Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It’s probably not possible for Chris to recognize he’s wrong, let alone admit it to himself, let alone admit it to others. His ability to justify his actions is infinite.

He can be, but it would require to destroy him. I am talking about prison institualization i.e. "I can't pee, unless I ask permission". This could turn him into a docile little dog, but otherwise would fuck him up and he wouldn't be able to function outside of the facility. On the other hand, to make him this way one will have to destroy a narcissistic delusional motherfucker troon, so no regrets here.

 

[Sharkbait]

he wouldn't be able to function outside of the facility

I wouldn't exactly call his prior life "functioning". Granted, he knows how to occasionally pay a bill and how to occasionally change his dirty, crapped briefs, but he was never a functioning member of society and likely never will be.

 

[Guardsman42]

Out of all the obscene stupid shit he's done, his biggest regret is farting in a cake.

The ethical thing to do is to contain him in a place where he can be managed. It probably wouldn't take much, prison would be overkill. Just don't let him have a car. While he could probably figure out public transit, the transit out there is so bad that he'd probably only use it for short trips as a great journey back to 14BC would be too much for him.

I think Chris would have such an aversion to random public interactions beyond his choosing he'd actually become a hermit. He complains about noise in Jail. Imagine what he'd be like with random strangers talking on a bus.

Not to mention the fact as a unwashed trainwreck who shits him self at random times, he'd likely be kicked off said bus. I mean honestly I think we might get a few good public transportation videos before he discovers uber or just becomes a hermit and has every thing delivered.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think Chris would have such an aversion to random public interactions beyond his choosing he'd actually become a hermit. He complains about noise in Jail. Imagine what he'd be like with random strangers talking on a bus.

Not to mention the fact as a unwashed trainwreck who shits him self at random times, he'd likely be kicked off said bus. I mean honestly I think we might get a few good public transportation videos before he discovers uber or just becomes a hermit and has every thing delivered.

Don't know about western Virginia, but in many cities there are often homeless people on the bus who smell far, far worse than Chris. I've encountered people who had a vomit-inducing odor that you couldn't escape even on the opposite end of the vehicle.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Don't know about western Virginia, but in many cities there are often homeless people on the bus who smell far, far worse than Chris. I've encountered people who had a vomit-inducing odor that you couldn't escape even on the opposite end of the vehicle.

I've had the distinct misfortune of getting on a night bus in central london a few years ago and this one guy had a smell that was that bad you could see it, I'm not joking when I call this a Miasma he was sitting at the back of the bus and I was about half the bus away and it was that pungent everybody was opening the windows in mid december on a wet night and it didn't make a dent in the smell.

He got kicked off after a while it was that bad.

I've smelt cracked sewers that smelled better than this guy, when he walked he left a slug trail, I feel bad for the guy because that's some serious mental illness and lack of social care for it to get that bad but there has to be a point where that cant be considered acceptable.

Chris is pungent but he's no where near that bad yet.

 

[Aegeus]

turn him into a docile little dog

IF Chris ends up getting something like ten years (and he doesn't have the $1,500 to pay the fine that would instantly get him out of spending a decade in prison) and IF he is in gen pop for that decade, then I could see him being broken as you described. If he stays in PC, he'll remain the narcissistic subhuman worthless piece of shit he has been for nearly 40 years now non-stop.

occasionally pay a bill

Chris' most significant accomplishment in his entire life is being able to take the insane amount of free welfare money (~1300 a month for 22+ years) shoved down his obese leech throat, and to allocate a tiny part of it to pay bills. Meanwhile, he wasted most of that money on DLC for PlayStation games that he doesn't even own.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

IF Chris ends up getting something like ten years (and he doesn't have the $1,500 to pay the fine that would instantly get him out of spending a decade in prison) and IF he is in gen pop for that decade, then I could see him being broken as you described. If he stays in PC, he'll remain the narcissistic subhuman worthless piece of shit he has been for nearly 40 years now non-stop.

That was a theoretical question. At this point it's almost certain that Chris is going to get away with the equivalent of the slap to the wrist for multiple accounts of raping his elderly mother in a span of a month. They will even let him back to live with Barb and hope that she will die before he can be caught again.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

IF Chris ends up getting something like ten years (and he doesn't have the $1,500 to pay the fine that would instantly get him out of spending a decade in prison) and IF he is in gen pop for that decade, then I could see him being broken as you described. If he stays in PC, he'll remain the narcissistic subhuman worthless piece of shit he has been for nearly 40 years now non-stop.


Chris' most significant accomplishment in his entire life is being able to take the insane amount of free welfare money (~1300 a month for 22+ years) shoved down his obese leech throat, and to allocate a tiny part of it to pay bills. Meanwhile, he wasted most of that money on DLC for PlayStation games that he doesn't even own.

