Lollipop Chainsaw [Remade for 2023] - Check Yes Juliet!

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Game starts on her 18th birthday.
Pass. That's too close to comfort for me.

Somebody like her:

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would make the premise more tasteful.
 
Pass. That's too close to comfort for me.

Somebody like her:

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would make the premise more tasteful.
So if they changed one digit in the game's digital manual to make her 28 instead of 18 and changed nothing else you'd feel comfortable?

uh...you do know she doesn't actually exist right? She might as well be 20 seconds or 200 years old.
The "she doesn't exist" argument isn't good either. In this case she's clearly designed as an adult, but the 200 year old loli vampire thing doesn't really fly.
 
So if they changed one digit in the game's digital manual to make her 28 instead of 18 and changed nothing else you'd feel comfortable?


The "she doesn't exist" argument isn't good either. In this case she's clearly designed as an adult, but the 200 year old loli vampire thing doesn't really fly.

Maybe its just me but I think we should save all our resources for going after people who prey on real children rather than fake ones. But in this case this nonexistent character is over 18 in the fictional story which makes it even sillier to get upset over it.
 
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Maybe its just me but I think we should save all our resources for going after people who prey on real children rather than fake ones. But in this case this nonexistent character is over 18 in the fictional story which makes it even sillier to get upset over it.
I'm not saying to waste effort and resources on hunting down weirdos, just that it's not alright and should be shamed. But yeah, she's 18 and a video game character, so the virtue signalling is off the charts.

Not particularly. I wouldn't say "uncomfortable" per se, it's just not my taste. Then again, this is a video game.
We know your taste is 81, not 18, but you did allude to being uncomfortable with an adult video game character, which really is ridiculous.
 
Lollipop Chainsaw is one of my favorite games. Not for the gameplay which was still pretty good but for being memorable. There was nothing quite like it back then and even more so now. Not sure how excited I should get for this though. Some of the promotional images look good but the rest look like a typical modern remaster which isn't much more than dragging and dropping the texture files to an upscaler than pasting them back.



Do they even do physical copies anymore? Especially for remasters?
It's getting a Japanese physical you can import.
 
Limited Run is also making physicals for the US for those who don't want to import. I'd prefer importing to dealing with them if there aren't any regional differences.
I'm not pre-ordering a remaster of a game this edgy in current clown world, though. I'll wait until it's out to see how bad they fucked it. I'll be pretty surprised if it's completely intact.
 
I'll check this out just because they're making the retarded QTE optional. Fuck QTE. The only game that did it well was RE4 and it was still annoying at best. Not every fucking fight needs QTE out the fucking ass. Fuck Suda51. Fuck Jap game devs who first thought it up thinking to themselves amongst their pedo fantasies "Ho, mindlessly hitting buttons is fun because Ancient Japanese Salaryman logic! Ho!" Fuck all the retard gamedevs who copied that shit. Fuck shit-eating drooling retards who are nostalgic for that bullshit like tank controls, the Gamecube controller, and endless re-releases of Pokemon! I'm glad that shit is dead and gone because (1) it's not fun, (2) it hurts your thumb, and most importantly (3) you look like a fucking autist at a speedrun event mashing buttons. Don't believe me? Look!

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Fuck QTE.
 
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