💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
The best fate for Lucas in Norkland would be kept alive and trotted around as a propaganda tool.

"Look, we've captured a real life American dog! Look at how much it eats and how it thinks of pedophilia non-stop! Imagine a whole country filled with such creatures!!!"
Lucas is then wheeled out in front of the camera, shoving his face full of food.
The funny thing is back in the cold war era that was the kind of thing north korea might have actually done....and then forced him to work in the fields on a starvation diet when they realized he's too stupid to learn korean like that one defector back in the 60s. You really have to wonder what the north koreans would think seeing him in person, between the weird behavior and mannerisms, narcissism and sheer obesity, while still claiming to support communism. They'd think he was some kind of grotesque monster living like a parasite at the expense of poor americans. No way they'd kidnap a european bride for him though, and even if they did he'd spaz out, refuse her and probably get himself into major trouble over the whole situation cause they'd kidnap an age appropriate woman not a big tittted, communist teen slut that has a fetish for hobos with tiny cocks that smell of piss and onions

HackerX said:
Says the man who's a parasite by every political, economical, and societal definition.
Its astounding how deep his lack of self awareness and abject stupidity truly are that he can quote his own behavior to a T, rightfully point out he's a parasite and then not recognize he's describing himself

HackerX said:
Look how smart Myrna's baby boy is! Definitely doesn't come off as a schizofrenic retard or anything.
I had to stare at that 'explanation' for solving the problem for a good 3 minutes and I still can't figure out just what in the fuck its trying to do, despite understanding the answer is 3 just fine, cause I learned how to do basic fucking math in school like a normal person and being a fucking programmer with a math background. That shit looks like its tied into that common core nonsense, which makes me think its something he is repeating from the college math course he was forced to take and failed at rather quickly, yet thinks this will make him sound smart

If that is in fact common core related then somebody needs to go down there and smack the shit out of whoever approved allowing that abomination of a math explanation into the US school system

HackerX said:
Everyone's seen your online behavior though, my dude. They've also seen your normal behavior because it's identical.
Exactly. He's talking like an abuser. Plenty of people have seen his public behavior. He's been thrown out of apartments for blackmail attempts, out of shelters for harassing women and done jail time for domestic violence and thats just a small sample of his history

HackerX said:
Hell yeah! Returning to some of the classics!
Even the roaches don't lick their lips at the idea of eating anything with lucas. and of course he completely misses the insult with the fresh outta divorce vibes comment and how bad his behavior comes off as cause of it and treats it as a serious statement.

HackerX said:
Double LOL
I would never abuse you, girl

Uh huh, thats exactly what an abuser would say. Nobody who isn't an abuser would go out of their way to tell somebody that. Just like nobody who isn't a cheater or liar goes out of their way to point out how much they're not a cheater or a liar. He says this shit like it a) isn't common knowledge that he's been literally jailed for domestic violence, stalking and violating a restraining order and b) like it isn't a literal matter of public record per WA state legal records that anybody can look up easily

Kromir said:
Does Lucas ever think about trying a different tactic?
No, he doesn't. That would require both self reflection and a tacit admission that what he's spent literally years doing was both inappropriate and was never going to work to begin with. Lucas doubles down on shit as a matter of course cause he thinks everything he does is plenty good

Kromir said:
Also its rich that this fat fuck wants to talk about grocery prices, What does he know? This is the only shopping he has ever done
Exactly. He isn't even allowed to cook anymore and doesn't have the money to buy groceries even if he was and when he did buy groceries his shopping list was somewhere between a dirt poor college student, an alcoholic and an 8 year old. I like cheese as much as the next guy and stock up on it when the good stuff goes on sale but lucas does that shit as a matter of course and would do it as often as possible if he had the money and cooking space to do so

HackerX said:
Not at all. Idk if it's some sort of psychological block that stops him from advancing his thoughts, ideas, rationale, etc., or what, and my best guess is he'd have a full-blown, irrecoverable meltdown if he ever did. It'd be one thing if his brain gap only applied to a handful of things, but nope. The dude simply doesn't have the skills to identify, adapt, and overcome. Ya know, the skill that's innate to the human species at varying extent. He's human antithesis to the scientific method.
Exactly. Its like I said before, lucas is the closest thing to an inner party member as we'll ever see in real life, complete with the ability to engage in literal crimestop exactly as described by orwell

“Crimestop means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction. Crimestop, in short, means protective stupidity.”


