💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
Mr science is taking potentially toxic supplements used in ayurvedic medicine shit that have little scientific validity

I like how their only known potentially actual medical value is in treating hypogonadism. Is lucas telling on himself again? I certainly would fit with his health and microdick. Did your tard wrangler at your new place recommend this stuff to you after finding out about it lucas?

I wonder how he would react to someone mentioning this tidbit of info to him

@Fatal Walter may want to mention the hypogonadism treatment link to that stuff in his next wern video to see how lucas reacts
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As it always is with Lucas, I'm curious as to how these supplements initially entered into consciousness. It's certainly from something either said to and/or about him because that's just how he operates, but what was it exactly? My first guess is some other sperg at the house mentioned it in reference to sexual performance, and Dr. Nigga's brain immediately jumped to "These pills will fetch me a million zoomer baes" because duh. IMO, The only other plausible scenario is that Kylie (Kaylie? Idk. Whatever her name is) was praising holistic medicine, and Lucas jumped at the bit to impress her.
Attractive Sexhaver said:
He's taking mercury now like a turn of the century Mad Hatter. Lucas Wern, the Sad Fatter
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TBF, would mercury do any real harm at this point? I mean, why the fuck not.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"my balls just exploded"

What the fuck is he saying?

First he says he'd do gay sex then he says his balls exploded.
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This, like many o'Lucas things, I do not understand. What's funny (or sad) is the absolute best interpretation is he thought it would impress zoomer baes, as he's prone to do. Anything else, and it's another unfortunate case of Lucas telling on himself over something that is not normal whatsoever.


In other news, Lucas has been unusually quiet today. Nothing on FB or TT, and he usually comes out slinging on the weekend. Do not fret however, we have a Myrna update.
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It's just too perfect that this insane, oversharing boomer is his mother.

Edit: Dr. Nigga has decided to make me a liar.
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Dr. Nigga, now please explain labor and communism.
 
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No lucas, dying from disease is not a genocide. But lucas did prove he has never read the bible nor understands anything about christianity. According to said bible, god did alot of genociding and holocaust style stuff back in the day and is very accepting of slavery

and maga's dislike of troons using the bathroom has nothing whatsoever to do with religion lucas, and everything to do with the fact the troons thaht try to do that are predators attempting to manipulate their way into womens spaces to abuse them. The very thing you yourself keep trying to do. You support them because you're a predator yourself. Birds of a feather and all that
 
Holy shit, he’s finally realized how memes work… kind of. He still doesn’t understand that the point is to edit existing images/comics, rather than make your own with AI, but it’s a start. At least it’s not just another schizo selfie partially obscured by a paragraph of gibberish. I am greatly looking forward to the upcoming ai psychosis arc.
 
Lucas is now using some shitty tabletop game software to make his shitty games and clearly doesn't know how to use it. Its also pointless and nobody else would be able to access it and he can't sell it like this, not that anybody would buy it. Its also even more nonsensical than usual design wise

He still has his laptop, i'm surprised he hasn't traded it for food yet
 
Kingfisher9000 said:
Holy shit, he’s finally realized how memes work… kind of. He still doesn’t understand that the point is to edit existing images/comics, rather than make your own with AI, but it’s a start. At least it’s not just another schizo selfie partially obscured by a paragraph of gibberish. I am greatly looking forward to the upcoming ai psychosis arc.
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The only real difference is he's plastering a schizofrenic blogpost over a completely unrelated meme. Admittedly, that is a massive improvement, but he's still having trouble with the whole 'how is this relevant to your post?' thing as well as 'how is this relevant within the meme itself?'

Dr. Nigga is still being relatively quiet, but he finally pushed out a new Facebook post.
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Oy? A new YouTube video? Maybe we'll find out what the oranges are for? (IYKYK)
Now 'Meepocalypse: Rollvenge of the Gods' is a name I can get behind! I've got a handful of notes from th video:

1. I don't play board games, so I imagine they're not as absurdly autistic as the first thought idea my mind conjures. However this one, with Lucas embracing the digital realm and unshackling the chains of a physical board/pieces, seems particularly schizofrenic. Just look at this shit.
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Granted, I tune out when he explains his games because I just assume anything he says about board games is a brutal combination of schizofrenia and autism, but just looking at it makes me go, "oh boy."

2. I tried to catch if there was anything particular interesting on his computer screen, but the only things of remote note are:

- His game's URL: tabletopia.com/workshop/games/meepocalypse/2-4players-en/test

- His username is Werntasm, and I may browse around there's any cool stuff associated with that username later. (https://tabletopia.com/players/id3850025)

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His account was created two days ago, which explains why he's been particularly quiet the last few days. It's also curious that he's got the UK flag, but listed as Spokane. I'll current assume that's because it's meant to indicate language.

- He has Steam on his computer.

- His Wi-Fi is probably on the first floor because his connection is like 2 bars.

3. Lucas, being the adept at content creation, is great at holding the camera towards his computer screen. The 50% of the time it's not pointed at the screen, it's either at nothing or this wonderful pile of clothes on the floor.
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TBH, not as bad as you'd expect, but I'm willing to wager the negroes running the house have something to do with it. Either way, you can spot his favorite shirt, his big ass pants, and what appears to be either a napkin or dryer sheet. Curiously, you'd imagine this is multiple sets of clothing, but I'm not spotting any underwear. Either this dude doesn't wear underwear, or he doesn't change his underwear. Nonetheless, both options are equally horrifying.

Edit: @WonderWino I h8 u, I h8 u, I h8 u
 
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Yet again lucas is whining about women dating toxic men, showing complete lack of self awareness that he is as toxic as it gets

and I came across this and noticed some shots I don't think have been posted here before. Its apparently taken in 2021 and a block away from a high school:

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Sitting on the sidewalk at a fucking intersection eating, while looking at the camera with an expression that makes you think he's in the kids special olympics. He's also sitting in the one spot you should never linger at around an intersection cause its the most likely place to get hit by a car during a turn if a driver coming through there fucks up their turn. Yet another reason lucas is too stupid to be allowed to drive

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You follow the arrow and what do you see?

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Remember this was in 2021, not long after his LA trip, where he did the famous video with 'mias dad' and threatened people with the cops being on his side and his parents employing bounty hunters. Which is exactly what he does again here as a sort of pre-emptive threat against anybody confronting him. Except this time he claims the parents that know bounty hunters are in AZ (in other words his mother) and not even in WA, completely oblivious to how utterly nonsensical it is to even say considering he and anybody reading that note is in fucking spokane washington

Lucas clearly does not even know what a bounty hunter is or what they do, as his parents do not and have never run any kind of bounty hunting company and even if they had and did at the time said bounty hunters would be in AZ and not even licensed to operate in WA anyway, which is also completely irrelevant as anybody he is trying to threaten here hasn't been arrested or been bailed out by lucas's parents. Lucas is a fucking idiot

I'm assuming some other random person put the rich kid arrow there just to fuck with lucas after coming across that note, so fucking lol. Lucas would have seethed if he saw that

I came across this as well, which has some interesting info in it about the best and worst places to be a hobo in the US. I guess lucas should have gone to connecticut instead as its first on the list of best places overall vs washingtons 29th. I'm a bit surprised he never got catfished to south carolina after seeing that list. I also like how idaho, where he originally was catfished to, is 43. Gee I wonder why he fucked off across the border to spokane
 
Big Nasty said:
The "puns" which are actually just random word associations are very typical of schizos.
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Hehehe.

Wait. Now wait a second...Ruh ro:stress:

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Ol' Dr. Nigga somehow neglected to answer the question, reply to something else entirely while being hilariously dumb, and throw a strawman out there, all simultaneously. Amazin'. You ever wonder why he doesn't think to himself for a moment and go "How does the US always somehow end up successful manipulating these socialist utopias I moo about?" (LOL NO.) Like bro. Let's ignore hating capitalism, loving communism, and all that shit for a brief moment. Why is the US seemingly always in the position to do that?

Also, hilarious that he includ Bill fucking Burr. Ya know, the shitty comedian who larps like he's principled while blatantly selling out to Saudi Arabia for boatloads of cash.

Funnily enough, I was passively listening to a video about the USSR's attempt to install a cashless society and set up a barter system that Lucas nonsensically crows about all the fucking time.

tl;dr: It went poorly, LOL
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Lucas loves to ask questions like these, but he can't seem to ever ask in relation to himself specifically. I legitimately don't believe he has a sense of self like other people have a sense of self.

Edit: @WonderWino I will fucking kill you
 
Amewsed said:
Lol at Lucas saying "we believe in working together..." Fat bitch hasn't worked a day in his life since what, 2009?

You'd starve under your ridiculous political affiliation, fatty.
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He got some remedial job stocking shelves for like a month and kept posting about how cool he was for having a job and how much shit he can buy now that he's got a job, then one day suddenly shut up about his job and never mentioned it again.

More recently he's allegedly worked behind the counter at some form of supermarket deli before getting fired for any number of reasons (be it sexual harassment, eating all the cheese, slacking off, being a walking biohazard, having angry tard rages or all of the above)
 
Not once have I ever seen anyone in their right mind just chillin cross legged on the sidewalk. When you see someone like that you immediately know they're off their gourd.
 
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
He got some remedial job stocking shelves for like a month and kept posting about how cool he was for having a job and how much shit he can buy now that he's got a job, then one day suddenly shut up about his job and never mentioned it again.

More recently he's allegedly worked behind the counter at some form of supermarket deli before getting fired for any number of reasons (be it sexual harassment, eating all the cheese, slacking off, being a walking biohazard, having angry tard rages or all of the above)
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I haven't heard anything about him working at any deli, where did that one come from?

and the first one wasn't stocking shelves it was waddling his fat ass around walmart filling online orders for customers, which he was too incompetent to do and did it so slowly they fired him. At least thats his version of events

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Says the guy who fucked NYC's economy in reecord time, and lucas does not understand how economies actually work

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Uh huh. Sure you did lucas. Notice he's not saying what contest

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OopUntilYouVibe said:
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Oh wow, I didn’t think we’d be hearing about this again. Like I said before, I’m really gonna need to see the competition in this contest because I highly doubt this is the flex he thinks it is.
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I can not wait for the result of this storyline, as long as he doesn't end it with radio silence for whatever reason. Let's make the massive leap of faith that it's real, and my first assumption as to the registrants are: Mallon Place/New home residents, literal retards in general, and bots. I'm not including kids as potential competitors, since their board games would obviously be vastly better than his, so that's a no-go. I can easily imagine Lucas flexing himself winning this shit, and it gets out that he was the only (alleged) human in the competition while finishing 3rd to a fucking LLM.
WonderWino said:
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I can't really zoom in to look around to see if there's anything cool, but it's clear he's now down in the kitchen. Other than lolfood, my guesses are:

- He's trying to be social with Kylie or some shit since you hear a female voice.

- Lucas is a sped and the caretakers told him to sit downstairs so they could keep their eyes on him.
 
WonderWino said:
I haven't heard anything about him working at any deli, where did that one come from?
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WonderWino

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I usually don't eat lunch on my lunch break

In other words he didn't do that cause until he got paid for the first time he had no money to do so. Funny how he's leaving that part out. Always the manipulative liar

and of course lucas would eat 8 pieces of fried chicken and consider it lunch. Those sorts of things are intended as a family dinner and he brags about eating a whole one himself for lunch
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We were all speculating based on a post from like a year ago.

I'm trying to dig deeper into where he implied he worked around food was.
 
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