With his check taken up by rent and phone, I think there are going to be a lot more of those -- "send me food/money" videos. 3 meals a day is not going to enough to feed his gluttony.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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$40 of food... that I'd share with friends. X, Fatty.
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Fatty posted "proof":
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Lol. Ninjaed again!
Klickitat say it aint so!
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This is one of the funniest things I've seen the fat retard post. That was extremely low effort from whoever sent that.
I'm somehow surprised that Lucas was hoodwinked on the internet again.
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I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that he says 4 burritos works out to $40 (seriously....10 fucking dollars for a burrito? what the fuck?) or the fact he wants $40 worth of pizza. I literally bought a 16" 3 topping pizza with garlic fingers for $19 and brought it over to my parents last week. He is literally asking for essentially 2 large pizzas and enough to feed 3 people and a dog with leftovers. But he'll totally share it with everybody else....despite the fact he recorded himself eating an entire pizza himself a few days ago
That said we'll definitely be hearing more whining about wanting to do more videos for food and such. He doesn't like being fed normal sized portions and wants to pig out. He might even try raiding some food banks or shelters again
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Two things:
1. That was as hilarious as I thought it would be, holy shit!
2. Sorry fatty, that wasn't me.
My e-mail is on my channel's about page and it ain't that.
He is so amazingly gullible, it would have taken him two whole seconds to find out that wasn't my email address.
I'd say it's like taking candy from a baby to troll Lucas and get him to show his entire ass in public but that's unfair to babies who, frankly, are infinitely more intelligent than Lucas could ever hope to be.
Edit: Enjoy this early morning pot-stirring.
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Where did he post the “proof” to? I checked both his IG accounts and he still isn’t using them. I can’t see his FB without one but didn’t think he was on it either recently. Did he get something new?
The community section of his Lucas Werner youtube channel.
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Put me down as genuinly impressed that Lucas hasn't been kicked out yet.
"I'm sorry for mocking you for fame on YouTube"
"I'm sorry for mocking you for fame on YouTube"
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Put me down as genuinly impressed that Lucas hasn't been kicked out yet.
"I'm sorry for mocking you for fame on YouTube"
Yep, that's me totally being able to quit my day job and be a social media star with my...717 subscribers.
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"I don't trust anything on the internet"
Bro
You literally trust anything on the internet. Evidence is in this thread many times over.
Bro
You literally trust anything on the internet. Evidence is in this thread many times over.
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The weekend is coming. Soon, downtown Spokane fill with people looking to let off a little steam after another work week. Groups of friends will meet at bars. Couples will have dine out.
Lucas will watch, face pressed against the glass. He will process the experience into a video.
And then we will watch Lucas's video.
Lucas believed that there was a rich, hot girl in Spokane that wanted to have sex with him and spend money on him. He believed there was housing, work and puss puss waiting for in him California. All because of things on the internet.
It's this hopeful credulity, this sad willingness to believe things he'd like to be true, that comes closest to humanizing Lucas. Even more so than his loneliness or despair. Note that the use of "humanizing" is deliberate, for I deny Lucas's humanity, and exclude him from our species. He's a dead-end hominid.
Lucas will watch, face pressed against the glass. He will process the experience into a video.
And then we will watch Lucas's video.
Lucas may not "trust anything on the internet," but he certainly believes.
Lucas believed that there was a rich, hot girl in Spokane that wanted to have sex with him and spend money on him. He believed there was housing, work and puss puss waiting for in him California. All because of things on the internet.
It's this hopeful credulity, this sad willingness to believe things he'd like to be true, that comes closest to humanizing Lucas. Even more so than his loneliness or despair. Note that the use of "humanizing" is deliberate, for I deny Lucas's humanity, and exclude him from our species. He's a dead-end hominid.
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What does Lucas get out of going around to the bars and staring at people out on dates?
Does he feel some weird need to "bear witness" to their sins? Does he think that eventually one of the girls around there will notice him and try to strike up something with him?
Does he feel some weird need to "bear witness" to their sins? Does he think that eventually one of the girls around there will notice him and try to strike up something with him?