Chris would sooner be a hobo living in tent full of his sonichu medallions and Pikachu toys than become a "docile" human being.

If this prison saga has not taught him anything, and based on his letters...it fucking didn't, he IS going homeless and he is getting assfucked In the prison.

That was a theoretical question. At this point it's almost certain that Chris is going to get away with the equivalent of the slap to the wrist for multiple accounts of raping his elderly mother in a span of a month. They will even let him back to live with Barb and hope that she will die before he can be caught again.

I think Chris will incriminate himself in upcoming trial, if it ever takes place. Based on his letters and also his previous chat logs, he genuinely thinks that fucking his mother was a mutual thing and does not constitute rape or incest. He is constantly referring to his mother as a "friend" and a lover and he shows no signs of denying his crimes. Instead, in his mind, he committed no crimes. There are no morality he broke and no evil committed. His defense will basically be, "I fucked my mom because she was my friend and a lover."

It will be bizzare...and epic...in a bad way.

Either they will rule Chris insane and unfit for society or they will shack his ass in prison 5 years minimum. Who knows. I highly doubt he will be allowed to move back with barb.

 

[longlurk new accunt]

If Chris could get a plea deal, then he would get one back in August or September, yet they keep him behind bars, his case has "more charges pending" and his defender tries to pull something, meaning that he doesn't have much to bargain with.

Chris gets a light sentence, gets moved somewhere else and then does similar crime - everyone involved in letting him get off easily will get shit for that. Also, don't forget that despite it being "a tard fucking his demented mother somewhere" this shit was on the news, to the point that even normies were wondering who the fuck Chris is. Fucking things up with him will bring as much of unwanted attention.

Continuances for many times are common in things that get plea dealed, even to a year and up. You can demand afaik in usa a speedy trial to skip that but basically nobody does because the speedy trial threatened charges are different than whats being bargained (you're being coerced to not take the speedy trial, the system would fully break if people started taking it so the system has no choice than to give higher sentences for people demanding for a speedy trial, because they need to incentivize taking the plea deals so that they aren't overwhelmed with duties).

The Judge, Prosecutor and Defense are all functioning adults: They know chris fill fuck up once out if there's no tardwrangling after it. the judge and prosecutor are more than on first name basis with the specifically appointed defender. they also know they can't lock chris up forever and that it would be morally questionable to do so. so they're in a pickle, they have been thrust into being the decisive trio with ultimate power to try "fix" chris. Be it finding a facility/"daycare" that would take him(all the places are full), assign mandatory therapy (failed to do jack shit before), put him on a rocket to the moon, driver over him with a bulldozer by accident.. It's not like they want bad things for chris either since chris is a retard. a very annoying malicious somewhat capable of independent life retard, but a retard with retard defense none the less. but by arranging the defense lawyer for chris they can as a whole decide to do basically whatever they want and get chris to legally agree to it bindingly by defense saying it's a good deal (legally agreeign may not mean that chris actually promises to stick to it, the defense wouldn't even be lying about it being a good deal if it includes something thats for containing chris, since it's better for chris that way).

It's the "if you had the power how would you fix" chris thread only taking place on lunch meets and dinners, only for them it's real life, they have the power and they'll have to come up with something eventually, just not very quickly. They don't give a shit defense included if Chris is contained in jail for the time being. The sentence negotiated is not about how to punish chris because chris doesn't understand punishment, it's about what to do with chris. Previous cases with Chris were also like that. the defense lawyer doesn't even give a shit what chris has to say, they don't care what the tard they're wrangling has to say because they know it's a tard(with along that comes tard defense as well).


Without the tardwrangling they know Chris wil be back, it doesn't matter if the prison sentence is 6 months or 6 years to that, they know that, it barely makes a dent on convicts who have brains well above chris repeat rates and wouldn't make a dent with chris, chris would just f up even more immediately after getting out of prison if it was after 6 years with regular ex-prisoner virgaynia "support" - heck he would be more vulnurable in the halfway house than in the prison itself.


The time served would count as a slap on the wrist, I don't think Chris would even comprehend that as being part of a punishment, since he would get released after the session to agree to it.

The sentence scale is where many people following and wanabe aloggers fail, they just look at "oh max sentence 10 years for incest ! another 10 wire fraud ! Chris is going to be in jail for 10 years! bubba rape! chris will get shanked yeehaaw!" when it's reserved for very different kind of incest than two old debiles doing the dirty deeds together or some tard moving money from an account he had his money deposited into (from someone who seemingly didn't give a shit about the money being moved either). as for mythical bubba, IF there is such a person who would sodomize chris's dirty leaking ass why on gods good earth are we laughing at chris and not at him? anyone willing to do that would be degrees sicker, degrees more degenerate than chris. not even chris would rape chris.

