Fatal Walter
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That's funny. Courtney Stodden is from Grays Harbor, Washington like Lucas and I lol
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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Indeed, not to mention she literally married a 50 year old guy who groomed her into it when she was 16, so old doug hutchinson was living lucas's dream there. There was ironically another poster earlier in that thread who made lucas's mistake of thinking it was legal cause she was 16 at the time per WA aoc laws, which obviously wasn't the case cause theres an age restriction on that as lucas now well knows. So what did they do? They pulled a technicality and got her mom to agree to let them get married which made it technically legal. Something lucas clearly hasn't caught on to. Probably better that he doesn't or I can absolutely see him trying to inch back to the 16 year olds and making it clear he wants to marry them first
But yeah, probably better that lucas never ran into her back in the day. He's exactly the kind of predator that would have jumped at the chance to take advantage of her
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Is there something in the water or what?
But it'd be funny watching him explain why he wants to marry their daughter, and he couldn't default to "18 is legal". Though I'm pretty sure he'd go with their fecundity or something ridiculous like that.
Dear God, please give Lucas the courage to start trying to explain this to people outside Facebook. I'd kill if another situation pops up to dispute the schizobabble like the telomeres researcher.
Edit: We got a food post!
Baby girl, are you tortured a bit?
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WonderWino
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The only thing anybody is missing out without him is having to watch lucas eat and put up with his presence. Not to mention his smell, crazy eyes and looney, inappropriate behavior. As always lucas is unable to comprehend that adult women make considerably more money than he does and can eat that stuff whenever they want to, without having to put up with him
That said there is not a single thing lucas should be eating in that entire meal given his health issues. He's been explicitly told to limit his protein consumption to as little as possible because of his failing kidneys yet here he is loading up on as much meat as possible
Something tells me lucas is entirely unaware of the fact that bulgogi beef is literally a north korean specialty brought to the west by defectors who hate socialism and communism because they lived the very existence that they lead to. So bragging about eating that stuff is very hypocritical of him as he is promoting a dish introduced by people who are extremely pro capitalism
Not that lucas would care even if he understood that, as he's a greedy hypocrite and doesn't care about anything food related except for how much of it he can stuff his face with
Also, that pic of him is just begging for an edit to replace the chopsticks with a big fat cock with the tagline enjoying a meal with my daddy and his extra long telomere cock
and of course lucas is bragging in the comments about how the rice was dope cause it was served piping hot and claims the pork belly was the 'crowning achievement' of the meal. Of course lucas would brag about shit tier meat that even alot of rural chinese won't touch, like its a fucking high end steak
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Melas Zomos
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I'm tortured that he's still alive
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Look at that fat cow spending up his retard bux at some overrated restaurant. I am sure all the baby zooms are impressed and are jealous that they aren't at dinner with some fat ragman. Our tax dollars at work, right here.
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Was
Wasn't Kurt Cobain from that area as well?
Fatal Walter
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Yeah, half the reason he never shuts up about Kurt Cobain is because of where he's from. The other half is Lucas literally being stuck in the 90s. I can't believe how often he calls women chicks in his posts.
Edit: I'm probably going to cover his tiktok soon because I feel like he might delete it if the comments piss him off enough.
Edit: I'm probably going to cover his tiktok soon because I feel like he might delete it if the comments piss him off enough.
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WonderWino
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In a just world lucas would have been the one to suck the shotgun and kurt would still be around
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The pigging out continues
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What's what you get for thinking the bulgogi and fried rice was bad. He sure showed you.
Assuming the pictures were posted when he was eating, this was only around 5 hours apart. Imagine eating a big, greasy lunch and thinking "I want something fried and a side of ranch" for an early dinner.
WonderWino
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That is absolutely what he did, he's done such things several times before. For example the infamous incident of him eating an entire burger meal with a bunch of extra appetizers and then a few hours later going off and eating an entire steak dinner and bragging about both of them by posting a bunch of pics. If lucas could afford to do it he would eat like that every single day and would have eaten himself to death a long time ago because of it
Its no wonder he shits so much eating all that fried food and overpriced trash. He legitimately thinks thats something to brag about as well. No doubt saying to himself 'look how much I shit! I shit like a well fed king! The fact that I do shows I can provide all kinds of food for you zoomer bae!' Which I bet is exactly why he brags about shitting all the time. Its like a roman or medieval aristocrat showing off how fat he is as proof of his wealth
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At least he didn't eat it from the floor as he's prone to do. TBD on whether he actually used silverware though since it's not a video. I know he posted the chopsticks, but that's a still image and there's a 0% chance he used those beyond the pic since it'd slow him down too much. Really zany that one of Lucas's go-to's is snapping a selfie of him putting food in his mouth.
I get why he does it. It's so he can brag about eating food and seduce a zoomer bae. What I don't understand is how he thinks that seduces the zoomer bae. Does he think restaurants are some sort of sacred, rare establishments reserved for the rich and powerful, or that zoomer baes don't go out to eat? TBF, there's credence to him believing the former since stars must align to enable him the opportunity to visit a restaurant.
The only plausible explanation is that Lucas, who lacks theory of mind and object permanence, is seduced by putting food in his mouth so clearly the zoomer baes must be too. Just like how zoomer baes are all socialist atheist zoomers who hate bigots and love older men.
Lucas's bragging is definitely something else. When it's related to him shitting or farting, what exactly is he trying to accomplish? It'd kinda make sense if he was fucking around with friends or something, but that's not the case here. Lucas doesn't really understand the concept of 'friends', nor does he have any. They only exist to do all the work and offer a zoomer bae on a platter.
Then you have the way he brags differently, like with food or rich parents. Those are so goofy because the obvious manipulation is so thinly veiled, he's the only one that doesn't realize how obvious it is. Then ofc you consider the only person who'd get manipulated by it is Lucas himself, and the way he effortlessly contradicts everything else he moos without realizing it. To top it all off, he's so laughably smug about it too. Myrna's baby boy thinks he's special and that no one else has ever eaten at a restaurant before or has money, even though he's the only one who cares about food like that and his perceived inheritance has no basis in reality.
So far a relatively quiet day for Lucas. Just one post and there's not even any comments under the fried pickle pic.
Great. Now please explain what the point is, Lucas. Where are you trying to go with this? It's basically a 'fact of the day' card you randomly pick up, but probably incorrect in some way if anyone cared enough to look into it.
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I think the restaurant flexing might be because he instinctively knows that he may have slight chance of scoring with a young girl who is destitute and homeless.
Over at another place, there was a poster who used to keep tabs on this homeless tweaker who always looked like he was about to start crying and/or shit himself. Tweaker dude managed to pick up some pudgy and toothless barely legal chick at a homeless shelter and took her out to eat pancakes at a diner. Extremely depressing.
Over at another place, there was a poster who used to keep tabs on this homeless tweaker who always looked like he was about to start crying and/or shit himself. Tweaker dude managed to pick up some pudgy and toothless barely legal chick at a homeless shelter and took her out to eat pancakes at a diner. Extremely depressing.
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It could just be a single tenant room instead of multiple bums in the same dwelling. He could have just been shuffled down the hallway and considers it an upgrade.
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Considering Lucas has been around homeless women for some time, it's a good idea that I'm surprised no woman has taken up his offer.
Which furthers my belief that all his bluster about wanting a zoomer bae is cope for him being a faggot.
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The Clinkerdaggers hotel feast was basically a fucking more expensive IRL recreation of Big Smoke's infamous order from GTA.
Lucas, when presented with money, simply goes off and lays on his back shirtless while he eats food all day.
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Don’t forget his magic fingers, puritans.