💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Mister Fister said:
Speaking of hallucinogens, I'm surprised no one has told him you can trip on Benadryl. (OBVIOUSLY DO NOT DO THIS).
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Reading that I got a horrifying mental image of lucas getting ideas and suddenly coming up with his own horrifying version of the flaming moe - with cough syrup, bottom shelf liquor, ranch dressing, hot sauce, black pepper and buttered popcorn, chicken nuggets and bbq peanuts as a garnish

I'm mildly surprised he hasn't done something like that already at this point, considering the bizarre foods he comes up with. You'd think he'd have done the same thing with drinks by now
 
WonderWino said:
Reading that I got a horrifying mental image of lucas getting ideas and suddenly coming up with his own horrifying version of the flaming moe - with cough syrup, bottom shelf liquor, ranch dressing, hot sauce, black pepper and buttered popcorn, chicken nuggets and bbq peanuts as a garnish
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Reading this makes my morning coffee want to come back up.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
Reading this makes my morning coffee want to come back up.
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Speaking of things that will make your morning coffee want to come back up.....

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Some kind of shit tier chicken based spam ripoff that he thought it would be smart to melt cheese on in the microwave and cover in either ketchup or hot sauce and a ton of pepper. That shit looks like something a mildly retarded autistic child would come up with when his parents were late getting home

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Weed is not healthy lucas. Particularly for someone with mental health problems. Its also worse in some ways for your lungs than tobacco. Also comparing it to pepsi isn't too bright either as its not healthy at all and something you aren't supposed to be drinking either

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Also lucas is big mad at reading this. But no, its not this particular part of it that got him angry i'm sure. What did you ask?
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The part that points out explicitly that older women tend to be able to spot lucas's behavior and manipulation tactics far easier than young, naive little girls. But he claims thiis is 'bigot propaganda' despite it being common sense and well known to everybody with 2 braincells to rub together. If anything he made himself sound even more predatory by posting that
 
Yeah, Air Fryer nachos and smoking weed. Plenty good! Welfare collecting cow is what Lucas is.


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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, Air Fryer nachos and smoking weed. Plenty good! Welfare collecting cow is what Lucas is.


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and that wife you kept barefoot in the kitchen baring children could have cured aids says the guy who obsesses over getting teen girls pregnant and who has a history of referring to them as fecund ovulators and little ovulators, and who tried to woo teen girls during covid by claiming if one let him knock her up the baby would be immune to covid, have extra long telomeres and somehow earn him a nobel prize

Also why the fuck would anybody make nachos in an air fryer? Does he not have access to a microwave or something? That post also makes him sound like some drugged up trailer trash from west virginia. Guaranteed he isn't supposed to be in possession of let alone smoking weed on the property, which he explicitly admits to here
 
"Air fryer nachos and smoking weed in a dry spot by the garage" sounds like he's trying to flex on the homeless.
 
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He updated his profile picture, and he looks fucking awful. Not to mention he looks completely unhinged, you can absolutely tell he's nuttier than squirrel shit from that pic. His body language and expression are just bizarre. So are his eyes. You can also practically smell him through the screen

Speaking of which, I read the other day about one of the major early signs of kidney failure being a person starting to smell faintly of urine. Given how many people who have encountered him in person mentioned him smelling like piss and onions it makes me think that his kidneys have been fucked for a long time and that was part of what they were smelling

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Lucas proving he does not understand that correlation does not equal causation, nor that a) its the middle of winter and there have been all kinds of storms since he took office, people tend not to go out and fuck around in bad weather and b) he hasn't actually done anything or implemented any policies that would have any possibility of actually lowering crime

Not to mention both the media and the city have a long history of lying about crime statistics, not to mention just flat out not arresting criminals
 
Im almost sad Myrna is losing her Marbles so she can't be ashamed of her big boy anymore.

God damn that's embarrassing all around the trash food poorly prepared, the schizo shit and still being absolutely FAT.

Diet is so important when you age esp if you're ill. Lucas just salt bombs shit and thinks his random 10x10 will get him jacked? If he even is honest. I'd love to see his form. Ffs my wife is barely 120 and can do more.

I'm 200% sure he's also like those planet fatness idiots and does 3 push ups and eats half a fried chicken to "not lose muscle mass". You see that in actual normies who just don't know, a food addict like Lucas for sure he's going to get bigger.

This move wherever he is just is speeding his death up.

Schizos and weed good combo, I bet the background commander told him how good an idea it was.
 
Bassomatic said:
Im almost sad Myrna is losing her Marbles so she can't be ashamed of her big boy anymore.

God damn that's embarrassing all around the trash food poorly prepared, the schizo shit and still being absolutely FAT.

Diet is so important when you age esp if you're ill. Lucas just salt bombs shit and thinks his random 10x10 will get him jacked? If he even is honest. I'd love to see his form. Ffs my wife is barely 120 and can do more.

