💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Found this post on TikTok. He would let the Gen Z bae watch whatever she wanted on TV, so long as she is with him. The cow can't even afford to buy a TV.


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I like how lucas says this as if he's trying to come off as being nice and generous to her, yet is too stupid to realize he's outing himself as being very manipulative and trying to use something he has no interest in anyway as a means of trying to ingratiate himself with her. This is yet another behavior common with abusers. Not to mention it would just make him nuttier as he's already admitted watching tv upsets the voices on the wind and gets them reeeing at him, which is why he never touches the tv even when he has a rented motel room with one and literally nothing else to do but eat and watch tv

What the creeper left out is he would expect to be living in her house/apt and it's her TV.

I'm such a nice guy and great bf and dad material that i'm bragging about being willing to let you watch what you want on your own tv in your own home when I don't even have any interest in it anyway. Aren't I such a nice guy zoomer bae?

Women only acknowledge your existence enough to purposefully avoid all interaction. They do not care about class consciousness, fascists z or plutocrats.

I don't disrespect women unless they lack class consciousness and stand in the way of progress - lucas 'male feminist' werner everybody. If he said that to a womans face he'd legit get his ass beaten right then and there

Lucas spouting propaganda has never helped said propaganda propagate.

Apparently lucas's idea of getting lifted out of poverty involves barely having enough to eat, barely being literate, being poisoned by toxic food with no safety standards, being treated as entirely expendable and working in near concentration camp conditions for 10 cents an hour in places its easy to get mutilated and end up with no money and living on the street as an armless beggar. Lucas doesn't know shit about china

No one is going to willingly converse, much less mate, with you. You're going to die alone in a bed either at Malon Place or a hospital.

That is being rather optimistic. He's just as likely to get his ass kicked out eventually for acting like a retard, particularly when his mental health takes a nosedive as his physical health starts to, and he already nearly keeled over dead just walking down the street on a warm day to start off this whole saga. I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped dead in the street at some point either going to fill up his card or whatever at 7-11. Regardless of the particulars the outcome will be the same. Few outside of us and his family will notice and his family will probably rejoice, if only secretly while playing up the sympathy about poor little lucas, only to be quietly forgotten about and never spoken of again after a week or so, barring the opportunity to sue for some kind of perceived negligence. Hell we're the closest thing lucas will have to anybody mourning him, and that'll just be mourning the closure of another major thread and the loss of future content. Thats the irony of the whole thing - lucas's only legacy is this thread and the videos on his and wernology's channels. His legacy, such as it is only lives as long as kiwifarms does, yet he despises it and wants to see it destroyed

 

[HackerX]

The pills seemingly wear off in the afternoon, then his mania kicks in.

Spoiler: Retard goes moo

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas doesn't disrespect women! They're not even people, says the moo.

 

[Kromir]

Says the guy who video taped himself recording a sleeping girl and saying he is a good person because he didn't rape her on the spot.

or that time where he recorded himself giving a single piece of pizza he had left over that he no doubt slobbered on just so he could use it as leverage later to get said person to give him a gen z girl.

This worthless shit needs to just move to china or north korea and try to pull this shit in the socialist wonderland, Though he wouldn't have internet access in north korea for sure so we wouldn't have anything to laugh at.

 

[mothman96]

Those are minor details. He uses to moo about watching movies on his laptop, but I don't think he's got one of those either.

He does have a laptop. The creeper was in the hospital around the time of his birthday last year and mentioned there were gifts waiting for him at Mallon. The gift sent by his hag mother must have been the laptop. Same thing with watching movies on his laptop, he'd expect it to be at her place.

His laptop can be seen starting about 1:10

 

[HackerX]

He does have a laptop. The creeper was in the hospital around the time of his birthday last year and mentioned there were gifts waiting for him at Mallon. The gift sent by his hag mother must have been the laptop. Same thing with watching movies on his laptop, he'd expect it to be at her place.

His laptop can be seen starting about 1:10

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RXNYLrIFYt4:87

Good catch. I assumed he had one at some point, but that he lost, broke, or sold it.


Everything is a distraction for Lucas.

