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Downloaded a dating app for...I have no idea. On a lark. Maybe just to entertain myself during the holidays while I chortle at the available menu around me. The landscape certainly hasn't changed over the last ten years or so. We've got 70 year old Hoggles on the hunt for 19-year-old eye candy. 26-year-old tall muscular Instagram gymrats who, let's be honest, are on the internet for ego-stroking way more than they need an app for boyfriends, and would immediately filter you out if you weren't the 6'6" Gigachad of their old high school football dreams. Plus a vast sea of 4-6/10s with everything from obnoxious political ranting on their profiles (yeah, that screams stability) to hilarious non-answers to questions. Oh yeah Marlon, you like tasty food and a good night's sleep? Next thing you'll tell me that you enjoy homeostasis, dopamine rushes, and blood oxygenation. I've learned nothing other than that you're a multicellular organism with instincts.
 
SouthernBitchBob said:
Downloaded a dating app for...I have no idea. On a lark. Maybe just to entertain myself during the holidays while I chortle at the available menu around me. The landscape certainly hasn't changed over the last ten years or so. We've got 70 year old Hoggles on the hunt for 19-year-old eye candy. 26-year-old tall muscular Instagram gymrats who, let's be honest, are on the internet for ego-stroking way more than they need an app for boyfriends, and would immediately filter you out if you weren't the 6'6" Gigachad of their old high school football dreams. Plus a vast sea of 4-6/10s with everything from obnoxious political ranting on their profiles (yeah, that screams stability) to hilarious non-answers to questions. Oh yeah Marlon, you like tasty food and a good night's sleep? Next thing you'll tell me that you enjoy homeostasis, dopamine rushes, and blood oxygenation. I've learned nothing other than that you're a multicellular organism with instincts.
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this right here is why i'll die a virgin
 
Neurotypical Mantis said:
this right here is why i'll die a virgin
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Also on the bitchy judgy chopping block are "I love to laugh" and "I enjoy meeting people who are passionate about something". Fuck me, do you like making conversation with people who share your interests too? I'd never have guessed.

To be fair, there is at least one thing that's changed about these apps in the last 10 years. Now you can add neopronouns and the hideous greaseballs with clown hair and Hunger Games capitol citizen clothes seem more numerous than before. Two thumbs up. I'd rather spend an evening vigorously masturbating.
 
SouthernBitchBob said:
26-year-old tall muscular Instagram gymrats who, let's be honest, are on the internet for ego-stroking way more than they need an app for boyfriends, and would immediately filter you out if you weren't the 6'6" Gigachad of their old high school football dreams.
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This is a personal attack, but seriously. It's just better to workout and do stuff to be the best version of yourself. Dating apps is a whole-time job of sorting/blocking through the trash. The most fun aspect at times at say Grindr, is to just block a bunch of people while mindlessly watching something.

Even when people there are answering, it's very rare to actually meet someone. Even for a hoop-up, because gays in general are really really afraid of all forms for commitment. Even if they don't do shit anyway.
We got a incel-word in the gay community too, gaycel. Anyway, with straight men that try to flirt with women. It's in most cases their fault for being weirdoes, but you can be good-looking and not a weirdo. No, majority of gay fuckers will never give you any time of their day, for no reason. And funny thing is. More people than not, will respond positively when sent an nude in the first message.

I'm tempted to make a burner-account and post gore-pics to a bunch of people, because fuck you. Not actually going to do it though, because there's no point.
 
Vingle said:
This is a personal attack, but seriously. It's just better to workout and do stuff to be the best version of yourself. Dating apps is a whole-time job of sorting/blocking through the trash. The most fun aspect at times at say Grindr, is to just block a bunch of people while mindlessly watching something.

Even when people there are answering, it's very rare to actually meet someone. Even for a hoop-up, because gays in general are really really afraid of all forms for commitment. Even if they don't do shit anyway.
We got a incel-word in the gay community too, gaycel. Anyway, with straight men that try to flirt with women. It's in most cases their fault for being weirdoes, but you can be good-looking and not a weirdo. No, majority of gay fuckers will never give you any time of their day, for no reason. And funny thing is. More people than not, will respond positively when sent an nude in the first message.

I'm tempted to make a burner-account and post gore-pics to a bunch of people, because fuck you. Not actually going to do it though, because there's no point.
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Hey now. That sounds like something one of your True and Honest fag hag allies (usually straight women) would call "internalized homophobia". Don't you dare say that gay guys are commitment phobic whores. You merely have hands-on experience with it. Your local fujoshi will tell you that gay guys are characters from their romance novel fanfiction who don't stick together because "society is oppressing them".

Being gay is a curse if you like the idea of a trad relationship. Getting sex isn't difficult if you have any social skills at all, but dating? Hah. Gay guys are the kings of ghosting because they don't give a shit and have no attention span. And even in the event you start dating one, odds are he'll get restless, start the hunt for the next lay within the month, etc. Having seen the average gay "relationship" last about 2-6 weeks has given me a pretty dim view of gay men, not gonna lie.
 
turdburger said:
I dunno what I am any more. When I was younger I was more into dudes, but as I've got older I'm more into women.
I guess I'm just a trespassing fag.
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I was the opposite - much more into women when I was younger, but preferring men as I aged. My family members still think I'm a lesbian and have a hard time comprehending I like men.

