💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas being in some new care home and life being worse wasn't anything I expected.

I'm sure he having more food thinks this is an upgrade.

Has any buddy troll doxed the new place yet? Has his window licker mom told us how her big boy moved into a hospice and it's trumps fault?

Funny enough epistien leaks mention you guessed it telormores, he planned on making blacks smarter with them.

Gosh pedos sure suck at science.
 
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Lucas is starting a stereotypical new years resolution weight lifting arc to impress the zoomer baes. Lucas has never lifted weights in his life. This won't last long and you just know he looks extra looney while doing it
 
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Lucas is starting a stereotypical new years resolution weight lifting arc to impress the zoomer baes. Lucas has never lifted weights in his life. This won't last long and you just know he looks extra looney while doing it
Shut up agephobic bigot!
Lucas is plenty good at lifting weights and will lose another 250lbs!
 
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Lucas doesn't understand that billionaires DO fund research and alot of it. He thinks if the government just took all their money and put it into research we'd cure cancer fast. Far more money than that has been spent on such research. It isn't that simple. But of course lucas is too stupid to know that

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I'd say the voices on the wind are acting up again and telling him things he doesn't want to hear. Sure doesn't sound like he's on his meds anymore, and we know how that always ends

Also wearing headphones in public is considered rude by most people and certainly in most stores restaurants. Its what ignorant, childish little kids do
 
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Lucas is starting a stereotypical new years resolution weight lifting arc to impress the zoomer baes. Lucas has never lifted weights in his life. This won't last long and you just know he looks extra looney while doing it
I can't even fathom the bizarre body movements when he's moving around the weight. Obv, that'll never happen because they're effectively paperweights now.
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I'd say the voices on the wind are acting up again and telling him things he doesn't want to hear. Sure doesn't sound like he's on his meds anymore, and we know how that always ends

Also wearing headphones in public is considered rude by most people and certainly in most stores restaurants. Its what ignorant, childish little kids do
I half suspect someone was making fun of him for wearing his headphones out in public.
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Myrna's baby boy at it again.
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Nigga what
 
Free things, faggot doesn't want to earn it.
Well yeah, but what does that have to do with Occupy Wall Street or the LA riots? Or what do those have to do with everything being free, no theft, gifting, or direct democracy? Lucas's conclusions are always obvious, but how the hell he ever gets to them is a real mystery.
 
Well yeah, but what does that have to do with Occupy Wall Street or the LA riots? Or what do those have to do with everything being free, no theft, gifting, or direct democracy? Lucas's conclusions are always obvious, but how the hell he ever gets to them is a real mystery.
Oh man I remember this ol delusion. I'll let Mr. Bullfrog here explain:
He's not wrong that communities 'banded together' during the LA riots. However, it wasn't some hippy drum circle where everyone held hands and sang kum-ba-ya. It was groups of people taking to the rooftops with long guns to defend their businesses and livelihoods from the other groups of people that banded together to burn them down. There's a reason "Roof Top Koreans" is a common saying in gun circles. The damage that L.A. experienced as a result was devastating and was felt for years afterwards. This was a horrific event that we should strive to avoid in the future, not something we should model a society off of.

That's not even taking into account his advocation of a violence and looting based supply chain. Even with the order we have today, I've seen bare shelves in the grocery store a couple times over the last few years. The first was during the initial days of the Covid outbreak and another was last week when the lights came back on down here in Texas. It's not a comforting feeling but we bounced back pretty quickly because we actually have a somewhat well ordered supply chain.

Under his system of "Give me free shit or we'll burn it down", there's no incentive to keep the power on to refrigerate food (or power his E-Z Bake Oven), to keep refining and distributing the gasoline and diesel required to move the food from the farms to the store, to drive the trucks or to manage and run, the now burned out, points of distribution.
Hell, there's no way to get the diesel and gasoline that the farms require to run the equipment to harvest the food. We're going back to horse drawn plows at that point and that mode of agriculture will not support the population that we have today.

His plan would result in mass starvation and a catastrophic loss of life.

We're fortunate that, like the prospect of his micro-penis ever finding it's way into a teenage girl's vagina, it simply isn't in the cards.
 
Well yeah, but what does that have to do with Occupy Wall Street or the LA riots? Or what do those have to do with everything being free, no theft, gifting, or direct democracy? Lucas's conclusions are always obvious, but how the hell he ever gets to them is a real mystery.

Remember those little rubber bouncy balls you could get out of a quarter gumball machine? The ones with the weird 90s colors pattern that would bounce high as hell if you slammed them into the ground?

Imagine throwing one as hard as possible into a tiny room and it goes in all directions for a few seconds until it loses momentum.

Add bullet ricochet sound to it. And a cartoon fart sound at the end when it rolls on the floor.

Thats his brain.

EDIT- NIGGA ITS BEEN TEN YEARS OF THIS THREAD, WE FORGOT TO CELEBRATE.
 
His mind sees the world as a broken SIMs game. He sounds like them, too.
What's worse is he think he's right and it's the world that's broken. Somehow, in contrary, to the whole of reality and every single data point that says otherwise.
Lucas "yeet me a bae" Werner isn't exactly a believer in the idea of consent.
Oh, that's because being LEGAL is the only thing that matters even though he doesn't even care if they're legal, LOL. I know he doesn't understand the consent of consent, but I doubt he's even aware the concept exists.

Really quiet day, but wanted to grab his schizofrenic board game post.
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He's primed and ready for another catfish.
 
What's worse is he think he's right and it's the world that's broken. Somehow, in contrary, to the whole of reality and every single data point that says otherwise.

I wrote this long ass reply because I thought it was another thread about a totally different person. Fucking wrote paragraphs while playing red dead 2 and calming my cat at the same time LOL
 
I wrote this long ass reply because I thought it was another thread about a totally different person. Fucking wrote paragraphs while playing red dead 2 and calming my cat at the same time LOL
I have a plan lucas. We're going to get ourselves some more money and then we'll get a ship to take us to where the zoomer bae parties are at, in tahiti; Trust the plan lucas

That said, lucas needs to get one of these knitted toques to go with his science shirt to really tie the look together and look intelligent to impress to zoomer baes:
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Pairing it with the batman pajama bottoms might work as well, and make him look like some kind of fucked up batman villain cosplayer. On that note i'm sure theres a joke about king roy having a secret lazarus pit in the elk kingdom that lucas keeps using to heal himself enough to stay alive, that makes him more insane every time he uses it in there somewhere. It would explain alot
 
To be fair, Lucas is in a position now where he's penalized and can really ruin himself for attempting to earn it. The system encourages his ilk to be a leech. I know he's only like this because he thinks zoomer bae is fucking rich old guys constantly, but just saying.

To be unfair, he was always like this. Even before this site even existed. He reminds me of a dude i used to be friends with, who happens to be at the age now as when Lucas got kicked out of Starbucks. Same exact behavior. I showed that guy this thread and he got pissed when I told him this will be his future.

Same work ethic, same entitlement, same false sense of intelligence. Its why I hate Lucas' existence.
 
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