💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Oh bröther he is most definitely wasted. That hearty yell at the beginning was all it took for me. He’s gonna splerge on YouTube till he has to go back home and they’re gonna smell his piss drunk, alcohol soaked ass and “yeet” him right out of there. I doubt he’s smart enough to eat and get some mints and sober up a bit before he goes in. My guess is he will buy another beer/fruity wine drink and chug it before he goes back in tonight. Pure speculation but I’m calling it
wenttobermuda said:
He's drunk.
ETA: really enjoyed his use of "ecumenical" and "epistemological." Well done.
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A long one. He's decided that young women into older men are called panthers, a la older women into younger men being cougars? Yeah, Panthers is not a thing.

Also, are you guys serious about him being drunk? Did he mention that somewhere? He just sounds the way he always does to me. Crazy, spittle, same old talking points. He doesn't sound anymore drunk than he ever does to me. I mean I guess he might sound drunk compared to a normal person, but if you know lucas, this is just the norm, right?
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

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A long one. He's decided that young women into older men are called panthers, a la older women into younger men being cougars? Yeah, Panthers is not a thing.

Also, are you guys serious about him being drunk? Did he mention that somewhere? He just sounds the way he always does to me. Crazy, spittle, same old talking points. He doesn't sound anymore drunk than he ever does to me. I mean I guess he might sound drunk compared to a normal person, but if you know lucas, this is just the norm, right?
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To me he's sounding like unmedicated Lucas yelling in the street.

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Video posted prior to Panther Invasion:

 
wenttobermuda said:
He's drunk.
ETA: really enjoyed his use of "ecumenical" and "epistemological." Well done.
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I can agree with you there’s no proof, like I said pure speculation but there’s been so many alcohol influenced rants and I feel like today was the day that he broke down again and decided to guy buy some type of alcohol and chug it in private. Might be a lunacy reacc worthy post but I still got my money on the long shot as of right now.
 
So, now that Lucas doesn't want to date women over 21, what significance does Bistango have? I guess it is possible under age women are going in there, but the women in there are at least 21 if not older. If they are 24 or 25, too old? Not that any of them would have any slight interest in the fat bum, but if he is wanting to date no older than 21, bars are not the best place. It used to be 16-26. And now we are at 18-21.
 
At the 3:25 mark he said:
As soon as I have an ID which will cost me like 5 bucks I'll probably go to the Volstead Act or go to Tempus Cellars or go to Bistango and get a drink....
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Now the ID is $5 when prior he was saying $55. At the time the Freak was saying $55 I think someone here said Lucas would qualify to get the ID for 5. So it was all about putting cash in his pocket.

At the 6:15 mark he said he got an e-mail from @Fatal Walter asking for his phone #. Same person that impersonated @klickitat maybe?

 
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A long one. He's decided that young women into older men are called panthers, a la older women into younger men being cougars? Yeah, Panthers is not a thing.

Also, are you guys serious about him being drunk? Did he mention that somewhere? He just sounds the way he always does to me. Crazy, spittle, same old talking points. He doesn't sound anymore drunk than he ever does to me. I mean I guess he might sound drunk compared to a normal person, but if you know lucas, this is just the norm, right?
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He's drunk.

I cannot prove it, and I may be wrong. I watch quite a bit of Wern content, and posses an accquired familiarity with drunks and drunkeness. Anyway, I clocked him almost immediately into this video, and Lucas rarely sets off my rummy alarm.

Perhaps I am too eager to believe, because the notion of a drunk Lucas stalking the streets of Spokane around 10am is delightful.
Chucky McDurban said:
I can agree with you there’s no proof, like I said pure speculation but there’s been so many alcohol influenced rants and I feel like today was the day that he broke down again and decided to guy buy some type of alcohol and chug it in private. Might be a lunacy reacc worthy post but I still got my money on the long shot as of right now.
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My sense is he's really struggling right now, kind of in the space headspace he displayed to us when he drank all that bum wine and filmed himself ranting in the dark. So by 10am today, he was filming himself roaring in the streets, perhaps with a bit of liquor in his blood.

Only two things make me doubt: Lucas doesn't need to be drunk to rant in the streets, and he didn't make a big show of drinking on camera. He's been known to do that before.
 
mothman96 said:
At the 6:15 mark he said he got an e-mail from @Fatal Walter asking for his phone #. Same person that impersonated @klickitat maybe?

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God, @Fatal Walter you're such a shady, two timing bitch going behind my back like that. 🤣

What I love here is that no part of Lucas' brain considers that it's just someone ficking with him.
He's still convinced I sent him that email AND that I'm the one who catfished him to LA despite someone else literally posting here and admitting it was them.

Fatty must just use his skull to store dirty socks, because it's sure not brains he's got up there.
 
klickitat said:
God, @Fatal Walter you're such a shady, two timing bitch going behind my back like that. 🤣

What I love here is that no part of Lucas' brain considers that it's just someone ficking with him.
He's still convinced I sent him that email AND that I'm the one who catfished him to LA despite someone else literally posting here and admitting it was them.

