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The reason I took so many screencaps and these archives was because one day I fear LCF is going to vanish suddenly and I wanted to preserve at least this little bit of lolcor history.
This is exactly why nonas are barking up the wrong tree in their hesitation to bring Shayna over to the farms. I want to follow her, she's already regularly brought up around the BP by the girlies who use both sites, and even though kf has a lot of enemies fighting to take us down I have a lot more faith in jewsh's backups and data storage than whoever is running lc now. /ot/ is gone, that could easily have been everything.

Yeah, moids will be moids but they get booted from BP. Lolcow has an indisputably worse problem in the form of CP spam that sometimes stays up for hours. I'll take ignoring the moids over that.
 
Is it just me, or is lolcow actually running faster now, for the first time in a year or longer? Possibly because of the images being deleted. Imagine an exploit causing your site to go down finally makes it run faster. The absolute state.
 
Junkuchan's admin posted his postmortem on the bunker.

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The farm is back, and Junkuchan has returned to its usual, quiet self. I wanted to provide a postmortem to any of the lurkers that remain, since I neglected to do that the last time Junkuchan hosted a major community I'M SORRY.

What happen(ed)
I would like to encourage you to lurk more to unearth the juicy details, but early on the morning of September 9th, 2024, /shelter/ received a massive influx of posters from a displaced community. The quantity of posts these expatriates generated rivalled that of c3’s, with an average of 150 posts an hour, exceeding the rate of every other board in the (known) webring.
The farmers stayed on Junkuchan for about 35 hours. During that time they attained 5245 posts (roughly), two file deletions, and zero bans. A dozen or so reports were filed, mostly for some variation of a-logging, all of which were dismissed. The community retreated as quickly as it arrived around midday on September 11th, 2024, leaving the site more-or-less how they found it after doubling /shelter/’s post count.

What worked
The backend handled the increase in traffic like a champ, with no downtime observed or reported. Junkuchan did have the option to temporarily ‘scale up' but the requirement to do so never presented itself. Junkuchan’s built-in VPN blocks didn’t appear to be too disruptive, and a fair number of farmers opted to use the onion address.
No farmers violated sitewide rules, allowing for very hands-off moderation. The occasional infighting may have scared off would-be posters, but this would not have prevented them from lurking and eventually migrating back to the farms after the downtime. Overall, I think the low barrier to entry and lean list of global rules enabled the farming community to regroup, communicate, and move on effectively.

What needs work
Cycling threads are incredibly convenient for staff and bystanders who don’t want to be inundated by a constant growing tumour of threads that have hit their limit. However, they don’t work for communities that like to document and archive everything. The farmer archivers were having some trouble archiving the thread, especially media to include OC. This issue was intensified by how Junkuchan instantly deletes media associated with deleted or pruned posts. It’s great for handling illegal content, but not for charming tegaki art that got slid off the site by shitposting.
I may have to pester dear Tom and other jschan contributors to implement a paged, infinite thread feature. Simply, a new ‘page’ is generated once a certain number of posts is reached where posters can continue, forever. This isn’t a new concept, it’s ancient as far as the internet is concerned, but it’s a bit of a foreign idea for western imageboard users. Of course, everyone and their drama-loving aunt will want to fine-tune pagination or turn it off entirely, downloading all 5000 posts at once, which will increase the technical hurdle of implementing the feature.
I also have some work to do with UI and UX. A massive, cycling thread will lag a lurker eventually if they never bother to refresh. I don’t want to force a refresh (they may be archiving), but I would like to remind that lurker that they can refresh and improve their experience. Also, Junkuchan’s UI elements and styling options might be killing some nonnies’ phones. I may need to see if we can implement a ‘poor mode’ to allow those affected to lurk and contribute without lag.

Briefly, the way forward
<Come up with something better than cycling threads
<Stop annihilating the legendary doodles
<Stop melting dear Anonymous’ Nokia.

Further reading:
https://archive.ph/https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/5931.html
The farm
The community from New Zealand

Very interesting read. "The farmers stayed on Junkuchan for about 35 hours. During that time they attained 5245 posts (roughly), two file deletions, and zero bans." And yet Fujochan kicked the farmers out in hours and CC banned 6 million nonnies. /shelter/ weathered several fujo/antifujo/shota infights and took the full brunt of both Rancefag AND Ritard without a single ban. Amazing. No wonder nonnies liked Cuckquing so much.

