💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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This coming from the guy who claims his sperm is literally magic and makes nonsense claims about telomeres. Also the flat earthers do have their own theory about how that shit works and it isn't what lucas is implying there. Its nonsense but its also not as simple as lucas is claiming it is

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Aside from the fact that grill looks horrifyingly filthy, the phrase I used blue cheese dressing instead of butter on a grilled ham sandwich is not a sentence that should have ever been uttered by anyone. Also cheese curds aren't fucking cheese lucas. They're not supposed to melt. What they will do is either turn rubbery as fuck or burn to the point they light up like a candle

That post is fucking horrifying

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I wonder what that is about. I mean he hasn't posted on fb in a long time so naturally the algorithm is going to fuck with him because of it but that makes it sound like he got some kind of alert that his posts weren't being shown as much, which makes me wonder if fb didn't like the anti israel stuff or something or he got reported for it

Also I was looking through this video again
and realized that the 7-11 lucas was putting signs at is likely the same one he recently mentioned going to in order to put money on his card, and to buy shitty food and use their microwave. Probably means its a good idea to avoid that particular microwave given its probably been host to several of lucas's culinary abominations and has been exposed to his MRSA. Shows just how much lucas creeps around the same general areas for years at a time. I wonder if he has been putting out attraction signs there recently
 
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Jesusssss Christtttt the pic of those "sandwiches"....Jack Scalfani is salivating somewhere right now. They're both burnt in parts and undercooked (thanks to the cheese curds not melting as mentioned above) and then he used blue cheese dressing instead of butter? Good Lord....

Also agree with @HackerX that Lucas would be a worthless bum ostracized from society even if the US suddenly became socialist/communist/anarchist. None of those systems just flat out tolerate lazy bums who contribute nothing and take everything. On some level he knows this and it's all a charade to try and attract girls (I have NO idea why he fixated on the idea that every young woman is far left) and I suspect that he's never really given politics any real thoughts and doesn't have actual beliefs of his own.
 
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a communist idiot quoting a communist idiot. Why am I not surprised.

No lucas the state should not be taking care of housing. That is not practical for an entire population of a large country. You're being incredibly greedy and entitled. To say nothing of the fact that you're whining about such things when you manipulated your way into just such an arrangement and still bitch about it despite the fact you're supposed to be on a no rent list. Speaking of which, you're in no position to bitch about landlords considering you're the one who by your own admission, tried to blackmail your neighbors to give you a drug addicted underage girl in an imagined human trafficking scenario that existed only in your head, in order to keep your mouth shut about it

and that woman is almost as stupid as lucas is. Putting their income before your wellbeing? In other words, they shouldn't kick people out who refuse to pay their rent. You know, the rent said landlord needs in order to pay the mortgage and bills on his side of things. Guess what happens if he can't do that cause nobody pays and he's retarded enough to 'put their wellbeing first?'

Shes just as stupid, greedy and entitled as lucas is, its no wonder he'd post that shit from her
 
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Imagine being this low IQ and advocating for Socialism.
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It's more ironic coming from Lucas who has been given multiple fartboxes by the ebul capitalist system he hates and hundreds to thousands of free meals from the ebul bigoted Christians he hates.

The system which Lucas would do the worst in isn't a communist, socialist, fascist, mercantilist or capitalist system. Shit, even under total nazi control Lucas could probably find a not-to-dissimilar life in a human zoo being carted around for exhibition so German and Austrian citizens can laugh at the subhuman demi-ape abomination.

The system which Lucas would do the worst in is no fucking system at all.
Lucas in a true stateless, anti-social dog-eat-dog world would be dead within a week either from dehydration, killed by another male or lost to the elements from a lack of ability to plan ahead.
 
The system which Lucas would do the worst in is no fucking system at all.
Lucas in a true stateless, anti-social dog-eat-dog world would be dead within a week either from dehydration, killed by another male or lost to the elements from a lack of ability to plan ahead.
Economic systems? I'm thinkin' eras even though you can typically tie both together. He's have died immediately in any other era of human history. I'd guess any time before 1950 because they'd definitely lobotomize him and probably be more successful than everything else that's been tried.
 