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Another lurking video giving advice for other "age gappers". I'm sure there is a fetish for trying to go on dates with 18 year olds but nobody into that is listening to anything Lucas has to say on the subject.
edit: I always laugh when Lucas acts as though the information he is providing here and his preaching about age gap relationships is of any value to anyone except for the milk it provides for our morbid curiosity and amusement. He then says people are stealing this same information that has never worked for him, not once ever.
edit: I always laugh when Lucas acts as though the information he is providing here and his preaching about age gap relationships is of any value to anyone except for the milk it provides for our morbid curiosity and amusement. He then says people are stealing this same information that has never worked for him, not once ever.
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I'm just going to point out another example of Lucas's stupidity here: when he was talking about the bars within the age Gap love scene, he'd been referring to a bar that he called the "Volderact". You can go back and listen to all the videos he's made since he discovered the age Gap love location on post street, he's always referred to this bar as "The Volderact" as if it was one word...When I heard this, I thought "Volderact? That's a really odd name for a bar. Maybe it refers to something in Spokane's history".
But today, when he made this video when he was standing across the street from the Age Gap Love nexus, he started calling the bar the "Volstead Act". As in, the name of the bar refers to the 1919 law that started prohibition.
So yes, that means that this bar that Lucas has been obsessed with, that he's no doubt stood outside of many times, with all of his copious free time, he has never bothered to look up and understand the sign's name correctly. I'm not even going to address the fact that Lucas, who claims to be a super genius, has never heard of The Volstead act; that's a given.
It reminds me of how he still calls Goldaor GAL-DOOR. He's no doubt stared at his name, from all the interactions Goldie had with him, and he's no doubt thought about the name of this bar, and looked at the sign, but not until today did he stumble onto pronouncing it correctly.
Do you expect Lucas will ever acknowledge calling the bar The Volderact in about 10 videos? Somehow I doubt it.
Edit: when you think about it, calling the bar the Volstead act is a pretty clever bit of marketing. It connects something totally legal like going to a bar and being a lush, with something vaguely outlawish like people who tried to get drunk during prohibition. So they're not-so-subtly connecting the act of going to a bar with something rebellious. When of course it's in reality just spending too much money on shitty drinks. They sure know their target audience in Spokane, don't they?
But today, when he made this video when he was standing across the street from the Age Gap Love nexus, he started calling the bar the "Volstead Act". As in, the name of the bar refers to the 1919 law that started prohibition.
So yes, that means that this bar that Lucas has been obsessed with, that he's no doubt stood outside of many times, with all of his copious free time, he has never bothered to look up and understand the sign's name correctly. I'm not even going to address the fact that Lucas, who claims to be a super genius, has never heard of The Volstead act; that's a given.
It reminds me of how he still calls Goldaor GAL-DOOR. He's no doubt stared at his name, from all the interactions Goldie had with him, and he's no doubt thought about the name of this bar, and looked at the sign, but not until today did he stumble onto pronouncing it correctly.
Do you expect Lucas will ever acknowledge calling the bar The Volderact in about 10 videos? Somehow I doubt it.
Edit: when you think about it, calling the bar the Volstead act is a pretty clever bit of marketing. It connects something totally legal like going to a bar and being a lush, with something vaguely outlawish like people who tried to get drunk during prohibition. So they're not-so-subtly connecting the act of going to a bar with something rebellious. When of course it's in reality just spending too much money on shitty drinks. They sure know their target audience in Spokane, don't they?
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Gaear Grimsrud
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He has this thing with the gays where he wants compensation for not generally being against them.
Like when he said he deserves housing because he wore a gay pride shirt for a week.
Or this video where he's like "I'm an ally, so a gay person really needs to come down here right now and help me get laid."
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Its one of my favourite things about the way his simple mind works. I wore a t-shirt once therefore we are good right? It's not too far off from the way Justin Trudeau panders for votes by dancing in someone's cultural garb or marching in a climate strike to protest himself basically. Its like Lucas marching in the woman's march. Wouldn't you love to see Lucas wear one of those pussy hats to virtue signal his ally ship and support of women's rights five years after 2016.
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Every time he has tried this avenue, in whatever different set of people, this is all I can see.