LGBTQiwis

[LovisXVI]

a lot of gays treat there gayness as a religion i've noticed where they have to spread it and convert people and they do it to a self destructive level

Sure there are some real freaks out there who do that, but I wouldn't say most of the people doing it are from that angle. I think it is ultimately a way to stroke their own ego, to imagine that they are so alluring or whatever that they can overcome some invisible barrier in the minds of the man they want to fuck.

As opposed to accepting "okay, I guess I can't be with him." Which I've been there, and I get that it can be an absolutely crushing feeling (come to think of it, the overwhelming majority of my crushes have been straight,) but if you're not an entitled creep, you should be able to accept that firstly, it can't happen, and secondly, if it did then the other guy would be miserable in the relationship.

I blame the downturn of tragedy as a genre and subject matter. Fewer people are capable of appreciating the fatalistic nature of the beast and are further still not capable of seeing the beauty of the tragedy of it all. Having been the victim of a genuinely tragic romance, I can appreciate the life-narrative of it within my own life and make some sense of it in that context, but most people without that sort of life experience or cultural narrative to contextual with, they just sort of go into denial about it. Clearly a (more talented) writer needs to do some incompatible romance tragedies to get that shit through.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Let me help you with that one.

I've always fucking hated this retarded image honestly. It takes a special type of retard to think this is anything interesting. A mixture between straight up retarded and autistic. Damn wow them yellow fucks don't tell strangers their personal beliefs and only tell them those things when they're friends oh my god nippon sugoi desu that's so kawaiipilled and interesting I know literally no other culture or country that does something as wacky and zany as them crazy japs do. Next you'll be saying that they get drunk and tell each other things that they wouldn't normally tell each other or some fucking unbelievable bullshit like that.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Can't have that, for fear that @Dollar Store Crack Whore would show everyone up. He clearly is a man of greater deep knowledge than anyone else.

You're right, for the sake of this community, I must take on the role of a neutral third party. Please forward all cock sucking clips to me directly for standardized and unbiased judgement.

If you dont have a cock to suck on thats fine, maybe just suck on your finger and look up into the camera and be all "ooo daddy thats so good youre the best" and maybe show yours off too idk just spitballing here.

 

[LovisXVI]

maybe show yours off too idk just spitballing here.

Cock inspection day in the thread, those odd female posters... I dunno, uh, draw the dick you imagine you would have if you had one.

 

[Fishnumm]

You're right, for the sake of this community, I must take on the role of a neutral third party. Please forward all cock sucking clips to me directly for standardized and unbiased judgement.

If you dont have a cock to suck on thats fine, maybe just suck on your finger and look up into the camera and be all "ooo daddy thats so good youre the best" and maybe show yours off too idk just spitballing here.

you'll never see my penis!

it's pretty cool too really just a tragedy for the homos that im STRAIGHT thank god for my sailor moon poster for keeping me that way

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I've always fucking hated this retarded image honestly. It takes a special type of retard to think this is anything interesting. A mixture between straight up retarded and autistic. Damn wow them yellow fucks don't tell strangers their personal beliefs and only tell them those things when they're friends oh my god nippon sugoi desu that's so kawaiipilled and interesting I know literally no other culture or country that does something as wacky and zany as them crazy japs do. Next you'll be saying that they get drunk and tell each other things that they wouldn't normally tell each other or some fucking unbelievable bullshit like that.

no bro its really deep and intellectual the japanese are super wise and spiritual you just dont get it bc youre a dumb american who probably hasnt ever watched anything foreign like dude you probably watch dumb shit like family guy and spongebob and dont watcht anime like naruto death note fma etc which are really deep and have soul and emotional messages and shit you probably hate japan and live in a trailer park or some shit fuck you gaijin trash

Cock inspection day in the thread, those odd female posters...

The ladies get to be the judges

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

you'll never see my penis!

it's pretty cool too really just a tragedy for the homos that im STRAIGHT thank god for my sailor moon poster for keeping me that way

QUICK, EVERYONE! HOLD HIM DOWN AND SUCK HIS COCK!

 

[LovisXVI]

my sailor moon poster for keeping me that way

I've got news for you...

 

[souschef]

why would a chick even wanna be with a gay man? might be that weird gross fetish of like turning people into other sexualities like im such a hot chick i turn gay man straight.

some gay men have that too and its just weird

There are women that just feel entitled to have gay men as buddies with them

I had a thing happened to me when i was at a bar with some one. This old hag just goes to our table and starts gushing how we're so brave and how she loooooves gay people, and she went on and on and on and on

Bitch, i just got off a 12 hour shift and i'm trying to enjoy some beers and company, i don't even know you and i don't care if you like us or not, just leave us be. And she kept on that bullshit for like 10 minutes or so even though we were just staring at her just nodding and she wouldn't take the hint to fuck off

And then people ask why there's establishments that focus on LGBT people. That's fucking why

Fucking sickos

 

[Fishnumm]

There are women that just feel entitled to have gay men as buddies with them

I had a thing happened to me when i was at a bar with some one. This old hag just goes to our table and starts gushing how we're so brave and how she loooooves gay people, and she went on and on and on and on

