Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[Pigga Kumite]

VoidBurger and friends are once again asking the world's militaries to invade the United States and murder Trump.

This post made me realize that a lot of unhinged far left doomposting is actually hopium that something bad will happen and they won't have to get up and go to work tomorrow.

 

[Terrorist]

Voidburger was never very mature in the first place but she’s definitely been regressing lately. These are the posts of a tumblr teen whose parents don’t care enough to monitor her internet access, not a 30something married woman.

Chip willingly married this headcase:

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When was the last time Jess even had coworkers? How many years has it been since she’s had a job?

Her existence is a better argument against Western capitalism than any tweet she’s made. The fact that “gaming journalism” ever became an industry (while America’s industrial base was being hollowed out), and that she drew a salary for providing her word turds to it, is what actual communists used to call decadence.

 

[BlueSpark]

When was the last time Jess even had coworkers? How many years has it been since she’s had a job?

It's been a little over three years since she got fired from Giant Bomb and a little over a year since the podcast she was part of (Skulltenders) shut down. Calling the podcast a job would be being too charitable and I wouldn't argue with anyone that said "working" at Giant Bomb wasn't a real job, either.
So her last real job would be when she worked at an "escape room," which I'm not sure of the exact date but I think it was more than five years ago at this point and she wasn't even there that long.

 

[Ghostse]

It's been a little over three years since she got fired from Giant Bomb and a little over a year since the podcast she was part of (Skulltenders) shut down. Calling the podcast a job would be being too charitable and I wouldn't argue with anyone that said "working" at Giant Bomb wasn't a real job, either.
So her last real job would be when she worked at an "escape room," which I'm not sure of the exact date but I think it was more than five years ago at this point and she wasn't even there that long.

Disagree. Horses don't have jobs. They have the task their handler puts them to that day.

 

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VoidBurger and friends are once again asking the world's militaries to invade the United States and murder Trump:

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Apparently Ironicus has been living in a sensory deprivation chamber his whole life up to this point as he's only just now seeing the United States force regime change through military action.

Edit: Sorry about the screenshots not being thumbnails, the editor is being weird and won't format them properly

She sincerely hasn't an original thought in her head. She regurgitates literally every Twitter leftist talking point without a beat. I haven't seen her share a unique or contrarian statement. And not even a unique idea, she presents the same talking points precisely how others have shared it verbatim. It's like she's on default settings.

 

[Pargon]

She sincerely hasn't an original thought in her head. She regurgitates literally every Twitter leftist talking point without a beat. I haven't seen her share a unique or contrarian statement. And not even a unique idea, she presents the same talking points precisely how others have shared it verbatim. It's like she's on default settings.

Really goes to show how much her higher functions are being engaged in her day-to-day. I’ve done more self-reflection on the toilet

 

[BlueSpark]

Somewhere in New Jersey there's a secret group chat for local parents where they all gossip about what a fucking weirdo Slowbeef is

 

[Punished Jenna]

Why is it every time I'm reminded that Slowbeef exists he is defending furries?

 

[Pargon]

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Somewhere in New Jersey there's a secret group chat for local parents where they all gossip about what a fucking weirdo Slowbeef is

So what kind of fucking bar was he at where that conversation occurred naturally and at no point was he brained with an empty bottle of crown royal

 

[BlueSpark]

So what kind of fucking bar was he at where that conversation occurred naturally

There's a weird double-space before the word "bar" in his post that indicates some kind of edit. So I think we can just assume it was a gay bar and Slowbeef was taking it in the ass at the time

 

[smug comporon]

Why is it every time I'm reminded that Slowbeef exists he is defending furries?

He only has like 10 viewers every time I see his stream, so I'm guessing they're all furries and the better adjusted people went over to Diabetus after the split.

 

[estacks]

All I know is I started WoW in Zomodok's guild and he's a really chill and nice fellow for putting up with a newbie like me. Literally thanking him over Sunwell loot during 3.3.0 noob status. I wish I had stayed with those guys instead of going for Goon Squad honestly, they were a really fun and chill group to hang with. GS is pure drama and sucking Toria's micropenis, his sycophants seethed like retarded children and poached as hard as they could any time another raid group would pass Fuckbees. Just poisonous honestly.

 

[Atchus]

I've been watching The Runaway Guys Mario Party Trilogy playthrough, because I'm too fond of this series and their older stuff. At one point during the latest board, Jon mentions he's been experiencing low physical energy and sudden weight loss, goes out of his way to point out "IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE HORMONES", and handwaves it away claiming it's probably some anxiety meds he was put on, despite not really knowing what's causing this himself.
Timestamp:

https://youtu.be/ixBkZnTWtoE?t=914

I don't have the knowledge to confidently state which of the two may be the cause of his symptons, but I find it appalling he discards HRT so quickly when he has no clue either.