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Lucas thinks because it says something in the constitution thats how it must actually work. Guess what lucas, thats not how it works. North korea makes alot of guarantees in its constitution too, how about you go defect to the north koreans and see how living in a communist country works

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Lucas, capitalism saved YOU from adversity. It put you in those homeless shelters, it put you in mallon place, it provided you with tax dollars for your tugboat. It fed you when you were on the street and continues to feed you. That clinkerdaggers you love so much is a capitalist business that itself depends on many other capitalist businesses to operate

People become socialists because they're greedy, stupid, some combination thereof and because they are jealous of what others have that worked for their shit. Something you outright refuse to do

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The idiot who just yesterday bragged publicly about how he took toys intended for children from a donation bin, wants to lecture us on the noble path. He needs to be smacked upside the head by a nurse for that retarded post

and no lucas, capitalism does not require poverty. If you want to see poverty go to any communist country or former communist country. Even during the depression, when the US economy was fucked and people were lucky to have jobs they were still able to put food on the table and have their own home. Guess how many soviet citizens died of starvation and purges during that period lucas

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It is a bad thing lucas. Anybody who lived in the soviet union will have plenty of things to say about it if you ask them. and you're sounding awfully nazi like there

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Uh huh. Got some evidence of that claim lucas? Perhaps you should have a talk with stalin about his actions. Or, you know, literally any of the leaders of communist states. Go lecture a north korean about how great socialism is lucas. Go pull a joe dresnok and defect there and see how living in your communist paradise works out for you

Lucas is one of those retards who would get gifted a free trip to north korea with one of those travel agencies by some troll, spend a week there eating their shitty food and taking in the sights and then publicly praise the dear leader about how great communism and juche is and believe every word of their propaganda

At least until he finally had it explained to him that north koreas juche idea is all about the concept of self reliance. Something lucas wants nothing to do with and avoids like the plague. Lucas would get the otto warmbier treatment at best before long if he ever actually did defect there. After a few months of beatings, forced work in the state owned farms and all the frustration that would be inflicted on the poor north korean minder tasked with ensuring lucas tries to learn korean. Wouldn't that be a sight. He'd light up at the idea of the north koreans using him as an info source for the US and having some zoomer bae kidapped from eastern europe to be forced to marry him. At least for the few days it took to finally realize lucas really is as stupid as he comes off and wasn't just fucking with them to avoid giving them american secrets. and if by some incredibly fucked up turn of events they actually kept him alive and gave him the dresknok treatment, lucas would absolutely lord over the fact he was one of the elites of society, gets to star in propaganda movies and got fed even at the expense of some korean starving to feed him when shit got bad

Can you imagine the look on king roys or myrnas face if they turned on the tv one morning and saw a breaking news report about an american defecting to north korea, with a sudden cut to footage of lucas reading propaganda to cameras, praising the dear leader and screaming how trump and the US are evil capitalist abominations that had to be destroyed. and they thought having to bail him out of the LA trip was bad. I bet we'd be hearing some real interesting stories from the feds and his family about him and his past after that one

Though the idea of lucas realizing the shitshow he got himself into and having to rely on trump of all people to rescue him from his own stupidity would be hilarious. He would never, ever live it down. and of course that wouldn't stop him from shitting on trump ten seconds after he got back to the US

On the other hand, him staying in north korea by somehow convicing the dear leader of his looney telomere science insanity only to get executed by flamethrower after the koreans finally realized he's not a scientist and has no idea what the fuck he's talking about would be a fitting end as well

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Says the social parasite that doesn't work, doesn't pay taxes, laundered money for a scammer and failed to report income he was scamming people out of

You are the problem lucas. and those illegals aren't paying taxes either lucas. They are however, much like you, taking from the system as much as they can as often as they can and acting entitled to do so
 
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Looks like he's used this months tugboat to get high. Yeah real smart thing to do when he's doped to the gills with psych meds. Its amazing he's gone this long without spazzing out on somebody

