Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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I agree with the Kiwi that Chris plotted this via breadcrumbs via "Sonichu" :The Barb doll for the Sex-Ed Special, the Amiibo with the cleavage, Barb treating him like a servant/Golden Child and having an autistic rage over him buying a mattress instead of spooning her and Troll witnessing her receiving shoulder massages from him and her propensity to try to fuck Harriet's husband and lying about being part of the Boylen Clan when her past included being raped by her uncle and slut-shamed by Harriet in their teens.
Him flattering her as "Honey is better than vinegar" and their shared violence by taking turns in running over Snyder and the consequences of Chris "SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING FOR MY MOTHER'S HEALTH", lying in the jail cell and beating the bars with his feet and crying for Mommy until he got bailed out by her.

And again, in Chris' Love Quest goals to have a fuckmommy to replace Barb.
 
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Kyuss said:
Well I still have hope that Chris-Chan goes the Dolarhyde route and gets really buff with extensive Sonichu tattoos after prison. Hunting down trolls to amass their power.
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Unfortunately Chris already believes himself to be physically and mentally perfect, but I could see him getting a bunch of weird sonichu tattoos and say they help him channel his powers or whatever.
Kyuss said:
In another universe we got full the full serial killer Chris-Chan and not the mother raping Chris-Chan.
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If Chris was a serial killer, what would his MO be?
 
Kyuss said:
Well I still have hope that Chris-Chan goes the Dolarhyde route and gets really buff with extensive Sonichu tattoos after prison. Hunting down trolls to amass their power.
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In another universe we got full the full serial killer Chris-Chan and not the mother raping Chris-Chan.
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"Do yyyou see here, Null? Megan in hmmm human form. Do y'all see? Megan changing. Do y'all see? Megan rerereborn. Do y'all see? I am the Sonichu goddess of this here dimension 1218 and c197 and y'all call me insane."
 
Jon Osterman said:
If Chris was a serial killer, what would his MO be?
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At one time I would of said killing random men or perceived "boyfriends" of women he lusted after.
I'd argue more now a situation more common with would-be serial killers. Chris putting himself in some situation with kids/young adults like "the troon squad" that quickly gets out of hand. Maybe he touches one of them inappropriately and after an altercation Chris just snaps. In serial killer history the first murder victim often times is the result of a misunderstanding with no premeditation. Afterwords the killer realizes the rush or fulfillment and must replicate this feeling.
Perhaps from that point he solicits to young troons only to murder them. Using his Sonichu medallion to choke the life of them.

For anyone coming into the conversation this is a joke.
Chris-Chan has shown many comparable traits to that of your average serial killer, mass murderer, etc.
That doesn't mean he has shown the more exaggerated traits nor does it mean someone with many of these traits would end up being this violent of an offender.
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I am the Sonichu goddess of this here dimension 1218 and c197 and y'all call me insane."
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"T-this is Christian before his transformation do you see?"
"This is Christian in his Sonichu form do you see?"
"I am Christian Weston Chandler and yet you call me IAN BRANDON ANDERSON SOMETHING!"
 
Kyuss said:
Some of the cops and local stores talk about him. It's like The Bag Lady in Wilmington Delaware.
A lot of towns have their local eccentric they talk about.
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Actually, this got me thinking: for years, Ruckersville sheriff and metro police have Chris' address memorized. Plus, I don't doubt they've read the CWCki or watched a video every once in a while. I assume when they responded with those many calls about the incest and forced Chris out of 14 BLC, among the many questions they asked Barb would be if she knew of Chris' escapades (ordering sex toys, having sex with his sex dolls); "Ma'am, do you know what Chris has been up to?"
 
Kyuss said:
To some extent, a social worker has probably told her as she would have asked why she can't see Christian.
I think Bob knew though, he wasn't unintelligent and i'm sure could have figured out how to find his son on the internet.
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You're right, while Bob wasn't tech-savvy about the Internet (most likely disconnecting the cable instead of axing the modem), he introduced his son to the Commodore and knew about pre-internet computers in the 1980's and his engineering degree.
 
Kyuss said:
I think Bob knew though, he wasn't unintelligent and i'm sure could have figured out how to find his son on the internet.
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The trolls did send a postcard which was a printout of Chris during "For Julays eyes only". And in response, Bob took Chris' PSEye and that was it. Before that, there was the trolling event where Clyde sent those hookers to 14 BLC, causing Chris to cry for the first time (allegedly). With that said, It's hard for me to believe Bob knew how to find Chris on the net, yet is still apparently surprised with what his son gets away with, and still blames the trolls. Sure, trolls where half the problem, but the other half is on Chris and his insistence to engage with them. Again, why not cut the net? Chris wasn't ever going to listen to Bob. Bob and Barb never use it except to maybe pay bills. To be honest, the Chandlers would have been better off without the internet and live like any white trash family would.

