💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I'm not surprised lucas is worried about the shutdown cause he thinks he won't get his money next month if it stretches into november. Thats what it is, he doesn't give a shit about anybody else. He's also clearly misunderstanding what he's reading. Active duty soldiers are fed by the military. The only reason they would be at food banks like that is if they are living off base and have families they're getting it for. That is definitely not the majority. The fact he thinks a shutdown will cause the military to side with the antiifa loons and such shows how little he understands anything and how stupid he is. He's acting like shutdowns don't happen fairly regularly. They don't mean the country is about to implode and go into a revolution

and of course he thinks he is being clever by framing his wanting to date teenage girls as a science experiment - one that conveniently ignores all evidence of his history and behavior that show it would not end well for him, in favor of his own pre-determined conclusion. The exact opposite of how you're supposed to do an experiment. He is looking for evidence that supports his conclusion and only that and ignoring everything else to get the results he wants. and he wonders why he failed high school level biology

Luckily for him, we already know exactly how such a relationship would end for lucas

Something must have really pissed him off in the last couple days. He's going really manic with this shit

Perhaps lucas will get extra lucky and the shutdown will not only last well into december but at some point the post office will strike like in canada so lucas won't be able to get his tugboat or anything from myrna for his birthday. Then we'd see some prime mooing. Lucas would be absolutely livid if that happened. Condemned to ground turkey patties and a hardboiled egg snack for his 46th birthday. He'd be screeching about trump at that point, might even work himself up to another eastern state vacation

Also, since lucas likes to brag about all the walking he does and wants to meet little girls he should take a trip to london. They have the perfect event for him

On the other hand, i'm sure lucas would love to go on this run as well, given his love of tacos. I wonder which one he would pick if offered the choice between the muslim pedo run and the make a run for the toilet taco bell run

 

[Stinkyboy]

Ah yes, the soldiers that serve a Nazi POTUS. Of course they won't switch sides to the good.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

Ah yes, the soldiers that serve a Nazi POTUS. Of course they won't switch sides to the good.

They'll change their tune once Lucas teaches them the power of love for zoomer babes and communism.

 

[HackerX]

It's because of capitalism that Werner can't molest teenage girls. In a socialist utopia every middle aged broke weirdo would be provided their own teenage girl to molest

No you DUMMY. We're on a fascist capitalist theocracy. There's a difference! (Not really when it comes to Lucas. It's either good for Lucas or bad for Lucas. No nuance. No other meaning.)

Active duty soldiers are fed by the military. The only reason they would be at food banks like that is if they are living off base and have families they're getting it for. That is definitely not the majority.

You're giving him too much credit. Things like single soldiers eating at the dining facility for free, and basic allowance for substance (BAS) (i.e., if you live off base, you get a monthly allowance for food in place of the dining facility) aren't a blip on his radar. No idea of the shutdown impacts BAS since it's separate from normal pay, but I'd damn near guarantee no one in the US military will go without food during the shutdown.

and of course he thinks he is being clever by framing his wanting to date teenage girls as a science experiment - one that conveniently ignores all evidence of his history and behavior that show it would not end well for him, in favor of his own pre-determined conclusion.

TBF, this isn't the first time he's tried this scheme and it sure as hell won't be the last. Didn't work last time. Won't work this time
#Science
#Logic

It's so silly though because you can get a rough idea on why he thinks it'll work. That he developed an absolutely retarded theory that only logic, not a woman, can disprove. AND, if anyone attempts to disprove it in a method that doesn't involve a zoomer bae dating Lucas, they're actually a bigot. He's not am extremely lonely, creepy schizofrenic 45 year old who's obsessed with teenage girls. He's a scientist! The million dollar question is what percentage of this tactic is Lucas buying into the idea he's not an old, horny pervert, and what percentage of it is Lucas being malicious?

What kills me is how blatantly obvious his manipulation is. He's like a small child telling a story to an adult, and the adult keeps humoring the child to keep the story going. Only difference is that no one is humoring him! Or has humored him! There is no doubt in his mind that a woman would buy this.

