LGBTQiwis

[polonium]

Homosexuality is rape

Only if you're doing it on hard mode

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Only if you're doing it on hard mode

Any percent homosexual speedrun

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Only if you're doing it on hard mode

It's only rape 'cuz my dick is enormous.

 

[Bloitzhole]

[Christsperg]

Homosexuality is rape

[Even more sperging]

Sometimes I can't tell what's a larp and what's genuine indoctrinated/religious retardation.

I dunno what I am any more. When I was younger I was more into dudes, but as I've got older I'm more into women.
I guess I'm just a trespassing fag.

Maybe there's a gal with a big biceps out there that hits the middle ground just right, or a dude with a really effeminate face.
Or̴͍̥͆̽ͅ ̷͛̌ͅa̷̡͔̹͠ ̶̣̺̾̏͊t̸̺̀̑r̸̲͚͑̍a̵̢͌́ṅ̴̰͍n̵͙̐̒͑͜y̸̺͙̺̑̔͊

 

[The Cunting Death]

Wtf i hate being a faggot now????????

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Sometimes I can't tell what's a larp and what's genuine indoctrinated/religious retardation.


Maybe there's a gal with a big biceps out there that hits the middle ground just right, or a dude with a really effeminate face.
Or̴͍̥͆̽ͅ ̷͛̌ͅa̷̡͔̹͠ ̶̣̺̾̏͊t̸̺̀̑r̸̲͚͑̍a̵̢͌́ṅ̴̰͍n̵͙̐̒͑͜y̸̺͙̺̑̔͊

Known a lot of "super gay teen dudes" who eventually ended up dreaming of plowing a fertile p*ssy or straight up reverting to a healthy and sin-free lifestyle all together. I wouldn't say it's a phase, just a realization that the exciting deviant existence of fucking a dude, playing games, and travelling the world becomes less enticing when you're 30 and your genes kick in, going "that saggy sack of yours aint gonna function for much longer, buddy", and they pick up some lost 34 year old woman who wasn't ready to settle down when she had a pick from any capable stud.

Then again, most of these were kissless virgins who suddenly experienced romantic interest they hadn't experienced before, so they dialed the gay up to 11, and either eventually reverted or forced themselves into this lifestyle cause it made them feel worthwhile an existence. Probably why you see people ready to die on the hill of making it their prime identifier. You know, like trannies having to include their pronouns in their name or choosing the most feminine sounding shit ever cause "BlazeMoon" doesn't give away their struggle.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

"Every single male who is homosexual, was actually raped as a child" - That is statistically impossible. This definitely happens, but it's hard to tell exactly how often.
"Homosexual people are created" - Heterosexual people are "created" too. People don't know shit about sexuality until they're introduced to it, and until then they're not gay or straight.
"Since you were turned into a homosexual, you can also be cured of it as well" - Conversion therapy does more harm than good to gay and bi people. It's not like they're cutting off their dicks or putting chemicals in their body so why the fuck does it matter?


If it's between two consenting adults, it's not rape.
"Sound insane?" - Yes. People like you who get twisted about dudes fucking dudes should go find something else to get mad about, like transgenderism. Troons are more of a threat to our free speech and the safety of little girls than the average fag. Think about it.

Sometimes I can't tell what's a larp and what's genuine indoctrinated/religious retardation.

Dudes, it's pretty obvious he's fucking with you. What would an evangelical be doing in Kiwifarms? Especially this thread in particular?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Dudes, it's pretty obvious he's fucking with you. What would an evangelical be doing in Kiwifarms? Especially this thread in particular?

Fuck it's like that one forum where everyone LARPs as fucking kooky christians all over again

 

[Shiversblood]

It’s not a larp as a christian. The Bible is one of the biggest ways to cure people of homosexuality. The reason why people are so afraid of researching homosexuality further to see if people really are born homosexual or not is because of political reasons because they don’t want you to be able to find the cure! The Bible says it’s a sin to be homosexual. That means that you are not born homosexual and there is a cure! There is a cure out there but people just refuse to research it! They need to research homosexuality so that they can save the children! Generation z they are all becoming homosexual! Never in the past has a whole entire generation of young people actually turned homosexual. Do you know what that means? People are being turned homosexual so that means people can be cured and turned straight as well. It works both way. If you can turn everyone homosexual that means you could turn every homosexual straight. If the government would pass new laws and make it illegal to be homosexual and create classes and arrest homosexuals and put them through re-education camps I know damn well these generation z people who turned homosexual would Turn straight real fast!