Now tell me that doesn't describe lucas's way of thinking to a T
 
You might be on to something. These 4 American defectors were actually provided with wives they kidnapped from other countries since they wouldn't let them marry Koreans and they were used in movie production as the villainous Americans.

Unfortunately it doesn't sound like any of the woman provided were 16 so lucas is still shit out of luck. Imagine them trying to use lucas for movies but failing due to lucas being too inept to perform even basic actions.




But hey that's more than those greedy american capitalist pigs ever offered to lucas (besides free food, shelter, internet, entertainment)
 
You really have to wonder what the north koreans would think seeing him in person, between the weird behavior and mannerisms, narcissism and sheer obesity, while still claiming to support communism. They'd think he was some kind of grotesque monster living like a parasite at the expense of poor americans.
Either that or they'd believe he's the literal representation of all the anti-US propaganda, and TBH, they wouldn't be wrong. They know that someone like Lucas would have been killed off a long time ago in their society.
Its astounding how deep his lack of self awareness and abject stupidity truly are that he can quote his own behavior to a T, rightfully point out he's a parasite and then not recognize he's describing himself
I can only imagine what someone like Carl Jung would think of him. Really, any introspective, analytical psychologist that dives uber deep into the human psyche. I want that to happen, then immediately read the book or report that's public after.
That would require both self reflection and a tacit admission that what he's spent literally years doing was both inappropriate and was never going to work to begin with.
Years?? Decades, if not his entire conscious existence. I honestly wonder if Lucas has ever problem-solved an abstract problem.
Exactly. Its like I said before, lucas is the closest thing to an inner party member as we'll ever see in real life, complete with the ability to engage in literal crimestop exactly as described by orwell

“Crimestop means the faculty of stopping short, as though by instinct, at the threshold of any dangerous thought. It includes the power of not grasping analogies, of failing to perceive logical errors, of misunderstanding the simplest arguments if they are inimical to Ingsoc, and of being bored or repelled by any train of thought which is capable of leading in a heretical direction. Crimestop, in short, means protective stupidity.”


Now tell me that doesn't describe lucas's way of thinking to a T
By God, that's him. Do they explain how they make that happen for someone? Maybe it'll provide a viable explanation. Either way, I know "1984 is meant to be fiction, not reality" is basically a meme at this point for how much it does effectively describe modern day, but Jesus. Lucas. How???
But hey that's more than those greedy american capitalist pigs ever offered to lucas (besides free food, shelter, internet, entertainment)
As much as I hate his mooing over politics, economics, society, the bigots, etc., I always enjoy when he moos about all the things his communist utopia would provide when he unironically gets all those things already. And has been his entire life. His lack of self-awareness is a trope at this point, but it's hilarious that he's ultimately mooing over the lack of a government provided Gen Z bae. That's all it boils down to. Not sure why he thinks that would be provided in his communist utopia, other than his bizarre belief the entirety of Gen Z (along with most of millennials, probably Gen Alpha too) are socialists, and they're either anti-Lucas bigots or they're all too afraid to date him for some reason. It's all nonsensical.

So I'm peering through Tiktok comments because it seems we get more classic Lucas there. He's generally more responsive and retarded as usual. My best guess is he genuinely thinks he can attract a zoomer bae on that platform, over Facebook and YouTube. What's great is I imagine most of the people who comment are aware of the moocow and his proclivities so they're more straightforward. Also gonna grab who he follows.

Kind of an expected mix of teenage girls, socialist, and atheist. It's interesting how there are some women who appear middle-aged with kids. My guess is either they echo Lucas's tarded political/economics OR they post their daughters on Tiktok. Not gonna look into it because I don't want to know the answer.
Mr. JimBallzzz also makes an experience. Say what you will about him, but the dude is absolutely committed to his cause.
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An interesting mix of everything Lucas that isn't constantly sperging religion, politics, economics, etc. You get a good grasp at how abysmal he is with human interaction as well as how desperate he is. Profile pics be damned too! Are you a dude or an anime character? "Do you live in Spokane?" "Are you 18-24?" "DM me." Doesn't matter?
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To top it off, a clip that will surely land him a Gen Z bae.


