💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I just found out there's a whole Lucas Werner album out there:
Yeah thats been known about for years, there are links and discussion about it way back in the thread. Apparently it wasn't lucas who put it up, just some guy who came across his recordings from years earlier and put them up as an album. I'm not sure lucas is even aware of its existence

That said, some of them really show off how deranged he is, you can tell he's hearing shit and waiting for cues that aren't actually there at times
 
Yeah thats been known about for years, there are links and discussion about it way back in the thread. Apparently it wasn't lucas who put it up, just some guy who came across his recordings from years earlier and put them up as an album. I'm not sure lucas is even aware of its existence
Figured it wasn't Lucas himself because I don't think he's ever attempted any sort of music production. Tried looking for "telomereking" and "bandcamp" in this thread, found nothing, and thought no one had posted it before. Maybe the search function doesn't work on the actual links.
 
Lucas making another game that will make no sense and he'll most likely never complete. Still think he makes boardgames that are above your pay grade, Myrna?
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Also, why does he need to make this while he's eating? He really is like one of those children you see in restaurants who have iPads at the table with them to keep them preoccupied while they eat. He's really incapable of sitting down and eating like an adult. Not that that should be a complete surprise. This is one of the less egregious aspects of his table manners.
 
So he gets put in a new place with fewer people, staff living downstairs and some woman keeping an eye on him and everybody else and almost immediately reverts to cooking garbage and board games. Yeah i'm calling it now, he's not taking his meds. I'm starting to wonder if this is some kind of palliative care place with a little more freedom or some kind of shitty halfway house. Though lucas isn't getting better so I don't know why they'd send to a halfway house. Something must have happened either behavior or health wise, nothing else makes any sense

That said, if he's already reverting to these its only a matter of time before other behaviors start resurfacing and that never ends well for lucas. I wonder how long it'll be before a catfish finds out exactly where he is or he slips up and mentions it

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On the subject of the starbucks incident lets not forget this old gem:
Lucas admitting the note included his usual ranting about sperm and 'stronger baby DNA' and surprise surprise explicitly says he assumed she was at least 16, 'might have been 18' which she was not and he's making it clear he believed she was 16 at the time, which she was, and low and behold - not a single word about his current claims of her being 23 at the time, which she was not by any account except for his recent made up one

and of course lucas outright says nigger in it
 
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Well now, that raises some interesting questions. The 'house owner' is definitely a staff member, as he already admitted there were staff living downstairs, so this makes me wonder if its some kind of in-patient house like that episode of king of the hill where bill takes in a bunch of alcoholics and opens up 'bills house' and ends up getting fucked over by the non profit group he was volunteering for. Clearly this place isn't taking nearly as much of lucas's tugboat, hence him suddenly doing this cooking and talking about buying roasts. So we may be seeing a return to chef wern. He apparently has access to an air fryer now and is already trying to come up with toasterbortion meals for it. I mean ffs he's thinking of cooking a roast in one with a silicone grease trap. Not a good idea. and this whole 'I might get a roast and smoke it with the house owner' is a weird thing to say. Either he's being supervised in his activities or this is some retarded flirting idea

I can't see mallon place sending him to this sort of environment without a reason. If he blew a gasket and got in trouble he would have been kicked out or at the very least sent to an actual hospital, given his health issues and medication requirements. If anything this place sounds like it is less of a medical related facility and takes less of his money, and offers more freedom. He's on a no rent list so its not a government housing situation, nor do such places have staff living in them like he mentioned. Theres the halfway house idea but I don't see why they would send him to such a place as those are transitional and generally intend to dump people back on the street at some point. The fact that its only 6 people implies its intended for something very specific, you don't set up a house with staff living on site for 6 people without a specific reason for it, which makes me again suspect this is some kind of 'bills house' situation or a low key 'his kidneys are fucked and this is him being dumped into palliative care but without explicitly being told (or understanding) that. That would explain the small numbers, the staff living on site, not taking most of his tugboat and the greater freedom. Otherwise dumping him here and letting him immediately do a bunch of shit that'll fuck his kidneys even more despite knowing he's in stage 4 renal failure is not only looney as fuck its outright medically negligent. Probably criminally negligent given what they must know of his habits, behavior and inability to control his eating safely. The idea he's already fucked and it doesn't really matter anymore would explain alot. I can also see them not really explaining this to lucas, knowing he'd chimp out and probably wouldn't understand or accept it anyway

