Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[ChucklesTheJester]

Here's a spoiler for part 3 of the ep 47

Spoiler

Who could be Telling us such a a thing?

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Here's a spoiler for part 3 of the ep 47

Spoiler

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Who could be Telling us such a a thing?

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My bet is on all the collective autism in the world developing sentience and becoming a god of autism

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

My bet is on all the collective autism in the world developing sentience and becoming a god of autism

Only if it was that simple.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 47-3: Making more enemies by just existing.

Spoiler

This part's theme/music recommendation will be.

Anyway last time a familiar face once again stood in the path of our intrepid pokemon trainer.

: What are you even talking about? This is starting to get annoying., you and your stupid team block my way, stand in my path, and then claim I am the one opposing you. Just move, and we don't have to fight, you can do what ever you wanted to do here.

Also

I know she is both blonde and have giant honkers, but I didn't think she was this much of a walking blonde bimbo joke.

: Why do I even try to talk, when I am just ignored.

: Oh, I don't know, maybe because I don't care.

And we are forced into a battle with her. Also At first I thought she was crippled with no arms. But you can barely see them being held behind her back.
So close to adding "beating a cripple in a pokemon battle" To the list of things deviant has done.

I try to do witch rage shenanigans

We just get 2 shot, so it didn't help.

But we do increase our social credit score thanks to John Xina

Edgy Butterfree????

I try try some moves on it, not much damage

So I steal its left overs.

And we nonstop choking it to death.

Arcane bolt doesn't cut it vs this guy. Maybe it's the old science cancels out magic trope.

That is almost like a upgraded plasma gun.

Thanks to very lucky turns of only the enemy being hit by par.

We end them.

Last up is a normal weezing.

It fails to posion our graboid

and falls back in doing very shit damage with double hits.

Garboid with a riot shield is the Regi vanilla pokemon wishes it had.

: Finally one of you are listening to me.

She better not start singing the song. "Hello"

And then she does the old disappear trick.
Oh and if any of you play this, make sure you go back to the PC to heal up.

I didn't test to see if the game heals you for what is about to come, but it's always good idea to be safe, and not sorry.

Once you step past this spot.

The game forces us to walk at this point.

At first, I thought anne meant she couldn't believe we was here.

: Didn't I beat that old guy in a pokemon battle before? All the old people look the same, what is even up with that?

: So he kidnapped all those children then, and blamed it on me?

: What? No. He the mastermind behind everything but that.

: You know I have no idea what he even did, other then he is the mastermind. Mind filling me in?

Uh Oh, anne miss named Heck. Also good old jew stereotypes.

: I don't see whats so wrong bout this. Don't we all have some parent that fought in the great pokemon war, and might have committed war crimes.?

: He has killed possibly hundreds.

: Hah, amateur.

: Woah now, I didn't say I was going to make enemy out of them just because they get in my way. Personally I don't care about this family drama.

: Ignored again.

Oh no, is he going to romhack a pokemon game, and add code to give pokemon random skin colors.

: Do you really need to?

: Need to what?
: You know, travel dimensions? Can't Be that hard to get legendary pokemon, I can't seem to go a week with out finding one by accident.

Some one better tell goldman he stole this plan of using legendary pokemon to rule over people from other teams.

: Hey uh deviant.

: What.

: D-do you have any pokemon I can borrow?

: I guess you could use juicebox, why?

:Well uh,since our training battle. Garchomp wont wake up. I've tried revives, and the PC, but he wont wake up.

Spoiler: Editors note

Normally in this up coming muti battle, anne uses the Garchomp.

But for the sake of Continuity with EEeEE killing it, Kind had to edit garchomp out of her team, but this left me with a headache as the damn thing kept throwing a error unless she had 4 pokemon.
I think we can after this battle just assume if we see anne with a garchomp she got a second one.

Anne is back to MS paint sprite because I forgot to check to see if she has a updated one.

You know for a jew Goldman is ripped. Guy looks like he about to street fight us.

First off we have very jewy enemy pokemon.

Oh no it's showing us all the awful tremor sequels.

Poor thing didn't have the heart to bear how down hill the series went after 2.

Here our best boy juicebox.

