💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I agree that he tries to be manipulative, he's just really bad at it. I think that a LOT of his online persona/character is basically manipulative it's just that it's a really stupid way to do it and will never work. Don't get me wrong, he's dumb as a post and fundamentally broken in the brain, but I do think he meets the basic definition of a manipulator because he's trying to basically "trick" people into acting a certain way.

Lucas is manipulative in his pathetic efforts trying anything to get people to see he's plenty good, and thus not be so alone and broken. And then the few times Lucas has briefly had things going his way, like the New Apartment video... fuck y'all, you can only be near me if you bring your bitch over for me to fuck. Lucas is just a stupid animal.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I know late, but how can he continue to be so stupid?
He really doesn't understand anything about politics, retail, human rights, the list goes on.
He doesn't know shit about shit, then tells other people he know best.
I think that's the thing that drives me to follow his exploits.
It even applies to his pedophilia. Those laws are for YOU not HIM. Give him a... is he still after zoomers, or has he gone to a younger generation in public?

 

[HackerX]

The Daily Moo

Spoiler: Sperging

Chief Master of economics at work

Wasn't his number at 260,000 yesterday? What's his definition of a big business???Also, what's worse is you can't even tell Lucas true information because his mind is already controlled by retard thoughts

"Capitalism isn't sustainable" says man who's sustained by capitalism. LOL. He got a lot of laugh reacts on the post so he's big mad.

He's really big mad over the laugh reacts, LOL.


Yeah, I'm sure the ones who are cutting their dicks off and sitting on social media all day are really helping their causes. Yet they're STILL exponentially more productive members to society than you.

He found his new bandwagon. Except current evidence is leading to the dude sperging out because his wife lost weight, left him, and was going to the church for help. Kinda shocked he's not jumping for joy TBH about the religion part.

People who make minimum wage are still participating in society and have access to shelter, food, and education. Look back at human history, Lucas.

AI is his best friend. I wonder if he ever types in his name, LOL.

Pretty sure everyone is calling you retarded, my dude.

 

[Stinkyboy]

What a retard. Wages go up to follow the cost of inflation already.
What a retard. He promotes murder for saying something other people don't like while ranting about being a pedophile.
What a retard. USSR intentionally starved their citizens.
What a retard. That dude totally embodies Antifa.
What a retard. For being a retard.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas hasn't posted anything today, or even trimmed through to delete comments.

Lucas's last post. Could it have been the final catalyst before he began ranting at Malon Place.


Live comments calling him a retard.

My favorite

Is he dead? Did he lose his Internet access? Did they send him to the puzzle factory? Who knows. He was more spiteful yesterday for sure.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas hasn't posted anything today, or even trimmed through to delete comments.
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Live comments calling him a retard.
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My favorite

Is he dead? Did he lose his Internet access? Did they send him to the puzzle factory? Who knows. He was more spiteful yesterday for sure.

Always possible that he just forgot his password and can't remember how to log on. But yeah it could be he got slapped down by Mallon or is taking a little grippy sock vacation to sort his meds out etc.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He must be saving up his tard bucks to take someone on a "steak date" or whatever the fuck he calls it when he wants to take people to clinkingniggers

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has been manic the last day or so posting up a storm of nonsense. Not worth posting all of it as its mostly repeating himself, just some interesting highlights:

Oh yeah, that won't be a batshit insane board game at all. It also further convinces me that this writing and making board games is something he does to get the intrusive and looney thoughts into some kind of (to him) order as a coping mechanism to keep from screaming on street corners, as taught to him by some therapist early on

He thinks gulaging people is a good idea and something you should announce publicly as a good idea. There are countries you'd get killed for saying this kind of shit in

His schizo word salad slips into his posts again. No way that 'ding dong' stuff isn't his brain shorting out and causing him to say weird shit when he was writing that. Textbook schizo behavior

More projection on his part. Lucas is guilty of literally every single one of these himself

Sure you're not lucas. Except for, you know, the jason perva stuff and the fact you admitted to being 'curious' about doing stuff with guys and are terrified of people finding out and thinking you're gay, per talks with catfish accounts run by wernology

More schizo shit and lucas clearly seeing insane shit that isn't really happening

So in other words you're admitting to textbook narcissistic personality disorder behavior then. Not to mention proving he does not understand how any of those things actually work