The exact opposite of how you're supposed to do an experiment. He is looking for evidence that supports his conclusion and only that and ignoring everything else to get the results he wants. and he wonders why he failed high school level biology

Oh yeah. I love it. He even referenced the scientific method yesterday in one of many, many moos. Somehow he has gotten the idea that it's actually everyone else that needs to practice the scientific method, and by scientific method, means date him.

Lucas is essentially the polar opposite of the scientific method, as well as logic and reason whole we're on the matter. I think that's why it's so rich any time moos about science and logic. For the love of a Christ, you could do a case study on Lucas's inability or refusal to use logic, rational, and science.

How can someone project such an accurate and representative projection of themselves while having so little awareness how blatantly obvious is beyond me. I know everyone projects, in some form or fashion, to an extent, but you get such a crystal clear picture of what Lucas is thinking when he does it.

They'll change their tune once Lucas teaches them the power of love for zoomer babes and communism.

Lucas getting what he wants is one of the many Twilight Zone stories we'll never get to see. If he got everything his heart desires at the snap of a finger, he'd certainly still be mooing. At what topic? No idea, but it'd probably be centered around someone else having something he wants. To what extent? I imagine it'd be near-identical to now except the discourse would obviously have to change. No idea if he'd veer into "atheists are bigots", "socialism kills more people capitalism", or what, but those are questions we'll never get the answer to.


Now for our daily episode of How the Wern Turns. Kinda grabbed everything that either I know was posted or unsure if it was posted, so sorry if there's a re-post. Might edit in comments later, but meh.

Spoiler: Facebook

Spoiler: Tiktok

I'll keep this one separate though!

Myrna, would you mind telling us more about Lucas? Or do you just trot out this and his failing health to get boomer updoots on Facebook???

 

[WonderWino]

I see lucas is threatening people with guillotines again. Mr 'i'm totally non violent' loves to threaten to burn peoples businesses down and that the communists will guillotine you if you don't give him what he wants during his glorious revolution. If such a revolution were to take place lucas would lose his tugboat and the protection of society and would be one of the first people strung up for being a well known pedo. Lucas on the other hand thinks he's some valuable philosopher and big thinker and sees himself as the alfred rosenberg of the revolution that will have some revered position and all kinds of benefits. Much like every idiot who wants to start a communist revolution. Its no wonder stalin called these types useful idiots. Lucas doesn't even have the balls to actually participate in said revolution, like everything else he would expect everyone else to do the violent uprising part so he would have no risk of getting into trouble. I don't doubt he'd love to slip down to the local starbucks and burn the shit out of it, and red robin for banning him back in the day and the moment he thought the revolution was succeeding he would no doubt be screaming for the heads of everyone who knows anything about his history or who refuses to date him for being a creep

Also, calling being called out for being an incel 'monkshaming' is bizarre even by wern standards. Lucas is not a monk. Monks are religious, lucas is not. Monks follow strict rules, lucas refuses to follow rules, monks are celibate by choice, lucas is not by his own admission which is exactly why he is an incel. Though if his hairline keeps going the way it is he's going to end up with a hobo tonsure before too much longer

If lucas wants to ree about monks perhaps he should try to get king roy to bring back the medieval tradition of nobles having their own personal garden hermits that live on little shacks on their land and are fed, but expected to keep quiet and essentially be a living lawn gnome. Lucas ending his days as king roys personal garden hermit, with no access to the internet, an electric dog collar that shocks the shit out of him if he tries to leave his hermit hut and gets fed a daily bucket of fish heads in siracha ranch dressing would be quite a fate for him. Though unlike historical garden hermits lucas would have no wisdom to dispense to visitors or achieve any kind of religious enlightenment. But you can bet he'd brag about having his own place and being willing to share the fish head banquet with a zoomer bae

and of course he isn't aware, yet again, that women have historically been the largest and most fanatical supporters of fascism

You really have to wonder what the staff at mallon place and the other residents think of him. He must annoy the fuck out of people. Even when he's doped to the gills there he still has a hard time reigning in his behavior just enough to not work himself into a meltdown or do something illegal to get himself thrown out. Its funny that for all his reeeing about how he totally did nothing wrong at his previous fartbox you don't see him repeating his attempt to blackmail his neighbors or screaming at people for talking to somebody he wants. He knows that will end very badly for him and can control his behavior enough to behave himself when he chooses to

 

[Fatal Walter]

I covered Lucas again, who I feel like is trying to act smart because he feels foolish over the catfishing.
Edit: That was a screencap in my thumbnail from a recent short. His teeth are looking cartoonishly yellow here.

