LGBTQiwis

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Just watch out if you powder your dick and balls and go to get your dick sucked. Had some complaints before for going a little heavy.

 

[souschef]

No butt sex please, I'm British

Frotting is haram too, so you're fucked (or not)

 

[Fishnumm]

u guys should stop using fr*nch words

you dont want anyone thinking your gay or something

 

[souschef]

u guys should stop using fr*nch words

you dont want anyone thinking your gay or something

je suis desolé

 

[Token Faggot]

Frotting is haram too, so you're fucked (or not)

Everything is haram to those Islamist motherfuckers

Kill em all and let God sort em out

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

My diet consists of nothing but chili dogs and pop tarts; sometimes, a man needs to eat 30 pizza rolls to calm the nerves before an intimate encounter.

 

[a-Lager]

I thought guys liked a little flavor when slurping on a dude's hawg

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Everyone says this and then goes on to talk about oral like you guys are washing your cock before someone sucks it right? Yea it's not quite as bad but still.

Actually, I do. If a dude is going to be good enough to suck my dick the least I can do is make sure it's clean for him. No one likes dirty cock.

 

[Lord of the Goyims]

I thought guys liked a little flavor when slurping on a dude's hawg

Maybe a little salty but that should just be from pre and not fuck'n' grime.

 

[General Patton]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

Wait, you're a woman? I thought you were a gay dude. I feel betrayed.

 

[ReeTardSavant]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

Thank god I'm not straight. No offense to you, but imagine going down on that antedeluvian horror between a woman's legs. Yuck!

 

[General Patton]

Wait, you're a woman? I thought you were a gay dude. I feel betrayed.

LOL, I've said right in this thread that I'm a bisexual woman. You should ask me to write a gay sex scene as a man. That'd be an easy giveaway that I'm a woman.

but imagine going down on that antedeluvian horror between a woman's legs. Yuck!

I've got something that will blow your mind. Okay, get this. Want to hear something unbelievable? Here goes.

Spoiler: Brand new info

Women can also fingerbang a vagina by using fingers.

 

[a-Lager]

Maybe a little salty but that should just be from pre and not fuck'n' grime.

Yt bois dont even season dey dicks smh

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Thank god I'm not straight. No offense to you, but imagine going down on that antedeluvian horror between a woman's legs. Yuck!

Oh let's not do the whole "gays are grossed out by women's genitals" thing.

 

[General Patton]

Yt bois dont even season dey dicks smh

You know what, I'd rather get bland dick than unwashed for weeks dick in my mouth.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

LOL, I've said right in this thread that I'm a bisexual woman. You should ask me to write a gay sex scene as a man. That'd be an easy giveaway that I'm a woman.

I think the lack of you insisting to write about gay sex made me think that you're a gay dude since women usually end up writing novels about teh butt sekhz. Gay dudes tend to know what's up.

 

[General Patton]

Oh let's not do the whole "gays are grossed out by women's genitals" thing.

LOL, I've never gotten this, man. There's nothing scary about women's genitals. They're warm and lubricated. That's about it.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

LOL, I've never gotten this, man. There's nothing scary about women's genitals. They're warm and lubricated. That's about it.

I used to joke about it tbh, but now I find it more annoying and "haha gays don't know about women's vagina" disrespectful. It's a vagina.

I mean, sure there's stories about gay men trying it with pooners and crying about how it's what their mothers wanted for them, but that's another thing.

 

[General Patton]

I think the lack of you insisting to write about gay sex made me think that you're a gay dude since women usually end up writing novels about teh butt sekhz. Gay dudes tend to know what's up.

Oh, do I have a story to tell you.

I knew a guy who is in a historical RP group that I am involved in. Not that I need to say it, but I tend to write men every time. One year I wrote a male character (who was straight) and this guy who I befriended had a huge crush on my character, and he convinced me to write a gay sex scene with his character.

Even though I was like, "yo, dude. I'm a woman and I don't know anything about how men feel sexually" he insisted I do it. So I did, only to find out years later from another friend that he shit talked me and said I was bad at writing a gay male sex scene.

My literal reaction to my friend was: Yeah. I'm not a man.

Anyway, I ended up hearing that this guy who shit talked me was a closeted gay man claiming to be bisexual who was some butthead who was a creeper and obsessed with teenage boys. So you know what, I don't mind him trash talking me.