Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Exactly. In news that will shock nobody (other than perhaps Lucas himself) he misunderstands the saying much like Crusty Rusty would. The saying simply means that there is SOMEBODY out there for everyone. In no way does it say that every pot gets the lid it wants, especially if the list of demands/criteria is insane.

It's the bizarre way he interprets the abstract. Like he kinda sorta gets that they aren't meant to be literal, but then he always ends up treating them like they're literal. I know his brain doesn't function properly, or at all for that matter, but I don't understand his thought process when it comes to anything that's not tangible. It's like there's a huge, missing gap in his logic that does a 180 in between what he thinks and what he says.

I'm sure there is some broken, mentally ill, destitute woman out there who would consider being in a relationship with Lucas.

My betting favorites are Jessica Anne Boyle aka King Cobra's crazy ex-girlfriend or Annacondasin. The former is a pure alcoholic trainwreck and the latter is a sex-crazed retard.

It's just that he would never accept her. He has an incredibly shallow pool of women to draw from even if you overlook his myriad of shortcomings.

I'm curious how he'd handle it if there was an interested woman that didn't fit, nor be relatively close, to his parameters of a beautiful, fit, Gen Z, atheist socialist, hwite honey with a stable income.

Like what if another Susan entered the Wernosphere and attempted to initiate a relationship? I'm inclined to believe Lucas would be game, but the end result would certainly be damn near identical.

 

[WonderWino]

Few things:

- This video was spawned from a YouTube comment a few days ago. He dwells on the most random things sometimes.
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- WTF does "Every pot has a lid that cannot be the pot itself." Where the hell did he pull the last part come from? He somewhat clears up what he's trying to convey with "opposites attract" so it's simply another retarded manipulation tactic to get a zoomer bae, but then how in the hell are a pot and lid opposites???? Again, it's just his latest ploy for Gen Z love but he's too dumb for analogies at this point.

- "Every pot has a lid", "there's more fish in the sea"...., "it's not in the cards". He sure does love his empty platitudes. The man that gets wound up for thinking everything in the Bible is literal definitely things those phrases are literal as well. I guess the last one isn't an empty platitude though, that's sure as shit his reality.

Bonus content. Comment from his deranged staring video yesterday.
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This makes sense if you assume the point he was trying to make is he's a crazy schozofrenic. I'm not particularly sure what other point can be derived from the video.

I'm reminded of what albert speer said about platitudes during his interrogation during the nuremberg trials. About how the average person is an idiot who is easily seduced by empty platitudes because they can convince themselves of whatever they want to see in them, while he was explaining how goering was trying to manipulate several of the other defendants into going down with him

Lucas does a fantastic job of proving that particular point

EDIT:

I just noticed TCAP recipes did another wern video. a steak one this time

I laughed way too hard when I saw this comment on it:

 

[HackerX]

I was surfing through Facebook last night and snagged some pictures. Some of them may have been posted before but a fresh reminder doesn't hurt anyone.

Hrm, I wonder if this is the image in Lucas's mind when he thinks about everyone railing her.

A young Lucas. Probably the most normal he's ever looked.

His brother, Seth. I can't even. The Myrna seed is a strong one.

 

[WonderWino]

I was surfing through Facebook last night and snagged some pictures. Some of them may have been posted before but a fresh reminder doesn't hurt anyone.
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Hrm, I wonder if this is the image in Lucas's mind when he thinks about everyone railing her.
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A young Lucas. Probably the most normal he's ever looked.
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His brother, Seth. I can't even. The Myrna seed is a strong one.

Yeah they definitely get the psycho genes from her. and the psycho eyes. Seth has the exact same psycho eyed, chimp grimace expression lucas did in that famous picture he took of himself in the hospital:

Its amazing myrna can share that shit publicly and think shes not showing off the fact shes got some seriously mental sons. I wonder if anybody in her social circle ever found out about lucas's history. That would have made for quite the discussion. I don't doubt for a second myrna would do exactly what lucas does on the spot - block, delete and do everything to hide the truth getting out to anybody else she knows

That said, why did she even post that stuff to begin with? What kind of looney woman posts a pic of herself in europe, clearly trying to show off next to a high school picture of her son? Her looney as fuck son at that. You'd think she would make a point of not bringing attention to him in case anybody happens to be aware of any part of his history. Its weirdly wern like behavior in itself, just like the strange things he does to show off and brag about things nonsensically. The idiot apple clearly fell right into its own footprint in that family

 