 

[Ms. 45]

I seriously doubt that Chris will ever go to prison, but I think it's inevitable that he'll spend time in a mental institution: maybe a year, maybe the rest of his life. His only prospect for getting out is if someone on the outside offers to take him in, and be responsible for him. This would be someone we haven't seen yet.

We've all read about certain convicts, incarcerated for horrible crimes, receiving fan mail and marriage proposals from desperate, unimaginably lonely (and crazy) women on the outside. Not just the pretty boys like Bundy: even John Wayne Gacy and Richard Speck got these proposals. I doubt that even a crazy woman would actually "fall in love" with Chris, but if she had money, and/or property — if she could support Chris — the state might let her have him. Another possibility would be someone willing to take him in, so that they could write The Definitive Biography of him. It would be a True Crime bestseller. Netflix would probably buy the rights and make it a series.

But this is all because of Barbara's rape. Apart from us Internet junkies, Chris has never been sufficiently well-known to merit "superstar inmate" interest. Beyond the Tucker Carlson report, which was brief, the national media hasn't said much about him. If he hadn't raped Barbara, nobody outside the Internet would ever have heard of him. After all, his only real value is as a case study in abnormal psychology.

 

[Ophelia]

I seriously doubt that Chris will ever go to prison, but I think it's inevitable that he'll spend time in a mental institution: maybe a year, maybe the rest of his life.

He may not be sufficiently mentally unwell in the right way to be sent to a mental institution.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I seriously doubt that Chris will ever go to prison, but I think it's inevitable that he'll spend time in a mental institution: maybe a year, maybe the rest of his life. His only prospect for getting out is if someone on the outside offers to take him in, and be responsible for him. This would be someone we haven't seen yet.

We've all read about certain convicts, incarcerated for horrible crimes, receiving fan mail and marriage proposals from desperate, unimaginably lonely (and crazy) women on the outside. Not just the pretty boys like Bundy: even John Wayne Gacy and Richard Speck got these proposals. I doubt that even a crazy woman would actually "fall in love" with Chris, but if she had money, and/or property — if she could support Chris — the state might let her have him. Another possibility would be someone willing to take him in, so that they could write The Definitive Biography of him. It would be a True Crime bestseller. Netflix would probably buy the rights and make it a series.

But this is all because of Barbara's rape. Apart from us Internet junkies, Chris has never been sufficiently well-known to merit "superstar inmate" interest. Beyond the Tucker Carlson report, which was brief, the national media hasn't said much about him. If he hadn't raped Barbara, nobody outside the Internet would ever have heard of him. After all, his only real value is as a case study in abnormal psychology.

How many tiMes does this need to be repeated, Chris is not I’ll enough to go to a mental institution, he is not insane, hence he shouldn’t and couldn’t be admitted to a mental institution. Chris is however:

-Stupid
-Lazy
-Entitled
-Narcissistic
-Childish
-Spoiled
-Selfish
-Delusional
-Weak-willed
-Confused
-Emotionally immature
-Horny

Chris may have committed an illegal of gross Indecency and is just all round Douchey and deeply unpleasant person to be with, but he is not insane, he attempted to cover up the whole crime by giving misinformation towards Null and local authorities about how his dimensional merge brought this event together , or taht he was ‘trolled’ into doing it, him deliberately lying and attempting to falsehood on the act automatically removes any figment of doubt that this was an act stemming from a bout of phycological breakdown nor lack of comprehension of what actions were being committed. The fact that he deliberately lied about it identifies taht in some way knew what he was doing was wrong, this doesn’t have the bargaining chip of insanity as an excuse. End of.

 

[Ms. 45]

He may not be sufficiently mentally unwell in the right way to be sent to a mental institution.

Chris is not I’ll enough to go to a mental institution, he is not insane, hence he shouldn’t and couldn’t be admitted to a mental institution.

I'm sorry; I didn't make myself clear. By "mental institution," I didn't mean what we think of as an insane asylum. I agree that he's nowhere near "sick" enough for that. What I had in mind was something more like a nursing home, where the elderly go, or such a "home" which caters to people who, for some reason (mental, physical, or emotion) simply can't function on their own in society, and have no family to take care of them. There are "homes" for the retarded, and the residents range from mild retardation to people who are brain dead. (In many of these homes, the milder cases, or high-functioning Down's Syndrome people, actually hold low-paying, low-skilled jobs on the outside. Similar "homes" exist for people with horrible physical handicaps, like "basket cases" (quadruple amputees.) Every big town/small city has these "residential treatment centers;" Charlottesville has a shitload of them.

