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i know a dude who smoked old cigarette butts when he was having a nit fit

dumbass
 
General Patton said:
Want to hear a freaky story? I knew a guy who got high on embalming fluid.
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Thats rather awful. Without power leveling too much, I occasionally handle formaldehyde at work, and even at 10% concentration and in ~100mL in volume, formaldehyde fumes can easily send you to the hospital if you're careless, let alone intentionally huffing it, and by the way, it smells terrible. It's also carcinogenic but I imagine most things that people huff are.

Fishnumm said:
why would you give yourself hiv/aids?

how much of a masochist do you have to be?
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It feels so detached from normal masochism that anyone who wants that is entirely, irredeemably insane and or coombrained. Wanting to get tied up or bitten or gutpunched or whatever by your partner is masochistic, but there's also a very clear delineation between when it is underway and when it is not. Unless things catastrophically wrong, you're not going to be in pain or agony after the session is done with. Beyond that, it's also intimate because the pain or discomfort is physically, in that moment, being inflicted to you by someone you care about and trust. Getting AIDS from some faggot isn't anything like that, it consumes your life outside of designated sexy time, and isn't even intimate. Lying in a hospital bed alone isn't intimate. Unless your brain has melted, I can't imagine anyone'd be thinking "man, I'm so glad Kenneth Kumshot gave me this, it's like he's here with me right now."
 
Fishnumm said:
i'd be cool with it if he was murdering like sickos but it was probably a dumbass drug related dispute that got him locked up
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That'd be a pretty good TV show. A mortician who witnesses the savagery of crime and is driven to secretly take revenge for the victims, using his skills to hide the bodies in plain sight. I'm gonna go pitch that to CBS and make a million bucks.
 
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
A mortician who witnesses the savagery of crime and is driven to secretly take revenge for the victims
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There's actually a semi-decent show (iZombie) that has a very similar concept; medical examiner who when she does autopsies, eats the brain of the deceased and has access to their memories (and takes on their personality partially, which is where the comedy element comes in). She then uses the knowledge to get revenge for the victim and help the police find and take down the killer.
 
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TouchFluffyTail said:
There's actually a semi-decent show (iZombie) that has a very similar concept; medical examiner who when she does autopsies, eats the brain of the deceased and has access to their memories (and takes on their personality partially, which is where the comedy element comes in). She then uses the knowledge to get revenge for the victim and help the police find and take down the killer.
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theres an adam sandler movie kinda like that but like instead of eating brains its wearing people shoes and that turns you into the person who owned the shoes
 
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