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Except for the time Walmart did hire you part-time and you were gone about a month later. You know that job coach or whatever you're talking about? They're explicitly in the pipeline to find part-time jobs for people like you, but a violent, fat, low skill, schizofrenic retard with only a few months total of job experience is REALLY hard to sell to prospective employers.
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LOL. His cope changes from needing glases, needing shoes, to this now. And no you mongoloid, there is no cap. That's just a pretend limitation for retards like you so they can have an excuse for why they won't work. Also, sperging about not being on your meds? Nigga, you're not much better when you're on them.
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Money, nor girlfriend, nor job would fix anything.
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LOL, shit like this is what Lucas thinks validate everything he believes. Now tell me, Mr. Werner, why aren't zoomer baes throwing themselves at you if they are socialists, communists, and atheists and ALL their men go to church???
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We know you're neither of those things. You're a parasite. You've already established this because you take pride in it. None of what you say matters because you're an undisputed detriment to society and humanity as a whole.
 
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yeah there is a cap, but if you're earning enough to hit it, you're probably working a real job, not night cashier at the gas station
 
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Except illegals do get free healthcare and are rather famous for getting free healthcare. It pisses tons of people off who can't afford healthcare because they're legal citizens. Lucas is so fucking stupid its unreal

Also lol at him admitting to being on a 'bushel' of meds. That is basically admitting he's on a shit ton of them, I don't think he knows what the proper usage of the word bushel is or what a bushel even is
 
Also lol at him admitting to being on a 'bushel' of meds. That is basically admitting he's on a shit ton of them, I don't think he knows what the proper usage of the word bushel is or what a bushel even is
I imagine that instead of those tiny medicine cups, they have to use a solo cup to hold all his pills. It probably looks like Skittles.

Tiktok post/replies. I'm a huge fan of this since I think he thinks there's less awareness and visibility on his actions.
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Is he coming out as gay?
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LOL
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He's primed and ready for another catfish. Also, I'm 99% he's asked that same question to that same person several times already. What's worse is he's following her, her profile pic clearly shows an older woman, and fucking '68' is in the account name. Albeit I don't know what, if anything, that account posts on Tiktok, I'd place my bet that this person is not Gen Z. Even though I'm sure they've either ignored Lucas's previous pronging OR have already told Lucas they are not in fact, Gen Z.
 
So wait, is the TS short for transexual?
Lucas wants a "girlfriend" now? Did I read this correctly?
 
So wait, is the TS short for transexual?
Lucas wants a "girlfriend" now? Did I read this correctly?
Potentially, or at the very least, he wants schlong
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Comments from his most recent post about not being exclusive. He ain't gonna like those.

Older Tiktok post, where he is obsessed with a juicy, phallic object.
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He likes "drippy sausage", whatever that means...
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Lucas being Lucas.

And a good ole Facebook post to cleanse the palate. The focus is definitely on Tiktok more though. He's posting less and not getting that many comments or emojis. I guess he's blocked 90% of the most recent userbase who discovered the schizo moocow.
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Another zany board game brought to you by the schizofrenic mind that has created several incoherent board games. Including his most recent one, Realm of the Round, which made Lucas really mad and stopped mentioning it immediately after no one gave a shit. It could be worse, TBH. At least his tardbux allowance isn't going to food.
 
Potentially, or at the very least, he wants schlong
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Comments from his most recent post about not being exclusive. He ain't gonna like those.
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Older Tiktok post, where he is obsessed with a juicy, phallic object.
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He likes "drippy sausage", whatever that means...
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Lucas being Lucas.

And a good ole Facebook post to cleanse the palate. The focus is definitely on Tiktok more though. He's posting less and not getting that many comments or emojis. I guess he's blocked 90% of the most recent userbase who discovered the schizo moocow.
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Another zany board game brought to you by the schizofrenic mind that has created several incoherent board games. Including his most recent one, Realm of the Round, which made Lucas really mad and stopped mentioning it immediately after no one gave a shit. It could be worse, TBH. At least his tardbux allowance isn't going to food.
Yet again lucas brings up his 'gift economy' to try to paint it as something other than 'with communism I don't expect to be given everything for free! I just get lots of gifts!' like something the mafia would come up with. He also doesn't understand why every barter system historically became a monetary system eventually - because a barter system doesn't work for a larger civilization and isn't practical for one. It isn't practical to pay everybody in chickens or axe handles or whatever it is you happen to have for everything. The solution was creating a monetary system so people could get paid with something that they could use to get what they do need