Okay here’s a hypothetical situation for men who are homosexual. Okay so let’s say you are a homosexual man who is constantly having cocks slammed into his anus on a daily basis. And one day your just sitting at home relaxing etc, and then out of nowhere a portal actually opens up in your front room and a man leaps through the portal and he points a sawed off shotgun at you. And your all like “wtf what is this?” And then the man say. “I am actually from the future! I came back to the past! I am your son from the future from a alternate timeline but if you don’t stop being homosexual and stop taking all those cocks, and don’t become straight, then I will never be born and your whole family will be murdered and your heritage and family line and everyone they all die!” What would you do? Would you respond by saying that cocks are what you desire and you won’t turn straight? Or would you consider turning straight? Explain and discuss.

 

[turdburger]

Maybe there's a gal with a big biceps out there that hits the middle ground just right, or a dude with a really effeminate face.
Or̴͍̥͆̽ͅ ̷͛̌ͅa̷̡͔̹͠ ̶̣̺̾̏͊t̸̺̀̑r̸̲͚͑̍a̵̢͌́ṅ̴̰͍n̵͙̐̒͑͜y̸̺͙̺̑̔͊

Yeah, I get that question a lot. At the bottom of the matter (or the matter of the bottom) I'm attracted to people's natural bodies, not wounds and surgical facsimiles of genitalia or lumpy horrifying mastectomy scars that weren't for treating cancer. I suppose in theory I would be open to a pre-op tranny if I really liked the person's character, as personality and confidence make a big difference. But I've never met a tranny who was a great person who was happy in his or her body.

I want to talk about the 'A' that's been co-opted into LGBTQIABCDEFG. Mainly because it's the only one that logically belongs with LGB. I can go in with disabilities and autism and shit and T can go in with bodmod and plastic surgery shit. Nobody knows what the fuck Q is. I've known a few cat ladies who probably fit the 'asexual' label and I worked with a dude once who said he wasn't attracted to women and wasn't gay either. He had raging gynecomastia that was obvious even under a dress shirt and a formal jacket and generally looked like a sack of shit. I don't know that these people or others like them really notice or care that they've been included in the shitshow.

 

[turdburger]

Sorry for double post. I can't seem to get multiquote to work today.

Okay so let’s say you are a homosexual man who is constantly having cocks slammed into his anus on a daily basis. And one day your just sitting at home relaxing etc, and then out of nowhere a portal actually opens up in your front room and a man leaps through the portal and he points a sawed off shotgun at you. And your all like “wtf what is this?” And then the man say. “I am actually from the future! I came back to the past! I am your son from the future from a alternate timeline but if you don’t stop being homosexual and stop taking all those cocks, and don’t become straight, then I will never be born and your whole family will be murdered and your heritage and family line and everyone they all die!” What would you do? Would you respond by saying that cocks are what you desire and you won’t turn straight? Or would you consider turning straight? Explain and discuss.

Lady, if someone is cocking, I am the one who cocks... usually.
And there are women like to put things up men's asses. Like, remote controlled things. It's all fun and games until her husband finds out, and for revenge blasts you with the highest setting when you're in an important meeting.
If a portal opens in my front room and a man comes through, I'd assume he was there for me to fuck. I think portals opening in the front room are a common fantasy for most people who can't be bothered to go out and be hygienic and pleasant and try to attract someone. As for my family line, probably best that go extinct as there's autism and gay genes and other shit in it.

 

[Bloitzhole]

What would an evangelical be doing in Kiwifarms? Especially this thread in particular?

I figured it might be the KF equivalent of a vegan hardliner entering a KFC to screech at randos about animal murder.

