🤝 Community lolcow.farm - /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan; cuckqueaning enthusiasts

[Fire Flight]

I thibnk that the ones on the lolcow website just hate farmers because we tend to be, as the ladies say, moids, and stinky. By the way is it a red flag if my gf uses the lolcow farms? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, it's a red flag.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Is there such a thing as fake integrated though? If you don't seem out of place, you're integrated. That's like saying you fake cooked if what you made turned out to be food.

What do you usually do there? Do you just comment on cows? Troll a little?

I can't integrate into lolcow because I'm a male. Obviously I'm not going to outwardly claim I'm a woman because I'm not a tranny. The best I can do is lie by omission and not say anything obviously male. In my opinion, "integration" requires good faith, you can't really lie about who you are and fully become a part of a community, eventually the two will clash in some way. I just want to contribute to the conversation sometimes, or rarely I actually have something interesting to share. I maybe only post once or twice every couple months tbh I'm not like pulling a psyop or some shit.

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

I thibnk that the ones on the lolcow website just hate farmers because we tend to be, as the ladies say, moids, and stinky. By the way is it a red flag if my gf uses the lolcow farms? Asking for a friend.

You're on KF, the red flags cancel each other out.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't integrate into lolcow because I'm a male. Obviously I'm not going to outwardly claim I'm a woman because I'm not a tranny. The best I can do is lie by omission and not say anything obviously male. In my opinion, "integration" requires good faith, you can't really lie about who you are and fully become a part of a community, eventually the two will clash in some way. I just want to contribute to the conversation sometimes, or rarely I actually have something interesting to share. I maybe only post once or twice every couple months tbh I'm not like pulling a psyop or some shit.

I never got called out as a moid, but that was years ago before their main hobby there was women calling each other moids.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I just googled "I'm extremely pear-shaped" because it's a phrase I've seen one pooner say on Reddit (and found many others who said it) and I found this comment that just proves the lolcow.farm typical user stereotype. I don't think anyone is making those comments, sweetie. No little boy is "extremely pear-shaped".

 

[Terfatron]

Forget a sage? Red text. Mod thinks you are a man? Red text. Mod thinks you are too mean to men? Also a red text. Mod thinks something on topic is actually off topic? Red text. Discussing things at all? Derailing. Blogpost. Infighting. Integrate!
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The "InTeRgrAtE" is the most retarded one.
Make a post on topic but forget to quote a nona, BANNED!
To be honest, I don't even fully understand what arbitrary rule you break to get that ban.
Guess it's on the site but the farmhands are so on the edge with this one.

Or the "take it to/shay" when someone post some inoffensive stupid meme.
Retarded galore.

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

The fact that so many girlies were husbandofagging Luigi's Mansion that they needed to make a containment thread is sending me. The thread is great overall. Sometimes LCF pisses me off with the random aggression and infighting, but there will always be something endearing about the culture and subcultures there, including aspects I personally disagree with.

Idk anything about him othen than he's based for killing a rich old healthcare CEO, and that he's undeniably really fucking hot.

 

[King Koopa]

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The fact that so many girlies were husbandofagging Luigi's Mansion that they needed to make a containment thread is sending me. The thread is great overall. Sometimes LCF pisses me off with the random aggression and infighting, but there will always be something endearing about the culture and subcultures there, including aspects I personally disagree with.

Idk anything about him othen than he's based for killing a rich old healthcare CEO, and that he's undeniably really fucking hot.

 

[Dysnomia]

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The fact that so many girlies were husbandofagging Luigi's Mansion that they needed to make a containment thread is sending me. The thread is great overall. Sometimes LCF pisses me off with the random aggression and infighting, but there will always be something endearing about the culture and subcultures there, including aspects I personally disagree with.

Idk anything about him othen than he's based for killing a rich old healthcare CEO, and that he's undeniably really fucking hot.

I'm reading the thread now and it's so cringeworthy. They call him Weegee. Some of them want to send letters and gifts to prison. I have to wonder if they'd feel the same way if he was ugly. I think that the "eat the rich" mentality isn't enough here. If he looked like John Hinckley jr would their panties still be wet?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Luigi Mangione aka lolcow's husband:
#1: https://archive.ph/jf9Df

Here are some pics:



Someone in the thread linked Archiveofourown's page for Luigi/CEO shooter fics and it's hilarious. 111 works at the time of this posting: https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Un...an Thompson (Businessperson)'s Assassin/works

If he looked like John Hinckley jr would their panties still be wet?

Considering /m/ has ~3,000 posts simping for Paul Danno, the answer is yes. But the thread certainly wouldn't fill up in just 2 days. Lugi's second simp thread is only an hour old and already has 70+ posts, too.

 

[AnOminous]

If he looked like John Hinckley jr would their panties still be wet?