But the problem is that these "residential treatment centers" are Hellishly expensive, like $10K a month expensive, and if a family can't pay, then they don't get a bed/room. Obviously Chris has no family, and I don't think that there's an insurance policy in the world that would pay for lifetime care at those prices.

This all begs the question, "Could Chris survive on his own, working a job and paying his bills?" Of course he could, if he'd cut the bullshit and clean himself up. He'd need some kind soul to help him get started, but such people exist: maybe Rocky or one of the other people at that church, if Chris went back to them and apologized for past behavior.

Unless that happens, which it won't, I've changed my prediction, since you've helped me reconsider the institutional arrangements in society. Chris isn't gonna live under a bridge like a troll, and he can't afford "perpetual care." Now that he's learning that jail isn't the worst place on earth, I can easily see him deliberately committing a few felonies (breaking into a post office and vandalizing it would get him a nice federal sentence), so that he can go back to jail. I guess, unless some deranged but wealthy "sugar daddy" comes along, prison is where he'll live out his life and die..

But he won't kill himself. He's too much of an egomaniac.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Now that he's learning that jail isn't the worst place on earth, I can easily see him deliberately committing a few felonies (breaking into a post office and vandalizing it would get him a nice federal sentence), so that he can go back to jail.

I'm not sure if he is smart enough for that. I'm afraid he will end as a homeless person. If he go back to jail it will be because he comitt another crime that he didn't know is wrong to do - maybye sexual assault, maybye he will be cathed when he will try to still something he will need/want.

 

[Alcalino9000]

Now, with all the letters and recordings of conversations, I can get an idea of what kinds of things he will come up with, but since Chris is very chaotic, the most likely thing is that he will return to prison for the comfortable life he is having.
PS 2/5 stars.

 

[John Merston]

I'm not sure if he is smart enough for that. I'm afraid he will end as a homeless person. If he go back to jail it will be because he comitt another crime that he didn't know is wrong to do - maybye sexual assault, maybye he will be cathed when he will try to still something he will need/want.

I'm pretty certain Chris will end up dependent on catheters in the future.

 

[I enjoy women]

He'll join the Confederate Knights of America in prison, he'll be fine.

 

[Hepativore]

The thing is, jail and prison are two different things. He will not have access to the same amenities in a prison as he would in jail, and both the staff as well as the other inmates in a prison are less likely to tolerate Chris' issues than in jail.

Yes, if he does go to real prison Chris will probably be put in a special wing for sex offenders but there is still a hierarchy among them and considering the nature of Chris' crimes, many guards might choose to look the other way if Chris does become a target for violence.

If Chris goes to real prison, it might break him even more and he will either end up homeless upon release or soon get arrested again for being a public nuisance or violating the terms of the Virginia SOR if he does have to register.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The thing is, jail and prison are two different things. He will not have access to the same amenities in a prison as he would in jail, and both the staff as well as the other inmates in a prison are less likely to tolerate Chris' issues than in jail.

Prisons, except for the supermax ones, almost always have *more* amenities than jails do. Jails exist to temporarily house people before they make bail, or waiting for trial when they can't, or serving short sentences, so they don't have as extensive facilities as prisons, which have to do something with the people they keep for many years.

Low security prisons (where Chris will probably go if he gets a felony charge) often include big outdoor areas where you can do stuff like gardening. Jails often don't have any outdoor areas at all.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

But this is all because of Barbara's rape. Apart from us Internet junkies, Chris has never been sufficiently well-known to merit "superstar inmate" interest. Beyond the Tucker Carlson report, which was brief, the national media hasn't said much about him. If he hadn't raped Barbara, nobody outside the Internet would ever have heard of him. After all, his only real value is as a case study in abnormal psychology.

The locals in the Charlottesville/Ruckersville area sure know who he is now, and thankfully, Chris has warmed them up to his antics for two decades already. If the usual happens with Chris, he's booted out of jail but can't go back to 14 Branchland, he's going to have a very difficult time in those towns. People that don't understand the internet do understand what he did, and that type of Virginia is where locals know who everyone is. Going through Ruckersville for instance, I was in the Sheetz where some guy walked in and someone there asked him if he got his license back from his DUI. I can only imagine what they'd say if Chris shambled in, and we all know how Chris would take that. If he hated getting banned from stores, he's really going to hate being asked or forced to leave because he's loitering around the toys and video games. Look at how quickly word spread around the area after he maced that Game Stop dude; employees in other big box stores already knew what he did and who he was within a day.

Maybe that's why Chris is writing down the contact information for everyone that's been writing and giving him money. He may have been told that he will not be allowed back to 14 Branchland and is coming up with Plan B. As dumb as he is, he's got hours everyday to sit and concoct schemes.