 

[WonderWino]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KP7fxYYD4t0I covered Lucas again, who I feel like is trying to act smart because he feels foolish over the catfishing.
Edit: That was a screencap in my thumbnail from a recent short. His teeth are looking cartoonishly yellow here.

For someone who doesn't smoke those are some impressively yellow teeth. He should return to his german king insanity and start calling himself der gelbmeister

 

[Purple_Urkel]

For someone who doesn't smoke those are some impressively yellow teeth. He should return to his german king insanity and start calling himself der gelbmeister

Are we sure he isnt related to german lolcow drachenlord?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

SSI continues during gov't shutdowns. Lucas should know that, I guess he never followed his finances well.

 

[mothman96]

That picture of Lucas Myrna says she and the Creep were somewhere in Europe- I think that picture is his high school picture. I also think he once complained that his mother and stepdad had gone to Europe and didn't take him.

ETA:
Correction: His parents didn't let him go on a high school trip to Europe. But still that picture of young lucas-- I still say it' his HS picture.

💀 Horrorcow Post in thread 'Lucas Werner'

Oct 29, 2020

Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.

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[WonderWino]

That picture of Lucas Myrna says she and the Creep were somewhere in Europe- I think that picture is his high school picture. I also think he once complained that his mother and stepdad had gone to Europe and didn't take him.

ETA:
Correction: His parents didn't let him go on a high school trip to Europe. But still that picture of young lucas-- I still say it' his HS picture.

💀 Horrorcow Post in thread 'Lucas Werner'

Oct 29, 2020

Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.

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Yeah thats definitely his high school picture. It says alot that myrna uses a high school picture from 1997 to brag about how 'handsome' lucas is, rather than a more modern picture. She knows how that would go over and that anybody seeing it would recognize lucas is a total nutjob just by looking at him. But no, myrna can't have that, can't have it getting out that lucas is a creepy pedo who looks like the kind of creep women warn their daughters to stay away from. No, that would reflect badly on myrna and make her look like a bad mother and we can't have that now can we

I wonder if we're going to get any wern style spaz outs from myrna as her dementia progresses, before the rest of the family quickly and quietly cart her off to a nursing home to keep her quiet

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On the other hand, if you're a woman you can be minding your own business standing on the sidewalk talking to some random man and lucas will waddle his fat ass by, take one look at you and start raging internally, and then pull out his phone and accuse you of having an orgy with the guy and being and being a bigot for not inviting him

and only the hot ones get that treatment lucas. Proving yet again he has no understanding of women

Lucas gets asked a question and answers it in a nonsensical way that has nothing to do with the question he was being asked

Lucas admitting he gets his knowledge of sex, women and relationships from porn again. He is clearly unaware that nobody gives a shit about playboy anymore and nobody ever read the fucking articles except women

Lucas making a fool of himself yet again. What about the womb he says, and of course despite all his reeeing about rich people he wants her to be rich to support him

Lucas bought the sjw nonsense about columbus starting a genocide. Columbus never set foot on the american continent and treated the taino fairly well by the standards of the time. He certainly didn't genocide anybody

Whats next? Is lucas going to claim the conquistadors went full treblinka on the aztecs and wiped them out? Completely ignoring the fact that there are many descendants of the aztecs alive today and that the spanish barely did shit to them and their empire was destroyed mostly by pissed off native tribes getting payback for centuries of being enslaved by the aztecs for use as target practice and human sacrifices?

Or is he going to claim this is somehow all tied into capitalism?