This incredibly simple concept eludes lucas and shows how stupid he truly is. He also acts like communism doesn't involve money and is some kind of barter economy

That said, the more I see that tiktok the more convinced I am that there is no wat thats actually lucas. Its definitely a troll pretending to be lucas. Thats not lucas's style at all, writing or behavior. Whoever that is is clearly trying to fuck with lucas and make him spaz out when he sees it. This is exactly the kind of shit that lets lucas weasel out of responsibility for his actions and point to to claim he didn't do any of the shit we have proof of him doing
 
Potentially, or at the very least, he wants schlong
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Comments from his most recent post about not being exclusive. He ain't gonna like those.
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Older Tiktok post, where he is obsessed with a juicy, phallic object.
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He likes "drippy sausage", whatever that means...
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Lucas being Lucas.

And a good ole Facebook post to cleanse the palate. The focus is definitely on Tiktok more though. He's posting less and not getting that many comments or emojis. I guess he's blocked 90% of the most recent userbase who discovered the schizo moocow.
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Another zany board game brought to you by the schizofrenic mind that has created several incoherent board games. Including his most recent one, Realm of the Round, which made Lucas really mad and stopped mentioning it immediately after no one gave a shit. It could be worse, TBH. At least his tardbux allowance isn't going to food.
'Realm of the Round' is probably what the nurses at Mallon Place call Lucas's room.
 
This incredibly simple concept eludes lucas and shows how stupid he truly is. He also acts like communism doesn't involve money and is some kind of barter economy
He thinks everyone places the same exact value on the same exact things he does. It's why getting paid twice in sandwiches is effectively a full-time job as a voice actor. What's worse is he lack the capacity of abstract thinking so he's got no idea why people value certain things he doesn't, or even how they value it.

For example, the concept of a house and car have a certain monetary value that Lucas understands (he actually doesn't but that's not the point), but he has no grasp that people view those things as shelter or transportation in the same way normal people do. In his mind, 20x Clinkerniggers meals (just throwing a number out there, though he probably thinks it's even less) is the barter equivalent to a freakin' car. He'd 10000% trade the car and think the person who traded the Clinkerniggers meals was a damn fool he just swindled.
That said, the more I see that tiktok the more convinced I am that there is no wat thats actually lucas. Its definitely a troll pretending to be lucas. Thats not lucas's style at all, writing or behavior. Whoever that is is clearly trying to fuck with lucas and make him spaz out when he sees it. This is exactly the kind of shit that lets lucas weasel out of responsibility for his actions and point to to claim he didn't do any of the shit we have proof of him doing
I'm still about 50/50. You could explain the more...relaxed...writing and desperation on Lucas believing there's less visibility on him. Everyone has obviously seen how real Lucas creeps through his social media since he can't control himself, but there's an invisible filter that Lucas attempts to put on between how he acts IRL and how he acts online. Is that filter retarded? Yes. Does it work? No, not really, but it exists nonetheless.

There's a lot of mannerisms that are definitely Lucas-like, like people saying "Yikes" and him responding "What". Or him getting mad at people calling him "Unc". I'm not saying that a troll wouldn't have the level of commitment necessary to do this since roughly August, but it'd definitely be require a level commitment.

However, it's not exactly difficult to duplicate his behavior since his behavior, mannerisms, style, or even words have never changed nor ever will. Additionally, the content itself is mostly either Lucas's usual retard screed or old shit with new/additional text and perspective. The account is definitely doing the former a lot more lately over the latter. Plus the latter requires a level of technical expertise that I don't believe Lucas has. (Not much TBH since it's just recycling old clips/videos, but that's difficult for a retard of his caliber.)
 
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He thinks everyone places the same exact value on the same exact things he does. It's why getting paid twice in sandwiches is effectively a full-time job as a voice actor. What's worse is he lack the capacity of abstract thinking so he's got no idea why people value certain things he doesn't, or even how they value it.