All your basic needs, and more, are already met!!!

And no shit you'll never get tired of posting that same retarded image. You've been posting the same, nearly identical, retarded shit for nearly 20 years now so why would anyone expect you to stop now?

Edit: The Morning Moo

Lucas is the poster boy for the dangers of mixing marijuana and mental illness.

What is it with retards and urinal cakes? I've likened Nikolas Talbott in the past. Both live in Washington. Both retarded. Both get fixated on things and respond accordingly in an identical for years.

Lucas, you get your news from Google and Facebook groups LOL. That's arguably much, much worse.

"Oh all the deaths by communism are propaganda. Here's my own propaganda to disprove it."

" Get it?? They have anti-fascist in the name so that means they're against fascism! See how smart I am??"

 

[Kromir]

I remember Lucas's brilliant pitch for an economic system "duuuuh everything will be free" Legit has a video of him trying to explain that to people and its the dumbest shit ever.

ps, whenever he goes on about the bible which he has obviously never read before I keep getting reminded of this

 

[HackerX]

I remember Lucas's brilliant pitch for an economic system "duuuuh everything will be free" Legit has a video of him trying to explain that to people and its the dumbest shit ever.

Because it's shit that only makes since in his defective brain. For example, there was a bit where he was attempting to describe a representative republic and he has zero idea. He thinks his convoluted, incomprehensible ideas are so groundbreaking and make him sound smart. He's Myrna's smart lil' baby boy, afterall! He's got a collared shirt with math and everything!

ps, whenever he goes on about the bible which he has obviously never read before I keep getting reminded of this

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It's even worse when you consider it's all in vain to get a woman to pity fuck him. I'm not sure how he thinks shitting on Christians and conservative women in the same sentences as he does the "Jesus said rich people go to hell so that means you should fuck me" moo is supposed to work, but who knows.

As far as Facebook goes, he was relatively quiet today. Not sure if he took his meds today or if the tardhome had some daycare activities going on.

Spoiler: Slow moos day

Something I don't understand is why are these people trying to have a conversation of any sort in the comments section? For or against the retarded shit he says. I can understand the ones who want to rabble rouse and all that, but it's not like you're going to convince Lucas if anything. His only response is an irrelevant gotcha (in his mind) or pure confirmation bias posting.

 

[Kromir]

They probably think its just some random retard online not realizing that lucas is a complete sub-human with threads like this on him.

Of course it's a waste of effort to try to reason with him. He hasn't shown any capacity to learn over the course of his entire life. He still thinks the winning strategy is to extort and shame people into having sex with him even though that has never worked before. self improvement doesn't occur to the wern beast and leftism gives him an excuse to be worthless bum and do nothing and still feel morally superior over those bigot, capitalist, racists, sexist, ableists who won't have sex with him.

This will continue until the day he dies

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Of course it's a waste of effort to try to reason with him. He hasn't shown any capacity to learn over the course of his entire life. He still thinks the winning strategy is to extort and shame people into having sex with him even though that has never worked before. self improvement doesn't occur to the wern beast and leftism gives him an excuse to be worthless bum and do nothing and still feel morally superior over those bigot, capitalist, racists, sexist, ableists who won't have sex with him.

Talking with Lucas on alts, I understand why he's been on tardbux for 30 years. His brain just doesn't work right. He's so one track 100% of the time, and I don't know how much he comprehends. I think Lucas only sees that he wants something, and he's been told x is good, so just do it. I don't think he's this mastermind trying to manipulate anyone, he's just retarded.

 

[HackerX]

Talking with Lucas on alts, I understand why he's been on tardbux for 30 years. His brain just doesn't work right. He's so one track 100% of the time, and I don't know how much he comprehends.

That seems to be the case. Whenever conversations with him get posted (audio or text), you can pretty easily tell that it's all one-way. Especially when he's being a horndog with a catfish. It's like talking with a chatbot from the early 2000s.

I think Lucas only sees that he wants something, and he's been told x is good, so just do it.

Correction. Plenty good.

I don't think he's this mastermind trying to manipulate anyone, he's just retarded.