EDIT:

Lucas is mad that people see through his reeeing about communism as believing it will get him free shit. Particularly since lucas has spent literally years telling people that he'd get a ton of free shit under communism and that businesses that didn't do so would be burned down by antifa types

Not to mention his constant reeeing about being mad people don't make living wages despite the fact he has never worked more than part time in his life by his own admission and currently doesn't work at all and gets everything free from the government. The very thing he's trying to convince people isn't what he wants and is a 'capitalist lie'

Says the idiot who constantly calls people bigots, 'trumpanzee retards' 'agephobes' and a dozen other insults

Back to his looney rants about people doing shit lucas doesn't like because their brain controls them and compels them to do so because of releasing oxytocin. He tried to manipulate people into upvoting his videos and being nice to him and agreeing with him to 'release the oxytocin' and 'avoid the headaches' he thinks people get from disagreeing with him. He still doesn't realize when he said that shit all he did was accidentally admit people not agreeing with him or calling him on his looney bs made him so angry that his blood pressure went through the roof to the point of causing headaches

 

[Kromir]

oh this I have got to see. A board game about communism.

So what everytime I win money I have to give it to the loser xddd. What would the point of the "game" even be besides Lucas preaching to me. I would love to see how the economy operates in this game.

 

[HackerX]

Catching up on some other recent postings

Spoiler: Cow goes moo

You don't like other people's empathy or altruism because you'd have been permanently confined to the puzzle factory eons ago.

Lol Jesus. He's spazzing.

Cap. No cap. He'd still be mooing over anyone having anything he doesn't.

Oh good one!

Nigga what? Firstly, it takes more than you mooing about how an entire generation is socialist for them to be a socialist. Secondly, if none of these supposed socialist are doing anything socialist, most people would think "hey, maybe they're not socialist". Thirdly, calling them hoppcrites ain't gonna make them fuck you.

You're limited to the first interpretation that pops into your head, no matter how wrong or incorrect it is. It doesn't help you're a bonafide retard with severely defective brain.

He mad that calling Christians bigoted hoppcrites isn't leading to a pity fuck.

Says man who gets upset over laugh reacts.

Nigga, you're still coping over this and it's been several weeks.

Also, I'm debating spending some time downloading/uploading his Tiktoks. He's been fairly active on that. Most of it is his usual tardbabble, but there are definitely gems. I'm not sure what percentage of these are things he recorded in the past and uploaded within the last month on Tiktok though.

Spoiler: Tiktok

 

[Da Dude123]

Catching up on some other recent postings

Spoiler: Cow goes moo

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You don't like other people's empathy or altruism because you'd have been permanently confined to the puzzle factory eons ago.
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Lol Jesus. He's spazzing.
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Cap. No cap. He'd still be mooing over anyone having anything he doesn't.
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Oh good one!
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Nigga what? Firstly, it takes more than you mooing about how an entire generation is socialist for them to be a socialist. Secondly, if none of these supposed socialist are doing anything socialist, most people would think "hey, maybe they're not socialist". Thirdly, calling them hoppcrites ain't gonna make them fuck you.
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You're limited to the first interpretation that pops into your head, no matter how wrong or incorrect it is. It doesn't help you're a bonafide retard with severely defective brain.
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He mad that calling Christians bigoted hoppcrites isn't leading to a pity fuck.
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Says man who gets upset over laugh reacts.
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Nigga, you're still coping over this and it's been several weeks.

Also, I'm debating spending some time downloading/uploading his Tiktoks. He's been fairly active on that. Most of it is his usual tardbabble, but there are definitely gems. I'm not sure what percentage of these are things he recorded in the past and uploaded within the last month on Tiktok though.

Spoiler: Tiktok

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He is such a cow! Those TikTok videos are vintage Lucas Werner. I am sure Lucas is not running that channel. Most of those videos are when Lucas got his Covid bux and stayed at a Motel 6 and stuffed his face and moooed for a 18 year old girl. Where the party at, Z?