For example, the concept of a house and car have a certain monetary value that Lucas understands (he actually doesn't but that's not the point), but he has no grasp that people view those things as shelter or transportation in the same way normal people do. In his mind, 20x Clinkerniggers meals (just throwing a number out there, though he probably thinks it's even less) is the barter equivalent to a freakin' car. He'd 10000% trade the car and think the person who traded the Clinkerniggers meals was a damn fool he just swindled.
Lucas doesn't understand why monetary systems exist instead of barter systems. The idea that trading money instead of goods and services means you have an item you can use to get whatever you need rather than having someone pay you in something you don't want. If you're a blacksmith or a fletcher you're going to have a more difficult time bartering for stuff because not everybody needs arrows or wants to be compensated in tools, weapons or armor for whatever they're selling. People figured this out as soon as the earliest real civilizations were founded and switched to a monetary system. Bartering worked before that because before that populations were small, nomadic and always had a need for just about everything to some degree or another and what they did have to trade was mostly practical stuff everybody needed like food, weapons, tools and clothing, not more specific things with limited use and value to the average person like thatchers. Its not like everybody has a house they need to have rethatched every time they want to buy something

That this very simple concept eludes lucas is astounding. Even by idiot standards this is both concerning and shocking. The average 4 year old would understand this concept if it was explained to him. Lucas, who is pushing 46 doesn't have the slightest understanding of it at all. Like you said he values things like sandwiches and food so being paid in food as a barter makes sense to him - because the government handles everything he needs from a monetary standpoint and homeless shelters are there if he needs a place to stay. It doesn't occur to him that this bizarre reasoning doesn't apply to everybody else or that if your employer tried to pay you in sandwiches you'd tell them to fuck off and pay you properly in actual money. It reminds me of the stuff he posted years ago when he was claiming he could steal anyones girlfriend and would if a guy brought a woman with him to his apartment. He flat out said if you have a girlfriend and bring her around his place expecting to stay he wouldn't allow it, he'd take her and she would be his girlfriend and you could stay at the homeless shelter. It was a really bizarre rant and shows how he views everything including people as things that can be bartered to get what he wants. Its why he keeps reeing about flatbills having secret hoards of women they refuse to share - because in his looney worldview he believes said flatbills are being greedy cause they won't trade him a girlfriend for a steak dinner or a pizza or whatever. To say nothing of how it outs his beliefs that women are property without agency to be traded like medieval peasants or goat herders in pakistan. Yes saar I will trade you my zoomer sister for 2 cows from your dads farm and a steak dinner from clinkerdaggers my friend lucas. She is very fertile and will produce many children I swear by allah saar

It also never occurs to him that he's openly advertising his views about women when he does this and that people recognize it, so he loses his shit and screams that everybody else is a greedy bigot whenever he is called out for it, and then switches back to reeing about how greedy men are hoarding women from him. He legitimately thinks everything including women are for sale and should be given to him if he's willing to offer the right thing in return (which frustrates him because he can never figure out what or how much to offer to make this happen) or should be given to him as some kind of reward for 'good' behavior and showing how totally good and generous person he is by buying people a pizza he eats half of anyway

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Trump is far more in touch with people and the world in general than lucas could ever hope to be
 
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Dear Lord, Lucas's benefits per Lucas:

- He doesn't want to be fat.

- He roams the Malon Place grounds.

- He's consistently fat. (LOL)

- He believes he's a chef, even though everyone has seen the monstrosities he's conjured. Cobe's food hacks were exponentially more sensical and better. (Even though Lucas is currently not allowed to cook because he lives in a nursing home.)

- He'll do household chores, like pick up sticks.

- He's got a mysterious circle of zoomer friends (obv not real, but that'd raise many red flags considering he's almost 46)

- He doesn't want a long-distance relationship. (Not sure how you'd consider that a benefit of dating Lucas)

- He believes an attentive listener, LOL. Even if you were to give him that, which he's not, there is zero value in his listening skills unless you just want someone to vent to. Even that'd be a stretch because you know Lucas would do everything in his power to mKe the conversation about his need for food and a Gen Z girlfriend.

- He's Myrna's smart lil' baby boy!