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You first lucas. Go right ahead and 'rise up' and see how that goes for you. As always lucas wants everyone else to do everything for him, while he sits there and watches it happen and reaps the rewards. Especially when it comes to a communist revolution

By all means lucas, practice what you preach and declare mallon place a liberated communist nursing home and then go marching down the street declaring the revolution has begun and for the other hobos to join you. Otherwise you're a hypocrite. Say what you will about the end result of communism, back in the day the commies at least had the balls to actually practice what they preached and do the revolution they ranted about. Lucas is too lazy, cowardly and stupid for that
 
Looks like he's used this months tugboat to get high. Yeah real smart thing to do when he's doped to the gills with psych meds. Its amazing he's gone this long without spazzing out on somebody
Getting high and watching other people do hard work by the looks of it:
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It's a miracle that none of those workers told him to fuck off for stinking up the place and just staring at them like the obsessive loon that he is.
 
It looks like breeder of the bovine, Myrna Grigsby has been having a rough time since returning from Hawaii. She may even have MRSA like her fat son does. Myrna and Larry are too old and unwell to be galivanting off to Hawaii. Travel can make lots of people sick, but flying to a place like Hawaii for old people, that can spell disaster. Lucas definitely gets his lol cow behavior from Myrna.

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It looks like breeder of the bovine, Myrna Grigsby has been having a rough time since returning from Hawaii. She may even have MRSA like her fat son does. Myrna and Larry are too old and unwell to be galivanting off to Hawaii. Travel can make lots of people sick, but flying to a place like Hawaii for old people, that can spell disaster. Lucas definitely gets his lol cow behavior from Myrna.

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Somehow its fitting that she would end up with MRSA like lucas. I wonder where she would have caught it. Hospital? Shitty hotel room? Maybe she caught it from lucas himself during her last visit and its been latent until now. That would be hilariously ironic and not particularly surprising. Its a small wonder lucas hasn't infected everybody around him

That heart story sounds sketchy as fuck though. She talks like lucas when he's talking half truths or outright nonsense. If she has dementia, a UTI, pneumonia and some mysterious heart issue that the cardiologist can't figure out I find it hard to believe she hasn't been admitted to the hospital as a patient long term instead of for testing. She's clearly not too sick to fuck around on facebook reeeing about things

I wonder if mallon place has any openings, it would be the perfect place for her to go, after all she'd get to be with lucas. Something that would infuriate both of them to no end i'm sure. Lucas getting kicked out for flipping out on his mom would be a hilarious end to the mallon place saga

That said, even for lucas, standing around watching workers fix a water main is a weird thing to do. He really must be bored out of his mind in mallon place. You'd think he'd at least pick up a game or two for his laptop or something. Shit even the free ones epic gives out weekly. Though lucas trying to figure out how to play something like two point hospital would be an interesting experience. He needs a copy of capitalism 2, maybe he'd actually learn something about how capitalism actually works

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Lucas proving yet again he has no idea what he is talking about. It costs alot of money to house the homeless lucas. Tax dollars. There is also a housing crisis in alot of places and not enough houses to do that. Not to mention a huge percentage of the homeless are that way because they either want to be or because they're too fucked in the head not to be even if you put them in a house. In fact alot are like lucas, they're homeless because they hate authority and don't want to conform to rules even when offered housing and fuck it up either deliberately or because they're antisocial narcissists like lucas. Case in point: lucas himself. Just look at the natives they give free housing and heating for said houses to. They ignore the wood they were given the heat the house and tear the house apart for shit to burn, then tear the pipes out to sell for beer money despite getting all that money from the government. Then expect a new house after they destroyed the old one and do it all over again. Hobos will do the same fucking thing alot of the time and turn the place into section 8 crackhouses. Everybody knows this, except for lucas who should know this considering he is a hobo yet comically doesn't

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Nothing says mature and ready to be a dad like bragging that the staff made him change his shirt, which we all know is exactly what happened

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Yes lucas, because i'm sure teenage girls are totally into rage against the machine, and kurt cobaine, and nine inch nails

He really is stuck in the mid 90s in his swiss cheese brain
 
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If she has dementia, a UTI, pneumonia and some mysterious heart issue that the cardiologist can't figure out I find it hard to believe she hasn't been admitted to the hospital as a patient long term instead of for testing.
I think she must've gotten her positive and negative mixed up regarding the pneumonia and UTI tests. Because "positive" means "good", you know.
 