The stress testing of over 5,000 posts and a variety of user expectations were also valuable for the site and the admin writes specifically about how a cycling thread is inconvenient for archivists and what to do in the future. He also talks about it causing lag - which I never personally experienced even with a thread open with nearly 3000 replies - and is considerate of phoneposters.

He even doesn't link LCF, so a passing tourist would have no idea where to go if they simply read the post from /shelter/. That's more considerate than journoscum Kaitlyn Tiffany.

All around, everyone is happy about the 35 hours on /shelter/!

Also:

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I know... I know it's possible for women to have sexualities like this but it never computes in my brain. I don't want to believe
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This makes it even worse it looks like something a tranny would design
 
I may have to pester dear Tom and other jschan contributors to implement a paged, infinite thread feature.
>own the defacto fallback site for women’s chans
>cant program for shit
>pagination is literally the first coding hurdle you experience whilst doing webdev

I love women, I like looking at women but by god your entire sex is fucking retarded lmao :story:
 
and because Null is fat
Nigger can never catch a break :story:

I remember that public slap, that was no fucking love tap. Fupa is a huge piece of shit.
anal princess Barbie with the dirty objects
This conjured up the posts in my mind where an anon posted a pic of Shay who just bought a new frying pan with a hot pink handle. The next post was a spoilered pic of her sticking the handle up her ass. Never change, Shay.
 
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Junkuchan was honestly the most fun I've had with farmers in months. An absolute hoot. I hope the mod had as much fun.
 
Considering CC will ban you for looking at it wrong, I don't think it's a viable option.

What's with the banned word list? I'd love to know the reasons why some innocuous words are banned. It's like they want to keep the space closed to a few in the know. No wonder it's dying.
 
I'm going to start archiving some threads here so they'll be preserved. LCF so often seems on the brink of oblivion, I think it's prudent. I'll also include a little info on each thread for those unfamiliar. I'll start with the only /w/ cow I've ever been interested in:

Terry Hall/ Manaknight/ Manaknight Cosplay

A 41-year-old narcissistic self-hating zesty black cosplayer, infamous for, well, just look at the dude:

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(Terry with filters and Terry without. He doesn't want you to know he's black and past 40)

He's a lot like Adam White/Chibi. He always makes self-centered and whiny Facebook posts. He constantly talks about all the friends he has, and yet he always appears alone in candid con pics. He queerbaits for clout (as an agender, asexual non-binary) and yet exclusively likes/follows barely legal white and Asian cosplay thots. Despite being over 40, he exclusively cosplays as teenagers. Women over 30 are "old" to him. Increasingly, he has shown more of an AGP streak and his boob plate is his treasure. He even has a weird shrine to himself:

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Anyway, I'm not doing a thread write up, just introducing him so these archives have context for those who have never heard of him. /w/ is the slowest board on LCF after all.

Archives:
#1: https://archive.ph/BIXxv
#2: https://archive.ph/PywhM
#3: https://archive.ph/by7QS
#4: https://archive.ph/Ux28k
#5: https://archive.ph/mnpTB
#6: https://archive.ph/CiiFg
#7: https://archive.ph/s03Ty
#8: https://archive.ph/en2gK
#9: https://archive.ph/JvDkP
#10: https://archive.ph/S0iLB (current thread, ~460 posts in)
 
Fujoyume? Is that a fujo that imagines themselves as their husbando's boyfriend. Or is is just a way of saying you are both a fujo and a yume?
It's just a way to say she's both.
Completely OT, but why do people like to sprinkle in all these Japanese sounding words? Are they trying to acquire the ethnicity they were so unfairly denied when forcibly assigned white American autist at birth?

Why do people actually choose to sound like they are proudly addicted to Jspanese animated porn (I assume)?
 
Completely OT, but why do people like to sprinkle in all these Japanese sounding words? Are they trying to acquire the ethnicity they were so unfairly denied when forcibly assigned white American autist at birth?

Why do people actually choose to sound like they are proudly addicted to Jspanese animated porn (I assume)?
They're just weeb words, it's not that deep. Non english speakers adopt english words all the time too.
 
