💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[IceQueen]

I know this was posted a couple pages ago but it took me like five minutes to realize that he was trying (and failing) to spell “restaurant”

What are some other words that our resident intellectual astrophysicist struggles to spell?

You’d think he would know how to spell that since restaurants are like Disneyland for him…

Also, I’ve been out of the country for a bit. I’m mostly caught up and have gleaned from this thread that the new place he’s living in is smaller, possibly run by African immigrants, and may be hospice adjacent, but have we figured out if it’s a Mallon property, and if it’s not, how/why was he able to move??

 

[Todd Weiss]

You’d think he would know how to spell that since restaurants are like Disneyland for him…

Also, I’ve been out of the country for a bit. I’m mostly caught up and have gleaned from this thread that the new place he’s living in is smaller, possibly run by African immigrants, and may be hospice adjacent, but have we figured out if it’s a Mallon property, and if it’s not, how/why was he able to move??

It's Q1, 2026. If Washington restructured his tard bux or the cost of living increased (beyond what Medicaid provides), it wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility for Luke to transfer to a cheaper place.

Could be more comprehensive, too; like a long-term care facility with dialysis, in-house.

 

[WonderWino]

It's Q1, 2026. If Washington restructured his tard bux or the cost of living increased (beyond what Medicaid provides), it wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility for Luke to transfer to a cheaper place.

Could be more comprehensive, too; like a long-term care facility with dialysis, in-house.

That would explain a few things. Plus he did make a point of specifically stating he did the move on new years, so the timing was interesting. I mean why else would somebody be doing a major move on new years of all times? Might also explain why there are supposedly only 6 people living there. Though on the other hand it doesn't explain why lucas suddenly has access to much more money or why they're letting him eat himself to death. After all its not a good look to move a patient to some place with inhouse dialysis and then immediately proceed to allowing him to stuff himself with as much sodium as humanly possible

 

[Da Dude123]

Most predators are rich men? Not likely. Lucas is a predator and he is a broke-ass lolcow who lives in a scam house ran by Somalians. The women don't want to date broke fattys who live off welfare and who do nothing but mooo and reeee.

 

[HackerX]

Ol' Lukey is beginning to warm up!

Lucas, 100k is not that crazy anymore. Also "Stop having unreal expectations" is pure gold. TBH, it's all pure gold.

Then why don't you work part time? We already know you'll never work past the point where your gibs are impacted, but you won't even work to that piece. Fucking bigots.

Hrm. Does that include demonizing the people that steal my tax dollars too?

Why do you think that is, Lucas?

Maybe it's not rampant classism against broke leftist men in the dating realm, Lucas?

Nigga, you try to wear the term leftist like it's access card for zoomer puss puss.

Lucas is hovering around that exactly like you'd expect, LOL. Also LOL, " I'd cool anything for you Gen Z" when he's actively recording someone else cook for him.

Those damn bigots!!

Lucas fantasizing about fucking black dudes again...

 

[WonderWino]

Most predators are rich men? Not likely. Lucas is a predator and he is a broke-ass lolcow who lives in a scam house ran by Somalians. The women don't want to date broke fattys who live off welfare and who do nothing but mooo and reeee.


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The more he tries to convince people he isn't a predator the more he proves he is one. Trying to convince little girls that the guys perceived competion are the problem is textbook predator behavior

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas is pining for an African girl. I feel crazy outdoor hobo screaming is coming back soon.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

This man wants any pussy. Too bad, Luke. Pussy doesn't want you.

 

[Stinkyboy]

That means Lucas is transphobic since he won't date chicks with dicks.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas clearly needs to learn the phrase when everyone else is the problem the problem is you


Lucas talking about himself in a way he thinks is clever and avoids the blatant narcissism and entitlement of referring to himself directly and being completely unaware its obvious what he is doing




People understand mental illness just fine. Lucas clearly got in an argument with someone, chimped out and acted like a nutcase and rightfully got told to calm the fuck down and take his meds


This was never the case. Nobody was doing any of that on a minimum wage job for teens. Lucas proving he doesn't understand how anything works again


Definitely a meal provided by the place he's living. Either that or he got arrested and this is the jail slop they fed him. It does looks oddly similar to an actual meal he'd get in prison

That said, imagine thinking that was something to show off publicly


I guess he's at an end of another manic cycle then huh. Just eat a piece of cheese, make another toasterbortion meal and leer creepily at some women and i'm sure it'll all start coming back to you lucas

 

[HackerX]

I guess he's at an end of another manic cycle then huh. Just eat a piece of cheese, make another toasterbortion meal and leer creepily at some women and i'm sure it'll all start coming back to you lucas

Game maker's block? How hard is it to make a bunch of convoluted rules that no one understands? I'm shocked he doesn't just shit something out from AI. It'd probably make at least a bit more sense than his schizofrenic games. I unironically think he hasn't done that yet because the idea hasn't dawned on him. He likely only thinks AI is a beefed up Google.

Nothing new on the TT front, though I did manage to find a funny comment.

I wonder why that word agitates him that much???

