Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Pointless Sperg said:
Prisons, except for the supermax ones, almost always have *more* amenities than jails do. Jails exist to temporarily house people before they make bail, or waiting for trial when they can't, or serving short sentences, so they don't have as extensive facilities as prisons, which have to do something with the people they keep for many years.

Low security prisons (where Chris will probably go if he gets a felony charge) often include big outdoor areas where you can do stuff like gardening. Jails often don't have any outdoor areas at all.
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Based on what another user has said is it possible for Chris to have been told already he's not going back to 14 BC?
 
Jersch mentioned that continuation of Chris's case might be because his attorney wants to wait as long as possible to see if Barb dies.
So this gave me a though- if Chris gets out of jail scott free, unpunished, how long will it take for him to rape some random woman?
I honestly think we are way pass the "if", we are at "when"- Chris is completly dellusional. The rape will just be a "cleansing of aura".
 
Fastest Hand In The East said:
Jersch mentioned that continuation of Chris's case might be because his attorney wants to wait as long as possible to see if Barb dies.
So this gave me a though- if Chris gets out of jail scott free, unpunished, how long will it take for him to rape some random woman?
I honestly think we are way pass the "if", we are at "when"- Chris is completly dellusional. The rape will just be a "cleansing of aura".
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Umm, even in the incredibly-unlikely case that he is released at his February court date, even in a fantasy pony world where they drop all charges and say "you did nothing wrong", he will not have gone "unpunished". He's *IN JAIL*. He will have effectively served a 6 month sentence. (Realistically it will be longer than that, my best guess is still a year).

The reason they give you time-served credit on any sentence is because they recognize that you have already been partially punished by the time you spent in jail waiting for the case to be resolved. If your time served meets or exceeds the length of your sentence, they let you go. Not "scot free", but having been sufficiently punished.

It's like making a down payment on a house. If your "down payment" is 100% of the price of the home, then you don't have to pay any more. That's not getting the house for free, it's just you got all the pain done ahead of time instead of having to make mortgage payments later.
 
Fastest Hand In The East said:
So this gave me a though- if Chris gets out of jail scott free, unpunished, how long will it take for him to rape some random woman?
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Unlikely. He can certainly try, but a preteen of average physique could beat his ass in a fight. I doubt he'll do it though, mostly because bedridden octogenerians are kind of rare to encounter in the wild.
 
Guardsman42 said:
unban contracts
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It is always astounding how out of touch with reality Chris is. In his unban contracts, he acted as if he could dictate to the retailers to allow him to shop wherever he wanted. Is he aware that his being a low-IQ ~40-year-old welfare leech and a low-functioning fool who has never accomplished anything remotely impressive in his entire life means that he is the lowest man on any totem pole anywhere?

Sharkbait said:
bedridden octogenerians are kind of rare
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We just need to make sure Chris doesn't get access to a retirement community. He would be like a kid in a candy store.
 
Fastest Hand In The East said:
Jersch mentioned that continuation of Chris's case might be because his attorney wants to wait as long as possible to see if Barb dies.
So this gave me a though- if Chris gets out of jail scott free, unpunished, how long will it take for him to rape some random woman?
I honestly think we are way pass the "if", we are at "when"- Chris is completly dellusional. The rape will just be a "cleansing of aura".
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I’m sure Chris will continue to be touchy feely towards biological women whenever the opportunity arises but as for full on rape it’d have to be the perfect storm of opportunity and a woman vulnerable enough to not be able to resist which I can’t see happening unless for some reason they let him move back in with his mother.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I’m sure Chris will continue to be touchy feely towards biological women whenever the opportunity arises but as for full on rape it’d have to be the perfect storm of opportunity and a woman vulnerable enough to not be able to resist which I can’t see happening unless for some reason they let him move back in with his mother.
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Plane crash in the Amazon, where the only survivors are a miraculously unharmed Chris, and a high school cheerleader slowly dying of blood loss, unable to move because her arms and legs are trapped in wreckage. Chris frantically tries to heal her so she can return to civilization with him.

World War 3 happens and just before the bombs hit, only Chris and a cosplaying teenager from a nearby anime con make it to the bomb shelter. As they make it in the concussion of the blast door shutting hits the girl in the head, leaving her permanently unable to move or talk. Over the next year, living off the supplies in the shelter, Chris does his best to heal her. Eventually she bears his daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler. After a year they emerge as a family, dragging Chris' new wife out on a makeshift sled that must weigh 5-10 tons, holding the infant Crystal as the sun rises on a new day. Chris realizes that it's his solemn duty to restore humanity by having as many children as possible.
 
I think you all forget that people in far worse physical shape then Chris, have committed rape.

Also the thing that blew my mind the most with Unban contracts was how Chris expressly would demand 'They never call the cops on me'. Implying intent to commit further crimes at the business in the future.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I’m sure Chris will continue to be touchy feely towards biological women whenever the opportunity arises but as for full on rape it’d have to be the perfect storm of opportunity and a woman vulnerable enough to not be able to resist which I can’t see happening unless for some reason they let him move back in with his mother.
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Like all cowards, Chris will only attack those who he considers weaker than him, thankfully that list is small. I do see him getting grabby and punched in the face at least once before this is all over.
 
I’m not sure if I posted this but he is going to last long post prison life
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Plane crash in the Amazon, where the only survivors are a miraculously unharmed Chris, and a high school cheerleader slowly dying of blood loss, unable to move because her arms and legs are trapped in wreckage. Chris frantically tries to heal her so she can return to civilization with him.

World War 3 happens and just before the bombs hit, only Chris and a cosplaying teenager from a nearby anime con make it to the bomb shelter. As they make it in the concussion of the blast door shutting hits the girl in the head, leaving her permanently unable to move or talk. Over the next year, living off the supplies in the shelter, Chris does his best to heal her. Eventually she bears his daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler. After a year they emerge as a family, dragging Chris' new wife out on a makeshift sled that must weigh 5-10 tons, holding the infant Crystal as the sun rises on a new day. Chris realizes that it's his solemn duty to restore humanity by having as many children as possible.
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Imagine Chris being the head and diety of the post-apocalyptic rape cult a-la Mad Max. Fucker would fit right in.
 
Ophelia said:
Reminder that Chris has started getting touchyfeely with young men too. He can always change for the worse.
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What young men do you mean?

I may be wrong but I think that was more Chris larping as what he imagines a popular female celebrity should act giving male fans a peck on the cheek and that kind of thing rather than lusting after men if you’re meaning during that conversation he got kicked out of.

If you’re talking about the teen troon squad then the only thing that really matters is if they’re biologically female and still look female, funny how so many of these trans women end up being lesbians..

Even with all that’s gone on with Chris lately I’d be pretty surprised if he’d showed real life attraction to a biological male.
 
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