Fatty must just use his skull to store dirty socks, because it's sure not brains he's got up there.
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Just like how even when I explained to him how the Z + L graffiti is surely not referring to him, and he admitted he had no idea why he would think it is, he no doubt does still believe that it is. I think this kind of thinking is also why he constantly mispronounces things (like calling Goldaor "gal-door"). Many times I've read something wrong the very first time and had to look back over it to read it correctly, I'm sure that happens to all of us, but it's like he isn't capable of accepting anything besides the very first thought that popped into his head, even if he KNOWS it's wrong. He just can't stop his brain from defaulting back to his initial, incorrect assumption or pronunciation.
 
I like when Lucas says he is the strongest voice on the left. Lucas clearly has borne his own cross like Jesus Christ in his struggle for age gap love and stood up resolutely in the face of imperialist oppressors like Gandhi and Martin Luther King. He is clearly a stoic and a gentleman to say so otherwise is a slanderous lie. I am so sorry Lucas I want to apologize sincerely for detracting from all the brave work you do screaming into your phone about your desire to sexually abuse underage girls.
 
I don’t know if he’s drunk in his videos or not, but to me he sounded on the verge of tears, and I find that delightful
 
Watching 'Panther Invasion of Spokane' and...

Did Lucas 'my sperm is electric' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?
Did Lucas 'being around me increases your well-being' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?
Did Lucas 'I have literally invented a time machine' Werner just call out 'pseudo-science bullshit'?

My mind is well and truly blown, ladies and gentlemen.
 
Lucas has to be really struggling. From the first day he was at Mallon Place, he wanted to leave there as much as possible. Maybe he's scared of someone, maybe it's just an awful place, maybe the loud TV there triggers his voices, who knows. I dare say I'm feeling a little sorry for him because he's well and truly fucked now. Finally found a place to live and he hates it, and they're taking nearly all his money. I expect once these Jew pills wear off, he's really going to lose his shit.
 
He's in his room at Mallon Place. He getting loud. Hope he goes full out yelling his insanity while in the building and/or the property.


Lucas has been at Mallon Place about 2 1/2 weeks. I wonder if someone there has caught on that he's the infamous creep that stalks and wants to impregnate a teenager and the news is making it's way among the residents of the place.
 
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I love how he talks about credit cards. It reminds me a lot of how Chris saw them. A magic license to spend unfathomable (to a bumcel) amounts of money. And I can't blame him. So many people get credit cards and become hood rich for a week until they hit the limit and suddenly the spell wears off. Imagine scrounging for bum wine and seeing someone just tap a Mastercard for a $200 purchase.
 
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A long one. He's decided that young women into older men are called panthers, a la older women into younger men being cougars? Yeah, Panthers is not a thing.

Also, are you guys serious about him being drunk? Did he mention that somewhere? He just sounds the way he always does to me. Crazy, spittle, same old talking points. He doesn't sound anymore drunk than he ever does to me. I mean I guess he might sound drunk compared to a normal person, but if you know lucas, this is just the norm, right?
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Oh god he's got Live Chat on and is fucking getting mad at it, what the fuck. What the fuck did you expect Lucas, why did you turn it on? He knows what kind of response he gets online, he disables comments on every video. He can see that absolutely every video gets ratio'd. He knows that people reupload unedited videos from his channel with comments enabled and every commenter is straight roasting him. He knows that this thread exists and seems to read it at least occasionally. He knows the universal response internet strangers have to his bullshit by now, so why live stream a video with chat enabled? Is he that lonely, or does he just enjoy getting angry? Angry feels better than sad I guess.

This video also highlights one of his more frightening delusions: that the douchebag clones who have all the sex, get that sex (and possibly love) by going up to young girls and saying "hey I want some clit", or saying something sexist or racist. His take on this supposed phenomenon is even fucking weirder: "hey if it works it works, bigotry makes girls horny, that and money, that's just science." Holy shit bro, it almost sounds like he wants to try this, hope his pathological shyness continues to cockblock him on that one.

One of the more fascinating things about Lucas is that some of his delusions contradict each other. Typically he is too stupid to feel cognitive dissonance tho. For example here, part of him very clearly wants to screamingly denounce Gen Z girls for being dumb sluts who get wet for bigotry and money, and denounce Gen Z guys for being rich hypocrite clones etc. But at the same time "I want some clit" is something he wants to say to women and has said, unironically, in multiple videos. If Lucas were to say it IRL somehow it would be alpha in his mind. He also just loves profane and bigoted language, and tries to reframe criticism of his bigotry into the other party being sensitive to profanity. He scoffs at anyone who gets offended at mere "language" and reserves the right to keep dropping N bombs with a soft "a" for as long as he remains girlfriend-free. But he still loves the whole "you should break up with your bigot boyfriend, woke bae" thing. Idk, he just seems really torn between hating and judging these (by the way FULLY imaginary) dudes and ladies, and wanting to be one of/accepted by them. The basic incel dilemma I guess.

It leads to some true hilarity in this one too as he very insincerely tries to convince us "I don't care that these other older men are getting young women, I'm not mad at all that they get to have sex and I don't, good for them" ahahahahahahaha
 
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