Lolcow one liners you always remember - When your brain frequently blurts out a quote from a cow

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I'm sure many users of this site have had the experience where you are falling asleep or cooking or whatever and suddenly out of nowhere your mind just brings forth a lolcow line that makes you laugh and cringe. Or maybe it happens silently in your head during a social function and you have to suppress breaking out in laugher over it lest you have to explain what is so humorous.

Mine is grotesque genderblob megatroon Sapphixy always droning on in neckbeard voice about 'drowning in lesbian pussy' , Andrew Dobson's 'STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP', and of course CWC's 'DONT. CALL. ANYBODY.'

I am curious as to what other people's go-to's are.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"Wrong as always, stalker child"
I even said it to an uninitiated friend, completely forgetting that he won't understand the reference.

 

[Axiom.]

You really wanna fuck with someone with dark powers, guess again. - Cobra
FUCK YOU JIM, FUCK YOU FAGMENCO, FUCK ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS - Ralphamale
That's not how oopsie doodles work, stalker - Tomlinson
Ivy, you reset my biological clock - Chris

 

[just lurking]

"BOMB YOU. BOMB YOU. KILL KILL KILL" -daniel larson
"The gubberment keeps choking my damn cat" -tony chase

 

[Bill Evans 45]

'TMDWU'. Fortunately the only one present was the cat.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Not really a line, but Chris' angry noises are always really funny

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

"MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING"- CWC
"The Motal is threating to kill me"- Danial Larson

 

[Pagan Min]

"ANSWER THE QUESTION, SEAN!!!" - Nick Rekieta, aka Balldo-Boy

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Green beans, yellow beans. Green beans, yellow beans - Rev. Dr. Robert L McKim Sr.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

KingCobraJFS: "Fuck my life YouTube, I need salt."
CWC: "It couldn't be held, it just came out quick"
Masaokis: "The final reward of God, for loyal pilgrims. Cheers men."

 

[The Feline Solution]

"No, child". In the faggy Josiah 5 voice. I hope he gets that one engraved on his grave stone.

That's not how oopsie doodles work, stalker - Tomlinson

Classic

 

[Ewan McGregor]

CWC had more bangers than Horatio Caine.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

What Saddam Hussein did in Iraq is small potatoes compared to what Chris Chan has done to the autism community.

 

[bushidobrown]

I feel like Wings has so many of these.

"WHY YOU STREAM THAT SHIT!?"

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE"

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Not really a one-liner, but Patrick Tomlinson's posts are made in the exact same way so consistently that it might as well be.

 

[Necrosan]

"HIDE AND WATCH ME!" -The Gunt

I love that it makes no fucking sense.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

FUCKING BABY RAPER

 

[Seafarer]

“No monkey no stop no show” - Ethan Ralph

 

[box cutter]

"I'M WORKING ON IT!" -CWC

 

[Agares]

It's hard to pick just one banger that ol' Cobes has said. Every once and awhile we get streams that are full of them like the broken cigarette meltdown.

As for other cows...

"RANCH, NIGGER!!!"

"SCRAM BITCH!" and "Squirt a little bit there, squirty!" are are legendary Lit Romney quotes.