I'm 200% sure he's also like those planet fatness idiots and does 3 push ups and eats half a fried chicken to "not lose muscle mass". You see that in actual normies who just don't know, a food addict like Lucas for sure he's going to get bigger.

This move wherever he is just is speeding his death up.

Schizos and weed good combo, I bet the background commander told him how good an idea it was.
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Yeah he's definitely going to make things worse for himself doing what he's doing. He thinks he's getting healthy by being retarded with weights and the fact he not only has to rest after 10 reps but complains about how sore he is from doing 100 with a 10lb fucking weight proves just how unhealthy he truly is. Not to mention his diet has actually gotten considerably worse since he left mallon place

I'd like to see lucas at an actual gym. No doubt he would get his ass kicked out very quickly and make a complete fool of himself both with the machines and with the women he would undoubtedly leer at creepily and try to slip a note to sooner or later. Plus you know he would neither shower nor wipe anything down after using a machine and would likely start a MRSA outbreak among the gym members

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He's asking nonsensical question with options that have nothing to do with each other again. He's also basing peoples beliefs on paintings, which aren't intended to reflect reality and he clearly doesn't understand that a large portion of the human population does not have DNA from interbreeding with other human like species. Particularly a big chunk of african descended people and many asians and natives. The neanderthal thing is mostly north african and european and a bit of western asia
 
Its also quite eurocentric (aka racist) to say Adam and Eve were white even if you believe in them.

Classical art was made by Europeans and every group drew biblical figures matching their own selves. You can find those weird old Japanese style Jesus, native American Jesus etc.

Lucas tries to "own the Christians" and comes off as a white supremacy guy again.
 
WonderWino said:
Speaking of which, I read the other day about one of the major early signs of kidney failure being a person starting to smell faintly of urine. Given how many people who have encountered him in person mentioned him smelling like piss and onions it makes me think that his kidneys have been fucked for a long time and that was part of what they were smelling
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God...
Jean Harlow had something called "uremic frost" on her skin from her kidney failure, she also had a urine smell to her breath and body.
I wonder if Lucas will let himself get to that point, or start taking care of himself.
 
The cow is back to e-begging. Don't send that fat faggot any money. Sick of my tax dollars going to autists like Lucas.

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He's writing shit again. Unsurprisingly its pure gibberish that includes all his fantasy delusions about free shit, food and gift economies. Though in this case healthcare is free because its literally magic. He also used 'gladiate' completely nonsensically at the end. It means something shaped like a sword. Clearly he thinks it means something involving fighting

Also he specifically refers to meat being 'roasted whole and torn from the bone and shared' which sounds exactly like lucas eating a steak - with his bare hands, tearing chunks off if it and then 'sharing' pieces of fat like a disgusting creep. The self inserts of his lunacy and delusions, not ot mention his own behavior are so obvious its almost absurd. and you can bet he thinks nobody recognizes it. and you can see how disordered his thinking is when hes writing this down, as he goes immediately from that to talking about how 'knives and other wedges didn't do half the spell casting' which makes absolutely no sense at all considering what he just wrote. The fuck does not spell casting with knives have to do with eating meat?

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He's doubling down on begging for money again. He also admitted that he is broke, on the fucking 6th of the month. He must have blown his whole tugboat on food the day he got it. Not that i'm surprised. Yet more proof lucas can't be trusted to handle money. Though I am curious as to what specific german food he is referring to, thats oddly specific considering there aren't any german restaurants in spokane. Though knowing lucas this means he's going to get a pack of wurst, cover it in saurkraut, cheese, ranch dressing, pepper and hot sauce and put it in the air fryer until its burned to shit and post a picture of himself eating it with the caption kommen Sie hier fraulein. Ich habe ein grosse wurst while giving his trademark creepy tictus grin and crazy eyes at the obvious sexual innuendo he was trying to get across

Though I have to admit, the thought of lucas going all out after being convinced zoomer baes love germans and waddling his fat ass around spokane in lederhosen is hilarious. Can you imagine horned up lucas with a bunch of weed in him dressed like that in the middle of a manic episode waddling down the street screaming at his phone about zoomers not dating him. Or the look on the nurses face when he got to intake at the psych ward dressed like that

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Lucas is returning to his previous behavior and trying to run another 'i'll give you half if you give me a bunch of money' scam that got him banned from paypal for scamming people years ago. He seems to have forgotten that doing this didn't end well for him the last time. Its also a great way to get reported to cash app and lose that account for blatantly trying something like this again

I'm calling it now, he's off his meds, which is why he's suddenly reverting to previous habits and behavior. He always does this when he's off them and the timing is about right for them to be out of his system if he waited awhile after he got there to avoid making waves and getting kicked out by going cold turkey and spazzing out
 
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