I am a transgender male but not at all masculine, admittedly. Something something "very much like a stereotypical transtrender" something something
 
Sylvie Paula Paula said:
I was the opposite - much more into women when I was younger, but preferring men as I aged. My family members still think I'm a lesbian and have a hard time comprehending I like men.

I am a transgender male but not at all masculine, admittedly. Something something "very much like a stereotypical transtrender" something something
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huh, i didn't know you were ftm. tmi but i'm much the same way, imo i think it's a lot better than trying to be a stereotypical hypermasculine dude, it reminds me of mtf troons who have that vision of what makes them a 'woman' in their minds
 
SouthernBitchBob said:
Downloaded a dating app for...I have no idea. On a lark. Maybe just to entertain myself during the holidays while I chortle at the available menu around me.
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Okay. I gave a chance to someone who wasn't a blob, slob, squawking activist, unemployed, and didn't come across as a mopey sexless soy troll over text. He invited me over, seemed like he was in the mood for something. I told him we'd see where things went.

What this of course means is that he was a sexless soy troll in person, who wanted to spend the entire date watching gossip television firmly on opposite sides of a room, no physical contact, yapping about covid changes to his TV show scheduling, and BLM, and activi....Aaaaaaaand I'm suddenly the least turned on I've been in weeks. Sahara. Desert.

Excuse me, I was promised that gay guys were at least oversexed horndogs to make up for the voids in their boring personalities and their frightening inability to behave attractively on a first date. I've yet to see it; they're all frigid grannies once forced to live outside texting. My left hand is still a better lover than motivating any of these lumps into a bedroom.
 
polonium said:
How is this even a date?
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Correct.
This appears to be the depth gay guys plumb, at least in my area. The number of times I've hit this exact scenario tells me it isn't a one-off. Guy flirts with me -> invites me out -> the evening is an unattractive, unsexy boring slugfest that he puts zero effort into -> guy either ghosts or tells me I wasn't a good date.........when he invited me out, was totally unresponsive to any attempt to make it an actual decent time, then acted as if I'm the eunuch with the taste of a 12 year old who bombed the "date". Sorry, if I seemed uninvested in this evening it's because you've displayed exactly zero attractive qualities in person.

I'm convinced that I ultimately need to move or import if I'm to find an actual human being instead of whatever the hell these things are.
 
So since I'm stuck at my parents place till New Years, I'm bored as fuck. To cure some of that boredom, I go on grindr, mostly and harass the local gays. Which I wouldn't bother with in other circumstances.

The fun thing is, most don't know about the block button. It's not my fault they get irritated, they could've blocked me before that happened. They did this to themselves, and have the decency to blame me for it.
 
Vingle said:
So since I'm stuck at my parents place till New Years, I'm bored as fuck. To cure some of that boredom, I go on grindr, mostly and harass the local gays. Which I wouldn't bother with in other circumstances.

The fun thing is, most don't know about the block button. It's not my fault they get irritated, they could've blocked me before that happened. They did this to themselves, and have the decency to blame me for it.
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They probably reached their max number of blocks for the day.
 
I'm pissed and want to powerlvl the fuck out, but I'll try to keep it brief.

A "friend" friendzoned me, expecting me to be his friend. When he's a fucking whore, and I RARELY even get someone to say hi back to me on Grindr. Did he really not think that’s fucking hurtful to watch and listen about? The whole reason why I have not committed an hero long time ago, is because I refuse to watch stuff that reminds me that my life is shitty as fuck and ANY normal person would done an hero right away in my shoes.

And lol, he thinks I will have a bad time for "losing" him. The fucking audacity, I have been friendless in my whole adult life. That's my fucking normal.
And yea, he's an alcoholic. Not completely, but he party a lot and I know he will look awful in some years. He's so proud of his youthful look, and only likes younger guys. Ahem, I look far younger my age. Meanwhile he was in a relationship for 4 years, with a guy that literally looks like he got a syndrome.

And even if I were a fucking cuck, that's stuff that can't be reversed.

Not even asking him to love me, as I'm more cold than a dead fish.

Edit: This mood fits too well.
 
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Vingle said:
I'm pissed and want to powerlvl the fuck out, but I'll try to keep it brief.

A "friend" friendzoned me, expecting me to be his friend. When he's a fucking whore, and I RARELY even get someone to say hi back to me on Grindr. Did he really not think that’s fucking hurtful to watch and listen about? The whole reason why I have not committed an hero long time ago, is because I refuse to watch stuff that reminds me that my life is shitty as fuck and ANY normal person would done an hero right away in my shoes.

And lol, he thinks I will have a bad time for "losing" him. The fucking audacity, I have been friendless in my whole adult life. That's my fucking normal.
And yea, he's an alcoholic. Not completely, but he party a lot and I know he will look awful in some years. He's so proud of his youthful look, and only likes younger guys. Ahem, I look far younger my age. Meanwhile he was in a relationship for 4 years, with a guy that literally looks like he got a syndrome.

And even if I were a fucking cuck, that's stuff that can't be reversed.

Not even asking him to love me, as I'm more cold than a dead fish.

Edit: This mood fits too well.
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This is a good thread to powerlevel in, no worries.
 
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