💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Says Lucas, who has admitted before that he wants a wife who "never says no".
His idea of a wife is a sex slave who also raises his kids and cooks for him.

As a sort of off-topic, these "X state only got rid of Y law in Z year!" stats are fucking clickbait. The real thing to look at is the last time anyone was ever prosecuted for it and/or it was ever used in a legal dispute. Most of these laws always end up being shit that haven't been mentioned in a courtroom since the 60's.

Otherwise social (emphasis on otherwise social, the asshole cat who hates everyone obvs doesn't count) cats (or dogs) not liking someone is generally a huge red flag.

Lucas filming himself playing with dead rodents while the communal cat displays behavior of hating him is obviously not going to convince any zoomer baes to spread their legs for Plenty Good Hobo Daddy.
If he keeps posting looney videos like that he's going to have to change his name from king daddy telomerase to dead rat daddy or the rat man of mallon place

The fact he thought that was a perfectly sane and normal thing to post speaks for itself. Thats legit nutjob behavior. This is the kind of shit he does to entertain himself, fucking around with animals who clearly want nothing to do with him and recording dead street rats. Yet he never records videos of himself doing any of the normal activities nursing homes have like board games, bingo, cards or watching tv. Granted we know he doesn't watch tv even when he has access to one cause he admitted it makes the voices on the wind get alot worse, but for somebody who claims to like board games and 'doing research' for making them, he sure doesn't actually play them very often. Though considering how he acted with jamie I wouldn't be surprised if nobody wants to play games with him or he got banned from them for his behavior
 
This is some flat out serial killer shit. Like a "before they found the bodies" vibe.

This doesn't just make him look unwell it makes him look like a sadist. I've always thought he has a sick violence streak and would do some absolutely horror movie things if he could.

Remember this is a guy who talked about anally fisting a child. Now, you do you if consenting adults and butt stuff is your jam (no I'm not ashamed of that pun) but no way you could take Lucas meat paws and put them into the back door of a kid with out not just pain but actual damage.

This is also guy who tried flirting a girl into taking a finger off.

Wouldn't it be nice if Mallon gave a fuck and saw this? They don't. He's just another gross retard that pays the owners.

I have the feeling like @WonderWino said Lucas is not given full privileges of the house and even if so he's definitely not liked by anyone. He should be used to that by no one one wants him, not his family, no girls, no men. No one loves you Lucas because who you are.
 
This is some flat out serial killer shit. Like a "before they found the bodies" vibe.

This doesn't just make him look unwell it makes him look like a sadist. I've always thought he has a sick violence streak and would do some absolutely horror movie things if he could.

Remember this is a guy who talked about anally fisting a child. Now, you do you if consenting adults and butt stuff is your jam (no I'm not ashamed of that pun) but no way you could take Lucas meat paws and put them into the back door of a kid with out not just pain but actual damage.

This is also guy who tried flirting a girl into taking a finger off.

Wouldn't it be nice if Mallon gave a fuck and saw this? They don't. He's just another gross retard that pays the owners.

I have the feeling like @WonderWino said Lucas is not given full privileges of the house and even if so he's definitely not liked by anyone. He should be used to that by no one one wants him, not his family, no girls, no men. No one loves you Lucas because who you are.
Lucas absolutely has sadist tendencies. He's shown it before, like with his weird obsession with fisting as you said and the finger cutting stuff and how happy he gets when he thinks somebody he doesn't like or who criticizes his behavior suffers in some way

As for the rat stuff, yeah thats textbook psychopath stuff, especially in regards to people like lucas who already have a few screws loose. He might not go full lizzy from the walking dead with the rats but he's definitely in the same ballpark. I also suspect he keeps such behavior on the dl for the most part given his fear of getting in trouble

Lucas is absolutely the kind of person who would harm people if it benefited him in some way or they pissed him off enough, if he thought he could legitimately get away with it. He's the exact kind of hobo others make a point of being wary about being around and try to avoid sleeping with him around out of fear of getting robbed or assaulted. Theres a reason other hobos never want anything to do with him or associate with him for very long. They pick up on that shit