Nobody knows what the fuck Q is

The only people I ever met that identified as Q were people who just wanted to stand out as special snowflakes but had nothing to their personality that did.

because it's the only one that logically belongs with LGB

Why's that? It doesn't really have an impact on anything, unless you turn it into an issue yourself - there's no inherent stigmatization aside from family or acquaintances who might wonder why someone is eternally single but beyond that...? I guess what I'm trying to ask is where you see the overlapping experiences between people who might be ostracized for not being heterosexual and people who just don't fuck at all.

And there are women like to put things up men's asses

And there are women who like to put things up their own asses. And not just in Minecraft.

 

[turdburger]

Why's that? It doesn't really have an impact on anything, unless you turn it into an issue yourself - there's no inherent stigmatization aside from family or acquaintances who might wonder why someone is eternally single but beyond that...? I guess what I'm trying to ask is where you see the overlapping experiences between people who might be ostracized for not being heterosexual and people who just don't fuck at all.

Because it's the only one of the additions that could be argued as being a sexuality and fitting in the same category. Homosexual, bisexual, asexual...

Intersex people, they're just people born with differences. Being trans isn't a sexuality, it's wanting to convincingly resemble the opposite sex. Not being attracted to any sex could be considered the same category as being attracted to one or both sexes.

But yeah, I agree they don't seem to face much stigmatization. It presumably wasn't at their behest that they were co-opted into what's been made into the LGB 'umbrella'. I don't think they much care about it and I've never seen an outspoken sexually disinterested individual on a parade.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

What if I told you, that every single male who is homosexual, was actually raped as a child. That nobody is born homosexual. Homosexual people are created. Created from rape. And since you were turned into a homosexual, you can also be cured of it as well. Sound insane? It’s actually true.

nigger what

 

[Vingle]

Nah bruh I've seen the last few pages people aren't agreeing with you it's only the lackys that keep slurping your shlong View attachment 2648801

Start writing comments that aren't retarded then, since it really shows that you're jealous. Seeth and dilate a little.

not all lgbt people are lolcows or sjw's but of course retards here wouldn't know that if the only thing they do is sit their fatass in their chair and stare at their computer screen all day, go outside

I started to hate most lgb people, because I did go outside

 

[Whatevermancer]

Dudes, it's pretty obvious he's fucking with you.

Ah, the good ol' case of "just pretending to be rеtаrded"!

 

[Vingle]

I don't even know what to say, because it is so... Passive aggressive gays always do this "I hope you get better"-shtick.

 

[SomeDingus]

Okay here’s a hypothetical situation for men who are homosexual. Okay so let’s say you are a homosexual man who is constantly having cocks slammed into his anus on a daily basis. And one day your just sitting at home relaxing etc, and then out of nowhere a portal actually opens up in your front room and a man leaps through the portal and he points a sawed off shotgun at you. And your all like “wtf what is this?” And then the man say. “I am actually from the future! I came back to the past! I am your son from the future from a alternate timeline but if you don’t stop being homosexual and stop taking all those cocks, and don’t become straight, then I will never be born and your whole family will be murdered and your heritage and family line and everyone they all die!” What would you do?

I would die instantly

 

[polonium]

Okay here’s a hypothetical situation for men who are homosexual. Okay so let’s say you are a homosexual man who is constantly having cocks slammed into his anus on a daily basis. And one day your just sitting at home relaxing etc, and then out of nowhere a portal actually opens up in your front room and a man leaps through the portal and he points a sawed off shotgun at you. And your all like “wtf what is this?” And then the man say. “I am actually from the future! I came back to the past! I am your son from the future from a alternate timeline but if you don’t stop being homosexual and stop taking all those cocks, and don’t become straight, then I will never be born and your whole family will be murdered and your heritage and family line and everyone they all die!” What would you do? Would you respond by saying that cocks are what you desire and you won’t turn straight? Or would you consider turning straight? Explain and discuss.

Fuck him, because there's no way I'd ever become a vagetarian so he's clearly lying and isn't my son.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

At my age, my son would likely be Chris-Chan levels of autistic. The world doesn't need another raging MLP fan.