That's what I find interesting. I don't think he's intentionally trying to manipulate anyone or anything. At least not in the sense of how normal people think of manipulation. I think he's just so obliviously retarded that you assume there's got to be some sort of additional, hidden motive to give him some bit of credit to make him appear less retarded. Turns out nope, he's somehow both oblivious and obvious with his own tard intent, so much so that it's hard to comprehend how much of a retard he is.

Best anology I can think of is he's the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, along with crumbs all over his face, and a shirt that's says "Beware: I steal cookies from the cookie jar and lie about it". Who then goes on to lie that he wasn't stealing cookies. He just kinda assumes people will ignore everything that comes before and after his lies for some reason.

 

[Kromir]

I can't very well give him the benefit of the doubt given that the reason he got the boot from one of his homeless shelters is because he told someone he would report their drug use unless they had sex with him. Does he really not understand the implications of that?

 

[Purple_Urkel]

I can't very well give him the benefit of the doubt given that the reason he got the boot from one of his homeless shelters is because he told someone he would report their drug use unless they had sex with him. Does he really not understand the implications of that?

He probably understands its a way to get what he wants but he cant fathom the depth of it. Everything is surface level to the wern.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He 100% tries to manipulate people into doing what he wants, he just has nothing to offer in return so it never happens.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I can't very well give him the benefit of the doubt given that the reason he got the boot from one of his homeless shelters is because he told someone he would report their drug use unless they had sex with him. Does he really not understand the implications of that?

Thats most certainly coercion and blackmail. You gotta be both retarded and cocky with high charisma to think you can get away with that. Which he is one of those three.

 

[HackerX]

I can't very well give him the benefit of the doubt

That's the trick right there. You wanna sit there and believe he's human on some level, with human motivations, human logic, human rationale, human thoughts, etc., but then you realize you can't circle that square with him. He's legitimately not a person the same way you and I are a person. He's defective.

Time for the Daily Moo!

Spoiler: The Daily Wern

Jesus Christ. He's changing the entire point of communism at this point.

No Lucas, the vast majority of people are doing extremely well relative to human history. I'd call you the peasant, but that's giving you too much credit.


Nothing too interesting. I'm just including comments because you' can spot when Lucas thinks he's got an absolute zinger of a response that'll eventually turn into its own post.

Your brain is retarded by every definition, LOL.

Myrna's baby boy is smart! Can't you tell???

Lucas talking about cocks for some reason.

Lucas being a huge proponent of "You will own nothing and be happy". This is because he owns nothing and is miserable.

Nothing good has ever come from your thinking.

"Everything I don't like is bad. Everything I like is good."

You're blind AND lame.

You're limited to $100 in liquid cash a month, and that's only because the government deemed it fit for some reason.

Lucas's thoughts on commercial enterprise can only result in abject disaster.

Cruelty. Cruelty???? It's cruel to subsidize your existence for everyone involved. The taxpayer, Malon Place employees, your family, and even yourself!




LOL. Lucas and his ideas.


Not sure why this matters to Lucas. He's not a worker and definitely not a CEO.

Jesus. Does he think that price changes are done arbitrarily? (Yes) It's like he doesn't understand the concept of inflation or supply chain. (That's because he doesn't.)

How convenient for someone who's barely earned $1k through his lifetime.

They aren't gonna fuck ya, Lucas.

 

[Kromir]

holy crap that's brillaint, Why didn't I think of that. We could just raise the minimum wage to 100 thousand dollars an hour and everyone would be rich!

If those greedy capitalist try to raise the prices due to that bigotry they call supply and demand we will just force them not too. Problem solved

Wern truly is the greatest economist of all time

 

[HackerX]

holy crap that's brillaint, Why didn't I think of that. We could just raise the minimum wage to 100 thousand dollars an hour and everyone would be rich!

If those greedy capitalist try to raise the prices due to that bigotry they call supply and demand we will just force them not too. Problem solved

Wern truly is the greatest economist of all time

Such sophisticated concepts are well beyond his grasp.