[not in the cards]

why did she even post that stuff to begin with? What kind of looney woman posts a pic of herself in europe, clearly trying to show off next to a high school picture of her son? Her looney as fuck son at that. You'd think she would make a point of not bringing attention to him in case anybody happens to be aware of any part of his history. Its weirdly wern like behavior in itself, just like the strange things he does to show off and brag about things nonsensically. The idiot apple clearly fell right into its own footprint in that family

Looks like Myrna's Lewy body dementia is getting worse. Hell, I remember one post where the silly bint admitted to putting her swimsuit on backwards before she was going to play water volleyball.
With this is mind, I wonder how Lucas can possibly defend his own genetics now that his mother has Lewy body dementia.. Granted there's still more work to be done on how genetics impact the likelihood of getting it but so far the evidence points to genetics playing some role in whether you get it or not.

Between Myrna's condition and Lucas going through renal failure, I wonder which one is going to cark it first?

 

[Bassomatic]

It's been a while and wow did I miss some laughs!

First of all I want to say the counter point of Lucas sexuality.. thank you that was great! It's a forum for lulz and I am really happy to hear a counter point. No ego here... what I'm trying to say probably better than mine lol.

I don't mean to ignore too many but, my lord these pics hahahahha loser family grade A! For a long time I've had some pity for King Roy, because insane pussy is the best, but you do the age math out. He was too old to not know better unless he was an incel. Young Basso would put up for drama for wild sex... then found you get that with a solid woman!

It's closing on July 4th.. I can't picture Lucas acting angry "over trump" when it's because he gets 2 sparklers and a single cup cake, while the rest of us eat steaks, shrimp and get drunk in pools.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Werner were assimilated by the Borg Collective and became a drone with cybernetic implants? Would his quality of life improve?

 

[Pedophobe]

Friend of the Farms Wernology presents a recap of recent rants, pleas and attraction signs "Incel Begging for Cash ft. The Wern"

Link to YouTube

Lucas WILL pick up a hot 20-something in the park if he has $100 in his wallet and there's nothing you can do about it, except not cashapping him $100 stupid bigot.

 

[Stinkyboy]

im gladhe knows he's "low on the totem pole"

 

[HackerX]

Its amazing myrna can share that shit publicly and think shes not showing off the fact shes got some seriously mental sons.

Because she doesn't think it's loony. She thinks it's normal. Lucas has the smile. Seth has the smile. She has the smile. That's a normal smile in her crazy bloodline.

That said, why did she even post that stuff to begin with? What kind of looney woman posts a pic of herself in europe, clearly trying to show off next to a high school picture of her son? Her looney as fuck son at that.

Not that I think it's the case, but there's a non-zero chance she unintentionally played a role in Lucas fantasizing about random dudes fucking her. Myrna being the gigaboomer she is, didn't understand that Lucas's brain is broken on a fundamental level. Her brain is probably broken as well, at a much lesser degree, and she never picked up the hint that her son was erotically fixated on her when Lucas was decrying Cyril for banging Myrna. Even though that only occurred in his brain. She probably encouraged that shit since it made her feel young and attractive.

Between Myrna's condition and Lucas going through renal failure, I wonder which one is going to cark it first?

God, I hope it's Myrna outlasts him so we could at least get a somewhat expedited Facebook boomer post when Lucas dies. Maybe even some new pictures or new stories from before he went Super Saiyan retard. If it's the other way around, the only way we'll know is through some random obituary that people search for because he hasn't been online for a month.

Lucas WILL pick up a hot 20-something in the park if he has $100 in his wallet and there's nothing you can do about it, except not cashapping him $100 stupid bigot.

I wish I could just strap a GoPro on him with a $100 bucks and set him loose. Assuming he was forced to go to a bar, there's about a 99% chance of him just sitting in the corner the entire night and waiting for a woman to use his pickup like on him, but the 1%... The 1% he'd actually walk to random people and do the "Hi, I'm Lucas. Can I buy you a drink?" would be worth it. Him losing it and calling everyone bigots would be the unexpected cherry on top.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas is such a retarded loser. I feel safe making this statement. I'll pay him 200, if he spends 100 on himself. He reads here but he's such a fucking dumb glutton. If Lucas spends 100 dollars on himself (over a month for him) buying shit like clothes, chair... a fucking FORK etc... I'll give him 200 USD to meet the girlies.