I'm going to start archiving some threads here so they'll be preserved. LCF so often seems on the brink of oblivion, I think it's prudent. I'll also include a little info on each thread for those unfamiliar. I'll start with the only /w/ cow I've ever been interested in:

Terry Hall/ Manaknight/ Manaknight Cosplay

A 41-year-old narcissistic self-hating zesty black cosplayer, infamous for, well, just look at the dude:

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(Terry with filters and Terry without. He doesn't want you to know he's black and past 40)

He's a lot like Adam White/Chibi. He always makes self-centered and whiny Facebook posts. He constantly talks about all the friends he has, and yet he always appears alone in candid con pics. He queerbaits for clout (as an agender, asexual non-binary) and yet exclusively likes/follows barely legal white and Asian cosplay thots. Despite being over 40, he exclusively cosplays as teenagers. Women over 30 are "old" to him. Increasingly, he has shown more of an AGP streak and his boob plate is his treasure. He even has a weird shrine to himself:

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Anyway, I'm not doing a thread write up, just introducing him so these archives have context for those who have never heard of him. /w/ is the slowest board on LCF after all.

Archives:
#1: https://archive.ph/BIXxv
#2: https://archive.ph/PywhM
#3: https://archive.ph/by7QS
#4: https://archive.ph/Ux28k
#5: https://archive.ph/mnpTB
#6: https://archive.ph/CiiFg
#7: https://archive.ph/s03Ty
#8: https://archive.ph/en2gK
#9: https://archive.ph/JvDkP
#10: https://archive.ph/S0iLB (current thread, ~460 posts in)
Terry is trooning now, worst Terry arc.

Plus the man eats nothing but white cake and chicken tenders and doesn’t drink water and bathes with Dawn dish soap so he’s aging like a banana wearing butt pads.
Plus he’s going ana, which makes him look the opposite of womanly but he’s convinced it shows his “curves”.
Bitch those are BONES.

He’s the weeb version of Lucas Werner, creepy older man in constant search of zoomers and how to attract them.

Also like Lucas, regardless of money or looks their personality is why they’ll never get their zoomer babes.

Terry is fun
 
Holy shit what a blast from the past I completely forgot about Terry. People really got to avoid going by Terry or Teri(yaki) seems super cursed.
 
Completely OT, but why do people like to sprinkle in all these Japanese sounding words?
Basically all fujos are weebs and Japanese happens to have a word for "girls who like boys fucking romancing each other" which is oddly specific and not in other languages, so it's a natural fit. Yumes are essentially normal heterosexual women but they're already kind of locked into the nomenclature. Plus, people prefer to use one highly specific word than a multi-word phrase to describe the same thing.
 
I'm going to start archiving some threads here so they'll be preserved. LCF so often seems on the brink of oblivion, I think it's prudent. I'll also include a little info on each thread for those unfamiliar. I'll start with the only /w/ cow I've ever been interested in:

Terry Hall/ Manaknight/ Manaknight Cosplay

A 41-year-old narcissistic self-hating zesty black cosplayer, infamous for, well, just look at the dude:

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(Terry with filters and Terry without. He doesn't want you to know he's black and past 40)

He's a lot like Adam White/Chibi. He always makes self-centered and whiny Facebook posts. He constantly talks about all the friends he has, and yet he always appears alone in candid con pics. He queerbaits for clout (as an agender, asexual non-binary) and yet exclusively likes/follows barely legal white and Asian cosplay thots. Despite being over 40, he exclusively cosplays as teenagers. Women over 30 are "old" to him. Increasingly, he has shown more of an AGP streak and his boob plate is his treasure. He even has a weird shrine to himself:

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Anyway, I'm not doing a thread write up, just introducing him so these archives have context for those who have never heard of him. /w/ is the slowest board on LCF after all.

Archives:
#1: https://archive.ph/BIXxv
#2: https://archive.ph/PywhM
#3: https://archive.ph/by7QS
#4: https://archive.ph/Ux28k
#5: https://archive.ph/mnpTB
#6: https://archive.ph/CiiFg
#7: https://archive.ph/s03Ty
#8: https://archive.ph/en2gK
#9: https://archive.ph/JvDkP
#10: https://archive.ph/S0iLB (current thread, ~460 posts in)

I'm working on a similar project, but for the pro-ana threads. As I get things archived, I'm going to drop the links into the pro-ana thread that's already here.
 
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