Look at the house tour that Chris uploaded: Bob knew, and he knew he did not want that info out there lest the Chandlers get evicted. But what Bob didn't know is that no matter how much Chris deletes the info, it's already saved. And if Bob saw the CWCki and all of Chris' photos there, you'd best believe he'd want the CWCki shut down, which wasn't going to happen, and thus his only potion to save the privacy of his family was cutting down the internet. I would not be surprised in the arguments Bob had with Chris, that he blamed the internet for making his son cross dress.
 
RodgerDodger said:
They can find some remote area of mountainous woodlands and put in a punch of little 1 room cottages. each just enough to house one tard. Tell them they are going to a special "camp". One to teach them lifeskills. Like concentration. I'm sure they could finds a Chinese company willing to run it. I mean Chris may be a fat greasy tard, but his Kidney's are probably pretty healthy, right?
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If you put Chris anywhere that's visible outdoors, people will be sitting in the woods trying to videotape him/fuck with him constantly.
 
Kyuss said:
I think Bob knew though, he wasn't unintelligent and i'm sure could have figured out how to find his son on the internet.
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From what we know of Bob he spent most of his time listening to music and tending to his garden, and not interacting much with the computer. If he cared to I'm sure he would know how to search the computer's history, but I don't think he ever had the motivation to. Also there's a decent chance Chris would have complained about his father scolding him on his sex toy purchases at some point.
 
Jon Osterman said:
Also there's a decent chance Chris would have complained about his father scolding him on his sex toy purchases at some point.
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This is true. Bob at some point had monitored Chris' spending (to the surprise of no one) and had to have noticed spending on them. When he found out, either Bob had a heart to heart talk with Chris, or Bob confronted Chris about it, and he lied to Bob, telling him that trolls sent him the sex toys.
 
Jon Osterman said:
If he cared to I'm sure he would know how to search the computer's history, but I don't think he ever had the motivation to
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Hogar Grupal said:
With that said, It's hard for me to believe Bob knew how to find Chris on the net,
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I don't know something about that last few months Bob was particularly removed. Like he had given up completely, feeling his age so to speak.
Between Chris cross-dressing, the trolls, all of it. I think he saw his son for what he was.
I'm not saying Chris killed his father, but uh Chris killed his father.
In a way that leads me to believe Bob had some confrontation with the sheer extent of his sons insanity.
Also as Hogar just stated Bob had enough knowledge to demand transcripts of daily financials, etc.
I'm pretty sure there was a moment behind closed doors in Chris-Chan history where we aren't getting the full picture.
 
Kyuss said:
I think he saw his son for what he was.
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A bottom feeding failure? I've said it before: it was an absolute waste enrolling Chris in college as he was unprepared, and didn't take it seriously as he cried the first day in his English class because he didn't have his gal-pals, and his mind was on sweethearts 24/7. Even more so when he was suspended for solicitation (attraction sign) and threatening MLW. He then wasted another 5 years getting a degree (nee certificate), in which resulted in him making sloppy drafting designs. Sorry if I'm MATI, but I hope Bob's last words to Chris were the same as when Chris graduated from Manchester High: ashamed.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Sorry if I'm MATI, but I hope Bob's last words to Chris were the same as when Chris graduated from Manchester High: ashamed.
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From all we know of Bob's last words he accepted Chris' crossdressing and still loved him. And I feel like if Chris were lying about that he would have treated Bob's death with even less respect than he did. If he was disappointed in Chris at the very end, he took that secret to his grave.
 
Maradontia said:
If you put Chris anywhere that's visible outdoors, people will be sitting in the woods trying to videotape him/fuck with him constantly.
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It would be the first time in years that Chris's army of degenerate followers see daylight and fresh air. If we're really lucky some of them might actually explode in direct sunshine. So it's a Win/Win situation.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
The trolls did send a postcard which was a printout of Chris during "For Julays eyes only". And in response, Bob took Chris' PSEye and that was it. Before that, there was the trolling event where Clyde sent those hookers to 14 BLC, causing Chris to cry for the first time (allegedly). With that said, It's hard for me to believe Bob knew how to find Chris on the net, yet is still apparently surprised with what his son gets away with, and still blames the trolls. Sure, trolls where half the problem, but the other half is on Chris and his insistence to engage with them. Again, why not cut the net? Chris wasn't ever going to listen to Bob. Bob and Barb never use it except to maybe pay bills. To be honest, the Chandlers would have been better off without the internet and live like any white trash family would.