Lucas knows even less about history than he does about math

Yet another example of how astoundingly stupid lucas is. He quotes this as if its supposed to prove some kind of point that women should date him despite the fact not a single thing on that list even remotely applies to lucas in the slightest

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas will only date men who are 9s and 10s, just like Crusty Rusty.
And, no Lucas, it's not normal to fixate on girls/young women. The men that do so are generally trapped in a marriage with kids when they're your age.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas getting confused by the algorithm putting one of his posts out there. Too bad it didn't get thousands of laugh reacts. Lucas going manic and trying to ban 50,000+ people for laugh reacting him would have been hilarious. Though he should be concerned about getting put out there like that, as it means more people will end up finding out what kind of creep he is

No it won't. Its been invoked multiple times over the years without any issue

This coming from the moron who was gleefully gloating about charlie kirk being murdered

Lucas is trying to compare ICE holding facilities with fucking treblinka. Where are the people ICE rounds up? Deported back to their countries lucas. Thats literally the point. Or sitting in a facility waiting for a hearing before they're sent home. What does he think ICE does exactly? Lead the illegals into a shower room and gas them to steal their welfare tugboats for trump?

Lucas describes his own actions again without any self awareness

Libtard hobo in nursing home will criticize you for not wanting to date older women, but will turn around and not date older women himself because he's a hypocrite

 

[Stinkyboy]

Deported to random countries in South America, you mean.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas proving yet again he has no understanding of women, and being creepily 'scientific' and manipulative about his question. That shit will creep women out even more than just asking if if she gets wet alot

Also another catfishing attempt is clearly going on there. Said catfish account says shes from LA no less. Fucking lol

So left wing lunatics in authoritarian shitholes and the country that helped germany steal the gold, money and valuables from jews they murdered hate trump. You don't fucking say

 

[Stinkyboy]

the jews deserved it

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas admitting he made completely different and nonsensical arguments from the conversation he supposedly had a with a 'friend'

He really does do this alot it seems and is letting it slip out more and more that he does it, without apparently realizing it. Clearly the ethics argument there is googles actions vs firefox's not carbon footprints or some completely different random smaller company that has nothing to do with whats being argued at all. Its astounding just how little comprehension lucas has of even the simplest discussion. He literally goes off on entirely nonsensical and unrelated tangents cause he has absolutely no understanding of what people are saying to him, so he just assumes shit and makes up a bunch more shit to try to come up with some kind of argument. People must give lucas some really, really weird looks when he does this. Even the tards at mallon place must see this is looney behavior and how difficult he is to talk to about literally anything

Nonsensical gibberish that has nothing to do with the statement he made teo start the whole post. What the fuck do native american burial grounds have to do with any of that or how people act about them?

He thinks he found another gotcha with that. He didn't think that one through enough to consider there would be all kinds of factors in the answer to that question, from a religious standpoint. He is making alot of assumptions as well

 

[Blasterisk]

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He thinks he found another gotcha with that. He didn't think that one through enough to consider there would be all kinds of factors in the answer to that question, from a religious standpoint. He is making alot of assumptions as well

Let's give it up for Lucas Colby "I read the Bible more than most Christians" Werner, everybody.

There came to him some Sadducees, those who deny that there is a resurrection, and they asked him a question, saying, “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that if a man's brother dies, having a wife but no children, the man must take the widow and raise up offspring for his brother. Now there were seven brothers. The first took a wife, and died without children. And the second and the third took her, and likewise all seven left no children and died. Afterward the woman also died. In the resurrection, therefore, whose wife will the woman be? For the seven had her as wife.”

And Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and to the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage, for they cannot die anymore, because they are equal to angels and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection. But that the dead are raised, even Moses showed, in the passage about the bush, where he calls the Lord the God of Abraham and the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob. Now he is not God of the dead, but of the living, for all live to him.” Then some of the scribes answered, “Teacher, you have spoken well.” For they no longer dared to ask him any question.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas proving he has no idea of what virtue signaling is. He is saying this because he keeps getting called on doing it constantly. That is pure schizo nonsense

He is clearly unaware that he is referring to himself here, telling men not to be like him and women not to date men like him

Lucas repeating terms he's heard like 'eating the bugs' and proving he doesn't understand anything about 'green' energy or how its just as damaging to the environment as every other form of energy

Your actions speak for themselves lucas, as much as you might try to hide them and lie about them

 

[Hweeks]

He thinks he found another gotcha with that. He didn't think that one through enough to consider there would be all kinds of factors in the answer to that question, from a religious standpoint. He is making alot of assumptions as well

The funny thing is that very question was asked of Jesus in the Bible. He answered none as marriage is not a thing in heaven.