I did the same little editing trick I did with that custom Rena battle to have him show up with his nickname.

Oh man look at that she using him well. But can our little juicebox take a hit back.

Ouch.

What ever move I used was also super effective.

She then switching our our little JB for the eevee,

Knocking out the eeveelution

We kicked the jew mon in the goy.

And she sends juicebox back out.

Not surprised he got knock out.

This is her ace, it has to do good right?

And now she out of usable pokemon leaving us to pick up her slack.

Going to speed through this, as it took a stupid amount of time and hyper potions.

Feborius wasn't that bad, but matzahz can't doing attacks that hit everyone, and putting up a effect that also healed everyone at the end of turn. Leading to these two taking forever.

Orderymid kept putting up a field spell that buffed both of these two shitters stats.

Onslaught of these two was too much in the end.

Let's show them the power of our mega.

BY BLOWING OUR SELF'S UP! with a crit.

I'll like to say, I just noticed, I've been making the trans trap pokemon join the 51% club over and over. Whoops.

It also has leftovers, I forgot to mention that, and our arcane bolts don't do much to it.

I have to use this move to try to lower it's defense.

-100 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE.

He keeps trying to use the field spell because he out of PP for all his other moves, and switches out the pokemon

We use this time to revive a few of our mons.

We get a turn or two of doing almost no damage.

We end it with dig spam.

I revived grass.

Got a lucky poison by spamming rotten claw.

And using the revived shekel we keep stalling till they start struggling.

I have no idea why the struggle animation is a gaster blaster.

But in the end we didn't kill it, it struggled to death.

: Don't feel that proud, she barely did anything that battle.

: Pffft, Hahha.

: Whats so funny about that.

: I-It's nothing, J-Just say hello to jenny for me. Atleast what is left of her.

: Do the floss dance, or give them Vbucks, what ever the kids are into these days.

And Yes that random wack sprite shows up out of nowhere, when goldman leaves.

One could say he is a Angel of Death.

:These better not be all those people I beat in that line from floor two.That shit was tedious.

: What? I didn't say anything, no take her. She dragged me into fighting her father, good riddance

: Deviant!

: I swear you people are just looking for any excuse to fight me. Why?

I like graboid too much, I even use the limited amount of berries for him.
I just start spamming hyper voice.

and he spams psychic. Of course, I fall back on the bad trainer crutch of hyper potion spam.

Grasshole likely wont come back unless you people want that.

Welcome to my harry potter vs the mummy fan fiction. Harry potter magic of course will one shot the mummy.

And nazi gas.

I have no idea why his battle trainer sprite reverted back to Mspaint.

: I have turned my self into MS paint deviant. I'M MS PAINT MANGLOOOOOOOOOOO!

: The hell are you even talking about I still had four pokemon left after the book.

: HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT, I DON'T FUCKING CARE. TAKE YOUR STUPID GOD DAMN FIGHT AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

: is this a prank hidden camera tv show or something? Are the police in on this? Why is everyone nonstop ignoring what I just said seconds ago like this is scripted tv show?

Very Loud Warning

Even the game is assuming deviant's gender.
: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

: It's not, please just take her I am done with her shit.

: Better add that to my long list of people who have it out for me.

: No you made a mistake enjoy dealing with them by yourself.

: But aren't we friends,

: I just tagged along because we are friends, not because I want to solve all your stupid drama alert issues.
: Drag me into more bullshit, and I Garchomp wont be the only one sleeping on your team.

: Just go.

: Go before I unbox EEeEE.

It's almost like we have no control over our life, and everyone here in wack is in a trance following a script.

Could be worse, could be reborn.

Till next time.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Can't quote for some reason but the "Kick the jew in the goy" made me laugh a lot

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Can't quote for some reason but the "Kick the jew in the goy" made me laugh a lot

I've noticed this issue as well on Reborn thread with update posts. Wonder what causing it.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Today marks the 2 year anniversary since I started this thread, and this LP.

Does this really mean anything other then signify a bare minimum record of how much of my life I wasted on a really shitty LP? Not really.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I've noticed this issue as well on Reborn thread with update posts. Wonder what causing it.

I blame Biyuu and the tranny brigade