Look at the house tour that Chris uploaded: Bob knew, and he knew he did not want that info out there lest the Chandlers get evicted. But what Bob didn't know is that no matter how much Chris deletes the info, it's already saved. And if Bob saw the CWCki and all of Chris' photos there, you'd best believe he'd want the CWCki shut down, which wasn't going to happen, and thus his only potion to save the privacy of his family was cutting down the internet. I would not be surprised in the arguments Bob had with Chris, that he blamed the internet for making his son cross dress.
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Probably because if Bob had cut the internet, Chris would have nothing to do and would go bug both him and Barb more. The internet and computers was a way to babysit Chris and keep him from bothering them. We see how excited he gets at things, and without an outlet, he'd be like that to two old people, constantly. There's also the whole "What would Chris do without the internet" they needed to consider, because at that point, he really couldn't be trusted outside the house.

I think when Bob started to see patterns with Chris and other people, then saw the Pickle Man steal Chris's girl away, in addition to probably feeling her out not to be genuine, he probably did see people messing with Chris.

We also don't know if he did talk to Chris, and Chris, being himself, just blew it off. Chris has made mentions of Bob trying to impart fatherly wisdom or just plain common sense, and Chris being in no mood for it.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Probably because if Bob had cut the internet, Chris would have nothing to do and would go bug both him and Barb more. The internet and computers was a way to babysit Chris and keep him from bothering them. We see how excited he gets at things, and without an outlet, he'd be like that to two old people, constantly. There's also the whole "What would Chris do without the internet" they needed to consider, because at that point, he really couldn't be trusted outside the house.

I think when Bob started to see patterns with Chris and other people, then saw the Pickle Man steal Chris's girl away, in addition to probably feeling her out not to be genuine, he probably did see people messing with Chris.

We also don't know if he did talk to Chris, and Chris, being himself, just blew it off. Chris has made mentions of Bob trying to impart fatherly wisdom or just plain common sense, and Chris being in no mood for it.
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I guess the internet was a necessary evil for Chris. You are right, without it, he would bug Borb. In any other scenario, proper parents would've enrolled their children in sports or other activities outside the home. Chris is an adult with childlike tendencies; there were outlets and hobbies for him to partake in, and as you stated, he couldn't be trusted, because he was never taught to act right with others, causing these events/sagas in which Borb blamed anyone else but Chris.

Bob's only hope was that Chris would use what he learned in CADD. But looked what happened. I believe if Borb sent Chris to a special needs classes between H.S. and PVCC, he would've turned out different. But because they were too stubborn to see Chris' growing negative traits and lack of common sense, it became a shit ball that turned into a shit avalanche of autism, catfishing, deviancy, and finally incest. The internet is the only thing that gives CWC's miserable life meaning, as it does with any lolcow. However it never forgets and it rarely ever forgives, and Chris has to live the rest of his life with people calling him a literal motherfucker and the fact that he still sees nothing wrong with what he did. Praetor and other enablers may do their best to "rehabilitate" his image. But it's too little too late: at this point, there may have been a group of people (specifically from the brony community) who have blocked Chris, and you know how he feels about it. Personally, I expect him to hang around outside of public places trying to get wifi, of just staying in his court appointed home and watch him tweet out the rest of his days.
 
RodgerDodger said:
The problem is no group home is really going to want Chris. He's a liability waiting to happen to them. And they don't need him. There are plenty of other more manageable tards needing beds that aren't going to stick their dicks in the elderly. Chris is going to get 90 days paid rent at the roach infested Notell Motel down by the interstate, after which he's going to become just another of America's Street Shitting Homeless. There really isn't a place in the system for things like Chris anymore. And hasn't been since the 70's or 80's. Or whenever they stopped doing frontal lobotomies. Chris needs supervision. But they only place even remotely prepared to provide it is jail. Which he will be back in soon enough.
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I thought that many group homes dispense medication to some of their more spastic tards to keep them under control? I mean, many of these places use heavy drugs when they need to sedate a tard, and perhaps keeping Chris as a medicated zombie will make him more manageable in the long run. Without PLing too much, I know somebody who has had her severely mentally-handicapped, son become a ward of the state, and they basically dose him and the other people there to a state of near-catatonia for their own good and everybody around them.

It would seem easier to for the legal system to permanently deal with Chris here and now rather have him bounce in and out of jail for who knows how long, and releasing him back on the streets. It would probably be a sexual assault or nuisance charge waiting to happen. I am sure that he would try barging his way into various bronycons or harassing people at the mall.
 
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