Life is Strange - What do you think of it?

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Hermione Granger said:
I thought these cringe lesbian shit games was done, but no there is more on the way..

Life is Strange creators' Lost Records launches in two parts Landing February and March 2025.​


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So Lost Records is meant to be a spiritual successor to Life Is Strange after Dont Nod lost control of the IP. That’s why that girl at the end looks a lot like Max.

The sad thing about Dont Nod is for every 1 thing they do right they do about 4 other things wrong that ruin the game. The trailer actually looks pretty decent on the surface but when it comes to writing and characters thats where they go belly up.

And you can bet your ass that the normal sane white middle-aged guy that questions the teen rebel toomfoolery that ensues will be the villain somehow.
 
The Polaroid Man said:
Max Caulfield is such a selfish dumb character and with her being the mascot of this poorly-conceived IP it's no wonder she shares the same outfit as goddamn Lester the Unlikely.
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Um, excuse me? If you don't have anything nice to say, it's better you don't say anything at all.

Sorry for double-posting but it seriously pisses me off how much everyone rags on me for choosing Chloe. First and foremost, I've said it before and will say it again. Damn that pussy nice. You incels don't understand how much fun daddy-issues BPD junkie sluts like Chloe are in bed. And all the belly-aching about the town of Arcadia Bay? Give me a break. That town was rife with rapist freaks like Nathan, incels like Warren, worthless single-mothers like Chloe's own mom, Jewish Pedophiles like that faggot Jefferson and not to mention a whole heap of liberals, niggers and drug-dealers. I challenge you to cite a single victim of the tornado that was truly innocent. And before you mention Chloe's asshole stepdad, he canonically survived according to the second game. And Yes, after Chloe broke up with me I fucked her step-dad and made damn sure she saw it.

So don't fucking come at me. You don't know how annoying this time-travel shit is to actually live with.
 
This game franchise ended with the first one, after you scarified the blue haired biatch to save the town and its people. Every game that comes after is just faggot shit trash fire. But the developer got so heckin' buttmad, that no one did see the first game as the lesbian simulator it was ment to be. So they had to make the 'before the storm', as a statement it was actually a lesbian game. If you choose to not to kiss at the end but be friends, you end up with a black screen, you cant make up this shit.
 
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Hermione Granger said:
This game franchise ended with the first one, after you scarified the blue haired biatch to save the town and its people. Every game that comes after is just faggot shit trash fire. But the developer got so heckin' buttmad, that no one did see the first game as the lesbian simulator it was ment to be. So they had to make the 'before the storm', as a statement it was actually a lesbian game. If you choose to not to kiss at the end but be friends, you end up with a black screen, you cant make up this shit.
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The first one is a mess but I can't deny it has potential in the hands of more competent people (AKA NOT THE FRENCH). I would lose my shit and retract all criticism of the franchise if they cut to black just like the Sopranos did with "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey.
 
Over the last seven years, the garbage woke game developer Don't Nod Entertainment has lost 95% of its value..

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And here is the new trailer of their latest lesbian simulator, this will not end well..


Go thumb this shit down.
 
The Polaroid Man said:
And you can bet your ass that the normal sane white middle-aged guy that questions the teen rebel toomfoolery that ensues will be the villain somsomehow
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The villain in the first game was the hipster glasses "follow your dreams" late 20s high school photography teacher. He turns out to be a rapist serial killer. The middle aged white guy who questions the girls and tries to control where they go was a well meaning step dad
 
Lost Records: Bloom and Rage is so poorly done and the second part isn't even out.

The story jumps from 1995 to 2022 too many times. I will admit I liked Life Is Strange 1 and Before The Storm, but I hate 2, 3 was subpar, and Double Exposure is fucking stupid.

All of the girls are 16 or 17 years old in '95 and in their 40's in 2022. You have Swann, the fat nerdy movie-fanatic as the main character. Nora, the lesbian goth girl who's a scared-y-cat oddly enough. Autumn, the token Black Army brat who wants no part in White foolishness when it comes to spooky shit. Finally you have Kat, the firecracker who has a poorly implemented twist reveal of her backstory at the end of part 1. Kat has leukemia and there are no signs that she does until her sister's boyfriend reveals it at the very end.

The girls act infantile and extremely cringe, even for 90's teenage antic standards.

The social commentary regarding some issues is unnecessary. There are references to COVID vaccines, tree-hugging, deer hunting, fatphobia, Canada being "better" than America, slut shaming, being a "model minority", and too much emphasis on sexuality.

There are some minor inconsistencies with the 90's theme. The Blaire Witch Project is referenced even though that came out in '99 and not '95. Autumn also had a Yu-Gi-Oh necklace before the manga even came out, but whatever.

The antagonist is Kat's sister's boyfriend and it is really lame how they portrayed their fights with him.

The girls make a blood pact in the woods, next to an old house they found that they turned into a hangout spot, and find a huge glowing sinkhole the next day where they did. The girls make wishes into the sinkhole and weird purple shit happens sometimes later on that isn't fully explained.

Part 1 ends with the dumbest fucking "concert" I've ever seen. Even special education 10 year olds wouldn't have done what they did. They went to a REDNECK BAR PARKING LOT UNINVITED THAT KAT'S SISTER WORKS AT TO PLAY GIRLY PUNK MUSIC.

There is a sense of urgency in something that happens at the end, a medical emergency to Kat with her bleeding out her nose and collapsing, and the dumb sister wastes time screaming at her sister's friends and throwing their band equipment out of the truck bed to take her sister to the hospital. Kat either died that day or she will survive into part 2.

Vara's Livestream of it (she didn't buy this garbage, she got it on PlayStation Plus). Thanks for taking one for the team, Vara!


 
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Life Is Strange: Double Exposure performed poorly and is a large loss to Square Enix. All time peak of LiS 2 was 400k+ on Steam. Double Exposure barely got an all time peak of 8k.
 
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