I'll even pick up the first 100... yes, 300 dollary doo's Lucas. But he's such a fat faggot he will take clinkerniggers over this. The man is close to 50 years old and lives off the gov because his parents don't love him. Hilarious, he doesn't deserve love. He also couldn't wait 30 days to invest himself but he's ready to be a dad. He's just a fat gay pedo.

I look forward to Lucas losing his mom and getting cat fished again because Larry will be trooned out and no help him because he's in a dress getting fucked in a men's room truck stop instead of taking a second mortage to save that retard. I kinda enjoy pointing out how poor the Grisby's are.

You know Lucas, I own my home out right now. You live on gov bucks and your mom is poor and your dad hates you and thinks your a creep. We play pool every thurs, he's nice and ashamed of you. Very ashamed.

 

[BlastMonk]

It's been years since I listened to Lucas so I thought I'd listen to some of his latest videos and he is still going on about having longer telomeres so he should have kids with 18 year old girls, Gen Z are greedy hypocrites for not wanting a homeless Gen X man, wanting to take them out to $100 steak dinners and that being all a women young girl needs to be want to be a mother to lucas kids. It's just amazing he hasn't changed even a little. Also I think worth mentioning that sex to lucas includes violent anal fisting since he has a microdick

 

[HackerX]

Lucas mooing about politics because ofc. The "active shooting" report is apparently real, but it's simply a report at this point. If I were a betting man, the report spawned from Lucas's friend having a schizoretard moment and yelling "he's got a gun" in a crowd of people where chaos ensues.

I would have loved to see Lucas's initial reaction to his retard friend yelling "Run Lucas he's got a gun" because you know how retards react in those situations. The types of situations where you're told to remain calm but people naturally panic and everything turns into a clusterfuck, which exacerbates the problem.

Other than that, the video is lame. Lucas tries to loop in politics (something he doesn't understand) with God (something he also doesn't understand). The rational thinker he is doesn't understand root cause analysis and stops at his first conclusion.

There was also some YouTube posts:


Nigga what?

Nigga what?

He definitely couldn't point out Israel on a map, much less the entire Middle East. Probably wouldn't even get the right hemisphere TBH

The only thing about workers that Lucas supports is there tax dollars paying for his gibs

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas mooing about politics because ofc. The "active shooting" report is apparently real, but it's simply a report at this point. If I were a betting man, the report spawned from Lucas's friend having a schizoretard moment and yelling "he's got a gun" in a crowd of people where chaos ensues.

I would have loved to see Lucas's initial reaction to his retard friend yelling "Run Lucas he's got a gun" because you know how retards react in those situations. The types of situations where you're told to remain calm but people naturally panic and everything turns into a clusterfuck, which exacerbates the problem.

Other than that, the video is lame. Lucas tries to loop in politics (something he doesn't understand) with God (something he also doesn't understand). The rational thinker he is doesn't understand root cause analysis and stops at his first conclusion.

There was also some YouTube posts:
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Nigga what?
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Nigga what?
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He definitely couldn't point out Israel on a map, much less the entire Middle East. Probably wouldn't even get the right hemisphere TBH
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The only thing about workers that Lucas supports is there tax dollars paying for his gibs

That video was dumb and it was autistic. So there was not a shooting in the park, just some rumor or his dumb ass schizo friend thinking there was? That was the scariest thing ever? Not that he heard gun shots or saw anything, just the report itself. What a fat pussy that mooo cow is.

 

[HackerX]

So there was not a shooting in the park, just some rumor or his dumb ass schizo friend thinking there was?

It was a real 'report' but there are obvious questions considering it was the 4th of fucking July. Something something fireworks making loud noises something something.

Not that he heard gub shots or saw anything, just the report itself.

My pet theory is his schizo friend heard fireworks and started yelling like there was a bomb in an airport. Lucas definitely making the issue worse by asking questions loudly and 100% freaking out because he's a retard who doesn't know how to handle potentially serious situations. These type of idiots feed on each other's idiocy in a neverending cycle because they love being the source of attention for shit like this. Something like:

- Retard friend: "That sounded like a gunshot."

- Lucas: loudly "You heard a gun???"

- Retard friend: "Yeah, I heard someone shoot a gun over there!!"

- Lucas: loudly "You heard someone shooting a gun over there??" <Points towards fireworks>

- Retard friend: Starts yelling and running"everyone there's someone with a gun!!!"

- Lucas: starts running but quickly out of breath "g-g-gun". <Spots a panicking zoomer bae> " Hi, I'm <huff> Lucas <huff> can I <huff> buy you <huff> a drink?"

