Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Yeah I was under the impression that rare candies kind of suck, but I'm a filthy casual who doesn't get into IVs and EVs much, so I didn't really know why.

The quantity of all of it was too low though, imo. You get, what, enough medicine to boost maybe two Pokemon? Definitely could have been more generous and made the wish feel more meaningful.
You don't even have that. 1 of each is nothing. You need at least...14 of one I think to max out the EV for that stat. But if you want a sweeper, it can eat 10 of an attack booster and 10 Carbos to be most of the way there. Then a wall can slug down the Iron and Zinc. So 10 of each won't do for the whole team, but a sweeper and Baton Passer with Prankster as an ability would be a tough combo to beat.
 
Ehh, except maybe the evo stones, stringer Pokemon seems like the best bet, even given how underwhelming it is.

Honestly I half expected it to just give you like 6 - 10 rare candies, though.
I can buy most basic (fire,water,ect,ect) Stones pretty easily, I think the harder to find stones are the only worth wild stones out of that option. I also expect a bunch of rare candies. But I guess we take what we can get.


This is the second time (I think) that I've regretted clicking on one of your spoilers
 
E̶͓͗p̸̝̂ȋ̸̞ş̴̃o̵̎͜d̵͚͆e̷̫͑ ̵̡̃3̵̗͛5̷̥̓:̷̩̾ ̶̤͛J̸̰̊u̴̻͛ị̶̋c̴̰̄e̶̤͌B̴̩̽ó̸̭x̶̪͛ ̷̘͊M̴̠̄i̶͈̅s̴̨̎a̵̳̍d̸͇̍v̴̳̚e̶͓͂n̸͉͝t̵̝̍u̵̼͠r̸̨̊ë̴̼́ End of LP???



Screenshot_1.png


Screenshot_2.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: New Place, new place. Where even am I?

Screenshot_6.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
:What a weird place, dark, and depression. Like that place with the blue bird.

Screenshot_4.png

Screenshot_5.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
:This name isn't right. You need a better name. What did Master call that one she kept in her party all the time?

Screenshot_7.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Perfect.

Screenshot_8.png

Screenshot_9.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I know, I know, I should intimate master.
Screenshot_10.png

Screenshot_11.png

Screenshot_12.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: She makes this look so easy.
Screenshot_13.png

(Note: Pokeball takes around 1k turns to recharge)
JuiceBox Cute.png
: Guess I should go hug that thing, what is that?

Screenshot_14.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Poor thing must be tired from all the hugging. Might as well Keep Hugging it.

Screenshot_15.png

Screenshot_16.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Where did it go?

Screenshot_18.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Another new friend.
Screenshot_19.png


Screenshot_21.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Please stop friend
Screenshot_22.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Poor thing, I just wanted to be friends.

Screenshot_23.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: A potion, just like my master uses, but as paper?

Screenshot_24.png

Screenshot_25.png

Screenshot_26.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Stupid door.

Screenshot_27.png


Screenshot_29.png

Screenshot_30.png

Screenshot_31.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Sounds like something that nice girl Zargon on blue bird would tell me.

Screenshot_33.png

Screenshot_34.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Oh Oh Oh, maybe I can find friends inside.

Screenshot_35.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Hmm What did that nice girl tell me about how to open locks again?
Screenshot_36.png

Screenshot_37.png


Screenshot_38.png

Screenshot_39.png

Screenshot_40.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I must thank that Zargon girl more on twitter later, Such Helpful advice.

Screenshot_41.png

Screenshot_42.png

Screenshot_43.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Ahhh pain! I am starting to feel...tired.

Screenshot_44.png

(After a few attempts of this)

Screenshot_45.png


JuiceBox Cute.png
: Master will be so happy when I bring this all back to her. But what does any of these do?


Screenshot_46.png


JuiceBox Cute.png
: Best Idea, Let's read the wiki, like master does.
(Aka just using the ID scrolls)

Screenshot_47.png

Screenshot_48.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Ring seems powerful, it best to keep it safe on claw for master.

Screenshot_49.png

Screenshot_50.png

Screenshot_51.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Noooo, I just want to be friends.

