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Doggo said:
Can I come too? I’ll bring the fava beans.
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I already have a nice chianti, come on over

synthetic_glazer said:
I've been thinking about this and without getting too explicit, I will say that no, I have confirmed it does not feel good at all to put things in your butt by any stretch of the imagination and if you think otherwise you must have been born with a fucking vagina where your butthole should be because it is entirely an unpleasant experience

I had a rant but it got gross and TMI very quickly so here's the reaction image I was gonna send with it. Make of that what you will
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You need to oil it up
 
synthetic_glazer said:
I had a rant but it got gross and TMI very quickly so here's the reaction image I was gonna send with it. Make of that what you will
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Anal sex is mid at best especially with men and especially because it's the only choice. I don't want to have to pick between eating nice food and having sex. I like lactose and sex god damn it.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Anal sex is mid at best especially with men and especially because it's the only choice. I don't want to have to pick between eating nice food and having sex. I like lactose and sex god damn it.
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I'm suprised you'd be picky with your diet with a username like that. As a top, anal is based, so huge respect to all the bottoms prepping out there. There is no way I'd let my duck near any of those Lovecraftian horrors that women have between their legs.
 
souschef said:
You need to oil it up
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I know to use lube. I may be dumb but I'm not stupid :'(

femboy fart huffer said:
Anal sex is mid at best especially with men and especially because it's the only choice. I don't want to have to pick between eating nice food and having sex. I like lactose and sex god damn it.
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femboy fart huffer said:
Yea footjobs are based I know but I would rather develop a shit fetish than live life only doing that.
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I am surprised the kink thread creator would have this perspective- there are so many more options beyond anal sex and foot jobs. Even outside of increasingly bizarre and insular ways to have sex, it can also just be nice to lie down with someone else and touch each other with your hands, you dont *need* to do butt things

ReeTardSavant said:
There is no way I'd let my duck near any of those Lovecraftian horrors that women have between their legs.
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I am infinitely more likely to enter China than to enter a woman's china
 
synthetic_glazer said:
there are so many more options
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Yea but for most people they're not going to be satisfied with other options. Go on grindr and say you don't want to do anal sex in any form and watch the 0 matches you get other than people just asking wtf. I wouldn't consider fetish stuff or handjobs to be sex anyway. As I say I would simply not be satisfied without actual normal penetrative sex.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Yea but for most people they're not going to be satisfied with other options. Go on grindr and say you don't want to do anal sex in any form and watch the 0 matches you get other than people just asking wtf. I wouldn't consider fetish stuff or handjobs to be sex anyway. As I say I would simply not be satisfied without actual normal penetrative sex.
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I mean, I guess if sex is your primary goal, then yeah, infrequent anal would a deal breaker for most matches. For me though, my main reason for embarking on my Love Quest is to find someone I can be myself around and have companionship with- sex is very low on the list of priorities, so I imagine most of the grindr crowd (or anyone who would be entirely put off by not having a lot of butt sex) would already not be the kind of sweetheart id be looking for anyway
 
awoo said:
long time ago I discovered scratching my butthole felt good, and then later by chance I found it felt really good to do it while fapping
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ew wouldnt that like cause wounds and shit?

anyway what you do you homos think about porn, i dont like it because its gross and dehumanizes people but porn seems kinda like pervasive in your community so im curious of the homo opinion
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Yea but for most people they're not going to be satisfied with other options. Go on grindr and say you don't want to do anal sex in any form and watch the 0 matches you get other than people just asking wtf.
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Dunno what you're on about. It's actually pretty common and men use certain tags for non penetrative sex on hookup apps, many even prefer it. I don't know what the tag is where you live, but here is "gouinage"

Fishnumm said:
anyway what you do you homos think about porn, i dont like it because its gross and dehumanizes people but porn seems kinda like pervasive in your community so im curious of the homo opinion
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I think the "porn aversion" fad i see on the internet in the last few years is really cringe to be honest. I attribute it to false moralism, but as with everything, the problem is in the excess. I don't believe any adult that says that they don't watch any lewd content whatsoever every now and then
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Yea but for most people they're not going to be satisfied with other options. Go on grindr and say you don't want to do anal sex in any form and watch the 0 matches you get other than people just asking wtf. I wouldn't consider fetish stuff or handjobs to be sex anyway. As I say I would simply not be satisfied without actual normal penetrative sex.
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Theres plenty of oral only bottoms (also know as cowards)
If anal didnt intrinsically feel satisfying then there wouldnt be so many guys going through gay panic after a prostate exam
 
a-Lager said:
Theres plenty of oral only bottoms (also know as cowards)
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Are those people going to actually be satisfied with that though? Maybe. But from what I've seen most people wouldn't, myself included.
a-Lager said:
anal didnt intrinsically feel satisfying
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Anal doesn't feel good outside of sex. I can just be sitting and play with my cock and it feel good. Same for my wife's boobs. I'm not randomly sticking my finger in my asshole and thinking it feels good. It has to be a specific context, the doctors office is not that. Controversial opinion but when it comes to anal sex pegging > penis.
 
synthetic_glazer said:
For me though, my main reason for embarking on my Love Quest is to find someone I can be myself around and have companionship with- sex is very low on the list of priorities, so I imagine most of the grindr crowd (or anyone who would be entirely put off by not having a lot of butt sex) would already not be the kind of sweetheart id be looking for anyway
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Me too.

Sadly, seems like a lot of folks care more about being top/bottom and announcing it to the world as their main characteristic, as opposed to other non-sexual stuff or topics.
 
Fishnumm said:
ew wouldnt that like cause wounds and shit?
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What? No. Scratching like you would your leg but lightly. The anus is a really sensitive place with tons of nerves. You have to be careful. Anyhow I think the pleasure comes more from rubbing the prostate. It's a mysterious organ. Right before a penile orgasm it seems to get really sensitive and pleasurable for some reason, and it has its own kind of horniness distinct from the penis. I know it sounds weird to most men and women but I'm being serious here. It makes me wonder: how much do I not even know about my own body? Kinda like the "what if we could use 100% of our brain?" meme.
 
awoo said:
What? No. Scratching like you would your leg but lightly. The anus is a really sensitive place with tons of nerves. You have to be careful. Anyhow I think the pleasure comes more from rubbing the prostate. It's a mysterious organ. Right before a penile orgasm it seems to get really sensitive and pleasurable for some reason, and it has its own kind of horniness distinct from the penis. I know it sounds weird to most men and women but I'm being serious here. It makes me wonder: how much do I not even know about my own body? Kinda like the "what if we could use 100% of our brain?" meme.
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good for you i guess (still kinda gross tbh)
 
im also going to add i dont understand how other straights dont understand man on man love. like i love my male family members and shit platonically of course but i love em.

i understand being like confused about why you homos find other men attractive but i dont get why they're confused about the love part.
 
Fishnumm said:
im also going to add i dont understand how other straights dont understand man on man love. like i love my male family members and shit platonically of course but i love em.

i understand being like confused about why you homos find other men attractive but i dont get why they're confused about the love part.
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They don't want to accept that two men can love each other.
 
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