- <People observe the retards and start panicking because they don't know those two are imbeciles.>

There's no reason to believe either of the retards played a role but it's also not exactly unbelievable.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas mooing about politics because ofc. The "active shooting" report is apparently real, but it's simply a report at this point. If I were a betting man, the report spawned from Lucas's friend having a schizoretard moment and yelling "he's got a gun" in a crowd of people where chaos ensues.

I would have loved to see Lucas's initial reaction to his retard friend yelling "Run Lucas he's got a gun" because you know how retards react in those situations. The types of situations where you're told to remain calm but people naturally panic and everything turns into a clusterfuck, which exacerbates the problem.

Are we sure this actually happened and lucas isn't making shit up again? Lets not forget he also claims he got beaten with baseball bats for being a pedo and got pepper sprayed by the cops while taking part in some BLM riot that he had nothing to do with. Not to mention lucas's habit of seeing and hearing things that aren't actually there and seeing something that did happen and twisting it in his head and claiming it was something completely different than what actually happened

At best this was lucas being retarded and/or his friend being retarded after hearing fireworks. Not that I couldn't imagine a scenario where lucas managed to get creepy enough to piss somebody off enough to shoot at him or lucas being retarded enough to mistake fireworks, on the fourth of july of all times, think it somebody shooting and pulling the whole fire in a movie theater thing. I'd laugh my ass off if he ended up catching a charge for doing that

Just imagine lucas finding a hiding place during an actual mass shooting and refusing to let males share said hiding space, demanding women only and even then demanding they have to be teens who want to breed with him. I can absolutely see him pulling that and getting his ass beaten. Same thing if there was some nuclear bomb siren going off and lucas happened to get to the bomb shelter first. Fecund juicy wombed teen girls only bigots! No flatbill republicans! Only to let a zoomer bae in that turned out later to be a particularly well passing troon that claimed all the supplies for himself and threatened to rail his ass if he didn't stfu and do what the troon said. It would be an even worse situation than he had with cyril

 

[HackerX]

Are we sure this actually happened and lucas isn't making shit up again?

At the very least, it happened.

https://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-police-address-false-reports-of-shooter-during-riverfront-parks-fourth-of-july-celebration/article_bc1d16f1-f248-4774-af13-9c16dcfc11cc.html

Whether or not Lucas was there is another question. It's not outside the realm of possibility that he wasn't there and simply heard about it. It was at 10 PM afterall and he could have issues with curfew at the nursing home if he's out that late. He could have thought it provided a him a valuable mooing opportunity.

 

[Stinkyboy]

israel isnt on a map. its not a place
you mean palestine

 

[Kingfisher9000]

At the very least, it happened.

https://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-police-address-false-reports-of-shooter-during-riverfront-parks-fourth-of-july-celebration/article_bc1d16f1-f248-4774-af13-9c16dcfc11cc.html

Whether or not Lucas was there is another question. It's not outside the realm of possibility that he wasn't there and simply heard about it. It was at 10 PM afterall and he could have issues with curfew at the nursing home if he's out that late. He could have thought it provided a him a valuable mooing opportunity.

The article does mention police saw people running due to false information about a shooter. I’m choosing to believe Lucas’s retard friend caused the panic because it’s funnier that way.

Allen sees a scuffle break out, followed by the sound of firecrackers popping. “Egads! Violence has broken out!” He thinks, “I must save my only friend!” With great speed, he runs back toward Lucas, shouting “RUN, LUCAS, THERE’S A SHOODUR!”

 

[HackerX]

The article does mention police saw people running due to false information about a shooter. I’m choosing to believe Lucas’s retard friend caused the panic because it’s funnier that way.

Allen sees a scuffle break out, followed by the sound of firecrackers popping. “Egads! Violence has broken out!” He thinks, “I must save my only friend!” With great speed, he runs back toward Lucas, shouting “RUN, LUCAS, THERE’S A SHOODUR!”

At the very least, that's my headcanon until proven otherwise.

He's also been skimpy on the vids as of late but he did decide to grace everyone with a very informative post on YouTube.


I think he picked up the habit of boomerposting from his mother. I long for the days where Lucas would plaster a screed of his schizofrenic rants on top of an unrelated meme or a pic of his face. It's like he's not even trying to get a zoomer bae anymore!!! And on a related note, I wish there was a feature to look at an account's comment history. There are time when Lucas will respond to a comment months/years after it had been posted and it'd be neat to see what he's up to in that manner. Or gems like this: