💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
Mr science is taking potentially toxic supplements used in ayurvedic medicine shit that have little scientific validity

I like how their only known potentially actual medical value is in treating hypogonadism. Is lucas telling on himself again? I certainly would fit with his health and microdick. Did your tard wrangler at your new place recommend this stuff to you after finding out about it lucas?

I wonder how he would react to someone mentioning this tidbit of info to him

@Fatal Walter may want to mention the hypogonadism treatment link to that stuff in his next wern video to see how lucas reacts
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As it always is with Lucas, I'm curious as to how these supplements initially entered into consciousness. It's certainly from something either said to and/or about him because that's just how he operates, but what was it exactly? My first guess is some other sperg at the house mentioned it in reference to sexual performance, and Dr. Nigga's brain immediately jumped to "These pills will fetch me a million zoomer baes" because duh. IMO, The only other plausible scenario is that Kylie (Kaylie? Idk. Whatever her name is) was praising holistic medicine, and Lucas jumped at the bit to impress her.
Attractive Sexhaver said:
He's taking mercury now like a turn of the century Mad Hatter. Lucas Wern, the Sad Fatter
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TBF, would mercury do any real harm at this point? I mean, why the fuck not.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"my balls just exploded"

What the fuck is he saying?

First he says he'd do gay sex then he says his balls exploded.
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This, like many o'Lucas things, I do not understand. What's funny (or sad) is the absolute best interpretation is he thought it would impress zoomer baes, as he's prone to do. Anything else, and it's another unfortunate case of Lucas telling on himself over something that is not normal whatsoever.


In other news, Lucas has been unusually quiet today. Nothing on FB or TT, and he usually comes out slinging on the weekend. Do not fret however, we have a Myrna update.
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It's just too perfect that this insane, oversharing boomer is his mother.

Edit: Dr. Nigga has decided to make me a liar.
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Dr. Nigga, now please explain labor and communism.
 
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No lucas, dying from disease is not a genocide. But lucas did prove he has never read the bible nor understands anything about christianity. According to said bible, god did alot of genociding and holocaust style stuff back in the day and is very accepting of slavery

and maga's dislike of troons using the bathroom has nothing whatsoever to do with religion lucas, and everything to do with the fact the troons thaht try to do that are predators attempting to manipulate their way into womens spaces to abuse them. The very thing you yourself keep trying to do. You support them because you're a predator yourself. Birds of a feather and all that
 
Holy shit, he’s finally realized how memes work… kind of. He still doesn’t understand that the point is to edit existing images/comics, rather than make your own with AI, but it’s a start. At least it’s not just another schizo selfie partially obscured by a paragraph of gibberish. I am greatly looking forward to the upcoming ai psychosis arc.
 
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