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He's wasting no time at all in pounding the unhealthiest most fried food possible into himself at record speed. He must have been climbing the walls pining for food when he was in mallon place

At this rate he's going to balloon up and end up right back on dialysis before too long

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Lucas edited the 'watch out for february' post:
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Jesus fucking christ. Lucas thinks its smart to pay $9 for a fucking pound of hamburger? Thats more expensive than steak. $3 for 10 cheese slices? $6 for 3 scallops? No wonder he was forced to get a payee

and no doubt he'll dump all of that into one meal and probably all into the air fryer at once. This shit absolutely screams he's making the same garbage he did in the homeless shelter toaster oven. So, shall we start taking bets on how long it'll be before he either starts a grease fire and gets in major trouble for it or gets the air fryer taken away from him for not cleaning up after himself, hogging it and doing this looney shit with it like he did in the shelter?

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Lucas isn't wasting any time going full retard with food, shows just how addicted he is to eating

That said, wtf he wants to stuff a pork loin with stuffing, cranberries and cheese and then fry it in the air fryer? Thats fucking disgusting. Its also a great way to start a fire. Its not even a cheese that melts properly so it stands a good chance of burning and lighting up all the grease from everything else

Its only a matter of time before he fucks up that air fryer and has it taken away from him, just like the homeless shelter. We also know he never cleans anything so there is that. Remember how fucked the toaster oven was in the shelter after he used it?

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So I did some digging into the nursing home and related facilities in the spokane area that fit lucas's description. Particularly the 6 residents and staff on site parts that he specifically pointed out and low and behold - I came across this

Individualized Care in a Homelike Setting​

When living independently becomes challenging, finding the right care is essential. Sunshine Adult Family Homes offers a safe, comfortable, and personalized alternative for individuals who need more care.

Our community consists of four cottages, each accommodating just 6 residents to ensure highly attentive care in a family-like environment. These single-level homes feature private and semi-private rooms, cable TV, Wi-Fi, private bathrooms, and large walk-in closets. Housekeeping and laundry services are included.

Our staff handles all daily activities, care needs, and medication management, with prescriptions delivered directly to residents at no additional cost. Residents enjoy daily activities that promote socialization and engagement, as well as home-cooked meals tailored to individual dietary needs.

24/7 Care and Support​

Sunshine Adult Family Homes is staffed around the clock by certified caregivers, with a facility director and nursing delegation available as needed. Each resident has a personalized care plan, and our staff undergoes extensive training and continuing education to provide the best care possible.

Licensed and Trusted Care​

All our homes are licensed by the State of Washington, and staff members complete at least 12 hours of continuing education annually.

Contact Us​

If it’s time to explore a supportive, safe living environment for your loved one, call (509) 321-9048 for more information or to schedule a tour.

Sunshine Adult Family Homes
919 S Raymond Rd
Spokane Valley, WA 99206
(509) 241-3122, Office
(509) 321-9048, New Residents

Now admittedly this doesn't include a 'downstairs' where the staff are but that could be lucas being retarded and not meant to be taken quite that literally. It fits the rest of the description and there can't be too many other. Now the pictures don't match up entirely but they're similar enough that the other units may have different appearances. Clearly not all of the units are shown in those pics

There is also this that shows that they have similar units for schizophrenic and bipolar residents. Perhaps one of those has people living downstairs as lucas mentioned

I can't see there being too many other places that fit lucas's description in spokane. The only thing that is odd about it is that these are not cheap places and would be taking lucas's money as well, so why does he suddenly have the money to buy all this food? Why wouldn't they be charging similar prices to mallon place for the same service?

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He wants to cook a cornish game hen in the air fryer. Hes talking about this shit at nearly 10pm. He's showing just how utterly obsessed he is with food. As soon as he had the chance he went full retard with the food clearly. No wonder he kept obsessing over food and starving in those 2010 reflections. Having to eat mallon place shit must have had him going bonkers about it

Paging @Fatal Walter as this is prime material for another video
 
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Imagine being stupid enough to think this is something to show off. and of course there are ranch chips involved. Whatever happened, mallon place is negligent as fuck putting lucas in a position where he can start eating all this trash constantly and speedrunning the destruction of his kidneys

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Vaccine cards and being required to provide ID to cops and follow instructions when ordered to stop a vehicle are not the same thing lucas

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Lucas is proving he's an idiot again. Multiple NGOs were caught literally paying people to get bussed around to protests. This is common knowledge that even the left doesn't deny anymore. What a fucking retard

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Lucas not understanding sarcasm again. Hows that autism doing lucas?