 

[WonderWino]

Catching up on some other recent postings

Spoiler: Cow goes moo

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You don't like other people's empathy or altruism because you'd have been permanently confined to the puzzle factory eons ago.
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Lol Jesus. He's spazzing.
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Cap. No cap. He'd still be mooing over anyone having anything he doesn't.
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Oh good one!
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Nigga what? Firstly, it takes more than you mooing about how an entire generation is socialist for them to be a socialist. Secondly, if none of these supposed socialist are doing anything socialist, most people would think "hey, maybe they're not socialist". Thirdly, calling them hoppcrites ain't gonna make them fuck you.
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You're limited to the first interpretation that pops into your head, no matter how wrong or incorrect it is. It doesn't help you're a bonafide retard with severely defective brain.
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He mad that calling Christians bigoted hoppcrites isn't leading to a pity fuck.
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Says man who gets upset over laugh reacts.
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Nigga, you're still coping over this and it's been several weeks.

Also, I'm debating spending some time downloading/uploading his Tiktoks. He's been fairly active on that. Most of it is his usual tardbabble, but there are definitely gems. I'm not sure what percentage of these are things he recorded in the past and uploaded within the last month on Tiktok though.

Spoiler: Tiktok

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First, I have to wonder if he caught a ban on tiktok cause that channel is 'princedaddytelomerase' when it used to be 'kingdaddytelomerase'

Second, lucas is being a hypocrite again. He seriously thinks flashing money around like that is going to get him a zoomer bae. The very zoomers he keeps trying to tell people are anti greed and socialist, not to mention all his reeeeing about hating people who flash money, cars and credit cards around. The fuck do you think you're doing there lucas? Also lol at trying to include a bunch of $1 bills in there to make it look like there was more money than he actually has. Imagine flashing $1 bills at a woman and expecting that to go over well. Is he trying to attract some sketchy stripper? Cause flashing $1 bills at any woman who isn't a stripper is the kind of thing you'll get slapped and/or kicked in the balls for because you're not so low key implying shes a whore. To say nothing of lucas's constant ranting about hating gold diggers

Not to mention the fact that 45 year old lucas, who fancies himself cultured, educated, intelligent and mature hasn't figured out you can't buy love, nor that if you're going to flash money to attract a woman you're going to have to flash alot more than that. Shit I know several strippers and a couple of ex porn stars personally that would take what he's doing there as a serious insult. You know you done fucked up when literal whores are insulted by your actions

and of course he's using words he doesn't understand, in bizarre ways, like coy and random nonsense about 'tolerating their vagaries'

Plus flashing money around like that demanding 'ladies' is the kind of thing you can easily get permabanned from tiktok for cause they'll take it as trying to solicit prostitution. I can just imagine lucas getting banned for that and raging at getting the notice that it was for trying to solicit a hooker

At least one of those is an old video clip though from years ago - the one where he's demanding people be the woman or find one and laying in bed shirtless with a tray of takeout meat on his stomach. Thats from back when he was in college. He doesn't have the money to do that now, looks alot worse and wouldn't be allowed to do that shit in his room at the nursing home

Come to think of it most of those videos look like old ones he ripped off youtube and put them up on tiktok, unless thats not lucas's account at all and somebody making a similar username (with prince instead of king daddy telomerase) and uploading clips of old videos to tiktok pretending to be lucas

 

[HackerX]

Come to think of it most of those videos look like old ones he ripped off youtube and put them up on tiktok, unless thats not lucas's account at all and somebody making a similar username (with prince instead of king daddy telomerase) and uploading clips of old videos to tiktok pretending to be lucas

It's plausible, but there are lots of the usual walls of text stuff too that at least appears original. Either:

1. He's going through a back catalog of FB and Instagram posts and recreating them on Tiktok.

2. Someone is extremely committed and doing the same thing, posing as Lucas.

3. Lucas is mixing up new content (original walls of text) with old videos when he was more mobile and left Malon Place. It gets kind of tricky because the walls of text are virtually identical between now and what they were 5+ years ago.

I'm really not sure because the shit he has pinned help his cause even less than usual. If it's an imposter, they're putting in more effort than just reposting old shit. (At least as far as walls of text)

Edit: Lucas is starting the day off in style!

 

[WonderWino]

This coming from the guy who doesn't buy groceries and doordashes what little non nursing home food he eats. Its also blatantly false. Unsurprisingly, lucas is buying democrat propaganda hook line and sinker

Also, lucas is proving himself a hypocrite yet again, as he apparently thinks its ok for him to spaz out about people using laugh reacts while using them himself

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He had a post recently where he mooed about he's not talking about North Korea when he mooing about his communist utopia. Though I'm fairly certain he's mooed countless times about the positives of North Korea. Either way, Lucas would face 1 of 3 fates if he ever got the communist utopia he desires.