You can be sure lucas has some seriously fucked up dark thoughts that even he has enough brains to know to keep his mouth shut about. I'd bet good money on lucas having done shit nobody knows about that would have gotten him into serious trouble at some point in his past. We know something happened with his family that was bad enough to get essentially disowned to the point nobody wants to keep him in the loop and won't allow him near his female niece so you can bet some other sketchy shit happened at some point. Particularly given how open he used to be about offering drugs and threatening to get legit rapey with other mens girlfriends if they happened to bring them around him. An act it must be pointed out, some men will flat out murder a guy like lucas for trying. I kind of wonder if he actually tried to get a little too close to doing something like that at some point and got a beat down for it. It would explain those times he showed up with an unexplained black eye, that he conveniently didn't report to the cops or reee about like he did with the made up bat incident. Thats an odd thing to do on his part considering how much he likes to claim he'll sic the cops on you for pissing him off. and those rants about stealing other mens girlfriends did stop right around that time as well. Makes you wonder. When lucas actually gets assaulted and makes a point of neither ranting about it nor reporting it to the cops there is absolutely a reason for it, something he knows will not reflect well on him. Thats been his MO for a long time
 
Lucas has gotten his ass kicked probably many times. That black eye he did a bad job hiding, when he's visibly shaken after saying something dumb for a video and anyone passes by, and just how he talks to people, I assume he's tried gay shit too, and then anyone who knows the Starbucks thing.

But, Lucas is fully neutralized now. He can barely walk. He has very limited freedom at Mallon. He's just around older people. He has no money for himself. His health is terrible. So, Lucas is really just farting in the wind now. And the worst part is we're deprived of him mooing in the streets. Recent videos still aren't close to the good ol' days.
 
KFC has finally decided to release something that is sure to appeal to lucas's refined taste

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That is absolutely something I can see lucas trying to get doordashed to him to go with one of those horrifying tacos he raves about

Reviewbrah is going to be questioning his life choices when he sees that one
 
KFC has finally decided to release something that is sure to appeal to lucas's refined taste

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That is absolutely something I can see lucas trying to get doordashed to him to go with one of those horrifying tacos he raves about

Reviewbrah is going to be questioning his life choices when he sees that one
Lucas is the only person this would ever appeal to. He'd dip a double down in it if he could. Yuck.
 
Imagine being this low IQ and advocating for Socialism.
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Looks like he's back to posting stupid shit on facebook for the time being. I guess he didn't like the lack of responses he was getting on youtube

That said, his famous claims of having 5000 friends on facebook has now dropped to just over 3500. Something tells me that he blocked 1500 people during his paranoid reeing about not understanding when people are laughing at him or agreeing with him, or just randomly thinking somebody is out to get him

Speaking of laugh reacts:
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He sure doesn't like those laugh reacts. He also clearly doesn't understand how manipulative, abusive, controlling and narcissistic that post comes off as

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In other words its not because you disagree with me its because you disagree with me. Funny, lucas reees about everybody elses attitude toward him but gets super angry when they tell him to fuck off and don't do what he wants because of his attitude toward them

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Found that one trying to find the brokeposting page again. Which i'm starting to wonder if it got banned or something cause its not in my searches anymore and isn't showing up when I search for it. Also i'm sure that totally happened lucas. and no, leering at the screen on some free porn camsite doesn't count either lucas

Funny, I was just posting a little while ago on this thread about how lucas doesn't do the game stuff anymore and suddenly he posts this:
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He is definitely reading this thread regularly. and what the fuck is he even going on about
 
Imagine being this low IQ and advocating for Socialism.
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I've said this before, but I'd kill for someone to force Lucas into an in-depth conversation about shit like this, where he couldn't necessarily escape immediately. For 2 reasons:

1) Pretty much all of Lucas's logic falls apart immediately. I'll admit we live in a society where many people are similar. However, most of those people are aware of the associated issues and traps that go along with their retarded thoughts and adjust accordingly. Either by strawmanning, yelling about something else, etc. Lucas just kinda stops progressing through a logic loop and settles on the same chain of thought. Now he'll reiterate that same chain of thought for at least 15+ years, but it's damn near identical from early 2010s to now. That's just plain insane.