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You mean like the adult with a childlike mind you tried to groom recently lucas?

and lol at him trying to present himself as 'older and wiser' what about the little girls who are creeped out by some obese hobo old enough to be their father trying to hit on them while talking about his magic sperm and how they'd have uber babies if they fucked him lucas? You don't like those types of independent thoughts and empowerment do you lucas

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He's making a disgusting looking stew tonight
 
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I am guessing that wherever the cow is, he has his food stamps back. I wonder if meals are provided with the new retard housing plan? Even if they are, Lucas will be glad to be able to cook up all his autistic meals.

I am thinking Lucas's social worker must have found this place for him. Lucas was probably moooing about deserving something better than Mallon Place.

This could lead to good content for us. It sounds like he has more freedom there. And apparently he is able to get to a supermarket easily to get all this food.
 
I am guessing that wherever the cow is, he has his food stamps back. I wonder if meals are provided with the new retard housing plan? Even if they are, Lucas will be glad to be able to cook up all his autistic meals.

I am thinking Lucas's social worker must have found this place for him. Lucas was probably moooing about deserving something better than Mallon Place.

This could lead to good content for us. It sounds like he has more freedom there. And apparently he is able to get to a supermarket easily to get all this food.
If his social worker was involved in removing him from a nursing home with failing kidneys they're incompetent and putting him in legitimate danger, given his inability to not eat himself to death. With the amount of salt he puts on shit when given the opportunity he's going to speedrun himself into a worse situation than mallon place alot sooner than he thinks. Thats how you end up with a pissed off family looking for a lawsuit and a payoff when he dies from it. He should have stayed in mallon place where he was prevented from doing this

That said, one way or another he's going to inevitably fuck this up as he always does when given too much freedom

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Looks like he shit that stew onto the plate. Imagine thinking that is impressive and worth showing off
 
I've seen literal hobo stew that looks better than that.
Yeah definitely, and that includes hobo stews made in actual hobo camps outdoors in those tin can cooking pots they used. Its almost impressive how lucas manages to fuck up everything he cooks to such a degree

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Definitely a meal a diabetic with stage 4 renal failure should be eating

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Lucas proving he has no understanding of economics again

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Or politics for that matter

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Plenty of idiots get tattoos lucas. It doesn't make you an adult and in alot of cases the choice and placement of said tattoo if anything imply they shouldn't be allowed to make adult decisions like that. Unsurprisingly, myrna has trashy tattoos of her own

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Think alot about men impregnating 13 year olds do you lucas? Actually lucas, she was 16. You know, the age you spent years claiming was perfectly acceptable and how you were an evil bigot for questioning

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Posting this for posterity, late me if it's already in the thread.
 
Here to bring the tidings of Lucas 'Tiktok' Werner.
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Nigga, how do you jumble a bunch of random shit together like this and pretend it has a point?
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Lucas. You thought an underage woman, who was gonna be your sugar momma, was real and flew to LA with your child 'Notinthecards Werner'.
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Crazy because it almost like he's attained some level of awareness, but everyone knows that ain't true. Still. It's the most progress he's made in decades.
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Weird. Lucas doesn't have confidence, respect women, or himself. The food stuff is pure projection. Maybe he's entertaining becoming a tranny? No idea.
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I don't think women aren't dating you solely because you're a "big guy", bud. Is it a reason? Yes, but there are several, several more.
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How so? Because they're all bigots, you bigot!
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LOL. I always love when he does this. Hopefully he'll moo about Myrna giving roadhead to nignogs again.
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It's not? Sounding kinda like a bigot to me...
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Another Wern classic! "There is" along with "Google it" to anyone asking him to expand on his claim.
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WAT???? This nigga GAY!
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Hell yeah. White pride worldwide!
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He's bringing his love of food to Tiktok so the zoomers can perhaps appreciate it?
 
