Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

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So this is the dude who invented let's play.
Fun fact: Slowbeef took over the Retsupurae subreddit as a mod and restricted it so no one can post without his say so, and it died as a result.
He's a shadow of his former self.
92 views.
What went wrong?
I still watch him and he is funny but he isn't interesting to watch when it comes to normal games. He shines the most when he is playing shitty obscure games.

His MR in SF6 doesn't look impressive? I'm not sure how it works but I've seen people with Master rank and double his MR. I don't know what compelled him to upload all those SF6 videos.
 
This is when he hit the point of no return.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ow---AaOIEo
No, this is when he hit the point of no return
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Slowbeef got buck-broken when he and the other goontemporaries tried to bully Pewdiepie off of doing Let's Play, only to wither and die in his shadow while he becomes the most subscribed-to channel on Youtube.
 
I honestly can't tell who wins between slowbeef and DSP. On the one hand, beef has a wife and at least one kid (I don't really follow him). On the other hand, Phil has way more notoriety online and is at least accidentally funny sometimes.
Depends what you value. If you value being remembered (sometimes even fondly), DSP wins. No one but a few of us oldfags know that Slowbeef basically pioneered let's play, and even his old fans turned against him because he went from edgy funny guy to troll's remorse shitlib. I think Retsupurae peaked between 2014-2015 with the RTX and Magfest panels, and were really going places, but then they just let it go for various reasons, I guess. Meanwhile, DSP is still talked about and even had a recent resurgence due to Asmon, but DSP did just do a livestream with a running commentary for when he jacked off on camera by accident, so I guess Slowbeef wins that one.

Neither are really remembered fondly except for their older stuff and now DSP is clowned on and Slowbeef is largely forgotten.
Seems the old guard are dying off, but DSP will outlive them all
 
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Slowbeef got a really big head from the idea of being the creator and gatekeeper of an Internet-born concept, which was a really common problem with people from Something Awful. I remember someone referring to this as Lowtax Syndrome. As more and more people started using the Internet regularly, that attitude was not only a big turnoff, but it also became impossible to enforce. All he ended up doing was pushing people away from his specific clique, while the idea he laid claim over outgrew both him and SA. That's also something that was common with SA.

Maybe he's happy with his life, seeing as how he has an actual family. On the other hand, it's really difficult to imagine anyone who was big on SA being happy.
 
As more and more people started using the Internet regularly
Younger and younger ones, too; the paywall kept the rich children with gen 1 iPhones out from the kool kids klub in the early aughts but around ‘08 the containment was breached and simultaneously less and less people wanted the kind of humor popular on SA. Kids didn’t want acerbic basement dwellers from Joisey, they wanted the goofy Swede who understood the benefit of leaning 18 degrees into his audience’s expectations of him
 
Slowbeef got a really big head from the idea of being the creator and gatekeeper of an Internet-born concept, which was a really common problem with people from Something Awful. I remember someone referring to this as Lowtax Syndrome. As more and more people started using the Internet regularly, that attitude was not only a big turnoff, but it also became impossible to enforce. All he ended up doing was pushing people away from his specific clique, while the idea he laid claim over outgrew both him and SA. That's also something that was common with SA.

Maybe he's happy with his life, seeing as how he has an actual family. On the other hand, it's really difficult to imagine anyone who was big on SA being happy.
Younger and younger ones, too; the paywall kept the rich children with gen 1 iPhones out from the kool kids klub in the early aughts but around ‘08 the containment was breached and simultaneously less and less people wanted the kind of humor popular on SA. Kids didn’t want acerbic basement dwellers from Joisey, they wanted the goofy Swede who understood the benefit of leaning 18 degrees into his audience’s expectations of him
the other issue is that Goons are Lazy.
Lowtax refused to innovate; if he'd actually worked with Waffle Images he could have had Imgur before Imgur existed. He had techgoons basically ready to build him Youtube before Youtube (I'd say goontube but that has a different connotation now).

Slowbeef just got his dicksucked and keeps crowing "the inventor of LPs!" but never innovated, never even really tried to find a niche outside of Retsuprae. "Ok cool 20 years ago you had a good idea; what have you done in the past 19 other than demand your balls be fondled because of it?"

Diabeetus too but Diabeetus never seemed to trade on his e-cred and never seemed to want to be "a player".
 
Slowbeef got a really big head from the idea of being the creator and gatekeeper of an Internet-born concept
He never really took credit for that or at least when he did it was layered in two-faced sarcasm and cynicism. Simultaneously downplaying it while wearing the crown.

The real reason is cause popular goons were all fart sniffing losers who thought they were better than everyone else in their niche echo chamber. That's where the ego came from, losers reinforcing losers.
 
On the other hand, it's really difficult to imagine anyone who was big on SA being happy.
The only people who I'd say are "happy" while also having been "big on SA" are the people like Neil Cicireiga (aka Trapezoid) and Markus Persson (Notch) who were shunned by the SA community for being successful "because of SA" and didn't stick around to circlejerk with everyone. So... the ones who left SA, either by choice or by being banned by a janny with a stick up their ass.
 
Slowbeef got a really big head from the idea of being the creator and gatekeeper of an Internet-born concept
Not only did he get a really big head about it, but, it's literally something people have done in real life since the inception of video games.

At the end of the day, Let's plays were just "that time when you were a kid playing a video game with your friend/brother/whatever but now it's a stranger or two on a video call".

It's like claiming you discovered something that's already been discovered - when it's just a simple repackage.
 
Not only did he get a really big head about it, but, it's literally something people have done in real life since the inception of video games.

At the end of the day, Let's plays were just "that time when you were a kid playing a video game with your friend/brother/whatever but now it's a stranger or two on a video call".

It's like claiming you discovered something that's already been discovered - when it's just a simple repackage.
I will regretfully give Slowbeef credit. In so much as Edison "invented" the lightbulb by combining a bunch of stuff from other inventors. Slowbeef did synthesize what had been building, and as you said what we'd been doing in living rooms and computer rooms for years by one person plays and other people watch, but on the internet with video instead of text, and with an audience.

But he and his simps act like he forged LPs our of raw silicon, instead of just being the first to order his butler to put the roast beef between two pieces of bread so he could eat at the card table.

Its like a Lief Ericson thing.
Yeah, sure, nigga landed on north america first, but then proceeded to do nothing and Vinland eventually failed and was forgotten.
 
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(Horses are beautiful and pure-souled animals btw, I would never seriously compare the beauty of a horse to rancid filth like VoidBurger in any regard besides her looking closer to an animal than a human)
 
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