It's obvious there's not much rationale going on behind the moos, but it's bizarre how he's incapable of making the next logical step for pretty much anything he says. Like, it's clear he's thinking "If the government gave me a million dollar, I'd finally secure a zoomer bae!", but the obvious next thought for normal humans is if everyone got a million dollars then everyone effectively has 0 dollars. He legitimately has that same gap in thought process in absolutely everything, and I'm honestly not sure what causes it. Is he too much of a retard? Is he afraid of the logical conclusion? Is his brain so fractured that it's always onto the next retarded thought before he finishes his current retarded thought? I really don't know

 

[SteveGoatman]

Thats most certainly coercion and blackmail. You gotta be both retarded and cocky with high charisma to think you can get away with that. Which he is one of those three.

I agree that he tries to be manipulative, he's just really bad at it. I think that a LOT of his online persona/character is basically manipulative it's just that it's a really stupid way to do it and will never work. Don't get me wrong, he's dumb as a post and fundamentally broken in the brain, but I do think he meets the basic definition of a manipulator because he's trying to basically "trick" people into acting a certain way.

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't like political Lucas. I just don't like Lucas tbh. I wanted to say again, and we're going back a few days but after his interview and posts.... he lies a ton, but do you guys think Myrna might have a drinking problem? Lucas is FAS stupid, he is not Greta faced, just has more Chin's than a Chinese phonebook.

While I'm an actual REAL economist, reading this made me... vodka. I won't sperg but, let's take the rough rounded # of about 350 mil people 1 out of 12 people are millionaires? Amazing! What a rich nation we are. So the idea is to take that away. We all have seen Lucas and money a million dollars he'd be back in need of Mallon in days.

I don't think he grasps how expensive he is. Washing his Kidney's meds etc. He'd either just drop dead because he's so selfish and short sighted with a million cash he'd not buy his life saving meds or he'd be drained by the cost in months.

I don't try to PL but this isn't too personal and probably (and according to both BLS and his claims) effects more than me here. I'm a small business owner. Tons of people have them, for me it's a good side gig, I work a normie job where I do make more and get my benis (wife covers me because she's got a killer package).

I've done very well and worked hard, I can do things not many can in the world. Not a brag even, I'm probably the strongest advocate for workers you'll find. I'll shake a plumbers hand after pulling hair outta the drain, so to speak. An actual smart and fit person, can be retrained quickly. Lucas couldn't do my job, he can't work at walmart, he can't roof etc. He's useless to everyone.

Sparing poli sperg, it's just basic English (well some Latin) Anarco commies are a flat out impossible statement. I understand on the poli spehe it means a "left wing" anal chest (word to Tyce da slaya) system. Basic words show you can't have a government control and enforce things, with no government.

I hate that gotcha, of CEO Pay, you notice they use the word "pay" many people myself included get a stock options package. For the very short, you get stocks cheap instead of cash. Income tax fucks you hard and you really don't need that much money esp executives whom might get a free car etc. Take a stock, you can borrow against.

The market keeps growing ergo you buy X stock for a dollar, it goes up to 10 you just made bank. Much better than a 5 dollar raise.

In his last year, Jeff Bezoz of Amazon made a good deal less than I, he didn't break 6 figures. He made 10s of billions of dollars because Amazon is his and he owns his corp. I wouldn't be shocked if most people in this thread their household made about what he did.

But "pay" means all forms of income, that's why they don't say CEO wages. Thanks to income tax CEO pay is pretty low to skirt it. Also depending on your state and other things if you're a one (wo)man LLC, you're a CEO. Now think little grandma making some candles on the side, she's a CEO she does a few flea markets she makes 3k a year gross. That messes with CEO pay graphs.

His board game looks stupid and broken.

I'll spare the rant but capitalism, is a means to exchange, NOT a political thing. It just shows how dumb he is. Actually since I just started a book on it, Spain flat out said "we're Facism" Franco was ... a guy. Very interesting person. But no if your a dictator or elected leader with a faecsit (more word to tyce) leader. They kinda flex it. Again Franco and Benito come to mind.

My wife and I don't watch TV, we just don't. Not a humble brag, she likes vidya, and she voted Trump. My younger wife. Neither of us are commies. Funny it's almost like Lucas was told embrace Bernie by the voices in the wind.

He's fat.