Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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while he is in prison there is almost a 100% chance some retarded ween completely robs 14 BC or burns it down, so homeless saga is coming whether you are ready or not
 
I don't feel like he's going to be put into PRISON.
I think they're going to deem him more fit for a mental facility, and if/once he gets released, then homeless saga begins.
 
I'm sure the A-Logs and weens are creaming their jeans over the prospect of a long prison sentence, but in all likelihood, he'll get a plea deal and serve a few years at most. Either way, I see three possibilities:

1) He goes into some kind of assisted living situation given his declining mental health.
2) He'll get out, continue to collect government cheese and find some way to cash in on his infamy.
3) Without family waiting for him or any support system, he'll be rendered homeless and fade into obscurity.

A fourth, and by far the most unlikely, scenario is that he gets actual help while in prison and comes out somewhat better adjusted. Hey, anything is possible, right?
 
Trust me he will figure that out
Smartphones are relatively cheap and wifi is everywhere.
Homeless in my city use smartphones and download free texting apps then whenever they pass somewhere with free wifi they check to see if they have any messages.

The smart phone I am on right now was $20 at Walmart.
Begging Chris could make that in a day
Or more likely a ween will just give him a phone to message on
Commissary gadgets don't have connectivity of any kind, I highly doubt Chris would know how to smuggle a phone or know where to get a smuggled one either.
 
It's been a while since I checked up on this but in my state there was a prisoner in the can that was doing time for molesting little boys. This person was also transgender and petitioned the state to pay for gender reassignment surgery. There was an ongoing court battle about this and I believe the state finally gave up and said "Here's a blank check, cut off them balls."

Chris has admitted to being ashamed of the "growth" he was wrongfully born with. Didn't stop him from sticking it in Barb. But anyway, I wonder if this is something Chris would pursue. Then on day one of freedom he would be a true and honest woman.
As weird as it is, based off of the Un-clit I think Chris wants both a penis and vagina at the same time. He wants a vag to trib with but also he wants the growth still above it to fuck with. Even if he says he doesn't I think that is what he actually wants.
 
He'll be homeless and die on the street. No family remains who'll take him in. Barb hocked the house to the bank to pay credit cards, it'll be foreclosed and auctioned off within a few months as nobody remains to make payments. The money will be gone, the property will be gone, he'll walk out of jail with literally nothing and isn't nearly competent enough to make any sort of life for himself.
 
As weird as it is, based off of the Un-clit I think Chris wants both a penis and vagina at the same time. He wants a vag to trib with but also he wants the growth still above it to fuck with. Even if he says he doesn't I think that is what he actually wants.
What a silly bastard Chris is. He should know he already has a He-Pussy.
 
Now that's actually a good point I mean do you think his age would play a factor in trolling if let's say after 10 years he gets out and he starts uploading to YouTube again resuming his old life and asking for donations for more sonichu issues. Do you think people would look at him and say who cares he's in his fifties now or do you think the trolling would continue from there?
Or on the flip side do you think Chris will get out and leave his old life completely behind?
The trolling has always been twenty somethings pretending to be girls interested in him. Then they take advantage of his naivety. If Chris is in his fifties after a long stint in prison I just can't see the dynamic working the same way. Chris's sex drive will probably be shot and I can't see teens wanting to sex talk with a fifty year old autistic except maybe Bluespike.
 
If, and only IF Chris survives prison, he might just go back to doing the same shit from before. Chris has stayed the same person (more or less, albeit with slight changes) over the course of his adult life - selfish, self-absorbed, clueless, socially-stunted, etcetera. On the other hand, Chris has never been truly challenged before, having barely stepped out of his comfort zone; the toughness of prison will push him right out. I can imagine his initial transition into prison going similarly to Thomas Boggs, but beyond that he'll have to toughen up or give the illusion of toughness if he doesn't want to be raped, shanked, or both. He'll have to keep his mouth shut, his eyes open, and distract himself (maybe learn how to read, cook, anything?) No Sonichu talk, no saying the n-word, no getting in with the wrong gangs or pissing off the wrong people...

Chris will likely be on a sex offender's registry for the rest of his life so he'll need to move where the diddlers go, maybe move in with Tommy Tooter, and perhaps he can get a minimum wage job in a rural area or at a place where he isn't interacting with people. It will be far from easy, but maybe Chris can use that self-preserving instinct to survive jail and make something of himself. Who knows?
 
The trolling has always been twenty somethings pretending to be girls interested in him. Then they take advantage of his naivety. If Chris is in his fifties after a long stint in prison I just can't see the dynamic working the same way. Chris's sex drive will probably be shot and I can't see teens wanting to sex talk with a fifty year old autistic except maybe Bluespike.
Chris might still hold the merge beliefs so weirdos would still flock to that.
 
Trust me he will figure that out
>chrischan figuring anything out
he got tricked into giving over 6000 dollars to 2 random autists because they claimed they were torturing one of the sugar plum fairies in his head

chris will never figure anything out
 
1. (Highest Chance, Neutral Ending) He'll fade into obscurity, begging for money either online and struggle even more than he used to, if convicted as a SO. He's already impossible to hire, now it's even more difficult since people on all sides hate people like him, except maybe trannies who are defensive of even the most evil of other troons. Maybe even go homeless. Or maybe he'll join the Tranch!

2. (Second-Highest Chance, Bad/Legendary/Secret Ending) He'll kill himself. Probably by overdosing on painkillers, because it's the easiest and least painful and least work-intensive. If anyone find him it will be a caretaker within 24 hours or a fan/troll within a week of silence.