Screenshot_52.png

Screenshot_53.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: So many sleepy friends here.

Screenshot_54.png

Screenshot_55.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I shall take this for master, it must be a new type of ball for her. Weirdly shape, but a lot of pokeballs look weird.

Screenshot_56.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: There you are darwinism, master will be sad if you go missing again.

Screenshot_57.png


Screenshot_58.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: It hurts, it hurts.

Screenshot_59.png

Screenshot_60.png

Screenshot_61.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: A pile of coins, I should try out my new move.
Screenshot_63.png

Screenshot_64.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Or not.

Screenshot_65.png

Screenshot_66.png


Screenshot_67.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: A PP restore.

Screenshot_68.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Eat up, and don't get too far behind me.

Screenshot_69.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: *Hiss sounds*

Screenshot_70.png

Screenshot_71.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: A hat, a hat for master, best keep it safe on my head.

Screenshot_72.png

Screenshot_73.png

(after a bit of trying)
Screenshot_74.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I am now spaceman pokemon Vrooom , master will be so happy of the new hat.

Screenshot_75.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Come on Darwinism time to go down stairs.

Screenshot_76.png

Screenshot_77.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Candle Candle Candle, I wonder if it a rare type of candy.

Screenshot_78.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Zargon is that you? This is not the blue bird place.Thank you for helpful advice.

Screenshot_79.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Ahh No, Stop hitting me.
Screenshot_80.png

Screenshot_81.png

Screenshot_82.png

(I think this is do to being a missing No race. The gimmick with this race is, you will randomly poly morph, but not into normal monster. For this race like the real MissingNo It uses random game data. )

Screenshot_83.png

Screenshot_84.png

Screenshot_85.png


JuiceBox Cute.png
: Oh no, what would master do, what would master do? I know healing potion!

Screenshot_86.png

Screenshot_87.png


Screenshot_88.png

Screenshot_89.png

Screenshot_90.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I'll take these for master.

Screenshot_91.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Hello weird voice.
Screenshot_92.png

Screenshot_93.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: I am sorry, I am sorry I can't see you. Forgive me.

Screenshot_94.png

JuiceBox Cute.png
: Please forgive me. It was a accident.

Screenshot_95.png

Screenshot_96.png

Screenshot_97.png

Screenshot_98.png

Screenshot_99.png

Screenshot_100.png

Screenshot_101.png

Screenshot_102.png

Screenshot_103.png

Screenshot_104.png

Screenshot_105.png

View attachment Screenshot_1000.webp
LP is over guys. The true main Protagonist is Dead forever.
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_14.png
    Screenshot_14.png
    8.7 KB · Views: 48
  • Screenshot_95.png
    Screenshot_95.png
    5.4 KB · Views: 48
  • unnamed.gif
    unnamed.gif
    987.3 KB · Views: 45
Funny thing I should mention is tiny bit of head canon lore in that update. :story:

Good thing wack gives me ample opportunities for shitpost April Fools updates like these.
 
Funny thing I should mention is tiny bit of head canon lore in that update. :story:

Good thing wack gives me ample opportunities for shitpost April Fools updates like these.
Technically you also confirmed Deviant's sex. Juicebox is wise to the way of the enby...must come with the territory of being an adorably precocious horror from beyond time and space.
 
Technically you also confirmed Deviant's sex. Juicebox is wise to the way of the enby...must come with the territory of being an adorably precocious horror from beyond time and space.
I think the fun part about that one is, how reliable of a narrator is our little eldritch sugar pie.

JuiceBox Cute.png


I think that is up to the reader if you trust its interpretation of anything. :story:
 
Would trust. Just look at its innocent bambi eyes !
Being polite till the end while being flattened into actual cranberry water disposable container deserves :feels:
Poor little juicebox just wants to love, and be loved. Poor little guy can't help it if he accidentally bumps into a a invisible shop keeper and is turned into swiss cheese.
 
Poor little juicebox just wants to love, and be loved. Poor little guy can't help it if he accidentally bumps into a a invisible shop keeper and is turned into swiss cheese.
What triggered that attack actually ? All we seen is Juicebox dropping that sling and he gets MAULED.
 