2) Watch how he reacts to being put into that situation. We somewhat got a taste of how he dealt with it when he was showing up on podcasts and shit. He'd always tiptoe around, or become locked on to some random segment of the discussion that'd effectively put the brakes on the conversation moving forward. (Top 2 that come to mind was him getting hung up on the logistics of a government mandated girlfriend or how he's legitimately working as a voice actor because he's getting paid in sandwiches.)

In most cases, you'd think "oh, he's just avoiding the topic", which is probably true. That's fascinating because it implies Lucas has some level of awareness that he only displays when he's interacting with other people. Lucas having any level of awareness is a fucking outlier, so how does he manage to display it here? Embarrassment is the most likely answer, but then you see Lucas's history and you wonder how the hell didn't embarrassment deter any of that shit? The only reasonable answer in my head is because it involves direct interaction with other people and somehow that's strong enough to turn off the milk-producing signals in his brain (to an extent).

Now why that's the case is anyone's guess. Putting on a different face when you're alone (even though it's hard to claim he's "alone" when he's uploading crazy ass videos to the Internet) than when you're directly interacting with other people is normal. It's human. But Lucas isn't normal. Lucas isn't a human. It's a freakin' paradox.

People have said this before (myself included), but I'd pay good money to see a Lucas therapy session. While it's highly likely that the session goes nowhere, I'd want to see if he's just a brick wall. Either that, or he's so dense that it's an open, yet completely meaningless, conversation that doesn't accomplish anything because he doesn't understand why his words and actions are hopelessly retarded. Like where he's talking to the therapist, but it never clicks that maybe there's not a grand conspiracy of zoomer, flatbill, bigoted Chads hording all the socialist atheist Gen Z puss puss from him. That he's just just plain undesirable and his actions, words, and personality make him even less so.

Ultimately, I want to observe how Lucas operates when he is forced to confront the stone wall that is reality and is unable to immediately escape the consequences of his retarded logic. Would he get angry? Scared? Nervous? Silently unresponsive? He'll never get to that point on his own because he's aware of what it implies (which explains everything about him) so it has to involve other people.
 
I think Lucas is dense and it would lead to nothing. Those podcasts were like the few times I trolled him in DMs and when he comments on videos. Lucas is simply like talking to a wall. He's focused on whatever he's on at the moment and that's it. I don't know if he's unaware he's being trolled as much as it doesn't even cross his mind. Kind of like autism, but not really because Lucas always poorly pretends to know what he's talking about.

I am curious about what Lucas really wants in a relationship, though. First, we know he's probably gay or at least has done gay stuff. Then, his mindset about Suzanne. He's told us many times that she was older and he "put up with her", and now demands a younger girl. Does Lucas not like that Suzanne was a fellow broken person that played his Mommy? He needs to be Daddy? That explains his endless hatred of credit cards and people with money? There's probably lots of issues with how Myrna raised him, so... there's a lot to unpack here that I don't know if Lucas is even aware of or knows how to express.
 
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Ultimately, I want to observe how Lucas operates when he is forced to confront the stone wall that is reality and is unable to immediately escape the consequences of his retarded logic. Would he get angry? Scared? Nervous? Silently unresponsive? He'll never get to that point on his own because he's aware of what it implies (which explains everything about him) so it has to involve other people.
I suspect that the closest we've seen to how he would react in such a scenario was back when he did his trip to LA and had that talk with @Jeremiah the Bullfrog who he thought was mias dad at the time. At first he knew things weren't going his way and tried to meek and submissive approach, trying to talk his way out of the situation. When that didn't work he started getting evasive and trying to pull the 'where is your evidence?!?!' idiocy that he likes to ree about that seemingly never applies to anything he himself says, and when that didn't work he defaulted to the only thing he knew how to do to make the conversation end before he got into real trouble - he flipped his shit, started trying to put the whole thing on the other guy, played victim and ranted like a loon trying to threaten his way out or make the other guy so pissed off at lucas spazzing out that he'd just say fuck it and end the conversation Note this is also what lucas does in many other situations that reflect badly on him when he doesn't get what he wants - like how he went off at the security guard at the homeless shelter when the hairdresser made it clear she wasn't interested and another guy stepped in to tell him to behave himself. He knew he'd get in some trouble and get his ass kicked out. But he also knew it wouldn't be permanent, that it would stop the encounter and likely lead to them leaving it at that and not getting pissed off enough to permaban him for staff safety or to call the cops and have him arrested for getting threatening and starting a major disturbance. Lucas is not intelligent, he's stupider than a rock intellectual wise, but he has learned how to manipulate people and situations to some degree, if only on a very limited scope, to at least get a less bad if not overtly favorable outcome. Its one of the reasons he does the note thing instead of approaching women directly, cause he knows at worst she'll ignore the note and call him a creep but he'll already have skulked off, yet if he actually tried to hit on the same woman it could lead to a worse confrontation that he'd flip his shit with and get arrested or get banned again starbucks style