Posting this for posterity, late me if it's already in the thread.
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Haven't seen that one before. Though there was another one that apparently got pulled from youtube shortly after it was put up that was a VO for lucas's right now video over the old crystal pepsi right now commercials from the early 90s. Still mad nobody managed to grab that before it got pulled, probably by pepsi

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Weird. Lucas doesn't have confidence, respect women, or himself. The food stuff is pure projection. Maybe he's entertaining becoming a tranny? No idea.
Lucas's food obsession and his constant inserting of food related things into everything he can is really something else. Like its pathological shit with him, even by crazy standards its a weird thing to do. You have to wonder what his therapist must have thought about him doing that back in the day

Its also interesting how he absolutely cannot understand the difference between racism and a preference. He's convinced himself they have to be one and the same to justify his own claims of bigotry against him and his refusal to admit there are other reasons why nobody wants anything to do with him. Its also hilarious how he tries to claim its bigotry to not want to date older people while flat out refusing to do so himself. Though even lucas knows what he's doing there and how hypocritical it is, because he has had it pointed out out to him so many times and always goes nuts when people point it out. He's such an idiot and manipulator its no wonder nobody wants anything to do with him

Also that claim that white pride is racist but black pride is not is one of the most hypocritical and blatantly racist things i've ever heard come out of anybodies mouth. He's not doing himself any favors gloating about making ignorant statements like that
 
The people I've known put into these group homes are either old people or a temporary drug addict situation, and both have money. He also must have his SNAP back. I'm at a loss, Medicaid wouldn't pay for a place like this. Maybe Myrna is helping him now financially?
 
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Good thing trump isn't trying to do either of those then huh lucas

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Proving yet again he's an idiot. Also he has no business talking about legalized bribery considering his attempts at bribing people to give him access to women and that whole attempting to blackmail his neighbors thing

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Except this isn't true at all lucas. Enforcing borders is something every country that has ever existed has done and has to do. He'd be singing a different tune real quick if spokane got flooded with illegals that were all given preferential treatment when it came to housing and food stamps. I'd love to see lucas's reaction to losing his spot in one of these places cause some illegal sicker than him needs it more

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Spend alot of time thinking about fucking troons do you lucas? Also what the fuck does 'cis women want to cum' have to do with fucking a troon? Thats voices on the wind talk there

Also, since lucas likes to use AI to explain shit and likes to deny the voices on the wind are a schizophrenic symptom lets see what AI has to say about it shall we?

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I like how it even calls it the very same thing lucas does. It even describes his behavior to a T
 
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Aside the food shit, I was guessing he actually got moved into a more intensive care place. There's ways to do lazy/cheap meals and when you get random stuff how to make it work. I mean we've all had fridge clean meals but it doesn't mean they all have to be in same dish.

I have one of those toaster ovens that also is an air fryer was cheaper than replacing my old toaster oven (RIP homie) you can cook a cornish game hen in them, or squib etc. I happen to bird and there's place to buy them cheap near me. I really like them and so does the wife.

Using the air fryer mode/or just air fryer oh man.. I am sure Lucas doesn't like dark meat he just wants to sound fancy and hopefully end up with a mini fried chicken. Just awful.

I would love to find out this place is a hospice, for a lot of reason that are pretty easy to figure.

NO one wants to fuck trannies, that's like one of their biggest reees, and out of those who do are closet cases IE Lucas. Out of the few people who actually do I'd say are weak spine liberal men who don't want to but need the good boy points. There's also some sick fucks who can't pull off "Tucker Max" style shit so they will do it for the lulz. But mostly no one wants trannies because gross.

Something is so hilarious of hash tagging agegap as one word in his fucking poo poo stew pic.

Lucas getting mad at people preferring things actually kinda shows how sociopathic he is, thank goodness low functioning. He actually CANT grasp others have them. He has these insane rules set in his head, that if you're "left" you CANT be picky. He honestly would think it's "bigotry" to say I like blonde women, or I prefer taller girls etc.

He also stands so strong he dated a heavy set older woman so he's done them. That's REAL Andrew Tate (and incel) shit, like women are just a check list. Fucked a red head... next girl with glasses. Because women aren't different people with goals hobbies and personalities just lists of things for fetishes. Classy Lucas.

I dunno what Spokane is like but around here our public reps are great, they rarely get into political shit but do stuff like pass stuff up to state, help old people petition renew IDs etc. I mean Lucas wouldn't know since he doesn't vote but public reps really tend to be the way to get gov to help you. I'm sure he thinks he's Lucas so he should have a direct line to the Senate etc.

Lastly I like how he admits anyone with skills and money fled commies, and we all know all commies fail so again needing Capitalism to trade with and the upper class to function sure shows how well he thinks this shit out.
 
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