What triggered that attack actually ? All we seen is Juicebox dropping that sling and he gets MAULED.
In nethack( in this case Slash'em Extended, not sure if this can happen in nethack since shop keepers don't normally generate invisble from the 100+ runs I have failed in it ) If you walk into a invisible peaceful creature that you can't see(There are ways in nethack to see invisble stuff). They get pissed off. And in the case of a slash'em/slash'em extended it means you now have a hostile flying shotgun ready to blow your brains out.

So in other words, juice box stepped on toes of some invisible jew, and he turned into a redneck.

Edit: On the topic of Slash'em extended. I do not recommend any of you play it until you played vanilla a enough to get the basics down. Slash'em extended is best described as the kitchen sink of nethacks.

I seriously mean this, It adds so much stuff it makes wack look small. Vanilla 3.6 nethack's folder size is around 13-14 MB. Main bulk of that is the two EXE's one of them using tileset the other using the basic ascii.

Slash'em extended on the other hand. Has so much shit packed in it, it is around 250mb folder size. Which is around 200 MB if you cut out the two other EXE's (One for curses, and one for Biglexs, which I think are two different interfaces.)

Oh and Slash'em extended has no tile set because it is so big. If someone was to make a tileset I wouldn't be surprised if it pushed the game to over 1GB easily.

 
Last edited:
Episode 36(-1?) : Down in the dumps.

Screenshot_1.png

First off Discord has a new image, Make of that what you will.

There was also a small update that caught my attention.

Screenshot_2.png

But most importantly

Screenshot_3.png


aw shit.gif

Looking in the editor I have not found any of the new ones. So we are safe from the coom for now.


Screenshot_4.png

Let's take a peak what is to the right of the city.

Screenshot_5.png

Hey I found where my LP's all belong.

Screenshot_6.png

Lot more tall grass then I would expect. I am looking to look around for items. In the tall grass.

Screenshot_8.png

I think this updated sprite is one of the biggest improvements.

Shatterate.png

The MSpaint one looks like it is made of paper and not glass.
Which is confusing given the whole paper is a type.
Also if you remember from the type chart glass is a type.

Screenshot_9.png

The only move it gets off is bulk up. We otherwise two shot it. Turns out being made of glass means you have piss poor defense.

Defense.png


Screenshot_11.png

No telling how long this berry has been here in the junkyard, but I doubt deviant cares if we pick up what could be rotten berry. Kleptomaniac gonna kelpto.

Screenshot_12.png

Oh shit we could realistically use this one.

Screenshot_13.png

Or not. It looks a little too stupid for deviant to use.
Deviant Might be a drooling, oblivious, incompetent trainer who has a IQ lower then Zaydolf's chance of being called our rival.

I take that back, This mega perfectly fits deviant.

Screenshot_14.png

Have we seen these rejected Kirby monster before? A lot of wack mons start blending together.

This guy is rubber, and dragon.

Screenshot_15.png

I took the screenshot at the worst(best) time. Looks like skree head got bitten off. :story:



Screenshot_16.png

We have come to the point where we are literally picking garbage up off the ground, just because it has a pokeball shape.

Oh God, are we wack version of Keksandra?

Screenshot_17.png

Bright side is that we can make anything useful. So uh, does the pokemon we give it to, shank the enemy with it when using glass moves?

Screenshot_18.png

It is like some kind of garbage zerg.

Screenshot_19.png


Screenshot_20.png

Screenshot_21.png

I don't know who I should feel more sorry for. The enemy because they get infected, or because skree has to touch it.

Screenshot_22.png


Screenshot_23.png

What a real kidder of a thief.

Screenshot_24.png

Screenshot_25.png

Screenshot_26.png

You guys like custom field effects? Here one.

Screenshot_27.png

Screenshot_28.png

That Bounce effect is really cool idea. Once in a while a wack idea really bounces off me in a good way.

Needless to say, it doesn't help the chewim and we whip the floor with it.

Screenshot_29.png

Screenshot_30.png

I think my favorite thing about karma is fakeout. It is like giving a giant middle finger to the AI on turn one.
We then use that trap of whatever move and get a par effect off on the enemy.

