Between the family holidays and the A&N section of the board, my eye muscles are tired of rolling back every time I see the self-congratulatory rictus of some old religious fundie thinking they're soooooooo clever they finally figured out that "all gays are the product of molestation!". If you don't recall being molested you must have repressed it. Is it because, being members of a cult that can only reproduce by grooming children into it, they're overly paranoid about someone else getting there? Since we're doing ludicrous psychoanalysis based on nothing but bigotry, I've never met a single fundie absolutely obsessed with buttsex (and MAN are they obsessed with it. They think about it more than I do, and I participate in it!) that wasn't, without fail, a skirt-chasing sex-obsessed horndog who thinks everyone else's life is as fixated on sex as theirs is.