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- May 25, 2013
Either we'll be in the next dimension or Chris will shit himself and do nothing.
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Commissary gadgets don't have connectivity of any kind, I highly doubt Chris would know how to smuggle a phone or know where to get a smuggled one either.Trust me he will figure that out
Smartphones are relatively cheap and wifi is everywhere.
Homeless in my city use smartphones and download free texting apps then whenever they pass somewhere with free wifi they check to see if they have any messages.
The smart phone I am on right now was $20 at Walmart.
Begging Chris could make that in a day
Or more likely a ween will just give him a phone to message on
As weird as it is, based off of the Un-clit I think Chris wants both a penis and vagina at the same time. He wants a vag to trib with but also he wants the growth still above it to fuck with. Even if he says he doesn't I think that is what he actually wants.It's been a while since I checked up on this but in my state there was a prisoner in the can that was doing time for molesting little boys. This person was also transgender and petitioned the state to pay for gender reassignment surgery. There was an ongoing court battle about this and I believe the state finally gave up and said "Here's a blank check, cut off them balls."
Chris has admitted to being ashamed of the "growth" he was wrongfully born with. Didn't stop him from sticking it in Barb. But anyway, I wonder if this is something Chris would pursue. Then on day one of freedom he would be a true and honest woman.
What a silly bastard Chris is. He should know he already has a He-Pussy.As weird as it is, based off of the Un-clit I think Chris wants both a penis and vagina at the same time. He wants a vag to trib with but also he wants the growth still above it to fuck with. Even if he says he doesn't I think that is what he actually wants.
The trolling has always been twenty somethings pretending to be girls interested in him. Then they take advantage of his naivety. If Chris is in his fifties after a long stint in prison I just can't see the dynamic working the same way. Chris's sex drive will probably be shot and I can't see teens wanting to sex talk with a fifty year old autistic except maybe Bluespike.Now that's actually a good point I mean do you think his age would play a factor in trolling if let's say after 10 years he gets out and he starts uploading to YouTube again resuming his old life and asking for donations for more sonichu issues. Do you think people would look at him and say who cares he's in his fifties now or do you think the trolling would continue from there?
Or on the flip side do you think Chris will get out and leave his old life completely behind?
Chris might still hold the merge beliefs so weirdos would still flock to that.The trolling has always been twenty somethings pretending to be girls interested in him. Then they take advantage of his naivety. If Chris is in his fifties after a long stint in prison I just can't see the dynamic working the same way. Chris's sex drive will probably be shot and I can't see teens wanting to sex talk with a fifty year old autistic except maybe Bluespike.
>chrischan figuring anything outTrust me he will figure that out
If chris cleaned himself up and put effort in life I think he wouldn't have a problem finding someone. Kinda hopeing option 3 happens now.1. (Highest Chance, Neutral Ending) He'll fade into obscurity, begging for money either online and struggle even more than he used to, if convicted as a SO. He's already impossible to hire, now it's even more difficult since people on all sides hate people like him, except maybe trannies who are defensive of even the most evil of other troons. Maybe even go homeless. Or maybe he'll join the Tranch!
2. (Second-Highest Chance, Bad/Legendary/Secret Ending) He'll kill himself. Probably by overdosing on painkillers, because it's the easiest and least painful and least work-intensive. If anyone find him it will be a caretaker within 24 hours or a fan/troll within a week of silence.
3. (Lowest Chance, Good Ending) He'll have an epiphany, abandon the Tranny shit, stop obsessing over cartoons, find someone to help him. I'd reccomend he just join a fucking monastery of some sort, if that's even possible near him. Entrench himeslf in a positive and healthy enviornment. He completely flips his life around, becomes a advocate for de-transitioning, autism, and internet safety for mentally disabled. He dies peacefully celibate, with his current friends, and have his new friends, whoever they may be, attend his funeral, along with potentially hundreds of internet fans and trolls/ex-trolls.
assuming he surrvives that longHe'll be fifty years old if they go through with ten year sentence. I don't think even ween-ish kids will feel like fucking with him.
Not to mention phone calls. I don't know what the rules are about recording and posting phone calls with prisoners, but I've certainly heard plenty of them on true crime podcasts. I don't know about video recording visits, you see way fewer of those, but I'd chalk that up to geography.In prison he may get extremely limited access to internet and you know for a fact weens and YouTubers will be writing letters to him trying to get artwork or put on the visitation list in exchange for commissary donations so it's not like we won't hear from him wile he is in prison.