What does lucas even have to barter?
He can cook and pick up sticks! Now how would he go about finding a person willing to trade x product or x service for either of those is another question.
How much older does lucas need to be before his sex drive disables itself and humanity is spared?
There's no way it's not already dead. He's 45, very unhealthy, and on bushels of meds. Any one of those degrades the sex drive on a normal male, so I can't see how Lucas could have any juice on that tank. I imagine Lucas is simply stuck in his tardloop continuum out of habit and being grossly average to growth or change. The only halfway plausible explanation for him to still have a sex drive is if it's directly tied to some tarded portion of his defective brain. Though my bet is Lucas hasn't had an erection in at least 5 years.
On another note, seems like we'll get an answer to the "Is the Tiktok real" question soon enough.
I assume he means Saturday. Any idea when tardbucks are dispersed? If it's within the last day or so, that adds validity to this being Lucas. Either way, I don't trust Lucas (if this is him) to post about it when no one shows up so hopefully a Spokanian Good Samaritan can catch a glimpse and snag pictorial ebidence of Lucas being at Clinkerniggers. Although it also wouldn't shock me if he gets nervous and/or completely forgets about this whenever he wakes up from his pill-induced coma. So who knows.
Edit:
If he says it that means it has to be true!
Look at Myrna's smart lil' baby boy. What a logical and rational thinker who has all the information. You know it's correct because Lucas says so!
For pretty much anything that involves statistics, regardless of context, there's a kick-ass Mark Twain quote. "There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." Lucas's literally feeble mind could never grasp that concept though. His thought process goes like this.
-> Sees x
-> If likes/agrees with x, immediately moos about x and get frustrated if/when people call him a retard
-> If doesn't like x, either deny reality or moo angrily about x
-> If he REALLY likes x, hold onto x for decades. (Though I don't think Lucas is capable of adding any new x's to that category anymore. His brain is at capacity, and has been for 20 years.)
Counterpoint: Why is always degenerate hobos who's existence is subsidized by the taxpayer raging at billionaires.
It's a video, but you can obviously see what it's about. I love it when he's so insanely unaware he's projecting.
Dear Lord.
The moment of reckoning is upon us! Fingers crossed.
Second Edit:
It's God's fault, and his friend Jesus, that Lucas has no girlfriend. Neither of them are real though. Except when Lucas needs to quote a passage that was conveniently real because it says to give Lucas a girlfriend. Unfortunately, all the people who do think they're real don't understand the scripture like he does and actually are all classist bigots.
TBF, this is probably the least dumb thing Lucas has said, probably ever. Sure, he's saying it because he wants to make sure everyone knows how smart he is, and I'd argue there are much better ways to technically phrase what he's trying to say but that's asking too much.
Clinkerniggers Status
Not much else. No pics or anything like that,
but the lonely post would coincide with this.
Edit 3: The Screedening
He's losing his mind!
Well Mr. Lucas, I think it's safe to say women don't like you either.
Oh dear. Where to start.
- "It's all decent" says man who has openly opined for the perfect woman for more than 10 years, if not his entire adult life.
_ "If we can't communicate in a civil way that acknowledges both parties were in a bad situation". Firstly, LOL. Lucas can only communicate in the most fundamental aspect. Basically just enough to make someone else is aware he exists. That's it. He's literally not capable of two-way conversation. While he does give off the appearance that he can converse like a human, it doesn't extend beyond that. "We're in a bad situation" is Lucas lingo for 'you have to be nice to me because I'm a fat, old, schizofrenic hobo and my Mom said everyone should be nice to be 40 years ago.'
- Honest to God, he's trying to explain how hate-fucking works in his head. Inability to think abstractly is on full display. Then something about science, telling women to stop having sex with other men, and being mad about being called an incel. Something about gay men on there too.
- One moment he thinks it's hilarious to be called an incel, the next he's mad. LOL. Talking about other men's dicks for some reason (he's gay).
- "At least I'm putting in the effort to be less insufferable than ..." LOL on that one boss. Lucas is raging at pretend arguments he has with grouper's apparently.
- Did anyone know else know you can't not women OR men? That's illegal! Who knew that was illegal? I can't be the only one.
- Lucas still big mad at being called an incel. He says it's hilarious, but I'm thinking he's lying!
- "If my behavior offends you, good. I'm not doing this fake alpha crap of letting some other dude's league parameters parading as enlightenment from the right-wing pipeline of shit define me." Nigga WHAT? None of this is coherent. The only thing I can gather is calling Lucas an incel means your enlightened?
- "Your bro-sheep social credit score means nothing." I mean, it means something if everyone else besides you is having sex. When that's what you want more than anything, but the reason(s) it doesn't happen to inexplicable. (Well, inexplicable to him.)