 

[Pargon]

All I know is I started WoW in Zomodok's guild and he's a really chill and nice fellow for putting up with a newbie like me. Literally thanking him over Sunwell loot during 3.3.0 noob status. I wish I had stayed with those guys instead of going for Goon Squad honestly, they were a really fun and chill group to hang with. GS is pure drama and sucking Toria's micropenis, his sycophants seethed like retarded children and poached as hard as they could any time another raid group would pass Fuckbees. Just poisonous honestly.

We really need a skitzo sticker

 

[estacks]

We really need a skitzo sticker

jokes on them my raid squad Best-Team beat Mythic Twin Ogrons before Fuckbees and didn't bother continuing since that was the only Mythic boss in WoD we wanted to liberate

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

I've been watching The Runaway Guys Mario Party Trilogy playthrough, because I'm too fond of this series and their older stuff. At one point during the latest board, Jon mentions he's been experiencing low physical energy and sudden weight loss, goes out of his way to point out "IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE HORMONES", and handwaves it away claiming it's probably some anxiety meds he was put on, despite not really knowing what's causing this himself.
Timestamp:

https://youtu.be/ixBkZnTWtoE?t=914

I don't have the knowledge to confidently state which of the two may be the cause of his symptons, but I find it appalling he discards HRT so quickly when he has no clue either.

I figured this link was from their Mario Party LP from 12 years ago (the one I remember watching) and thought this was an early sign of his troonery that you dug up or something. But no apparently this is new and they're playing them all again.

I like how he sounds exactly the same as he does in the old playthrough and is making zero attempt at a feminine voice or persona. Not even a Bruce from Family Guy type of affect.

 

[Atchus]

I like how he sounds exactly the same as he does in the old playthrough and is making zero attempt at a feminine voice or persona.

I'll take it, as having to hear his falsetto all the time would make the videos unwatchable, and they still have a high entertainment value to me despite the whole shitshow. Yes, zero-effort types are annoying but is not like there is a good way to pretend to be a woman.

 

[Necrosan]

He only has like 10 viewers every time I see his stream, so I'm guessing they're all furries and the better adjusted people went over to Diabetus after the split.

A lot of the people he hangs out with are now troons, I was watching a Backrooms playthrough with him and a troon that can't stop saying "meow meow meow" (because that's what girls do, they just say meow meow and act like cats just like in anime).

Pictured above is Slowbeef watching his old online friends troon out and realizing that he surrounded himself with the kind of people he used to make fun of.

I think he has just resigned himself to accept that his friends are retards and he has to act retarded in order to keep them.

By the way, Diabetus should stream a different game every once in a while.

 

[Oswald Sneedington]

I've been watching The Runaway Guys Mario Party Trilogy playthrough, because I'm too fond of this series and their older stuff. At one point during the latest board, Jon mentions he's been experiencing low physical energy and sudden weight loss, goes out of his way to point out "IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE HORMONES", and handwaves it away claiming it's probably some anxiety meds he was put on, despite not really knowing what's causing this himself.
Timestamp:

https://youtu.be/ixBkZnTWtoE?t=914

I don't have the knowledge to confidently state which of the two may be the cause of his symptons, but I find it appalling he discards HRT so quickly when he has no clue either.

Preaching to the choir I know, but its crazy how hormones have no effects so long as you say its for birth control or trooning yourself. For example if a ball players ball shrunk and got angry after doing steroids we all understand it as roid rage. But if you say its trans it fantastically has no negative effects.

 

[Audrey Horne]

I hope I am posting this in the right place, but Proton Jon's weird fetish-y shit is really grossing me out. I've never been a fan of him in specific, but I always enjoyed watching Chuggaaconroy and TRG at times. I heard about his transition, was a bit weirded out, but still was very much in the live-and-let-live sort of mindset with this sort of stuff. Little did I expect that when I would put on TRG for the first time since his announcement, that there would be segments of him "role playing" as a mommy type character?

https://youtu.be/YFIJEh20vq4

(I am not 100% sure if this should be archived, I'm sorry if it is and I didn't.)

I know that Chuggaaconroy plays into it a bit, but Proton Jon brings it back up after the "joke" is over to continue it. I do not want to hear another grown man role play that he is another grown man's mother to fulfill his poorly disguised fetish. There is also something a bit more disturbing considering this is being done while playing a Nintendo game made for children. I have noticed Chuggaaconroy is a bit more sexual in his latest LP of Pokemon SoulSilver, so I would not be surprised if this gross shit is seeping in. It's sad to see, to be honest.