In other words, he's got a sort of animalistic instinctual cunning on par with a retarded street dog that doesn't know enough not to eat garbage and its own shit, or to bark like a retard at somebody until it gets the shit slapped out of it, but knows better than to bite the guy offering a piece of his sandwich

That said, more than just putting lucas in a situation where he'd have to explain himself like you're talking about, I wonder how he'd react to a situation where somebody just slapped him upside the head and legit scared the shit out of him for trying to pull that kind of evasive bs and retarded circular logic of his. Like a literal no lucas, you will answer and will stop acting like a dumbass or i'm going to slap the shit out of you again sort of thing. We know lucas is terrified of other men, especially ones younger and smarter than he is. To put him in a situation where he knows in no uncertain terms there are serious consequences to his behavior and forcing him to act normal and answer questions and talk like a normal person or he gets another beatdown would make for a very interesting situation. If only to see if he can actually pull it off, if only for a short time. We know he can behave himself when he has a reason to or it benefits him, like when he wants something or when trying to manipulate doctors and therapists to let him out of the looney bin, and he tries to present himself as normal as he can when doing interviews, not that he ever actually does. I don't think he realizes just how batshit he came off in any of them. So yeah, I wonder if lucas would be scared into behaving himself or would have some kind of looney psychotic break cause his brain just won't let him act like that for long

I've said many times that lucas is eerily similar to the ideal inner party member and I stand by that. He hyperfixates on whatever he is talking about or doing at the time and just doesn't listen when anybody says anything contradictory about it. Its in one ear and out the other or twisted around in his brain to suit his own beliefs. Just like the party, lucas acknowledges certain fundamental truths like don't walk off a cliff or you die and you need air to breathe and to not drink bleach and such but everything else in his reality is pretty much malleable to some degree or another

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This has to be hands down one of the legitimately stupidest things that has ever come out of lucas's mouth. No lucas, having a job in a capitalist society is not socialism. That doesn't pass even the most basic common sense test. By that logic capitalism doesn't and could not exist. Having a for profit job where you make a wage is literally what a worker in a capitalist system does lucas, you fucking retard

Shit by his logic roman slaves were socialists because they had jobs and spartacus was the lenin of the roman republic

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Jesus fucking christ. 45 year old nursing home hobo lucas werner, publicly brags about how he took toys intended for literal children from a donation table for his nursing home room. So he could.....what exactly? Play with them during the day? Trade it for a pot of noodles? Offer to invite zoomer baes over to see his spider man car? Get yelled at by staff after he crawls his fat ass down the hallway at mallon place with the car making vroom vroom sounds?

Lucas literally takes toys away from children and gleefully brags about it like its a good thing. Ready to be a dad in-fucking-deed

@Fatal Walter you should definitely include the taking toys stuff from little kids in your next wern video walter
 
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I don't think he realizes those apartment buildings are for either the party elite and their families, or just overpriced condos that even rich people who can afford them don't really want.

Rich people??? In my socialist utopia???

Say it isn't so!
 