 

[HackerX]

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IDK, Lucas. You seem to have an ideal situation for someone like you. Ideal enough for a significant amount of people TBH. Food, shelter, housing, healthcare, utilities? All paid for. There are a lot of people who aren't bipolar schizophrenics who'd kill for a situation where they can sit on their ass all day and not worry about any of those things.

Ignoring the numerous medical reasons he probably shouldn't ingest caffeine, isn't his Suzanne cope that 5 liters of soda got him so lit that he slid a glass across the table and it broke through a glass at the wall? Also, I can only imagine the mountains of sugar and creamer he loads into the coffee. What's worse is he's probably throwing salt, pepper, ketchup, cereal, and God knows what else into that bad boy

Only recent TT comment from an older post. Is it considered growth thar he posted that instead of threatening to block them???

LOL. Feminist Lucas out saying women only go for unintelligent men. My friend, your intelligence is but one small piece to the pie.

Lucas is such a magnificent retard. He's implying he can't make women smile, LOL. What's funnier is if you remember his thoughts on body language back when he's join streams for sandwiches and fried chicken. That a woman smiling at him can only mean they want to get fisted under a bridge, and can't mean anything else. Hell, this might as well be a Freudian slip that he knows women don't want him.

 

[WonderWino]

The writers block didn't last long

 

[Stinkyboy]

How would Lucas know what intelligent men can or can't find?

 

[HackerX]

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The writers block didn't last long

Well, ya see.
Yellow controls all the red, and red is equal to the points of purple, which gets bonus points when it's adjacent to green and you roll a dice to decide if orange beats yellow, but only if they're not adjacent. Then you have to get a terrain colored with 7 squares, but they can't be touching any other square, and then you win the game.

Nigga what are you even trying to say besides religion bad and you're so smart?

LOL. New way to make Lucas mad unlocked.

There's a very high chance Lucas was aroused by the thought.

 

[IceQueen]

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Nigga what are you even trying to say besides religion bad and you're so smart?
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LOL. New way to make Lucas mad unlocked.
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There's a very high chance Lucas was aroused by the thought.

Please tell me someone has the picture LOL

 

[WonderWino]

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Yellow controls all the red, and red is equal to the points of purple, which gets bonus points when it's adjacent to green and you roll a dice to decide if orange beats yellow, but only if they're not adjacent. Then you have to get a terrain colored with 7 squares, but they can't be touching any other square, and then you win the game.
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Nigga what are you even trying to say besides religion bad and you're so smart?
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LOL. New way to make Lucas mad unlocked.
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There's a very high chance Lucas was aroused by the thought.

Well he does like to go on and on about how he wants to be a dad so.....

Though I have to admit I didn't see that one coming, I wonder if we're going to get a look at this pregnant lucas picture. He must have been absolutely livid to threaten to block people for doing such things

Speaking of things that will enrage lucas, and games......


Sounds about right

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Not only are his games unengaging and complex, but they are also assymetric as fuck.

Even a competent designer would be challenged to make a balanced assymetric game.
But lol at Lucas thinking he can.

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LOL. New way to make Lucas mad unlocked.
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There's a very high chance Lucas was aroused by the thought.

As if Lucas wouldn't and/or possibly hasn't taken a picture of a teenage girl and used AI to make sexualized pictures of

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IDK, Lucas. You seem to have an ideal situation for someone like you. Ideal enough for a significant amount of people TBH. Food, shelter, housing, healthcare, utilities? All paid for. There are a lot of people who aren't bipolar schizophrenics who'd kill for a situation where they can sit on their ass all day and not worry about any of those things.

This is what's funny about it, is that Lucas objectively cannot manage his own money.

Lucas gets a COVID stimmie check and it's gone in a fucking week.
Lucas literally has a payee manage his shit because he's too stupid not to spend his tardbux in one evening smorgasbord doordash of Clinkerdaggers

 

[WonderWino]

If anybody ever wondered how lucas pictures his life after king roy kicks the bucket and he gets his supposed inheritence, wonder now more. The simpsons saw it coming a mile away:

 

[HackerX]

Please tell me someone has the picture LOL

I haven't seen it yet. I imagine it was either a DM or someone in one of those random Facebook groups he roams in search of the mythical zoomer bae.

Though I have to admit I didn't see that one coming, I wonder if we're going to get a look at this pregnant lucas picture. He must have been absolutely livid to threaten to block people for doing such things

I'd love to just see the groups he manages to join. You have to imagine Lucas follows a certain journey whenever he successfully infiltrates one. A journey that seemingly always ends with the bigots antagonizing him.


I somewhat doubt he's responsible for this. It doesn't contain anything retarded, the bacon appears cooked, and wrapping is a above his skill level.

I absolutely believe he made this, LOL.


Great, he's adding even more random shit he's getting from the pantry.

Some Tiktok comments

LOL.

How do you explain that mentally ill woman who took care of him for a while, bigots???


Completely legal!


LOL. This is about as self-aware as you can get without actually being self-aware. It's also as close an admission he'll ever make that every woman who refuses to date him is a bigot.