1. Slaughtered immediately. He brings absolutely no value to a society or government. Lucas is pure negative value.

2. Ignored and left to rot and die due to disease, hunger, or the elements for the same reasons as #1. Just a more prolonged death.

3. Institutionalized and studied. Prying into Lucas's brain and learning how it works. Why it works. If it works. Quite frankly, it's the only value he can bring whatsoever. I wish they'd do it in this society TBH.

The Daily Wern. Not a whole lot so far today. I wonder if the meds kicked in or if he was worn out from yesterday.
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Lucas. You've whined about the government, politics, Longcock MAGA Johnny, Zoomer Victoria, and why no one will date you for 20 years.
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Lucas, you get all of those things for free!! LOL.

The best fate for Lucas in Norkland would be kept alive and trotted around as a propaganda tool.

"Look, we've captured a real life American dog! Look at how much it eats and how it thinks of pedophilia non-stop! Imagine a whole country filled with such creatures!!!"
Lucas is then wheeled out in front of the camera, shoving his face full of food.

It's been said many times before, but his dream matches Russell Greer's. A concentration camp with dating parties is what he wants.

Its the default incel dream.
All the suitable, superior males jocks douchebags flatbills are rounded up and imprisoned or killed.
If the ladies refuse their advances, they are punished too.

.

Lucas who should be dead, and the world would arguably be a better place if Mother Nature and Daddy Darwinism had already been allowed to at Lucas - posts without a hint of self-awareness.

 

[Stinkyboy]

"Look, we've captured a real life American dog! Look at how much it eats and how it thinks of pedophilia non-stop! Imagine a whole country filled with such creatures!!!"

sounds like all americans to me

 

[HackerX]

Relatively quiet day after starting it off with a banger:

Oh boy, he sure owned those farmers good.

He's definitely gonna draw in the zoomer baes by quoting Robert Reich.

Says the man who's a parasite by every political, economical, and societal definition.

Look how smart Myrna's baby boy is! Definitely doesn't come off as a schizofrenic retard or anything.

Here's today's Tiktok bounty:

Everyone's seen your online behavior though, my dude. They've also seen your normal behavior because it's identical.

Hell yeah! Returning to some of the classics!

LOL

Double LOL

 

[Kromir]

Does Lucas ever think about trying a different tactic? I mean he has been trying to shame people into having sex with him for what over 20 years now using the same lines everytime. "You're a bigot, classist, racist if you don't don't fuck me"


Not once has it worked so you would think he would realize he needs to try something else but no he is too retarded for that. If he keeps calling you a capitalist bigot for another 20 years it will work one day.

Also its rich that this fat fuck wants to talk about grocery prices, What does he know? This is the only shopping he has ever done

 

[HackerX]

Does Lucas ever think about trying a different tactic? I mean he has been trying to shame people into having sex with him for what over 20 years now using the same lines everytime. "You're a bigot, classist, racist if you don't don't fuck me"

Not once has it worked so you would think he would realize he needs to try something else but no he is too retarded for that. If he keeps calling you a capitalist bigot for another 20 years it will work one day.

Not at all. Idk if it's some sort of psychological block that stops him from advancing his thoughts, ideas, rationale, etc., or what, and my best guess is he'd have a full-blown, irrecoverable meltdown if he ever did. It'd be one thing if his brain gap only applied to a handful of things, but nope. The dude simply doesn't have the skills to identify, adapt, and overcome. Ya know, the skill that's innate to the human species at varying extent. He's the human antithesis to the scientific method.

Doesn't help that he doesn't have a sense of agency either. It's like he expects reality to conform to him when that clearly hasn't been the case whatsoever. It makes zero sense as to why he believes that would be the case since there were clear signs it wasn't as far back as elementary school, when he didn't get invited to that kid's birthday party.

 

[AnOminous]

Hell yeah! Returning to some of the classics!

Those zoomer babes are just completely losing it trying to figure out where they can find a fat, greasy, smelly diabetic homeless faggot bum who they'd have to support financially if they for some reason wanted to fuck a gross fatty.