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Bullshit. You have no friends lucas. Everybody you live with is as poor or worse than you and just a few days ago you publicly announced you had been putting money on a new game at 7-11

He's too stupid to keep his lies straight

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He's reading shit off the internet to own the flat earthers for some bizarre reason. Remember he doesn't actually understand anything he is saying here and can't pass a basic science class or understand what he is reading on the internet

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You can see the curvature of the earth on many flights lucas. You can also see it from ships on the ocean. What the fuck are you talking about?

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He's reeeing about 'the zionists' while praising gaddafi, claiming communism failed because of sanctions and now claims 100 million dying under the communists is a 'media myth' instead of his usual 'but capitalism killed more! ree!' nonsense

He really spazzed out writing that one. Must be having a manic episode

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Yeah that resistance that involved kidnapping innocent people, bombing shit for the last century and having entire brigades of teenage suicide bombers recruited and trained to murder innocent people in israel. That includes teenage girls, did you know that lucas?

Figures lucas would simp for a bunch of violent muslims who manipulate little girls into killing themselves to kill a few jews

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You don't care about anybody but yourself lucas. You love marxism because you're greedy and think it means you'll get everything you want free from the government
 
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Bullshit. You have no friends lucas. Everybody you live with is as poor or worse than you and just a few days ago you publicly announced you had been putting money on a new game at 7-11

He's too stupid to keep his lies straight.

He mentioned that the money at 7/11 was to buy a game he created from Gamecrafter. No one gave him a game. He must have bought this one. Also, where did Lucas get cash? I think he can just use his EBT card to make online purchases, right? Why would he have cash that he needed to put on a card at 7/11?
 
He mentioned that the money at 7/11 was to buy a game he created from Gamecrafter. No one gave him a game. He must have bought this one. Also, where did Lucas get cash? I think he can just use his EBT card to make online purchases, right? Why would he have cash that he needed to put on a card at 7/11?
Yeah exactly. He says shit like this because he's too stupid to catch obvious bs so he assumes everybody else is just as incapable of it and thinks he's being clever for making obvious contradictory claims like this

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Lucas is the one who has repeatedly claimed obvious trolls he met online loved him. Lucas is the one who keeps demanding women online 'prove their love to him' for him to even speak to them. What a loon. I'd say somebody trolled him again

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Thats an odd thing to just randomly blurt out. Stick your dick in alot of fires do you lucas?

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No he isn't. If he was it would have been leaked, the dems would have been all over that and trump would have been impeached, dragged out of the white house and jailed by now. To say nothing of the fact whether he's on the list or not has nothing whatsoever to do with the price of groceries. Thats one of those looney nonsensical connections schizos do in their head that only makes sense to them

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Uh.....
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Nigger what? That almost sounds like lucas is accidentally admitting to being autistic himself. Either that or he's admitting he's creeping on some zoomer he thought was autistic, you know, like a predator would do

Thats a really weird post

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You're in no position to say that about anybody lucas

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But enter the zionists he says. Lucas talks more and more like some stormfront loon every day. Got a real problem with jews do you lucas?

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In your case this is probably true lucas

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Your 'struggle' is your own doing lucas. You judge plenty of people. You are being judged for your behavior and your actions, which people are quite well aware of. People know you far better than you think. and just remember lucas was reeeing about his parents 'not understanding his struggle' in his 2010 manifesto, in a way that made it clear he has had that mentality since grade school

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Says the pathological liar who tries everything from threats, to blackmail, to making claims of meeting king roy at the elk kingdom and being bestowed with an elk dinner for dating him

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Says the 45 year old hobo living in a nursing home with no job, no money, no education and demands the government take care of his every need

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Spoken like a true incel lucas. That kind of attitude is exactly why you're never going to have a woman

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HOLD UP - I was just searching fb for brokeposting yet again (still can't seem to find it, must legit have been banned) and I came across another one of lucas's many fb accounts. and I took a look and surprise surprise, look at what I found:
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That, my fellow kiwis, is lucas's mallon place buddy jamie, from all those videos he made awhile back:
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So we have a name for him now - jamie bruyere

Ever wonder why lucas befriended jamie? Gee, I wonder what the reason could possibly be
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Jamie is friends with some young women on fb. Gee, lucas wouldn't be using jamie to get their numbers, right? Cause he's totally not got a history of doing that right?

