LGBTQiwis

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Just watch out if you powder your dick and balls and go to get your dick sucked. Had some complaints before for going a little heavy.

 

[souschef]

No butt sex please, I'm British

Frotting is haram too, so you're fucked (or not)

 

[Fishnumm]

u guys should stop using fr*nch words

you dont want anyone thinking your gay or something

 

[souschef]

u guys should stop using fr*nch words

you dont want anyone thinking your gay or something

je suis desolé

 

[Token Faggot]

Frotting is haram too, so you're fucked (or not)

Everything is haram to those Islamist motherfuckers

Kill em all and let God sort em out

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

My diet consists of nothing but chili dogs and pop tarts; sometimes, a man needs to eat 30 pizza rolls to calm the nerves before an intimate encounter.

 

[a-Lager]

I thought guys liked a little flavor when slurping on a dude's hawg

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Everyone says this and then goes on to talk about oral like you guys are washing your cock before someone sucks it right? Yea it's not quite as bad but still.

Actually, I do. If a dude is going to be good enough to suck my dick the least I can do is make sure it's clean for him. No one likes dirty cock.

 

[Lord of the Goyims]

I thought guys liked a little flavor when slurping on a dude's hawg

Maybe a little salty but that should just be from pre and not fuck'n' grime.

 

[General Patton]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

Wait, you're a woman? I thought you were a gay dude. I feel betrayed.

 

[ReeTardSavant]

My husband washes himself before I'd do oral which is why I like it. As a woman, I like to be the one who gives oral, although I don't mind having it done to me. It feels way better.

Thank god I'm not straight. No offense to you, but imagine going down on that antedeluvian horror between a woman's legs. Yuck!