Screenshot_31.png

I can't image that neutral face being able to make anything that could scare our little PogTrap.


Screenshot_32.png

They did something to remove the par, Don't remember what.

That would be a good pick, expect Karma has no stat changing moves.

Screenshot_33.png

It found out karma's gender.

Screenshot_34.png

And wants to remove it's eyes.

Screenshot_35.png

We don't take the money, we EARN IT.

Screenshot_36.png

And he turns into a baby???

Screenshot_37.png

Screenshot_38.png

Meh, just more of the same with the non mega look. Just picture this with less spikes, and missing that blue piece by the tail, and you have the non mega sprite.


Screenshot_39.png

Screenshot_40.png


Screenshot_41.png

Felt the need to show you pre mega, and the mega at the same time.
It looks like Kamina glasses green.

Screenshot_42.png

More trash, but this time for plastic type.

Screenshot_43.png




Screenshot_44.png

Fake because we all know we can catch the real rena in the post game.

Screenshot_45.png

Going to start sending out jack for the intimidate, and so we can start to bleed exp to him.

Screenshot_47.png

Screenshot_48.png

eh.gif

We end up throwing the living pile of garbage into the trash in the end.
Screenshot_49.png

Screenshot_50.png

I switch out to skree to keep me from using a item to cure the poison.
We might be rich, but that doesn't mean I want to use items when I can just go get free healing after the battle.

Screenshot_51.png

band attack.png

A sound version of Beat up. Funny how the effect says "beat up" and not Band Attack.

There also a Heart type version of this move called. GANGBANG.

The fan fictions just write themself with this game. :story:

Screenshot_52.png

A Damage dealing move that for 3 turns makes the enemy pokemon take extra damage from fairy moves.

There also a non damaging version just called Glitter that lasts for 8 turns.
After this it does band a few more times.
Screenshot_54.png

In the end skree takes a critical to the knee, and has to retire to be a guard.
Screenshot_55.png

Let's be a dick.

Screenshot_56.png

And let it die knowing what a trap is.

Screenshot_57.png

A pokemon who is fast. We must become speed with our little speedy devil of a pokemon.

Screenshot_58.png

Screenshot_59.png

Sadly with it's ability, and this agility it quickly outspeeds us.

Screenshot_61.png

Screenshot_62.png

Screenshot_63.png

Thanks to STAB, type advantage, and our held item.


Screenshot_64.png

I get rid of hail because most of the time jack not going to last long enough for it to matter. And it is a good idea to get a different type STAB MOVE.

Screenshot_65.png

FOOD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Screenshot_66.png

Screenshot_67.png

Being food type is just asking to find out what Vore means when Darwinism is around.

Screenshot_68.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Not today you bootleg.

Screenshot_69.png

It was at this point I saved my game, and went to bed because I was tired.

And when I tried to load it backup to work on making this post longer.

Screenshot_70.png

Uh, oh. I think she legit kidnapped us, and took us home. The kidnapper has become the kidnapped.

I am going to ask on the discord how to fix this. Let's hope it is fixable, otherwise this LP might end on a rather Ironic note. :story:

Only if we knew how messenger worked, and facebook, and twitter. Really if we knew how to use Any social media reliably we could get out of this situation. Guess We just have to wait for juicebox to figure out something is wrong, and send help, but given juicebox's nature, he likely just assume this is some kind of fun play date.
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_38.png
    Screenshot_38.png
    24.3 KB · Views: 41
I was surprised to see that Astolfo doesn't learn this - it's mostly restricted to some humanoid types that aren't from the Coom Stone.
I see you didn't notice the note on that page.

Note: Due to memory issues, not all results are shown.
This note shows up a lot, because of the amount of pokemon able to learn moves was causing the website pages to not load at all. So in other words.


But if you do check the page for Astolfo


He indeed does not learn it, and this is because heart tends to be a type unless the move is vanilla move retyped to heart, or the pokemon type is heart/blood(Thank god it is not). You wont see too too many of that type moves crop up. Unless it's a joke to have that move on that pokemon. Such as all the Humanoid pokemon.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top Bottom