💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Lucas still has hands, and a fisting fetish to go with it.
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If only we lived in one of those alternate universes where Lucas finagled a femdom zoomer bae, who finagled him into a one-way relationship where she teases him into a trap. That trap? She's taking him on a lil' ride called 'Elbow Deep'.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
That being said he's weak, cowardly and even a strong confident woman (the name of that black lady on the outcast owl podcast escapes me) could scare Lucas into cowering.
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Another good alternate universe scenario, where we get to watch Lucas get tormented by bitchy 'mean girls' and he's forced to tolerate it instead of scurrying away. I'm pretty sure this universe's Lucas would cover his ears and just start frantically screaming as he curls up in a ball. Basically a louder version of that time CWC went to a convention and freaked out.

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You gotta wonder what cartoon pisses off Lucas the most. The dude having a wife and kids or them eating food that he isn't.
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Even though there's video of Venezuelans cheering in the streets of Venezuela...LOL
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Moo moo moo, moo moo moo, moo moo? Moo! This retard couldn't even point to Venezuela if a zoomer bae was on the line. He'd probably hover over somewhere in Africa and look around the room, hoping mommy Myrna will mouth him where to go. Hell, I have my doubts he could point to South America.
 
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HackerX said:
Again, many stars would have to align.

- The woman would have to be utterly alone and confined to a room so Lucas wouldn't fear getting caught.

- The woman would have to be severely, physically handicapped so she couldn't escape. Lucas is incredibly weak and out of shape, so I'm confident most women could successful overpower him during a struggle. (As long as they avoid getting into a situation where Lucas's fat ass is on top of them and leveraging his only hope. His weight.)
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Don't forget that Lucas' diabetic feet are busted. If the woman can run or even move at all, he's hopeless.

I concur Lucas would rape if he could. The way he's spoken in previous videos about taking a young girl away from her parents, how they lack autonomy and his creepy watching of girls is enough to make me to think that. Thankfully, he's almost certainly never going to be a position where he can at this point in his life.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Don't forget that Lucas' diabetic feet are busted. If the woman can run or even move at all, he's hopeless.

I concur Lucas would rape if he could. The way he's spoken in previous videos about taking a young girl away from her parents, how they lack autonomy and his creepy watching of girls is enough to make me to think that. Thankfully, he's almost certainly never going to be a position where he can at this point in his life.
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Lucas can't fuck if he wanted to. Broken non working micro dick will never be inside a pussy.
 
His Facebook has been pretty boring. He's still working out the quantum zoomer bae theorem.
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LOL. Does Lucas think he's working class?
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HRM. How so, Dr. Nigga?
 
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Lucas is apparently unaware that all computers operate at a considerably higher speed than the human brain and do many things an organic brain can't do

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He's getting into looney pseudoscience again. This is 19th century esoteric nonsense and ironically frequently gets brought up in religion, particularly culty sects of christianity. It certainly feeds into his recent lunacy about manifesting reality by thinking about it. Something he no doubt stumbled across something about on youtube with some retarded zoomer bae youtuber claiming you can manifest love and wealth into reality

I suppose it shouldn't be that surprising, lucas is exactly the kind of idiot that sort of scammy bs is designed to con. Not that it isn't ironic given lucas sees himself as some misunderstood science genius. No doubt he legitimately thinks he can will a zoomer bae and more money to spend on food into existence through sheer willpower. Funny thing is hitler used to have the same attitude toward winning battles and look how that turned out

The best part is if some actual zoomer bae really did somehow show up and show some interest in him he would absolutely attribute it to his manifesting her and start going crazy about it, without the slightest awareness that he's using the same exact logic as religious types who claim god helped them out
 
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Why am I not surprised he would ask a question that stupid, not to mention going full retarded male feminist predator while doing it

No lucas, zoomer baes do not like it when creepy middle aged hobos with mental problems go on nonsensical rants about physics that a high school student could call him out for being wrong

Its clear he was not getting the response he was hoping from all his science posts yet was too stupid to put two and two together as to zoomers not liking those posts so he felt it necessary to actually ask unironically if this is the case, and in doing so out himself as astoundingly stupid to have to ask such a question. and for good measure he tries to throw in a little feminist manipulation bs
 
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Why am I not surprised he would ask a question that stupid, not to mention going full retarded male feminist predator while doing it

No lucas, zoomer baes do not like it when creepy middle aged hobos with mental problems go on nonsensical rants about physics that a high school student could call him out for being wrong

Its clear he was not getting the response he was hoping from all his science posts yet was too stupid to put two and two together as to zoomers not liking those posts so he felt it necessary to actually ask unironically if this is the case, and in doing so out himself as astoundingly stupid to have to ask such a question. and for good measure he tries to throw in a little feminist manipulation bs
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I anticipate he'll get the same level of engagement he always gets and will get really really mad.
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No one cares what you think, bud. You're a permanent unemployed, fat, schizofrenic freak who lives in a nursing home. You're one step above a vegetable.
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I always appreciate Lucas being so aware of what he says, lol.
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Cool story bro
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Hell Yeah. Different content. Frozen pizza roles and cigarettes butts will definitely draw in baby zooms zooms.
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Cheese too? Where the zoomers at?
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Yummy bong water. I'm sure weed is good for a schizofrenic.
 
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Gee, no red flags in that statement at all

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He looks awful in this pic, not to mention half wacked out of his mind. Careful there lucas. All that coffee might have you throwing that mug at the wall again. After all, you blame too much caffeine on that little incident don't you?
 
"I have to take my meds or I'm crazier than I already am! This is capitalism at work"
"BTW I like what sounds like a 5 year olds voice, shes 23"
 
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