That said, more than just putting lucas in a situation where he'd have to explain himself like you're talking about, I wonder how he'd react to a situation where somebody just slapped him upside the head and legit scared the shit out of him for trying to pull that kind of evasive bs and retarded circular logic of his. Like a literal no lucas, you will answer and will stop acting like a dumbass or i'm going to slap the shit out of you again sort of thing. We know lucas is terrified of other men, especially ones younger and smarter than he is. To put him in a situation where he knows in no uncertain terms there are serious consequences to his behavior and forcing him to act normal and answer questions and talk like a normal person or he gets another beatdown would make for a very interesting situation. If only to see if he can actually pull it off, if only for a short time. We know he can behave himself when he has a reason to or it benefits him, like when he wants something or when trying to manipulate doctors and therapists to let him out of the looney bin, and he tries to present himself as normal as he can when doing interviews, not that he ever actually does. I don't think he realizes just how batshit he came off in any of them. So yeah, I wonder if lucas would be scared into behaving himself or would have some kind of looney psychotic break cause his brain just won't let him act like that for long

I've said many times that lucas is eerily similar to the ideal inner party member and I stand by that. He hyperfixates on whatever he is talking about or doing at the time and just doesn't listen when anybody says anything contradictory about it. Its in one ear and out the other or twisted around in his brain to suit his own beliefs. Just like the party, lucas acknowledges certain fundamental truths like don't walk off a cliff or you die and you need air to breathe and to not drink bleach and such but everything else in his reality is pretty much malleable to some degree or another
My assumption it would mostly phase through the cycle you mentioned with Mia's dad. Except at the end I unironically believe it would be him sobbing in the fetal position.

That's the thing that gets me. In 99% of other circumstances, you'd feel bad for the guy. He's clearly 'slow in the minds', has numerous health issues, and is simply incapable of surviving in this world. Yet he's able to manage the kind of contempt where you want to see certain things come true. (Obv not all since he'd absolutely fucking teenagers at the very least, if given the opportunity and/or circumstances.) Like, I'd love to see him participate in the socialist utopia he believes exists, and ofc the results that follow. I'd love to see him finagle the mythical socialist atheist, hot, rich zoomer bae, and her immediate reactions.
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This has to be hands down one of the legitimately stupidest things that has ever come out of lucas's mouth. No lucas, having a job in a capitalist society is not socialism. That doesn't pass even the most basic common sense test. By that logic capitalism doesn't and could not exist. Having a for profit job where you make a wage is literally what a worker in a capitalist system does lucas, you fucking retard
By his own definition, he's not a prole. LOL
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Jesus fucking christ. 45 year old nursing home hobo lucas werner, publicly brags about how he took toys intended for literal children from a donation table for his nursing home room. So he could.....what exactly? Play with them during the day? Trade it for a pot of noodles? Offer to invite zoomer baes over to see his spider man car? Get yelled at by staff after he crawls his fat ass down the hallway at mallon place with the car making vroom vroom sounds?

Lucas literally takes toys away from children and gleefully brags about it like its a good thing. Ready to be a dad in-fucking-deed
I mean, the dude has written countless attraction signs on the back of children's coloring books, word searches, and crossword puzzles. Although he hasn't done it on one he's already completed, this isn't completely unexpected.
I don't think he realizes those apartment buildings are for either the party elite and their families, or just overpriced condos that even rich people who can afford them don't really want.

Rich people??? In my socialist utopia???

Say it isn't so!
If only we knew what goes on in the mind of Lucas Werner when he posts shit like this.
 
@HackerX what mind?

Honestly I wonder how many drugs this guy has done. He seems like the kind of guy who would huff duster gas because he's either too poor or too socially inept (or both!) to obtain actual dope.
 
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Shit like this always baffles and enrages me. Spider-Man is like (one of the pinnacles) of a super hero that has unrestricted movement. Outside of ones that can fucking fly, he can get around pretty much any which way you can imagine. Why the fuck does Spider-Man need a car, or a 4 wheeler, or a motorcycle?

I get that toy manufacturers are just slapping any old license they can borrow/steal on existing toys, but Spider-Man with a vehicle always irked me. He's fucking Spider-Man, the whole gist of it is he doesn't need a vehicle. Unless it's like something underwater like a scuba set or deep sea diver or mini submarine I guess. Or like Spider-Man in space, he'd probably need like a helmet and a rocket pack or whatever.

Oh also, Lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
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