So I was over on lolcow farm telling them all the embarrassing secrets you guys wish you never told me, when one of their unpaid cuckquean janitorial hotpockets took offence at the beauty of the male form and banned me. They also deleted the tasteful selfie that I was banned for, presumably in a futile effort to prevent the lolcow thots from rising up in a bloody revolt the likes of which hasn't been seen since the July Days, doxing them down to their street addresses, running them down in the streets and tearing them limb from ruined limb for daring to take their precious and beloved Daddy Dynastia away from them. Unfurl the flag of glorious revolution, my comrades, it's time to eat the bitch.
In the meantime I'm going to answer them here, partly because I know somebody will see it and show them in the first ten or twenty minutes, partly because the panicked pm's you fags send me when you see me doing treasons are hilarious. So here we go.
Fear and infamy? lol. I am a sped who posts on autism forums, not a mafia don. Everything I do online I do for the sheer gigglin fun of it, and considering you post on "Mean Girls
™ ; the Image Board" I'm going to assume you know exactly what I mean. If you don't, I'm not sure how to go about explaining it to you.
Internet War Criminal is a second-generation immigrant to the USA, born to Muslim Arab parents from somewhere in the Levant. I'm guessing he had a rough childhood, because he sure doesn't much care for Muslims. He quit Kiwi Farms a while back in a hissyfit when he was told not to drunkenly spam "kill yourself" hundreds of times on the profiles of people who he disagreed with politically, and he hasn't come back since. He currently resides in Florida and works as a middle school teacher, although his job is now in question because he recently made some extremely racist and ill-advised comments in the classroom, getting his dumb ass suspended without pay. It picked up a bit of media attention, which I'm not going to link because of your weak af policies on doxing, but I'm sure you girls can find it if you look.
Rodger Rabbit was an extremely autistic teenager who basically just aggravated everyone here. I never paid much attention to him but I remember he always took the shittiest bait we gave him. He was kind of like an autistic forum pet for a while, people liked riling him up but overall found him irritating and annoying. Eventually he decided to brag about his internet girlfriend (who was a fat trailer-trash in her 40s) and made the questionable decision to post pictures of her, which obviously ended in us finding her and digging through her social media. We found a picture of her doing a duckface selfie over a Shiavo-looking dying cancer victim, which was fucking hilarious. I'm sure some of the people here still have the picture, it's kinda amazing. He quit after everyone started relentlessly bullying him over it, and his girlfriend started getting harassed irl.
Wildchild was an extremely autistic and mentally-ill-in-ten-different-ways male nurse and MtF tranny who showed up here gimmick posting his whole "Hi I'm wildchild, I like shapes and colors" deal, which irritated a lot of people, including Daddy Null. Unfortunately for them we found it hilarious how mad they were getting, so a lot of us would support wildchild and throw tantrums anytime Null even thought about banning him. Eventually WC thought it would be a good idea to write a lolcow thread on somebody he knew irl, and they immediately came over and doxed him, so he deleted the thread to try and hide the evidence. He got permabanned for that because we love doxing so much we can't ever forgive somebody for trying to cover up a good dox. He ended up wandering over to lolcow farms discord where he continued his weird gimmick, but then got increasingly more paranoid and delusional, obsessing over Clinton foundation murder conspiracies and whether or not the black people who lived across the street from him were trying to kidnap him into sexual slavery and sex trafficking. I don't know what happened to him after that. His dox is funny and the best part of it is his parents custody battle over him, where they both spent years fighting each other to
not have custody over him.
By placebo I'm assuming you mean
@wagglyplacebo. He is probably my favourite admin, he does good janitorial work and is almost always cheerful and friendly. That said, he's also morbidly obese and has a not-a-joke cuckolding fetish, in the degradation bdsm sense. Not even gonna judge or kink-shame that, good for him for not being embarrassed about what he likes, I just wish he wouldn't ask any more Kiwis to have cybersex with his wife because that's just creepy. I'm uncomfortable with the idea that he's getting a sexual thrill out of cleaning up my shitposts. He met a girl on Kiwi Forums and ended up moving across the country to marry her, and she once let slip that he suffered from (and still struggles with) pica, which is a compulsion to eat dirt usually only affecting pregnant women. It's pretty weird, and despite a lot of questioning he's never really been able to explain why he feels the need to eat dirt, although he has been going to therapy for it. He lives in the deep south now where his obesity doesn't stand out so much, and he enjoys punk music and culture. He's a nice guy overall.
As for Null's finances, I think they're doing okay now but I haven't talked to him about them in a while so things could have changed. He was considering changing his name a while back, but in all honesty that's not much of a solution. He'd get found within months. He's made some pretty good crypto investments, learned to keep quiet about projects he's working on so they can't be fucked with, and there's a certain foreign institute I'm not allowed to mention by name that may or may not have interfered with the US election and pays people minimum wage to shitpost on facebook in bad English. Kiwi Farms SEO and political discussion (along with a place for their gentle bears to hang their hats) is worth an American-size paycheck to them. Null's a good daddy and puts an insane amount of work into keeping this place running, and I don't see it going anywhere anytime soon. Cлава арстоцке, блять.
I'll do more questions later bc wew that's a lot.
