine three seashells from "Demolition Man" moment on our hands, but he ruined it *sigh*
 
Spider Princess Fan said:
Disappointed with him actually answering, without that we had a genuine three seashells from "Demolition Man" moment on our hands, but he ruined it *sigh*
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I kinda find it funnier that everything else he does is so nonsensical that him just trying to be silly is met with utter befuddlement. This is Neil Breen levels of convolution.
 
The Friday segment on that cheating vtuber was fucking painful to listen to. The entire time I was thinking "who the fuck are these people and why do we care."

I love when you talk about something your passionate about but trying to describe half remembered vtuber drama is just awful.
 
Spider Princess Fan said:
Disappointed with him actually answering, without that we had a genuine three seashells from "Demolition Man" moment on our hands, but he ruined it *sigh*
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I know, this could have been a new MATI segment where Jersh listed the increasingly ridiculous and creative submissions made in the thread as time went on.
Rubber band sex toy indeed Mr Jolly Nubly Biscuit. Pshaw.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
The Friday segment on that cheating vtuber was fucking painful to listen to. The entire time I was thinking "who the fuck are these people and why do we care."

I love when you talk about something your passionate about but trying to describe half remembered vtuber drama is just awful.
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Shut up, troon. This is riveting content I subbed to the gumroad because of the VTuber segment.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
The Friday segment on that cheating vtuber was fucking painful to listen to. The entire time I was thinking "who the fuck are these people and why do we care."

I love when you talk about something your passionate about but trying to describe half remembered vtuber drama is just awful.
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I like seeing big things fall.
 
Manimal House said:
Disney employees must be no different where they'll be like "I work at DISNEY!
FUCKING DISNEY"
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Can confirm. Some fat bitch I had the displeasure of sharing an online social space with for a short stint made it her entire personality. If you disagreed with her on absolutely anything, apparently she would know better than you because she worked at fucking Disney.

Food is better with less sugar and more natural ingredients? 'Uhm akkkshually sweaty, I worked at Disney and people go there to pay $30 for the corn syrupy, soggy macaroons for a reason. LMAO do you really think you know better than all those millions of people?' High heels are painful and bad for your joints? 'LOL oh honey, I saw Disney princesses wear them all day every day and I'm sure that those women who never speak to me have never had an issue with them before. Educate yourself.' Imagine this, but about absolutely any subject you can possibly think of. There were some other chicks and a few faggots who worshiped the ground she walked on because she was a mod, but more so because they worship Disney. That entire brand and its fanbase is a goddamn consoomerism cult that goes far beyond the media itself.
 
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