- "How to please woman of high caliber" says man who has had the cops get involved repeatedly in his interactions with woman. I guess that'd technically be true if a "woman of high caliber" has a fetish for calling the cops to get restraining orders, kick Lucas out of homeless shelter, ban Lucas from Starbucks, etc. That's the only way he could please anyone.
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Great meme, Lucas!

And not much going on the Tiktok front so far. Just this:
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Dear Lord, Lucas's benefits per Lucas:

- He doesn't want to be fat.

- He roams the Malon Place grounds.

- He's consistently fat. (LOL)

- He believes he's a chef, even though everyone has seen the monstrosities he's conjured. Cobe's food hacks were exponentially more sensical and better. (Even though Lucas is currently not allowed to cook because he lives in a nursing home.)

- He'll do household chores, like pick up sticks.

- He's got a mysterious circle of zoomer friends (obv not real, but that'd raise many red flags considering he's almost 46)

- He doesn't want a long-distance relationship. (Not sure how you'd consider that a benefit of dating Lucas)

- He believes an attentive listener, LOL. Even if you were to give him that, which he's not, there is zero value in his listening skills unless you just want someone to vent to. Even that'd be a stretch because you know Lucas would do everything in his power to mKe the conversation about his need for food and a Gen Z girlfriend.

- He's Myrna's smart lil' baby boy!

- "How to please woman of high caliber" says man who has had the cops get involved repeatedly in his interactions with woman. I guess that'd technically be true if a "woman of high caliber" has a fetish for calling the cops to get restraining orders, kick Lucas out of homeless shelter, ban Lucas from Starbucks, etc. That's the only way he could please anyone.
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Great meme, Lucas!

And not much going on the Tiktok front so far. Just this:
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I am not expressing a desire to be overweight

Thats a really weird way to say that on his part. He's clearly using phrases he's heard but doesn't understand how to use properly and says it in a way that makes him sound like an alien

I engage in daily walks

So does my dog. There isn't a zoomer on this planet that wouldn't date my dog before lucas. Not to mention wandering up and down the hallways of a nursing home wearing headphones and muttering to yourself while getting angry and frantically posting shit during manic periods is hardly something to brag about

and appear to maintain a consistent weight

a consistent weight of over 300lb. Thats not something to boast about unless you're a sumo wrestler. He's also using weird phrasing again. The way he is talking sounds like he's getting ideas off of some article about writing resume cover letters that his tard wrangler gave him when he was trying to get a job

I possess culinary skills

If being able to produce the most appalling, inedible abomination possible that the nazis would have used to feed death camp inmates as a way to torture them even more is considered a culinary skill then sure. On that note, imagine being liberated from a german concentration camp and finally having the opportunity to get some food into you and then seeing that the army cook responsible for everyones meals is lucas. That would be doubly worse for americans liberated from japanese pow camps. Welcome back soldier! You're lucky to have survived! Now enjoy a big dish of the werns pasta special - with 5lb of cheese, served in a reduced sprite and ranch dressing sauce

I am willing to perform household chores


Says the guy who lived in filth in his fartboxes, admitted to cleaning the bathroom floor in previous residences with a toilet brush and nearly lit his oven and toaster oven on fire on multiple occasions. But don't worry he's totally safe to have wander the woods picking up sticks

The only positive thing about a long distance relationship with lucas is that you never have to be anywhere near him

and if he is so adamant about not wanting to be fat why doesn't he actually exercise and why does he make a point of eating everything can get his hands on

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This is what his communist paradise looks like. Note that what few people you can see enough of to make out what they're supposed to be, everybody is either fairly old or a child. Think about that for a second. I'd really like to know what he put in the prompt for that one. Clearly he is including his pedo shit in that communist utopia of his and that picture proves it. Its very telling as to what he was thinking at the time

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aka I dump a bunch of schizo nonsense into the prompt and let the AI make shit up and call it a game. Nigger sounds like a low IQ marketing student trying to bs a teacher about how much work he put into a project. Speaking of which, i'd bet money that if they had this ai shit when he was at SCC he'd have used it for projects and got kicked out for it

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Lucas not realizing the guy is being sarcastic and fucking with him

I wonder if the AI is flagging some of the pedo shit lucas is undoubtedly putting into the prompts to make god knows what kind of horrifying porn. I'll laugh my ass off if he gets busted trying to make ai cp cause he got flagged enough times and reported to the cops
 
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