This also begs the question as to why lucas has jamie on this other account, and only jamie. Why do I get the feeling this is a manipulation tactic on lucas's part, creating another account to add him so jamie wouldn't see the looney shit lucas posts, or what other people post in response to his lunacy, and start asking questions or digging into his history, risking word of his exploits getting out around the residents of mallon place. This absolutely sounds like textbook wern behavior

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Lucas won't like that response. Also the way lucas words that it almost sounds like hes implying he's gay and is telling women if they want him to stop hitting on them to be his friend

Nice freudian slip there lucas
 
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This Frootloops chick could be a catfish. Of course, our dumb cow, Lucas, he will fall for it. She is really hyping up the lolcow.

I for one, am very, very pleased that Lucas has returned to Facebook. I know he got famous on YouTube with his autistic plenty good videos. But I think Facebook is his best platform. He can do his picture memes and moooo about the lack of zoomer baes and block out the bigots easier.
 
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Bullshit. You have no friends lucas. Everybody you live with is as poor or worse than you and just a few days ago you publicly announced you had been putting money on a new game at 7-11

He's too stupid to keep his lies straight

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He's reading shit off the internet to own the flat earthers for some bizarre reason. Remember he doesn't actually understand anything he is saying here and can't pass a basic science class or understand what he is reading on the internet

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You can see the curvature of the earth on many flights lucas. You can also see it from ships on the ocean. What the fuck are you talking about?

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He's reeeing about 'the zionists' while praising gaddafi, claiming communism failed because of sanctions and now claims 100 million dying under the communists is a 'media myth' instead of his usual 'but capitalism killed more! ree!' nonsense

He really spazzed out writing that one. Must be having a manic episode

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Yeah that resistance that involved kidnapping innocent people, bombing shit for the last century and having entire brigades of teenage suicide bombers recruited and trained to murder innocent people in israel. That includes teenage girls, did you know that lucas?

Figures lucas would simp for a bunch of violent muslims who manipulate little girls into killing themselves to kill a few jews

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You don't care about anybody but yourself lucas. You love marxism because you're greedy and think it means you'll get everything you want free from the government
Ah. Classic ‘Lucas on weed’ output. Been missing this type of nonsense.

Hopefully this is the launching point to some real antics from our stagnant cow.

Keep smoking weed, Lucas. It helps to release your true genius!
 
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Shit like this always baffles and enrages me. Spider-Man is like (one of the pinnacles) of a super hero that has unrestricted movement. Outside of ones that can fucking fly, he can get around pretty much any which way you can imagine. Why the fuck does Spider-Man need a car, or a 4 wheeler, or a motorcycle?

I get that toy manufacturers are just slapping any old license they can borrow/steal on existing toys, but Spider-Man with a vehicle always irked me. He's fucking Spider-Man, the whole gist of it is he doesn't need a vehicle. Unless it's like something underwater like a scuba set or deep sea diver or mini submarine I guess. Or like Spider-Man in space, he'd probably need like a helmet and a rocket pack or whatever.

Oh also, Lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
This reminds me of the Chinese knock off superhero and TMNT sets that include machine guns and chainsaws and dynamite and shit like that. Even though these characters don't typically use these weapons, it's slightly less stupid than giving fucking Spider Man a luxury sedan and a Kawasaki superbike.
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Being forced to get off his fat ass and get a job=being oppressed by capitalism because it makes people have to work for a living

I'm just glad I'm not in Washington state, I couldn't live with myself knowing that the money the government steals from me is being used to feed useless fat fucks like this.
 
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