Bitch, i just got off a 12 hour shift and i'm trying to enjoy some beers and company, i don't even know you and i don't care if you like us or not, just leave us be. And she kept on that bullshit for like 10 minutes or so even though we were just staring at her just nodding and she wouldn't take the hint to fuck off

And then people ask why there's establishments that focus on LGBT people. That's fucking why

Fucking sickos

fuck sicko women who harass gays at the bar

 

[Fishnumm]

QUICK, EVERYONE! HOLD HIM DOWN AND SUCK HIS COCK!

u better not thats rape and that's no good

 

[souschef]

fuck sicko women who harass gays at the bar

It's just best to go to a gay friendly bar if you're with someone of the same sex, because no one bats an eye and you don't get "sympathizers" bothering you. From experience, as both customer and bartender, gay friendly bars are the best because everyone is chill and there's no issue whatsoever. The only times i saw trouble was with troons and dykes, and it was really rare

I wish those "sympathizers" treated LGB like normal people, instead of shining a spotlight on them with this performative ridiculous fake acceptance. If you love us so much let us enjoy our time in peace and thats that

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

u better not thats rape and that's no good

Unfortunately, we have already obtained your consent.

 

[Fishnumm]

Unfortunately, we have already obtained your consent.
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you must have spiked my mtn dew with heart medication I AM NOT GAY!!!

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I wish those "sympathizers" treated LGB like normal people, instead of shining a spotlight on them with this performative ridiculous fake acceptance. If you love us so much let us enjoy our time in peace and thats that

But then how would the stunning and brave gay folx know how accepting and progressive those straight women are? Exactly- they wouldn't. Think, souschef, think!

I blame the downturn of tragedy as a genre and subject matter. Fewer people are capable of appreciating the fatalistic nature of the beast and are further still not capable of seeing the beauty of the tragedy of it all. Having been the victim of a genuinely tragic romance, I can appreciate the life-narrative of it within my own life and make some sense of it in that context, but most people without that sort of life experience or cultural narrative to contextual with, they just sort of go into denial about it. Clearly a (more talented) writer needs to do some incompatible romance tragedies to get that shit through.

I could get really schizo and go into my whole spiel about the death of sincerity in media, but I will keep it short and just say it's incredibly demoralizing how everything has to be undercut with quips or depicted through a veil of irony because being vulnerable and taking your own stories seriously is emotionally risky, scary, and might alienate bugmen.

I remember one time, I think around '17 or '18 seeing a show on TV where it sort of explored that. This girl fell in love with a boy when she was younger, and finally met him in adulthood and was thrilled to finally get a chance to be with him, only to find out that he's gay. Iirc (and I only saw bits and pieces, so I could be wrong and/or misremembering) the show didn't portray either of them as bad or wrong, just that the woman's love was inherently incompatible with the reality of the two's lives. I thought it was pretty novel to see that on TV (but i didn't watch much tv, so take that with a grain of salt) and I did feel- as cringe as it is- "seen" considering I was going through that type of incompatibility in my own life at the time. No one's a bad person for not being compatible with one another. They both suffer because of it, but not due to any wrongdoing. An uncomfortable but important facet of romance to explore imo

 

[General Zoider]

you must have spiked my mtn dew with heart medication I AM NOT GAY!!!

but would you do it if we paid you?

 

[Fishnumm]

but would you do it if we paid you?

i mean if its a lot of money like hundreds of thousands maybe id let you suck my cock?

 

[Fishnumm]

if you fags had to fuck a chick to stop humanity from blowing up what women would you have sex with?

 

[synthetic_glazer]

if you fags had to fuck a chick to stop humanity from blowing up what women would you have sex with?

None. I'd just stuff my face with domino's pizza until armageddon starts. Don't like pussy.

Spoiler: My serious answer

My gut instinct would be Ellen Page because I watched Umbrella Academy a few years back and I thought she looked pretty good for a woman, and she's one of like ten women I know who aren't 2D or related to me. She's a pooner now, so maybe you'd consider that cheating, but I'm thinking of her pre-pooner days.

Also, you didn't specify what kind of sex? Could it be a glory hole type situation or would I have to like, talk to the woman, look at the woman, and kiss her and stuff? I don't know if that's change my answer but I'd at least like to know for the sake of my autism

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And I will pose the same question to you, Fishcumm. If you had to stray from the Straight Path and sex a man to save humanity, who would it be?

 

[Fishnumm]

Also, you didn't specify what kind of sex? Could it be a glory hole type situation or would I have to like, talk to the woman, look at the woman, and kiss her and stuff? I don't know if that's change my answer but I'd at least like to know for the sake of my autism

regular missionary sex bro

And I will pose the same question to you, Fishcumm. If you had to stray from the Straight Path and sex a man to save humanity, who would it be?

if i had to stray from the Straight Path™ to save humanity i would probably fuck uhhhhhhhhhhh kingcobra was pretty open to the idea of having gay sex if it saved humanity so maybe him to resurrect him and give him the satisfaction of saving humanity.

be pretty gross though