3. (Lowest Chance, Good Ending) He'll have an epiphany, abandon the Tranny shit, stop obsessing over cartoons, find someone to help him. I'd reccomend he just join a fucking monastery of some sort, if that's even possible near him. Entrench himeslf in a positive and healthy enviornment. He completely flips his life around, becomes a advocate for de-transitioning, autism, and internet safety for mentally disabled. He dies peacefully celibate, with his current friends, and have his new friends, whoever they may be, attend his funeral, along with potentially hundreds of internet fans and trolls/ex-trolls.
If chris cleaned himself up and put effort in life I think he wouldn't have a problem finding someone. Kinda hopeing option 3 happens now.
 
Beware, TL;DR coming

"Do you think there will be people of this board still watching and observing him?"

Yes. Observing no..., I mean there will probably be a dozen people who try to exploit him by setting up visitation meetings and trying to record him. No clue how interviews work with prisoners and what permissions you need and what qualifications the prisoner must meet. But yes, if said interviews happen people for the next 20 years will still be updating the CWCki with information and transcripts of those interviews. People will count the days until Chris-chan's release. And Chris-chan will be invited to interview after interview for years after he gets out. There will be more in-depth documentaries. Chris will be treated like a famous murderer.
Someone asked if Chris will finally have his own Wikipedia article. He won't right now, but 3-5 years from now? Definitely, especially if he dies. The changing of culture and the generation in charge (millenials) will make Chris the cautionary tale he has been for the last 14 years.
Something 2deep4u to think about is, when Chris gets out, will the internet still be here? I know that sounds retarded, but something could replace the internet in 10-20 years.
But my question is would the CWCki still be up? How will it pay for itself with less traffic and donations? Sure for the next year the CWCki is gonna be bombarded with new visitors since Chris is/about to blow up bigger than he ever did because of all this. Also will the CWCki decide, hey now Chris is a rapist, do we really want to keep this site up?
Another thread asked does recent events change how you feel about old Chris and his antics, and the poll showed a lot of you guys feel sad. Not me. Michael Jackson might have been a pedo, but that doesn't change how I like his music before. O.J. probably killed his ex-wife, but that doesn't make him a shit football player. So just because Chris may be a incestuous rapist, that isn't gonna make me not enjoy the classics like THAT IS MY HOUSE!, CHRIS! CHANDLER! The Father Call, Nothing But Net, HE SETS ME ON FIRE! HE SETS ME ON FIRE!.

"Will there be more trolls that pop up?"

Nnnnno? I don't think there will be any prison/psych-ward trolls. And because of people like Null and some of you faggots, trolls have been nipped in the bud for the last 2-6 years. Dear god, all this fucking doxxing on here and in the last 6 years. Some of you faggots would have doxxed Clyde, Liquid and Alec.
Protecting Chris from trolls and preventing new ones no matter they probable weens or failures is and always has been 2 things. White Knighting and Lulz killing. Null organizing a gift basket for Chris for the House fire was okay, but then busting idea guys, troon squad and more is just white knighting. And now you faggots are doing it again with whoever the bitch who recorded Chris' incest confession.
So no. I think the days of new TRUE AND HONEST; especially good, trolls are done since after 2011.

"What will Chris do now that he has no house no car and no family because we know for a fact he is never going to leave his City even in this situation and we also know that everyone in his community knows who he is and what he did at this point so it's not like you'll get to be just some anonymous guy on the street."

I don't have much sympathy for Chris. But even now, Chris is not Hitler (though my problems with Hitler are minimal), but Chris has had it coming and has needed a true buttfucking from reality for the last two decades, autistic or not.
BUT I do have hope that either Jail or the Psych-ward will fix him or improve him. With no protection, no enablers, professional help, and beatings from guards and prisoners giving him a reality check and his autism card being stripped from him, maybe, just maybe Chris will think better, function better, be better.
His life is gonna suck no doubt, but for at least the last 20 years Chris has needed better help. Help that FORCED him do the things he needs to do. Chris NEEDED a new psych evaluation or check up on his Autism. Now he will be forced to. Chris was probably prescribed a lot of shit, and probably quit taking them be his own laziness, his ego, or trolls convincing him he didn't need them or shouldn't take them. Now he'll be forced to.
With Chris now MORE on the government's radar, when/if he is released professionals will be there to help him get housing and convince and help him get a fucking job.
His life is gonna suck more than the average persons, and a lot more than the life he is used to, but if he makes it out, if people did their job right, he should be able to survive and thrive.

"Will Chris go back to his old ways but instead of begging for donations while surrounded by toys you will be begging for donations under a bridge surrounded by crack addicts then uploading the footage using the libraries internet?"

If the prisons, the counselors, and the psych-ward do their job right, then Chris should be reformed enough to not have to resort to being a bum under the bridge.
Though this is Chris,. Even if they reform him enough to be a bag boy at the grocery store and living in section 8 housing, Chris will probably still be a spergy attention whore in his spare time/days off. Even if he becomes employed and living on his own, Chris will probably keep making the comics, making youtube videos, and sperging out on Twitter and Facebook.
 
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In prison he may get extremely limited access to internet and you know for a fact weens and YouTubers will be writing letters to him trying to get artwork or put on the visitation list in exchange for commissary donations so it's not like we won't hear from him wile he is in prison.
Not to mention phone calls. I don't know what the rules are about recording and posting phone calls with prisoners, but I've certainly heard plenty of them on true crime podcasts. I don't know about video recording visits, you see way fewer of those, but I'd chalk that up to geography.

IANAL but I bet once the conviction and sentencing are done and dusted, people can phone him and record it and post it all they want, as long as he consents and the endeavor doesn't break Son of Sam laws (if those apply here.) I can see him dictating some rambling scripture from the other side of the dimensional merge or whatever, and a smug "troll" actually spending hours transcribing it for the internet.
 
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