I dunno, it wasn't just looking like he did that made Hinckley unattractive, but that he was a schizo incel who tried to shoot a very popular President (liked by enough of both sides to the point he won in an absolute landslide twice in a row unlike anything seen since) to impress Jodie Foster, for her role as an underage prostitute in Taxi Driver.

So I do think killing someone incredibly popular is going to be less approved of than killing someone most people view as lower than the dog shit you scrape off your shoes.

I'm not going to deny good looks have something to do with it, especially the kind of rare good looks that women love but even men don't go "look at that fucking faggot." Add what looks like a sincere smile and a lack of "oh this dude wants to diddle an underage prostitute" and what looks like a hard luck story even for a rich kid and you have kind of the perfect formula for hybristophilia.

Honestly can't blame them. For a change.

 

[Digital Thunder]

>the in-depth headcanons and pissposting
It's a time like this that I wish I could be in a man's head just to see what the fuck he makes of this.

 

[The Grognard]

>the in-depth headcanons and pissposting
It's a time like this that I wish I could be in a man's head just to see what the fuck he makes of this.

One of two things would happen. Either he'd be flattered by the massive attention or scared by how freaky the ladies who want to get his pants off are.

 

[my penis is on fire]

I thibnk that the ones on the lolcow website just hate farmers because we tend to be, as the ladies say, moids, and stinky. By the way is it a red flag if my gf uses the lolcow farms? Asking for a friend.

You're one of the single-digit number of people on earth in the running for the Yes! My lovequest is finally over! trophy

 

[Lidl Drip]

You're one of the single-digit number of people on earth in the running for the Yes! My lovequest is finally over! trophy

I think those are only for people who meet on KF and then get married, you can't just make your spouse join the site to get it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Browsing the female board and reading about their views on their partners porn habits. I can see where they’re coming from and how they feel betrayed but I honestly think they should be having that discussion with their partner and not the crazy lady who wants to chemically castrate all men and has resigned to die alone with her cats rather than risk dating a guy who watched porn once.

 

[peble]

>the in-depth headcanons and pissposting
It's a time like this that I wish I could be in a man's head just to see what the fuck he makes of this.

Can we blame them? Luigi is a perfect symbol of masculinity (attractive, socially skilled, well-read, aimed for a successful career, willing to sacrifice himself for an idea) in a country where everything truly masculine is shunned and suppressed, whether by fatherless dangerhair femcels or by scrawny vidya-addicted groyper incels who just don't live up to this standard. Of course LCF loves him so much, in a drought you're desperate for any drop of water.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

"Terminal case of not pressing enter after quoting" is peak autism.

To me, that redtext was the only one that made sense. Not hitting enter after quoting makes the nona stand out. Integration is important on most IBs.

Has anyone else noticed an uptick in troon defenders and troon-friendly language, or am I imagining things?

You are not imagining it. I called it out months ago and got permabanned for it. You are not supposed to be noticing.

Some nonny wants a LC/CC board on JC and the moderator basically says he could make that work with help.

Why make a board on a porn website. Just ask the porn IB moid owner to teach you how to make your own board and start somewhere fresh? What are these nonnies thinking...

Browsing the female board and reading about their views on their partners porn habits. I can see where they’re coming from and how they feel betrayed but I honestly think they should be having that discussion with their partner and not the crazy lady who wants to chemically castrate all men and has resigned to die alone with her cats rather than risk dating a guy who watched porn once.

Yes, but the fact is 90% of men will not be up for this conversation. They will tell their gf or wife she is crazy for feeling some kinda way about him consuming porn, and will either spin her the "it doesn't mean anything, everyone is using porn" or "why are you so insecure/controlling" tale. Hence women tend to talk to other women about this to sense-check whether it is even "okay" to not be OK with their SO's porn consumption. Porn is a special kind of evil, and it is difficult to reason about it because you are either addicted to it, or you are considered a crazy prude. Very few fall in between.

 

[weirdMcGee]

Porn is a special kind of evil, and it is difficult to reason about it because you are either addicted to it, or you are considered a crazy prude. Very few fall in between.

As someone who falls between the porn vs antiporn debate, I dislike most porn for reducing something as human as intimacy to meager titillation instead of a means to explore sexuality in a meaningful way. This is why I don't believe most women have either capacity to get addicted porn simply because erotica and it's kin are leaps and bounds different from the hordes of trafficked degeneracy.
now that doesn't mean all lolcow nonnas are right, especially with all the coom wars over fictional 2d men kissing, but it puts into perspective why women feel hurt about all this and where men's stereotypes of women being prudes came from.

 

[ethanity]

While the sites down I was wondering if any other farmers knew when the hell the new moderation team came in? The state of /snow/ and /ot/ is abysmal.