- "You believe in nothing." Dear God. He's trying to take the moral high ground. LOL
Holy motherload of marvelous mooing, Batman! I'll say that while there's still no evidence of the Tiktok being Lucas, these posts definitely give off the vibe of Lucas sitting at Clinkerniggers alone while watching women with men and seething at the implicit sex and orgies that go along with it. Guess I'll start:
- Lucas trying to science love again. Kinda hilarious when you consider the countless, countless posts about wanting love because, but it's all just quantifiable, tangible molecules you can make in a lab according to him.
- AHHH, apparently if women don't want to fuck Lucas, it means your brain and genetics are damaged. (God, I love this projection. How the man can simultaneously understand himself so well, yet so little, is beyond me.)
- Something about blunt forced trauma is what caused the damage?
- "Is pizza a good date?" Lucas is still trying to figure out the secret code to go on a date. I guess he determined the answer is not steak, but it could be pizza. Food is what he knows best, afterall!
- LOL. Basically "It's fine if you believe in Jesus; I don't, but if you don't believe this specific scripture says you should fuck then we're not on the same page. Also Jesus said you shouldn't fuck other guys if you understood the context, but I'll spell it out for you. You're actually a bigot if you don't fuck me and God said I should be rewarded with generosity by you fucking me."
- "Anyone who can afford pizza more than once a month is greedy and classist. <Something something something> Jesus told me you're actually evil."
- "I'm a leftist and I'm attracted to hot 18-24 year old men. My last relationship was 14 years ago. She was 18 years older than me and I fingerbanged an 18 year old woman when I was 34. I also dated a senior when I was a sophomore in highschool. (Can't stop lol'ing out loud because he's obviously lying all over the place and generally being insane.) If it's fine to date someone two years older than you, it's fine to date an 18 year old as a 45 year old schizofrenic hobo. You're actually a bigot if you think otherwise, and you should stop being a bigot."
- Back to arguing love is real. "It's everyone else that's hateful and they should watch out or else they'll start balding, get grey hair, and wrinkles." (HOW DOES HE NOT REALIZE HE'S DESCRIBING HIMSELF???)
- "You're a bigot and the same as a those Drumpf supporters. How come I'm allowed to say I want to fuck Dolly Parton, but you get mad if I say the same about Greta Thundberg when she's 22. Oh, also you're a bigot and you're weird because you're a bigot." (I can't even. It's all too much. Way too much.)
- "Women, think logically for a moment. You're actually just as much of a bigot as a MAGA clown. The fact you won't fuck me means you have cognitive dissonance. (LOL. Echoes of the video Lucas posted earlier. Little does he know....Little does Lucas know.)
- "Women, if you think me trying to date an 18-24 year old woman is creepy, that's cognitive dissonance. Oh, you're also Ava Braun. I've been called feminist more than I've been called an incel (PRESSING X TO DOUBT) and that shouldn't be considered an insult."
"Teenagers should date me because I'm older and like sex. Can't you tell by all these places it
totally happened fr fr? I'm definitely not making any of this up." (Well, besides the kitchen one. He's been pretty consistent there, though that could easily be a long-running lie.)
" Want woman. I'll cook you my specialities and pick up sticks."
"Jesus, if he were real, wasn't the only one who said you should fuck me. Karl Marx said so to. Are you getting wet yet?"
" I'm so smart that I'll feed AI prompt that explains why you should fuck me."
That's it. Finally caught up. I'm not sure if something happened to trigger these shenanigans or what. Only potential explanations I can think of that aren't Lucas being Lucas are: (Although that's still very possible, but he has definitely been a bit more unhinged than usual today. There's still more day left to go too!)
- Some woman he was DMing called him and incel. It's possible it happened IRL too I guess. Maybe a new female resident at Malon Place turned him down?
- Sat alone at Clinkerniggers watching everyone else that is obviously having huge sex orgies and inviting everyone else
BUT him because they're bigots.
- Read through comments on that one Facebook post that was caught on by the masses. Instead of a dozen or so people calling him a fat, retarded incel, it was thousands. For reference:
It's finally starting to slow down. Kinda doubt this explanation because I don't see any replies from Lucas in it, so he'd have to hunker down, glue his eyes to the screen, and read the devestation without mooing back at people.
- New meds or didn't take meds. The latter is the most explicable.
woman because he's hoping they're naive enough for him, does he believe that a late-teens/early-twenties woman is a wholey separate entity than a slightly older woman? Are 20 year old women and 28 year old women apples to oranges in his tarded mind? I guess that's true to an extent, it's not true to the extent he seems to believe. Is he even aware (lol no) of that line of separation that only exists in his mind?
